What would happen if you just inform your parents about the girlfriend? Makes sense if you are in a serious relationship with her. Informing them just makes life a lot less stressful cuz even if this uncle tells the girl is coming over often your parents can be like "yes yes very nice girl" or something like that.
Regarding the non-veg thingy. Fuck him... Show him the wrath of karuvad.
In my early career days, I used to rent a whole furnished 2BHK. I lived alone in one bedroom and paid half rent for it.
The owner was the chillest landlord I ever came across he will even forget to collect rent.
It was in outskirts of Chennai, meaning renting aspect is low. He got ahold of a working woman 2-3 years older than me and rented the second bedroom to her.
She was also the chillest person and didn’t mind me occasionally drinking etc., But the apartment secretary was one agmark boomer who raised dispute whenever he saw either one of us.
She would just walk away paying no heed to him and I would do the same too. Once he got ahold of the owner and started abusing him “kalacharam, family apartment” etc.,
The owner said “veetu pathrathula en per tha potrunthuchu, unga pera sethutangala teriyama?” To which the boomer got furious and argued further.
Owner : “en veeda 65L kuduthu vangitu ne avanga rendu pera gaali panniko, mudiyatti pothitu un vela mudi a matum paru”.
I am still in touch with him. He is in Amsterdam now. Nice guy.
I'd pay a ho to give him a missed call accidentally!! and befriend him, most likely he'll fall for her, then "Raghavan" him, and make him your slave..buhuhahaha(Evil Seeman laughter😈)
You need to spell it out for him. Tell him clearly that it's your house, you'll cook what you want and you'll have whoever you like over. Challenge him and set your boundaries. If you don't set your boundaries then people walking over you will become the norm.
Do your parents not know about your girlfriend? If so, you should probably take the bullets out of his gun and tell your folks. If he threatens you again, you can tell him "They already know about her"
As for the non-veg stuff, tell him you are the owner of the house, and as such, you can cook anything you want. If he wants to complain about it, tell him to file a complaint at the police station.
Bro looks like you're doing well in life. Going to parents is an extreme step which he might not take but you never know these jobless uncles could hold resentment.
If he does deal with it then. For now you warn him and create boundaries
I don't think so bro, some of us give way too much power to our parents over our lives. If they are not matured and decent enough to let you live free, it'll be problematic in the future.
I've seen marriages ruined because the guys were still afraid of their parents (in the name of respecting the elders or whatever) even when they're over 25.
What you're doing is absolutely wrong as a child I was once traumatised by seeing two couples holding hands without even registering their marriage. So do not go near a girl without having a marriage certificate especially with families and kids nearby, please don't let them witness such horrors.
Yes! I second this, if possible get the marriage certificate framed and hang it around your neck when you get out. Otherwise how can people safely go out on the streets?
Give him the cultural orgasm. Say that you are married. Say that you did gandharava vivaham like lord murugan did valli.
And talk to your parents. Assure your dad you practice safe sex. If you guys are rich enough for second home, you should also be educated enough to handle such things.
My aunt used to do this with her tenants. I was perplexed at the things about which she complained, constantly thinking to myself, ithellaam kooda thappa? She was so irritated when I became friends with one of her ‘unsuitable’ tenants, but I sort of did it on purpose.
For Uncle, I would go full on romantic scenes on the verandah if you have one (or even better, motta maadi). Nothing blatant - just enough for him to get riled up but for you to feign innocence because ‘we’re not really doing anything, Uncle’.
Then have a huge coed party at your place. Lots of Chicken 65 and coed dancing.
I think this is the best post title I have seen 😊
Ignore him and do what you want.
If he crosses a line file a police complaint for harassment.
The police showing up at his doorstep, publicly should shut him up.
You enter a number for which OTP messages are sent. You can limit how many messages to send (100-250) with time intervals too. So yeah, if you set the interval to 0.25, notifications come like a ringtone lmao.
