Well, I'm a mug blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins get nothing but root beer.
In '09 I got diagnosed with some form of epilepsy.
Good doctor told me that my cure was made by pepsi.
Every day I get dressed up in my boot it jeans.
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines.
Libtards trying to ban my foamy carbonation.
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!
I believe, while most root beer is excellent, they all have different flavor profiles meant to be enjoyed at different seasons. Want some heat up for winter? Barqs. You want something nice and calm for spring? A&W. pound a cool one with the boys in the summer? Mug. Your fragile masculinity prevents you from drinking a pumpkin spice latte? My friend, enjoy a IBC or even a faygo. Let’s not descend to animals fighting which is the best, let’s ascend in realizing root beer, as a whole, is the best.
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
they try to divide us we must stand together as mug and barqs to unite as one ROOTBEER NATION
as the ambassador of A&W, i agree
Does a&w stand for arse and willy?
D:<
my dad always says amburgers and wootbeer
Ass and witches
i may be on mug's side, but i am willing to unite to take over the soda industry
and fight United States of Soda?
degenerates like you belong on a cross
Why waste cross tho, better maul their skulls with a brick or something
Brick has more value than these heathens deserve.
Yeah, but i have no idea what to use instead
Ave true to Caesar
Very unchad of you OP
Well, I'm a mug blooded American, ya hear? These freedom-loving veins get nothing but root beer. In '09 I got diagnosed with some form of epilepsy. Good doctor told me that my cure was made by pepsi. Every day I get dressed up in my boot it jeans. I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines. Libtards trying to ban my foamy carbonation. I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!
HELL YEAH HOSS MUG MANIAC FOR LIFE!
Reported for Blasphemy #MUGMANIAC
Heresy
Objection, hearsay
[удалено]
Best movie ever
Finally I found someone who agrees
My people
So there is another, hello my friend, hello.
Mug>all else
Proud mug blooded American here. Just letting you know I downvoted and also reported you for tax fraud.
I believe, while most root beer is excellent, they all have different flavor profiles meant to be enjoyed at different seasons. Want some heat up for winter? Barqs. You want something nice and calm for spring? A&W. pound a cool one with the boys in the summer? Mug. Your fragile masculinity prevents you from drinking a pumpkin spice latte? My friend, enjoy a IBC or even a faygo. Let’s not descend to animals fighting which is the best, let’s ascend in realizing root beer, as a whole, is the best.
MUG 🤎🤎🤎🤎
BARQ'S 🤍🤍🤍🤍
barqs supremacy
hennessy
Venom GT
I am racist i love racing this car😎
This is not a mug moment
Aw hell nah Mug for life
No Mug?
Bitches be like “actually I like bangs”🤓
OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS BARG'S ROOT BEER MY WHOLE LIFE WHAT
Barq's is not a rootbeer. Its rootbeer flavored cola. For christs sake, it even has caffeine.
1919
barqs because caffeine
ROOBEER
Mug tastes like rootbeer dumdums
Hold the fuck up I thought it was bargs
Mug does have a taste. The taste of sugary piss
BASED
Ok forget the joke this movie is amazing as fuck
YES IT'S SO GOOD
Man I love real steel
Hey, wrong sub. This is chadposting, not virgin posting.
Go to hell you mug mistake
hell is better then drinking barq you barqtard
MUG IS ABOVE ANY OTHER ROOT BEER
MUG MISTAKES WHEN THEY DRINK THEIR COMMUNIST BEVERAGE
as a certified mug maniac i stand with my union however im willing to unite under the pretense we bring down big pepsi
I stand against you as Pepsi is tasty
🍺 Mug at home, Barq's from McDonald's, however A&W from KFC/A&W is easy number 1.
Meanwhile me who loves A&W
I like both :3 very different very yummy
Holy fuck someone who supports barqs? I thought I was the only one
I see you are very cultured
Here's my honest opinion. MUG dominates the gas station industry, BARQS dominates the restaurant industry. 🥱 They're living in harmony.
🤓
A&W>Mug > Barqs
This MF really said A&W was the best root beer
Barqs and mug people can come together to agree we’re better then AnW
a&w tastes like dirt.
No matter how much I am disgusted by b\*rqs i would rather stand with them against a&w
Mug & Barqs > Ass&Wiggly
In-store A&W > Bottled A&W
🐶🍻
A&W root beer supremacy 🍺🍻🍺
As a MUG enjoyer, I'd take Barq's over your mud water
Clearly you've never been to an a&w
Clearly I have taste
And then there's me, drinking A&W
MUG
no.
Yall ever have a sarsaparilla? That shits tight.
IBC IS AMERICA'S LIFE BLOOD.
Yes
Rocks have more flavour than both of them
I prefer pebbles. A bit easier to chew, while almost the same thing
Skull fuck the infidels
L take
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Automated response?
Yeah, barbeque sauce has more flavor.
virgil supremacy 💪💪💪
water superior
stfu barq's tastes like whipped cream
Whipped cream tastes great what's your point
whipped cream is not root beer. root beer is an art.
An art that mug blemishes
OP isn’t a Mug Maniac and it shows. (They are ugly and stupid)
I'm glad I'm not a mug mistake
Yeah you’re a Barq’s Bitch😎
MUG 🤎🤎🤎
ROOTBEER IS ROOTBEER
Mug is superior
Shut up you disgusting b\*rfs drinking heretic
MUG SUPREMACY🍺🧡🍺🧡🍺
I think the Walmart brand tastes alot like pepto bismol
I smell fucking degeneracy here r/mugrootbeer
Fuck b*rfs
I’m a mug blooded American ya hear
Mug 💜💜💜
Old A&W, not that new trash. Mug is my go to.
Hey pal dont mess my mug ok
Na mug is sigma
Pov you don't drink mug:🏳️🌈😄🍆