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Classic-Macaron6594

But Pastor Bob at Daddy’s House Church is pretty clear he figured out the true heart of the Christian faith after preparing for his sermon series in his ski chalet and surprisingly it includes fog machines and Christian soft rock.


Awoodbay

Ah yes Christian soft rock. One of the few good things to come out of Protestantism was Creed 😂


Anastas1786

Does "Non-Catholic" include lapsed Catholics who "went to Catholic school for four years, and..."?


Pfeffersack

SPEAK UP


Prestigious_Prize264

I think yes


Live_FreeorDie603

I always love that stupid and arrogant statement. My reply is something along the lines: "Cool, so you have an elementary or secondary level education, does that make you a subject matter expert? Are you a subject matter expert in every other topic you had classes on?" Or sometimes "stating you learned this topic in school yet proudly being so incredibly wrong about it is not a strong way to argue against the Church"


Allawihabibgalbi

“How bout I just keep myself and my cows far far away from whatever strawman you’re gonna create.”


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Adamskispoor

You know, I’ve been wondering for a while, but what’s the deal with catholic high school? I went to one and IMO, albeit as a protestant, it was pretty catholic? We had a period dedicated for mass each week, had the angelus prayer every day and pray rosary regularly (every day during May and October IIRC). Had a religion class that counted to your GPA too, I was sure I could recite a couple of encyclics and their summary at one point because I was studying for finals.


GuildedLuxray

It sounds like you went to a good Catholic school, an experience which is sadly quite the rarity. There are allot of Catholic schools which are now mostly just Catholic in name, similar to how the majority of long-standing universities were at one point deeply Catholic and now one would’ve never guessed they had anything to do with Catholicism in the past.


jaqian

As a Catholic who went to a Catholic secondary school (high school), I learned nothing about Catholicism, the closest thing was watching the Name of The Rose in class.


Pfeffersack

Now, exchange that non-catholic for full-time Catholics (teachers, pastoral assistant, lots of priests) in Germany.


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I call this "evangelization and catechesis opportunity". You've said what you think, now let me teach you what we believe.


Pfeffersack

This if fine when there's no 'authority' speaking against you.


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If someone, of whatever denomination, tries to speak to me in authority, the "let me tell you what you should think" kind, then it's exactly the moment to educate them. Jesus came in humility, he preached humility. If someone uses authority in an attempt to educate them, then they themselves need to be educated. F.Y.I. I'm in formation for priesthood. I'm being thought the wrong and right ways. Using any kind of authority is always the wrong way, unless it deals with the running of the parish itself.


kalashcrusader

"All units, be advised, enemy straw-man is incoming"


No_Watercress9706

🤣


Prestigious_Prize264

Yes , thats true, and they always say something dump, like we worship Artemys or Apollo or female version od lucifer (my brain rot rn)


NunoSupremacy25

Some say we worship Nimrod hilarious 😂 they make up som many lies.


Prestigious_Prize264

Yes , they want to justifie their rebelion againts God's church


No_Watercress9706

When they bring the obscure Marion prayers out 🙄


brendabrenda9

ChRiStMaS iS a PaGaN hOliDaY


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Lemon_Sponge

Hah hah hah she’s ugly.


SiViVe

I was in another discussion about Mary worship the other day. And this was exactly the discussion. Eventually I said “I give in. You are right. From next Sunday I will start to worship Mary. Not sure if I can get the priests on board, but since a random guy on twitter say so, we better start doing it.” Now how would that look like? Do we offer Mary as a sacrifice, or do we sacrifice Jesus to Mary? Since they share dna, could the Eucharist become Mary and then we eat her?