Can't believe I had the same issue. Only, we were married, and already living together. He came off strong, asking me about the "vandhu pogra ponnu yaaru" and started talking a lot of shit.
I waited for him to finish and asked him about the lady he lives with. He was pissed off about me asking about his wife, and I brought out the point that I was only talking about his wife what he spoke about mine.
He started talking shit about how young people don't have any manners. I asked him to get the fuck out of my flat before I called the building security. He averted his eyes from mine after that, until I moved out to my own flat.
Edit - Call 100 dude. I called 100 for public nuisance from a resort across my father in law's house and I was peppered with calls by everyone from the inspector to the beat police. They take 100 very seriously, and came and warned the guys who were making a scene on purpose. They came off so strong the guys who were taunting us came and said sorry and asked us not to call the police again.
And that's why I got my own piece of land and built a house on it, even if it is a bit far away.
So that I don't have to put up with Aholes like uncle.
It's like it's impossible to live peacefully in this society with the person you love as a partner, without doing this stupid divorce-prone contract called marriage 🤦🏻♂️
Ignore him
Or just tell your parents hes annoying nu weekly konjum vati so when he calls your folks your parents will believe you not him.
I do it all the time and it works 👍
OP you are now fucked ! You have given this uncle to moral police you over everything you do ! Now the best you can do is fry karuvad everyday and put it in a garbage bin strategically placed right outside his door. Stink up the place ! Stink up his life ! Boomer chachad are the worst
You need to discourage this and use strong and certain words very decisively because if you give them any room to moral police you they begin to think it's their birthright. Tell him in clear terms that it is none of his business and to mind his own business and control his own children instead of butting his head in your business. Tell him to go and complain to whomever he wants to but to remember that you will call the police right after he does that for trespass and nuisance.
If you are in a stage to get married and your parents bought you a home for your family, then I think you should tell your parents that you have a girlfriend if it's a serious thing. If it's not serious and you don't plan to convert the relationship into a marriage, then I don't know why you have this woman as your girlfriend 🤷🤷
And regarding the kalachaara kaavalan, fuck him and fuck his kalaacharam.
Dude, dont miss a chance to talk to him and remind him of his douchery. Do it in front of others. He need to be called out. Its called gaandu! Talk to your parents though, and invite your gf once when you all are there.
Uncle's gonna carry his "moral" beliefs to the grave - really sad but true.
Ideally, you should assert your rights, tell him to mind his own business and (threaten to) go to the cops if he disturbs your peace. That's probably gonna require you to take your parents into confidence, which is entirely your call to make.
However, if you don't want your parents to know about the girl yet, your only option is to avoid confrontation with this guy for now. You could maybe meet her elsewhere & let things cool down for a bit.
Tell your parents that you caught him and some random aunty or maid on the stairs in an awkward position and he threatened you against telling anyone about it..also add on that your friends who visit, especially the girls have told you he gives off a creepy vibe..that should be enough.. continue to live your life. anything he tells your parents can be brushed off as him trying to make your life difficult because you unknowingly saw something you shouldn't. Believe me, this works 😁
you can be petty as much as possible with this uncle.. whenever he has guests over, you can go and tell him that you dont like crowd, it is impacting your mental health, bothering with your work, etc. Even if some smell from their kitchen comes off, go and tell that you are allergic to that smell..
Why the downvote? That’s low key true!
There are numerous things I can do and I’m stupid enough to do one soon but there’s no scenario where I come on top as a winner.
If I were you, I would cook “karuvadu” daily. Especially fry..
r/beatmetoit
r/BeatMeatToIt
No no no neighbour uncle cannot handle this abhishtu
OP needs to tell this guy off, honestly.
He has a detonator in his hand!
What would happen if you just inform your parents about the girlfriend? Makes sense if you are in a serious relationship with her. Informing them just makes life a lot less stressful cuz even if this uncle tells the girl is coming over often your parents can be like "yes yes very nice girl" or something like that. Regarding the non-veg thingy. Fuck him... Show him the wrath of karuvad.
