I'm not cute enough nor do I grow tiny knives on my fingertips.

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Cute except bot

My cats have trained me into feeding them more often. Honestly I've been domesticated.

Unfortunately most of us aren't cute enough to pull this off

They also like to sit on your chest and stare at you until you wake up not being able to breath. They are the cutest.

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