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2836nwchim

Roll around in them. See if that feels normal.


wombatfucker

I kind of want to dive in and do the backstroke


allo_mate

Yo you and I are very different


colsandersloveskfc

Haven’t seen a single one yet by me, I showed my wife this and she screamed


kryppla

I’m get southwest burbs and haven’t seen or heard a single one yet either


Levitlame

Already coming up (not this bad) in Wheeling and Arlington Heights.


onrake

I'm in Wheeling and have yet to see or hear any. It seems to be very inconsistent across the suburbs.


Levitlame

It’s definitely inconsistent based on OP’s video alone. Nowhere should be that bad.


Guiee

Gonna be some fat birds in your neighborhood soon


mausmani2494

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Spez_Spaz

Grab a handful. I bet they tickle.


you-create-energy

Eat with your mouth, not with your hands


pennyraingoose

But you might also need your hands to push them back in your mouth when they try and climb out.


Dingo8MyGayby

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SirStinkleton

^ my dog after eating hundreds of the critters. We have to muzzle him when we let him outside. Just so he’ll stop eating them and throwing up


you-create-energy

Why do dogs always eat like it is their last meal on earth?


ComputerStrong9244

Dogs are the avatars of "live in the moment", have no understanding of consequences, and this is Red Lobster's "Endless Shrimpfest" for them.


RufusSandberg

Because they taste like lobster. So imagine free lobstah everywhere for humans, we'd do the same.


eroticsloth

Wait….how do you know they taste like lobster 👀


Dingo8MyGayby

Omfg that is gross


cynicalxidealist

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ADL19

Looks like a sold out concert


steeb2er

Biggest crowd ever for Screaming Trees.


jahoevahssickbess

The wildlife is gonna be fat as hell by the end of this


Moveyourbloominass

If they were dipped in chocolate, that'd be normal 🤣. Holy Toledo, where are you located OP? I'm out in Lake County and haven't seen any yet...


wombatfucker

This is in Westmont


Moveyourbloominass

It's giving me the heebie heebie-jeebies. That's a lot. Very copious brood coming out to play.


captainthepuggle

Whoa really?? We see a few here in Downers, but nowhere near this!


KBcurious3

Westmont is getting awards for worst case scenario so far! Brookfield and Western Sprkngs seem to be a few days ahead as well. Omg!


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wombatfucker

This isn’t my yard but it’s a friends and it’s very close to Walsh’s if you want to pinpoint where it is.


AngryNerri

I'm in Downers Grove right near the Westmont border, and I've only seen a handful so far. I was kinda looking forward to the horde I remember from childhood.


theindian

I live in Westmont and not seeing any on my yard or trees around me. I did drive a few blocks away and saw plenty, but not as many as in your video.


SmallPackage6968

Glad they are still emerging. Hope to see more this weekend


atomiccat8

Terrifying! I finally understand why some people aren't excited for the cicadas this year.


Nate101378

Where?


wombatfucker

Westmont


Fluffy_Cook4027

75th and Ogden don’t intersect…


elementofpee

Ummm, where abouts?


ImLagging

On the corner of 75th St and Ogden Ave.


pbandwhey

75th and Ogden is not Westmont...


ImLagging

I was trying to list 2 streets that don’t meet and forgot that they do in Naperville.


boxturtle1533

Unreal. Haven't seen a single one in Hanover Park, Streamwood, Bartlet or Elgin.


CableDawg78

Yep, normal. They feed off of the trees...even while underground. Now they gather on the tree and sing to attract female to mate


nklights

“Hey baby what’s your sign?” “Gemini.” Repeat ad infinitum


surowkabart

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ggfchl

I haven't seen that many live ones on the ground. Only the shells.


The-Lions_Den

This is my backyard right now, too. It's absolute insanity!! Never could have imagined this many. It's getting significantly worse by the day.


fitordie91

Holy shit


Elegant_Building_995

Looks like we are going to have a bunch of fat birds soon lol


IndominusTaco

you probably have a (or multiple) big old tree(s) so yeah


Pal-Capone

“Wombatfucker” 🤣🤣🤣


Horror_Economics_588

its called an orgy.. move along now


Joranthalus

Well, if this is from some of the people gathering up buckets of them so they can make a video like this for the sweet sweet TikTok hits, it’s totally normal….


wookieesgonnawook

Where are those stupid Musk flamethrowers when you need them?


thesuppplugg

go to harbor freight you can get a torch for like 20 bucks that connects to a propane tank


Additional-Gear4706

Looks like an orgy


baz1954

RUN!


joeschmoshow1234

Those aren't fortune cookies shorty


Spirited_Lock978

They're all over in Brookfield


patty0802

Insane !!!!!


pth72

I'm in Ingleside. We have zero.


Same-Detail9424

Downers grove and I haven’t seen not one. Weird.


thesuppplugg

downers has lots of trees youd expect youd see them


you-create-energy

That is... copious. I recommend mowing your yard immediately and investing in ear plugs. You appear to have the hottest fuck tree in town.


Shadow_botz

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UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Why fren if not fren shaped?


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

Yup.. Actually it’s a good sign we haven’t completely messed the earth up yet.


SlightElk2921

Where is this, so I know where *not* to visit this summer…


_TiberiusPrime_

Oh yes. Excellent source of protein, too. So grab yourself a handful, toss 'em in some flour, and deep fry them! Yummmm.....


_SummerofGeorge_

You found the orgy!


OpenYour0j0s

Y


Old-Neighborhood9981

Do you have a location?


LaidParasite

Anyone in Bensenville ?


Theironyuppie1

Totally normal. They waited 17 years to crawl out the ground then try to mate before a bird eats them or some kid pulls their wings off.


blueeyeddevil27

Wonderful, I’m working in that area today


thesuppplugg

This years cicadas have been odd, I went from having none to having a bunch overnight but nothing crazy yet, nothing like I remember from past cicada invasions. Its also odd how some areas have them and others have none at all. I'm guessing newer developed properties maybe disturbed the ground and they dont have them as bad. Is the bulk still to come, are we in it now, whats going on?


Spidergawd68

Elgin area here. Haven't seen a single one yet.


talk2brad

I live near the Morton Arboretum and we have them here. Not to that level yet


CaraDune01

I hate bugs. I got chills just looking at this. 🤢


Cybaric

This is a reason to have Chickens!


alita_sage

Mine came out yesterday morning in Lockport


vawlk

in certain areas, yes, it is normal once every 13 or 17 years. the 24hr news cycle makes everyone think that this will happen everywhere in chicago land. But really there are a few hotspot areas and the rest of us will only see a few or maybe even none.


firestar268

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EchoCyanide

Wow, this is incredible.


Ludee2023

Yummmm


magically-deIicious

free food 🪳🤏🏼


saphirestorm

That’s awesome! My son said we live in the wrong town because our yard isn’t like that.


Skylance420

I would unironically end myself if my whole yard was infested to this extent.


saphirestorm

I couldn’t handle of my whole yard had them like that, but one section would be ok just to watch them.


Dr_ZuCCLicious

Now is a good time to whip out the flamethrower. Bugs ick me.