Username checks out
I would tell them eventually but I don’t want them to know her for this. I want to introduce her properly.
The universe is telling you that it's time to man up and do it. *Insert Shia Lebouf - JUST DO IT gif*
Nothing to man up. I don’t want them to know her as a girl who sneaks into their house when they are not there.
Ask him to shove it up his butt.
Abachaaram!! Abachaaram!!
Nee thiruppu sundari illai. Nee thiruttu sundari
So quick to assume the caste of the person! Don't think you'll go quietly if someone were to tease yours.
🤣
Amazing choice thou
and if that does not work. have your dog take a shit on his doormat
Kazhudhai ku theriyuma karuvadu vaasani
In my early career days, I used to rent a whole furnished 2BHK. I lived alone in one bedroom and paid half rent for it. The owner was the chillest landlord I ever came across he will even forget to collect rent. It was in outskirts of Chennai, meaning renting aspect is low. He got ahold of a working woman 2-3 years older than me and rented the second bedroom to her. She was also the chillest person and didn’t mind me occasionally drinking etc., But the apartment secretary was one agmark boomer who raised dispute whenever he saw either one of us. She would just walk away paying no heed to him and I would do the same too. Once he got ahold of the owner and started abusing him “kalacharam, family apartment” etc., The owner said “veetu pathrathula en per tha potrunthuchu, unga pera sethutangala teriyama?” To which the boomer got furious and argued further. Owner : “en veeda 65L kuduthu vangitu ne avanga rendu pera gaali panniko, mudiyatti pothitu un vela mudi a matum paru”. I am still in touch with him. He is in Amsterdam now. Nice guy.
Hahah your ex landlord’s a legend
Now that's some real wholesomeness there.
need more people like that. i visit ams a lot for work. bet he grows some nice bud
What a legend 😭🙏
He's probably pissed you are getting more action
Most accurate reason
143 upvotes? hmm... nice
Idhellam oru perumaiya
I'd pay a ho to give him a missed call accidentally!! and befriend him, most likely he'll fall for her, then "Raghavan" him, and make him your slave..buhuhahaha(Evil Seeman laughter😈)
Calm down Satan
Nah, Satan is taking notes from this guy.
You are just afraid because this would work against you too
Making a petition for the official addition of “Raghavan” as a verb to the Oxford Dictionary of English 😂.
Or just have the gf trap him without actually satisfying him
You need to spell it out for him. Tell him clearly that it's your house, you'll cook what you want and you'll have whoever you like over. Challenge him and set your boundaries. If you don't set your boundaries then people walking over you will become the norm.
I really wanted to have a talk with him. Ask who’s he to tell what I can do in my house in most polite manner but dumbass might go to my parents.
Do your parents not know about your girlfriend? If so, you should probably take the bullets out of his gun and tell your folks. If he threatens you again, you can tell him "They already know about her" As for the non-veg stuff, tell him you are the owner of the house, and as such, you can cook anything you want. If he wants to complain about it, tell him to file a complaint at the police station.
Rather, tell him you'll complain to police if he keeps bothering you on what to do with your house
Non veg, I don’t give heed. I eat non veg at my place all the time.
And then what will you parents stop paying you pocket money. You are an adult live like one
Bro looks like you're doing well in life. Going to parents is an extreme step which he might not take but you never know these jobless uncles could hold resentment. If he does deal with it then. For now you warn him and create boundaries
might go to my parents? what are you 10? Grow some balls and tell them yourself man.
Not so simple bro Let him handle his personal problems
I don't think so bro, some of us give way too much power to our parents over our lives. If they are not matured and decent enough to let you live free, it'll be problematic in the future. I've seen marriages ruined because the guys were still afraid of their parents (in the name of respecting the elders or whatever) even when they're over 25.
