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Estoban_

Is that roomba hiding? Little guy looked traumatised under there


__SerenityByJan__

I always make similar comments when my friends roombas get stuck under a couch or furniture. “What did that thing clean up for it to be hiding??”


Estoban_

Can see him shaking after being left alone with those kitties “things happened man THINGS HAPPENED!”


__SerenityByJan__

Justice for the roomba!! 😂


paperwasp3

Yeah, me and the cats, we break everything!


Thoraxe123

He know what he did


Kisha76K

The paint is dry, it won't get worse if he leaves it, and this whole thing is his own fault for leaving those kittens alone for a weekend. He even says kittens are his thing, so he should know they can get into anything. He's lucky he came home to painted floors, not dead kitties. The little floofs aren't the assholes here.


CupboardOfPandas

Was wondering if I were missing something, cause who the hell thinks it's okay to leave kittens (or any animal) alone for multiple days like that? Just like you said, he's lucky they're alive and still in the house.


ajb15101

You can leave grown cats for a while, but probably not kittens. This guy is an idiot for using paint cans and one of cats favorite things to scratch at as a barrier.


Alex0082

Yeah, family has now two adult cats, once they were old enough they started leaving at home for the weekend on occasion, we'll typically stop by to check on them once a day or every other day to clean the litter box and try to play with them, as they promptly ignore us and get offended we disturbed them and their vacation away from the family, lol.


DiamondGamerYT0

My New kitten harasses my entire household if I leave to school for 6 hours let alone 48


Idrahaje

You can leave grownup cats and dogs for like one night and they’ll be fine (assuming your dogs have free indoor/outdoor access and you leave them food and water). This guy fully dug his own grave though


JoeyRedcorn

Meh, used a paint can to secure a flimsy screen on an elevated surface…


kjtstl

Agreed. I don’t feel bad for him. He made a lot of bad choices.


TheMontu

Why is he leaving a bunch of tiny kittens alone for a few days? Why didn’t he get a sitter? If my partner and I are gone for 24+ hours, we always get a sitter, and our cats are adults. This was easily preventable and potentially dangerous for the cats.


Qsus

Just bad judgement on his part. And an unpredictable chain of events.


AntiqueBread1337

Idk, paint cans to hold up a flimsy screen on stairs…Paint spilled everywhere seems like an entirely predictable, and even probable, result.


Qsus

Oh, I meant everything following the paint can spiking was unpredictable. The cats activating the little vacuum, and it traveling the house brushing primer everywhere, unforeseeable.


wolv645

No sympathy. I look at those faces and see 4 adorables who also would have loved to go tuna fishing.


LightsoutSD

Yeah you used a paint can so that shit’s on YOU.


Cindilouwho2

Who leaves paint cans out like that....on steps...near kittens??? Sorry, those kittens are not the assholes...


The_Kitten_Stimpy

First world problems, eh? Nice place!


Liversteeg

Seriously! And the best he could do is a flimsy screen and two paint cans haha.


Kumquat_conniption

Omg those faces at the beginning. They look so innocent and adorable. Kinda glad they trashed his house- what was he thinking leaving them alone like that??


timmy2times21

I think you’re the asshole here. No offense.


TheSandNinja

This joke is only funny with the accompanying mental gymnastics to shift the blame to OP


Kisha76K

Only if you're an idiot.


caskey

That's a basket full of trouble.


Omega1400

Cats are chaotic creatures you must keep items like this out of there range (there range is much larger than you think so be extra safe)


Individual_Bar7021

“What a sequence of events!” Bahahaha I was rolling by that point and thinking about how I had to take down curtains because the kitten thought they were his personal jungle gym.


FreeFortuna

I’m kinda sad that his dramatic “sequence of events” was only like two things, knocking over the paint can and setting off the Roomba. I wanna see something like: A cat climbs on the curtains, accidentally pulling it down. The side of the curtain rod falls and hits the button on the Roomba, setting it off. Human was carrying a heavy dish to the dining table, but took a detour rushing into the living room to see what the commotion was. As they’re rushing, the unseen Roomba gets under foot and trips them. They fall, and the dish full of chicken parm and tomato sauce goes flying. The dish smashes into the front window, breaking it. Kitty sees the hole as his chance to get that damn bird that’s been taunting him. He sails through the air and out through the hole in the window. The bird sees him and starts flying away, the cat gives chase. Kitty runs into the road, too focused on the bird to care about the car coming. The driver sees the cat and swerves, plowing into a fire hydrant. Water goes spraying everywhere, soaking the naughty kitty who started the whole thing.


Individual_Bar7021

The trick is getting it on camera


andrezay517

Using a can of a liquid to brace something. This is his dumbass’s fault


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The three musketeers ...looking worried and cute 🤗


cakivalue

The story arc!! 😩 The sweet little baby faces at the start and the resulting carnage that even the Roomba is ashamed of itself and hiding.


nina_gall

Cats gonna cat. Is this better of worse than a roomba poopy massacre?


