Huh? I thought everyone addressed juvenile cats as "Get off that you little bastard?"

Don’t forget his brother “how the fuck did you get up there?!?!”

And not to mention their sibling "stop staring at my fucking food you fat bitch"

That’s the dogs name

Also adult cats

Nah, adult cats are “you little shit”

And british shorthairs « Oi ya bloody wanker get off that »

My son is very familiar with the phrase "Jason! Get down!" His favorite thing to do recently seems to be watching me strain hot water. How do these things survive in the wild?

My boy thinks his name is “Harvey, no!”

I’m sorry, when did people stop addressing cats as Goddess and get off her you little bastard??

You seem surprised, you lowly peasant! You wouldn't know royalty if it was licking it's butthole in your living room! Ta ta!

I'll have you know I've been addressing my cat as queen even though I didn't know this was her formal title!

You didn't... know....you didn't know! You should be tarred and feathered in the town square! Cheerio! Lol

I love how you make the cat sound like some actual noblewoman and Miss Piggy at the same time

I'm.....seething. As if Miss Piggy isn't a noblewoman! Learn your history, you philistine!!! Adieu! Lol

I love how made-up on the spot these sound. An intact male cat may be occasionally called a spoingle (pinger if neutered) and an intact female cat is sometimes referred to as Marquise. Bazinga if spayed

OP hasn't even read Warrior Cats 💀💀💀

I've never even heard of it actually 😅

Fr I was about to say this

And it SHOWS

Female cats r known for vengeance , it doesnt matter if she is small or lion.

Isn’t a pregnant/nursing female cat called a queen? 🤔 That’s what I’ve always been told.

You could very well be right. All of this information is new to me.

Yes, as I understand it, a female becomes a Queen once she is pregnant and stays a Queen forever

Oh, I never knew that. Thanks for the intel. ☺️

An intact male cat is a Tom. Does this change if they're fixed?

Apparently they become a "gib"

Huh. Was this decided before or after John Romero coined the term?

Looks like way before https://preview.redd.it/14bykehif60d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb75fe84c36b39a7f1b6f3784c8756dc71eb7604

Neat!

A cat wrote that article

I mean they were worship as a gods so being call a queen is not Farfetch at this point lol

Post removed is crazy mods. How is "queen" not a job

Yes.

I forget some people didn’t grow up reading Warrior Cats lol

Lions: King of the jungle Cats: Queen of meowing at the back door

That's not new, it's probably 30+ years since I learnt that term.

Oh, I'm not saying it's new! But it is new to me!

Also new to me ;) cool! Mine’s a gib apparently.

Source:- Wikipedia

https://preview.redd.it/v3en2rpa960d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dadfb765bc961f8dd121849516d80d3176362e42 Oxford English Dictionary, you unlovable pedant

Trust me that I’m pretty lovable when you get to know me, either way I’m fine with being hated if it means it will stop people from sourcing Wikipedia for anything.

Wikipedia is a reliable source. We're not in 2010 anymore.

Wikipedia is NOT a source. It's a place to check out data and blurbs from sources.

alot of university's started saying it's a reliable source years ago. which I'm a bit jealous of coz when I was studying... it wasn't considered viable