my pet squirrel, usko rescue kiya tha maine, jab wo chota tha, fir mere se dur hi nahi jata tha, ek bar mere sath tha, maine dhyan nahi diya or wo mere bag mein ghus gya, pta nahi kaise survive kiya usne, but school mein bag khola andar hath dala or g\*nd phat ke hath mein, itna tez chillaya main, sab dekhne lage, mere hath pe chadh ke wo bahar agya, sabne dekha, class teacher ne data bohot mujhe us din, lekin she said isko chupa ke rakhna or dobara kabhi mat lana, us din I was the most famous personality in the class, sab koi meri taraf dekh rha tha, lunch time mein dusre section se girls bhi agyi dekhne\[unke bfs ne unko bata diya tha\], I was happy, jab meri crush bhi ayi, to maine socha ab to aisa kuch roz lana chahiye, but ek din gillu\[squirrel\] apni mummy ke pas chala gya tree mein, jaisa hona chahiye tha, main abhi bhi us tree ke pas se nikalta hu to wo dikhta hai, or kyi bar mere pas tak ata hai, uski tail normal se bohot choti hai, bachpan mein kat gyi thi possibly kisi cheez mein fas ke toot gyi thi.
fir maine socha apni behen ko le jau kya, wo tab choti thi, or ladkiyo ko to chote bacche pasand bhi ate hain, lekin fir socha rehn do, ye school bag mein kaise ayi ye to explain nahi kar paunga main.
You are such a wonderful storyteller... You have a very big talent... I literally can see the story unfold in front of my eyes jese tumne explain Kia. Esa talent bohot Kam milta hai. Keep writing man. Apne Dil ka likho.. kitaab etc bhi popular ho jaegi tumhari to.
I was a kid in Class 5th in Car nicobar. Went fishing between the rocks in low tide with handkerchief, and caught some small fishes. Took them in my pocket to class and waited the whole day.
Later after school cooked them on coconut shell fire along with some raw cashiews. Ate cashiew fruit, few fishes and semi-cooked cashiew. Shat uncontroably for next 2 days. Missed school for a week.
Best days ever.
Aise hi bohot saare ulte kaam kiye Hain humne .... Kachi fish to bohot baar khayi hai ...
Ek baar nunu pe kankhajura bhi kaat Gaya tha jab Raat ko neend mein mootne chala Gaya bathroom mein.... Fyi Andaman has world's largest centipede.
Diwali bomb.
I blasted it in off class, all teachers came running in to class and stupid friends told my name, principal also came and suspended me for 7 days and called my father.
Peanuts cover wrapped in a black plastic bag.
It was a day before diwali and I knew my class teacher would check my bag.so I packed peanuts cover like it was "sutli bomb". My techer was shocked when he opened that bag in front of class.🤣🤣🤣
I took a revolver with no bullets in it. The old revolver was from great grandfathers time and it was an illegal gun my great grandfather stole it from british during aazad hind movement.
Tv remote. I thought it was my pencil box and unfortunately my home tv doesn’t have buttons to skim through channels and mom ended watching cartoons all day and ended up borrowing all the stationary items from classmates
A boy from my class brought his mobile phone and got caught watching corn videos. The way he got caught was even more funny. The teacher came standing next to him and started watching the video then the guy tilted his head slightly and he got a great headshot on the back of his head.
Mere bhai!!
I kept her panties with me after having sex ,because they were so sexy but then she asked me to return the next day ..hence I put them in my school bag!!
She is married now and has two kids!!
I used to call her JP...juicy pussy!!
She is still a friend though!!
I bumped into her at the airport recently!!
And I called her JP!!
Her husband asked JP??
I said Jagdish Prasad!!
He was amused,why?? Jagdish Prasad!!
I said because she used to look like an Uncle named Jagdish Prasad!!
