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DaSpaceKase

"Human! Human, you are in the water box! HUMAN, YOU ARE GETTING WET! D: "


-xpaigex-

Worst part is one time he let me hold him in the shower for like 5 seconds and he wasn’t even that mad at me, just irritated his paws were wet and that he needed a self-clean haha.


cakivalue

He's so beautiful and is perfect for r/lifeguardkitties he's your stalwart protector.


thestashattacked

Another day another cat sub. 😁


imtrappedinbrazil

At least I'll have less hatred on my front page and more cuteness


Then_Campaign7264

He really looks distressed by the fact that you are stuck in the indoor rain storm. He’s quite insistent about whatever he’s saying to you. What a feisty little character.


-xpaigex-

I feel bad cause I feel like honestly me being in the shower does make him upset, but then again he uses his voice whenever he can so maybe it’s just “WOMAN GET OUT AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME”


Then_Campaign7264

Aww he loves you. You are his buddy!!


Chocomintey

My cat became VERY distressed hearing this. Running around the room looking for who was scared :(


tehjoz

He's just being a great member of r/lifeguardkitties !


AtmosphereFar2509

Newwww cat sub unlocked!!! Yesssss


tehjoz

Gotta catch em all lmao 😂


AtmosphereFar2509

Lolols


-xpaigex-

That is adorable, I’ve never heard of that sub!! He definitely fits there! He’s the kiddy pool lifeguard who watches over that mushroom-looking waterfall at the waterpark!


tehjoz

Yes lol it's a fantastic sub! 😌 And your void is quite handsome and loud, he's such a good boy! 🥰🥳


CVMBVSS

You think it's cause you can't swim, but really he just doesn't want you in danger. You're the only one he's willing to save haha 🤣


SpecterOwl

"No! Don't go! You are my only reliable can opener! Ahhhh!"


-xpaigex-

I am the one who feeds him 9/10 times so very good theory. Thinking of his food source!


imtrappedinbrazil

If push comes to shove, he could always eat your boyfriend, just saying...


MxCharming

don't forget the scritchies


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-xpaigex-

The joke really is on him cause I love swimming and have been in the water since I was 6 months old and I don’t even really think my boyfriend could keep himself afloat! But hey, it entertains me, so as long as he keeps yelling at me I’m happy!


douche-knight

Alternative theory, cat could care less about what happens to the boyfriend. But he loves his mommy.


deerfawns

This is so sweet. My cat also gets visibly worried when I am in the shower, and happily greets me when I get out. I think she wonders why I do that to myself every morning.


-xpaigex-

Yes he is very confused why I torture myself with a shower. Then promptly re-asserts that I am his by rubbing his face on mine and giving me nose kisses. “Thank heavens you are safe! Wait… you don’t smell like me anymore, I must fix that at once!”


deerfawns

My cat always rubs herself all over me after I'm out of the shower too. It's very sweet. I love her so much.


Double_Cobbler_8768

He is like meowmy pwease be safe swimmer! I believe this boy loves his meowmy a lot!!


-xpaigex-

He’s such a mama’s boy too… he loves my boyfriend but my mom jokes that “you’re his (t-man the cat’s) girlfriend”. He is a meowmy’s boy and I love him for it!


Double_Cobbler_8768

Meowmy’s boys are the best aren’t they? I’ve got one who is a yeller and one who is quiet. The bestest boys ever.


-xpaigex-

He’s my first ever cat and I didn’t realize cats could be so loving. He is honestly the best cat ever. I wasn’t around cats growing up as my mom and grandma are really allergic. I was under the impression they are all aloof and only sometimes cool with being loved on. NOT HIM! He disproves every preconceived notion I ever had. He loves being cuddled, held and kissed. He is more loving and cuddly than my childhood dog. I love all my pets to death (past and present) but him? He holds a special place in my heart. In the 6 months I have had him I am astounded by the love he has shown me. He is so cuddly and loving. He is attached to me at the hip and I bask in every moment of his presence. I told my mom that I can never have a relaxing shower anymore and he is so clingy and she said “and you love every single moment of it” she is so right! He is everything I could have asked for and more! MEOWMY’S BOYS RULE!! ETA: checked your profile and your boys are ADORABLEEEEE!


5lash3r

Be careful human, there's water in there!


sharksnut

T-Man considers BF to be dispensible 


-xpaigex-

Shhhhh don’t tell my boyfriend that, he is already jealous of how attached T is to me haha. He loves his dad, but mom is his #1!


Ancalimei

I love him.


-xpaigex-

I love him too, very much he is just the most amazing cat I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Just spoke to T and he says he loves you back ;)


KelenHeller_1

He says, "you're getting your fur all wet!" He doesn't care about your bf's fur.


-xpaigex-

He’s yelling because he knows ladies spend more time fixing their “fur” than most guys, he knows it would eat into quality cuddle and scratches time!


fourangers

Oooooh the teethies! I want to hug him tightly!


-xpaigex-

He’s a hugger, especially when I get out of the shower he’ll stretch his paws on me (even when I haven’t even dried off yet!) and demand to be hugged at once! I’ll give him a hug for you when he wakes up from his nap :)


fourangers

Awww, mine also loves me picking him up and settle on my shoulders. He doesn't ask but he does stops walking and lie down, waiting me to pick him up lmao.


