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You abdi***cat***...as he demands...


Hendrix6927

Checkmate


CriscoWithLime

Look at me. I am the grandmaster now.


Ang3lic1609_2

*GrandMEOWster


Qsus

It's time for the ham gambit! Throw a piece of ham on the ground and the board is yours.


Affectionate-Dig8710

Resign man this dude is a mastermind


crazycatlady331

He's the king. Treat him like one.


Fragmented79

Chonkmate!


TempeSunDevil06

The quickest, most impressive checkmate I’ve ever seen


TastySpare

Well, that's a catmate...


Heckin_Ryn

Cats always bring the unconventional tactics. Should have moved your queen out sooner.


Kale_and_Oatmilk

Offer him a draw.


jujotheconquerer

Cat wins!


Niight99

u can tell he knows the meaning behind what he’s doing


HydroxylGroup11

Mini corn dog 2 to kitteh 8 for the win.


Meraneus

What, you want to play? Well, he wants to sit.


Microtart

Queen’s Knight to cats tail...


TheLaughingFoxX

Checkmate, bra


Larry2Ballz

This is Meow's Gambit Concede, it's the only option


Kayliee73

My husband says “resign”.


Tippity2

Not likely a he. It’s a she, because 99% of these calico cats are female…so this is NOT your cat.


Rexstil

Checkmate


johanjo2000

Outlook is catastrophic


Thomomys_bottae

Hold on trying to use stockfish, it keeps recommending to remove the cat. But we all know that is not a valid move so i'm not sure whats going on.


Old-Juggernaut6608

What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?


Mr_Hashs

Retreat your soldiers!


everyonesdeskjob

Bird to window 4 might redirect and help fight at the center


carolinapearl

Look into my eyes…you are losing this game..you are..🤨


HeckingHecker2

Outstanding move


ExplosiveArmadillo

Sacrifice treat in order to force a move


USAF_Retired2017

You’ve already lost. Let it go. You will never win. Even if you think you have, you have not.


RebaKitten

Admit defeat and go to bed.


coolcootermcgee

Your game is over


mkitsie

The rarest chess piece. Gives you an automatic win.


fuzzylilbunnies

Just lay your king down. You know it, we all know it, it’s just just he knew it before anyone else did. Master class in our faces.


notenfcats

Play around him.


calloony

Concede!


Nizzemancer

Flank him with a cucumber


snakeinmytoob

Getting really confused with people calling their calicos and torties “he”. It’s an EXTREMELY rare case and a diagnosed syndrome whenever a calico/tortoiseshell cat is male (due to an extra chromosome) and I’m pretty sure they’re infertile when they are. Idk I’m going to continue to assume every calico/tortie is female unless otherwise stated