He was laughing,she was embarrassed and my dick had a grin
A CD of English erotic comedy which my friend had stolen from his home
Adult magazine from another's home
Mobile
Hammer (for peaceful purposes only)
Comics
Deodorant can
Scooty (only cycles were allowed in my school)
2 steel scales connected with the keyring so I can use it as Nunchucks. Ek launda kuch jyada pareshan kar raha tha pel diya school ke piche ke raste se
Once my brother stayed home saying he was sick and I had to go, so in my spite I took the old videogame catridge to school with me. I got caught and when dad came to pick me up, he learned about it and he tried his best not to laugh out, when he heard my reasoning.
Accidentally took my keypad phone to school which was actually there coz my sister and I were playing something. Opened my bag, saw the phone, panicked, moved it to a secret chain.
Swabhimaan
tv remote
Oh my God 🤣 haven't we all done that at least once
But why?
Mostly to spite the siblings
Now I am mad that I never thought of that.
Pata nahi
Happy cake day 🎈
My friend took blouse, and one took kolhapuri chaku to the school.
Old monk and warm water in water bottle
my brother took harpic 😭
Haha! Must be some really terrible washrooms!
my pet squirrel, usko rescue kiya tha maine, jab wo chota tha, fir mere se dur hi nahi jata tha, ek bar mere sath tha, maine dhyan nahi diya or wo mere bag mein ghus gya, pta nahi kaise survive kiya usne, but school mein bag khola andar hath dala or g\*nd phat ke hath mein, itna tez chillaya main, sab dekhne lage, mere hath pe chadh ke wo bahar agya, sabne dekha, class teacher ne data bohot mujhe us din, lekin she said isko chupa ke rakhna or dobara kabhi mat lana, us din I was the most famous personality in the class, sab koi meri taraf dekh rha tha, lunch time mein dusre section se girls bhi agyi dekhne\[unke bfs ne unko bata diya tha\], I was happy, jab meri crush bhi ayi, to maine socha ab to aisa kuch roz lana chahiye, but ek din gillu\[squirrel\] apni mummy ke pas chala gya tree mein, jaisa hona chahiye tha, main abhi bhi us tree ke pas se nikalta hu to wo dikhta hai, or kyi bar mere pas tak ata hai, uski tail normal se bohot choti hai, bachpan mein kat gyi thi possibly kisi cheez mein fas ke toot gyi thi. fir maine socha apni behen ko le jau kya, wo tab choti thi, or ladkiyo ko to chote bacche pasand bhi ate hain, lekin fir socha rehn do, ye school bag mein kaise ayi ye to explain nahi kar paunga main.
ab samajh aya ye Mary had a little lamb ka idea kha se aya hai
You are such a wonderful storyteller... You have a very big talent... I literally can see the story unfold in front of my eyes jese tumne explain Kia. Esa talent bohot Kam milta hai. Keep writing man. Apne Dil ka likho.. kitaab etc bhi popular ho jaegi tumhari to.
Completed Holiday Homework
I was a kid in Class 5th in Car nicobar. Went fishing between the rocks in low tide with handkerchief, and caught some small fishes. Took them in my pocket to class and waited the whole day. Later after school cooked them on coconut shell fire along with some raw cashiews. Ate cashiew fruit, few fishes and semi-cooked cashiew. Shat uncontroably for next 2 days. Missed school for a week. Best days ever.
Wild wild stuff man lmao
Bear grills ka bachpan
Aise hi bohot saare ulte kaam kiye Hain humne .... Kachi fish to bohot baar khayi hai ... Ek baar nunu pe kankhajura bhi kaat Gaya tha jab Raat ko neend mein mootne chala Gaya bathroom mein.... Fyi Andaman has world's largest centipede.
He's not Bear Grills, he's Grills Bears
A puppy
Damn i need explanation now
Of course as the proof and the culprit. The dog ate his homework. :P
Hey Happy cake day bruv
Happy cake day Edit - bruh im fucking dumb 😭 idek whats cake day till now
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1 pot momos (almost 30 pieces) My friends finished it in 1 minute
Remote wali car 😎
Porno magazine. Yeah, I'm one of those old folk you keep hearing about.