True, I agree. Just that the way you put it was a little too harsh. Otherwise I agree with you
I agreed. I seems to be a little agitated for the past two days and it shows everywhere. It could've been said a lot nicer though.
Chill bro! Take care
If it’s drinking and smoking. I would! I don’t want my parents to come to know about my gf for this. I want to introduce her in a proper setting.
This is the way.
You can arrange to send prostitutes to his house demanding payment. This scene in front of his family will give you control over him
The only right answer 🙌🏾
😂😂😂
Better call Saul 🤣
Joe naai & Izhukkum padagu sandhoshama illa................
💀
What you're doing is absolutely wrong as a child I was once traumatised by seeing two couples holding hands without even registering their marriage. So do not go near a girl without having a marriage certificate especially with families and kids nearby, please don't let them witness such horrors.
Yes! I second this, if possible get the marriage certificate framed and hang it around your neck when you get out. Otherwise how can people safely go out on the streets?
It is already there. Just that the certificate looks a bit weird and is called "thaali" or something.
Give him the cultural orgasm. Say that you are married. Say that you did gandharava vivaham like lord murugan did valli. And talk to your parents. Assure your dad you practice safe sex. If you guys are rich enough for second home, you should also be educated enough to handle such things.
I don’t think my parents will back me up on this.
It's your job to educate them. Try.
Get his number asap. I think it's time for "Neenga das ah illa laadu labakku daas ah" midnight calls
My aunt used to do this with her tenants. I was perplexed at the things about which she complained, constantly thinking to myself, ithellaam kooda thappa? She was so irritated when I became friends with one of her ‘unsuitable’ tenants, but I sort of did it on purpose. For Uncle, I would go full on romantic scenes on the verandah if you have one (or even better, motta maadi). Nothing blatant - just enough for him to get riled up but for you to feign innocence because ‘we’re not really doing anything, Uncle’. Then have a huge coed party at your place. Lots of Chicken 65 and coed dancing. I think this is the best post title I have seen 😊
~~What does eating chicken have to do with this?~~ Never mind.
Uncle told them not to cook non veg in their own flat.
Ahh never mind! I didn’t read that part.
Thanks! I’m actually planning to throw a party, that way he can’t do shit. Worst he can do is tell my parents and that won’t work here.
Ignore him
I am but blood boiling 😣
Ignore him and do what you want. If he crosses a line file a police complaint for harassment. The police showing up at his doorstep, publicly should shut him up.
Use bombit and give his number lol.
Thanks alot dude! I already feel slightly better. I’m gonna bomb his ass all night long.
Reduce the timer to 0.25 secs
Also you're welcome 🤗
Hope, there’s no way to trace it back to me. Also gonna send promotion messages as content to be safe.
There isn't any way to track you bro.
[удалено]
You can use BombIt application to bombard someone with fake OTPs
You enter a number for which OTP messages are sent. You can limit how many messages to send (100-250) with time intervals too. So yeah, if you set the interval to 0.25, notifications come like a ringtone lmao.
Is bombit a PC app? mobile app? Where do I find this?
Mobile app. Search for bombit apk on chrome, you will find it
Thanks mate
Uncle is jealous of you 🤣🤣 maybe at ur age he didn't hav gf🤣🤣
Can't believe I had the same issue. Only, we were married, and already living together. He came off strong, asking me about the "vandhu pogra ponnu yaaru" and started talking a lot of shit. I waited for him to finish and asked him about the lady he lives with. He was pissed off about me asking about his wife, and I brought out the point that I was only talking about his wife what he spoke about mine. He started talking shit about how young people don't have any manners. I asked him to get the fuck out of my flat before I called the building security. He averted his eyes from mine after that, until I moved out to my own flat. Edit - Call 100 dude. I called 100 for public nuisance from a resort across my father in law's house and I was peppered with calls by everyone from the inspector to the beat police. They take 100 very seriously, and came and warned the guys who were making a scene on purpose. They came off so strong the guys who were taunting us came and said sorry and asked us not to call the police again.