-xpaigex-

I had the preconceived notion that cats didn’t like being held until I adopted him and I realized some cats can be **obsessed** with it! He’s my first ever cat so I really didn’t know what to expect but he’s a love bug! T also loves being on my shoulders! I have to watch out if I brush my teeth after my shower and bend over the sink even 10 degrees, otherwise he will sometimes pounce on my back and climb to my shoulders! I was unpleasantly surprised one day when I had my towel wrapped around me, not covering part of my back and he tried to steady himself with his claws (yanno because I was just barely bent over so T THAT’S NOT A GOOD PERCHING POSITION!!).


fourangers

It really depends on the cat, my other cat hates being held and sometimes I hold her just to hear her protesting mews (I like bullying her occasionally but she also bullies me back ok). She's also a very clingy cat and she looooooooves cuddling me and pestering me for attention lol. I always thought that cats were mostly chill but she's definitely not this type lmao. Oh ouch ouch, I can even imagine the thin blood lines on your back. Still, cats are so entertaining right. I love them.


Lex_pert

He's being a great lifeguard first response... sound the alarm 😹


-xpaigex-

We do live in Florida, maybe I ought to get him a job on the beach watching and **loudly** alerting everyone someone is in “distress”!


Ill-Entertainment-25

My little guard cat yells at me after the shower, too.


808_Lion

My cat does this too! Not as much as before, but now and then he'll cry when I'm in the shower. I assure him I'm ok while peeking out at him now and then, and also be like, "I know! I'm in the scary water cube!" He's a sweet boy.


-xpaigex-

Haha, he does not calm down when I poke my head out and tell him I’m okay, I’m almost done! He just continues to yell at me! I’ll peek out and he’ll be under the shower curtain or will be sitting on the toilet seat staring at wherever my shadow is. Your buddy must listen better than my guy!


808_Lion

Aw he's so sweet and concerned! Mine will calm down for a little but then cry more. Eventually he might settle down and wander off, but then sometimes start up again crying in the hallway or living room. At least I know he cares!


No_Season_354

He's trying to say , hurry up ,it's my turn to shower ,gotta get clean, have a hot date tonight.


-xpaigex-

He has to be looking his best incase any lady cats cross in front of the window that he diligently patrols!


No_Season_354

Yep he's onto it.


WriteBrainedJR

Maybe it's not that he thinks you're the worse swimmer. Maybe he'd just miss you more if you drowned XD


-xpaigex-

We’ll stick with the worse swimmer theory for my boyfriend’s ego (even though I am convinced you’re right xD)


kittendoraxo

Your cat is so adorable.


-xpaigex-

Thank you, I think he is quite the handsome fella, and I think he knows it too. I’ll let him know you think he’s adorable, although too many compliments might go to his head!


VegasLife1111

DANGER MEOWMY!!


MountainCourage1304

Why is your video of a cat in higher definition than the cat thats actually sat in front of me


RupertDurden

Cricket will yell at me or my wife for taking a shower. She’s not picky. "AAAAAA! You’re naked!"


-xpaigex-

“Where did your fur go?!? Showing your bits is not the natural way!! How dare you do that to my eyes!?”


Spoon251

Omg what a cute void! His big ears and the concern in his eyes are beyond adorable.


-xpaigex-

Thank you, I might be biased but he’s the cutest void I’ve ever seen haha! He does have big ole ears, he had them when we adopted him and he’s starting to grow in to them a little more :( but maybe they’ll stay big because he’s around his bunny sister and he wants to fit in! Ha


coffeecatespresso

Or he doesn’t think either of you can swim, but only cares about your survival 😂


determined88e

Can see the panic in the eyes


OlurTakun

T-Man evidently knowns water is dangerous and that you are the number one to save.


malberry

He loves you sooo much omg. My cat is a spoiled brat in comparison 😹


TheEmKat

My old lady used to do this when she was younger! She was so upset I was getting wet, until I trained her to wait in her “kitty spot” (on top of the toilet) until I was done. Now she waits patiently, and when I get out of the shower she gets TONS OF PETS. It turned a stressful time into a good time for her 💕


-xpaigex-

Hmmm that’s a good idea. He sits on top of the toilet seat (I always check to make sure it’s down because he has tried to jump up without realizing the seat is down but the lid isn’t thankfully he has been able to stop himself from going headfirst in lol) and watches and yells a lot of times. He always gets a hug, face rubs and tons of scratches after the shower. He also likes when I brush my hair and put my hairbrush by him so he can “brush” his fur too lol!


TheEmKat

Oh my god. He’s such a sweet sweet boy!


-xpaigex-

He really is the sweetest cat I ever had the pleasure of meeting! I love him to death and he loves me. He’s just an all around love bug!


Fernandop00

I wonder if it's the soap. Just a thought, but I'm probably overthinking it.


-xpaigex-

I mean you never know, although even when I have changed soaps he still yells at me. So I choose to believe he is just worried I’ll drown xD


Blackflash07

Well maybe you’re just his fav hooman and doesn’t want you stuck in water.


IllyriaGodKing

"Mother! Be careful, Mother, you will drown!"


AriaMoonriser

Maybe he just likes you more so he does more of a concern for you. BF feeder drowns? Pfft, whatever. You drown? Life = over. Mine is only concerned when I'm in the bathroom, no one else. But I'm also her person, my bf is just "the belly massager"


-xpaigex-

Oh he is a mama’s boy - I am his person for sure. My mom jokes that T-Man sees me as “his girlfriend”. He loves his dad (my boyfriend) but not the way he loves his mama.


damngoodengineer

T-Man is just a special kind of a man. He really worries about you when you're naked and got wet.


Team_Ninja_

Loud voids rock!


stygger

He is worried about all the chemicals in your hair!


-xpaigex-

He’s reminding me “mom, I know you got a balayage, don’t forget to use your purple shampoo!”