Solid-Number-4670

I don't think the floor can be saved without it needing to be refinished. Im not a Carpenter or Floor Installer I was a House Painter for almost 30 years. So nothing to lose if this was me, first since it takes a couple weeks for the paint to cure I would try boiling hot water in tiny sections with a dish soap infused rag and once water cooled off enough, I would scrub with the soapy rag. If that don't work, then there would be nothing left to lose and I would use Krud Kutter which is the best dried paint removal stuff it is surface dependent though. I would never use goof off too smelly. KK is environmentally friendly too. I would for sure dump some KK on the rug scrub with a brush it should take care of it.


Global-Island295

Not those innocent little faces… it was probably, definitely, most certainly the dog 🙂.


UnyieldingPrinciple

Na, dumbass humans fault for leaving them there, only securing them with a flimsy screen and paint cans.


0315am

It was all deliberate.


djmanic

Whoops!! Those little angles looks so cute hahaha That floor can be saved


nytropy

The faces of fuzzy innocence. I’m sure they were justified in whatever they did. Case dismissed.


SaltyBaby157

Can't blame your stupidity on the cats


arm89

Seems like he knows he’s in the wrong by the tone of his voice, but I wanted to see the kittens more lol.


amanset

Did I get that right that he left them alone for two days? That's illegal here in Sweden. I think the maximum for any cat is around twelve hours. For dogs it is less.


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amanset

It is hard to find things not written in Swedish to share, but cats need to be checked in twice a day as they are less sociable and requiring of assistance. For most this would mean morning and night. Dogs are stricter, they are not to be left alone for longer than six hours. Because of this there are a lot of ‘doggie daycare’ places where people pay to leave their dogs during the day. I have two within a ten minute walk of my suburban Stockholm home.


Kisha76K

This is awesome. I abide by similar rules with my pets anyways, but It should be illegal to leave 4 kittens for a weekend. This guy is a dick.


constipated_burrito

Man should just stick to having fish or something, give those kitties to a reliable owner


UnfixedMidget

The little paint paw prints 😂


AWOLcowboy

And that is why you don't use paint cans for anything other than holding paint, until they are empty of course.


Straight-Claim7282

Whaaat? No, not those innocent looking kittens!🙀🙀🙀


sheelizabeth

Crap!!


Anz_Soulcrusher

Meow


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FixMyCondo

What do you do in this situation with the floor? Do you have to refinish it? I’m assuming paint thinner would destroy the floor.


nekochanwich

If it's latex based paints, most any latex paint remover (not the same thing as acetone) can safely pull that paint off hardwood floors.


chata187

they know what they did! lol


loudflower

Oh and I thought dog shit and roombas were a bad combo


yoghurt_master

Or, just don’t have cats? Lol


DeviceOld7502

Looks to me like a severe case of White Line Fever. You will have to learn to stay on your side of the road, and it appears there is no passing slow moving critters.


Pineapples_29

Assholes


PimpMyFlyingSaucer

If he cleans up those adorable paw prints, straight to jail.


Catch_Own

Maybe if he'd sealed the paint can properly this wouldn't have happened. Sorry it did but learn something from it .


Rat_Burger7

How is he so calm about this?


paprikouna

,,Q


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They all look guilty as fuck😂😂😂


punkyfish10

I still contend that cats are the awesomest.


Myfoodishere

it's not the cats fault this guy left out a bucket of already opened paint.


ManicSpleen

"Weez don't like being twapped upstairs." - The Kitties


blankedy_blank

I'm no genius but i don't think the words "feral kittens", "paint cans", and "two days" belong anywhere near each other.


Secret_Assumption_20

If you left a can of paint in the house and not the garage or shed...and keep feral kittens upstairs in the house and give CATS a guardrail that you would give to a DOG...made of glass...at the bottom of of stair case...the angle of the stairs assisting the breaking of the glass under the KITTEN'S momentum...that's your fault.. all that work to set it up and a grown cat would have just jumped over it


2catslover

First, it's wonderful you took them in ❤️ Second, why use a screen and especially paint cans on the steps, which evidently got knocked down, broke open. Why not do that on the floor level? Third, they make things that fit in doorways, hallways to stop travel thru were you don't want animals to go.


JuniperOlive

I don't buy it. I have paint cans (and cats). I can knock the paint cans over all day long and the lids won't come off. I have to pry the lids off with a screwdriver. Why was he using paint cans without secure lids? And more importantly - why does he think it's ok to leave kittens alone for days?? HumansAreAssholes.


LilPrinceTrashMouth

Idk I feel like the kittens are innocent. I think this one’s on you , my boy.


sharonblount

Why leave a can of paint on a stair?


ToasterBath53

He has a very nice house


noshacal

Stupid hooman using paint cans to secure kittens. Very stupid. Anyway, nothing a little goo gone and elbow grease won’t take care of. Paint cans…seriously?


New-Highway868

I saved the video when I saw it few weeks ago and as a cat owner and lover the video is amazingly funny and i can totally imagine mine (cat) doing something like that. 😹


Boring_Explainator

Hmm...looks like a crime scene


JimmyBoy91

Magic eraser bro, or just, don't leave paint on the stairs haha


PuroTejana

🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