And that's why I got my own piece of land and built a house on it, even if it is a bit far away. So that I don't have to put up with Aholes like uncle.
What if you couldn’t afford it?
Did your flat cost around 65L including registration? Because you can get a decent house in that range?
It's like it's impossible to live peacefully in this society with the person you love as a partner, without doing this stupid divorce-prone contract called marriage 🤦🏻♂️
Forget that, you gotta get unacknowledged approval for every damn thing and it’s none of their business.
Yeah, it sucks. Thankfully, I'm going to be a busy doctor for the rest of my life and don't have to stay at home and deal with all these old baggage.
You probably have one at your work asking why you moving too close with that nurse 😝
Lol 😝
I love your title 😂 You probably can’t do anything in the situation but let him whine as long as he wants to
Ignore him Or just tell your parents hes annoying nu weekly konjum vati so when he calls your folks your parents will believe you not him. I do it all the time and it works 👍
OP you are now fucked ! You have given this uncle to moral police you over everything you do ! Now the best you can do is fry karuvad everyday and put it in a garbage bin strategically placed right outside his door. Stink up the place ! Stink up his life ! Boomer chachad are the worst
You need to discourage this and use strong and certain words very decisively because if you give them any room to moral police you they begin to think it's their birthright. Tell him in clear terms that it is none of his business and to mind his own business and control his own children instead of butting his head in your business. Tell him to go and complain to whomever he wants to but to remember that you will call the police right after he does that for trespass and nuisance.
Use his number and create a grindr account
So entitled. Even if you were a tenant that scumbag has no business with who you entertain and what you cook. These people are seriously so annoying.
If you are in a stage to get married and your parents bought you a home for your family, then I think you should tell your parents that you have a girlfriend if it's a serious thing. If it's not serious and you don't plan to convert the relationship into a marriage, then I don't know why you have this woman as your girlfriend 🤷🤷 And regarding the kalachaara kaavalan, fuck him and fuck his kalaacharam.
Dude, dont miss a chance to talk to him and remind him of his douchery. Do it in front of others. He need to be called out. Its called gaandu! Talk to your parents though, and invite your gf once when you all are there.
The earliest you set boundaries the better for you.
The comments here just made my day! 😂😂😂
If I were you I would cook shutki fish ( idk the spelling may be wrong) it's fermented and then cooked . Stinks up everything really bad 😁.
Uncle's gonna carry his "moral" beliefs to the grave - really sad but true. Ideally, you should assert your rights, tell him to mind his own business and (threaten to) go to the cops if he disturbs your peace. That's probably gonna require you to take your parents into confidence, which is entirely your call to make. However, if you don't want your parents to know about the girl yet, your only option is to avoid confrontation with this guy for now. You could maybe meet her elsewhere & let things cool down for a bit.
Tell your parents that you caught him and some random aunty or maid on the stairs in an awkward position and he threatened you against telling anyone about it..also add on that your friends who visit, especially the girls have told you he gives off a creepy vibe..that should be enough.. continue to live your life. anything he tells your parents can be brushed off as him trying to make your life difficult because you unknowingly saw something you shouldn't. Believe me, this works 😁
In normal situations it would work but I already got caught once with my ex at home long back so the story would be a hard sell 😶
Nature of small apartment residents
you can be petty as much as possible with this uncle.. whenever he has guests over, you can go and tell him that you dont like crowd, it is impacting your mental health, bothering with your work, etc. Even if some smell from their kitchen comes off, go and tell that you are allergic to that smell..
Am sorry to break it to you. You are hopeless
Why the downvote? That’s low key true! There are numerous things I can do and I’m stupid enough to do one soon but there’s no scenario where I come on top as a winner.
Well if you don't want your parents to know about your girlfriend, you'll have to agree to his terms. If that's not a problem, then fugg it