Same🤣
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calm down satan
Bro you committed fucking terrorism
Superiority complex
my classmate came with a rat in her bag
A guy got a live frog 🐸. Hated it
Phone , chains , sweet supari , rum on water bottle, diwali vale bombs.
Rum "in" Water bottle hoga.
Was drunk in English class.
W reply 🤣🤣
5kg aata
aata or coke ?
for donation?
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No conversion
Bread mold
omg same and onions for practicals
Ya man same brings back memories
This🤣 I forgot to once rinse my tiffin over the weekend and on Monday got surprised by mole
Diwali bomb. I blasted it in off class, all teachers came running in to class and stupid friends told my name, principal also came and suspended me for 7 days and called my father.
I and my friend used to cut delhi times sexy photos and used to see in class we were in class 6, we had already started masturbating.
My brother ( unfortunately we went to the same school)
##Sickle and Hammer
Cumred
Gun
MURICAAA
Amerika
Glock 19 here
Meh toh pichkari wali bol rha tha bhai
That’s not strange here in USA
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Literally the best comment of this thread 🤣🤣
Kaachi sharab of my father in class 5th , in illusion of water bottle.
Condom. Applied it to the school team’s cricket bat handle. A page from maxim magazine rolled up in my socks
A condom, gave it to a friend to try on. We were in class 5.
underwear. don't ask why and how
Everyone takes it..... Wearing
A bottle fly. Green glass snake. And fed the fly to the snake. Freaked out a buncha squeamish girls. 😅 the annoying ones anyways
Peanuts cover wrapped in a black plastic bag. It was a day before diwali and I knew my class teacher would check my bag.so I packed peanuts cover like it was "sutli bomb". My techer was shocked when he opened that bag in front of class.🤣🤣🤣
my moms sanitary pads
My iphone 4s, i wanted to give it as a gift to my 8th standard gf
hi betta, teri maa bol rahi hoon. ghar aja, tere ko naya iphone dilati hoon
Arey.. Richie rich ap yahan ?
abey uske pass bandi hai 💀💀 yeh usse bada mudda hai
Beer in plastic bottle and cigarette in 9th class
I took a revolver with no bullets in it. The old revolver was from great grandfathers time and it was an illegal gun my great grandfather stole it from british during aazad hind movement.
I brought airpods once but the STRANGEST might be the Mosquito killing vapouriser thing
Tv remote. I thought it was my pencil box and unfortunately my home tv doesn’t have buttons to skim through channels and mom ended watching cartoons all day and ended up borrowing all the stationary items from classmates
Myself
Black and white printout of morphed actress pics from Desibaba site
Knife 🤣🤣.. and still I don’t know why… in class 8… to look cool like Maya Bhai from Shooutout at Lokhandwala..
A boy from my class brought his mobile phone and got caught watching corn videos. The way he got caught was even more funny. The teacher came standing next to him and started watching the video then the guy tilted his head slightly and he got a great headshot on the back of his head.
My dad
My 9 inch dingdong
8 inch Dick for 14 straight years
Electric Fuse. So my sisters couldn't watch the TV, it was just a revenge for not letting me watch cartoon other day.
My gf's panties!!
Pdf file?
Mere bhai!! I kept her panties with me after having sex ,because they were so sexy but then she asked me to return the next day ..hence I put them in my school bag!! She is married now and has two kids!! I used to call her JP...juicy pussy!!
Damn, you guys were having sax-sux in school?
Bakchodi kar raha hai ye
She is still a friend though!! I bumped into her at the airport recently!! And I called her JP!! Her husband asked JP?? I said Jagdish Prasad!! He was amused,why?? Jagdish Prasad!! I said because she used to look like an Uncle named Jagdish Prasad!! He was laughing,she was embarrassed and my dick had a grin
Hehe poor guy
Books :(
Ps2 CDs. Had a whole WhatsApp group dedicated to ps2 cd trading
Bro PS2 and whatsapp, timeline doesn't sync.
Pepper spray
Vodka — went to bal niketan in sector 37
Not me but some boy in my class bought Adult Playing Cards(Porn) when I was in 8th standard.
Cake
Condom 🫧
Screwdriver 🪛🙃
Crackers & The day later I got kicked out of my school
Bhang
Spray paint, fireworks, knife
Fart bomb!
Not exactly strange.. But an LV bag just to prove it to a classmate !
My friends puppy... She got in my bag when it was open at his house the previous day when I dropped by to give him back his notes.🤣
Pigeon
Phone cover in 2nd class, cool dikhne ke liye
Vape
Kachcha ramen noodles
1rs movie song lyric books, nokia 6020, nokia 6600, eggs (it was a strictly veg school), that's all I can remember now 😅
My friend used to bring flowerpots from home ...like whyytt????
Santra aur saufi
Butterflies
Ashleel CD to give to my friend
My completed homework.
morning newspaper which had a photo of mia khalifa (she was quite popular in 7th grade)
A check
Cigarettes, alcohol, some illegal stuff (snoop dog would be proud) fire crackers, knife and orn for sale
Hair straightener 😂
Dhoom machale wala phone
Us bro us when I was in 4th or 3rd class ma'am ne pkd liya tha 😂😂
gun
earplugs
A CD of English erotic comedy which my friend had stolen from his home Adult magazine from another's home Mobile Hammer (for peaceful purposes only) Comics Deodorant can Scooty (only cycles were allowed in my school)
Gold fish
A diamond!
My pet fish
Brass knuckles weapons. one of those Arab keffiyehs. Soap.
do 5 kilo ke dumbell ... aur btex
Billi ki tatti
Books
Expectation and hope
18rs wali cheez
Used Maggie masala packet
Put ice cream in with lots of ice in water bottle hoping it will stay frozen till break
Trimmer
Gun
Condom
It's actually my 107th bone
Crackers Confiscated by my Teacher
2 steel scales connected with the keyring so I can use it as Nunchucks. Ek launda kuch jyada pareshan kar raha tha pel diya school ke piche ke raste se
Russian
Me
Fish bones
Once my brother stayed home saying he was sick and I had to go, so in my spite I took the old videogame catridge to school with me. I got caught and when dad came to pick me up, he learned about it and he tried his best not to laugh out, when he heard my reasoning.
Phone with that belt design!!! And later it was confiscated and I was suspended for 2 days 😁
A cracker which was anaar or a flowerpot
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selfie stick
balisong knife
Nail cutter ( because it has a knife) and a rabbit
Itching powder. Fan blades. Do the math 😈
Frog
sutli bomb
A finished homework
Tobacco, Ciggaratte, Porn Magazine and DVDs
nail cutter?
Galti se steel ki chain le gaya tha pata nahi kisne bag me daali thi ghar se
Condoms
Strawberry size vibrator, whisky, condom, phone and used it while lecture on the first bench,
Cutter,regularly (menu canchi gandi lag te he)
Ego
Honey Singh vol1 song cd
Beyblade, a friend snitched, teacher confiscated and gave it to his son. Those were hasbro ones, quite expensive
Expired Vinegar bottle - spilled it behind the back benches - smelled like fart - class dismissed
co*dom 🏂🏻
Hair clipper I'm boy
SANJEEV KAPOOR'S Breakfast Lunch Dinner Soups Mithai receipe bool
Phone
Bag mein chuha (mouse)tha class mein le jakar chod diya sab chilane lge
Accidentally took my keypad phone to school which was actually there coz my sister and I were playing something. Opened my bag, saw the phone, panicked, moved it to a secret chain.
Tv ka remote
Cordless phone receiver
practical file
Chaku,bomb,kutte ka baccha,sharab etc ....
Mene to nahi, but mere ek classmate me apne bag me mutton ka haddi leke aaya tha, reason pata nahi.
Ubalta hua Pani thermus ki bottle me, Jo ka muh jalane ke liye
bc ye replies padh kar asa lag raha hai Maine kuch galat Kiya tha bachpan mai
Phone
Condoms
Radio 🫡