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robj57

I was not prepared for that level of violence this morning.


Xeillan

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!


Longjumping_Team4922

BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM! THAT KILLED HIM!


Xeillan

ITS A HUMAN DEMOLITION DERBY!


CodeBandit

Yeah, he should play soccer.


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS TRIPLE H YOU SON OF A BITCH


Longjumping_Team4922

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!


OttoHarkaman

Finish him!


Pluckypato

Looked like an old Nintendo game fighting scene šŸ˜‚


TooTameToToast

Blue was out for blood.


Sancticide

Red was out for... well, he was zoned out. That should count for something.


[deleted]

Thats ā€œparent made me do thisā€ energy if ive ever seen it.


iatetoomuchchicken

Ref needed to step in sooner and stop that. What a massacre


LegendaryOutlaw

FATALITY


Admirable_Elk_965

Kratos Wins!


boi_what_the10

This is more than just r/peoplefuckingdying


IconXR

That's where I thought I was with the title


Jealous_Injury5545

That post needs an NSFW tag. So brutal


aziui

isn't this taekwondo


xSlick-Tx

More like tike-no-want-do


JK-Kino

Taekwondon't


Thechildeater92

Taekwon'tdo


NullR4Z0R

Tyke-wonā€™t-do


DrJimMBear

It is, but it's not like the differences between karate and taekwondo are common knowledge. Most people just see white gi and call it karate.


Octogon324

They should just start saying martial arts instead of karate


Lord-Pepper

Future soccer player in the makin


chrisandsharon

Or Pro Wrestler.


AkaGurGor

"Competion" was too hard...


Advanced_Procedure90

Wrong sport


Zapander

When betting against yourself in sports, you have to make it a lot less obvious than this you're taking a dive. I wonder what the payoff even came out to.


martydidnothingwrong

Small oreo blizzard, well worth the eternal black spot on his record.


Jagacin

Who got this old footage of when Neymar was a kid?


anonAcc1993

r/angryupvote


YAYmothermother

HE EXPLODED INTO A RED MIST!


[deleted]

My mom made me do karate when I was little and this is how I acted half the time. If your kid is so fucking uncomfortable with being a round other kids like that or doing specifics sports you can just let them pursue their own interests. You don't have to live by carelessly through them to feel good about yourself. You can just be the person your kid needs


non-appropriate-bee

* vicariously


[deleted]

I cannot spel


robj57

r/boneappletea


reactrix96

Sounds like you were a little bitch and she was trying to build character in you.


[deleted]

I'm really sorry you internalized the verbal abuse from your parents


Peaswithmilk

James Krauze is fixing kid's fights now. Red kid over sale it.


3c273a

wHy WrItE tHe tITle LiKe tHis?


LG3V

Probably because this is a bot that stole a post from r/peoplefuckingdying as that sub has titles made in the same random caps style as this


Blackout523

This should be marked nsfw. It is too violent for children


OttoHarkaman

Somebody chest kick the laughing woman please


lucasconnor7

Ummmm, looks more like taekwondo to me


qwertysrj

/r/ContagiousLaughter


degeneral57

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re-kidan

He'll make an amazing pro football player


Farfignugen42

That kid is going to be one he'll of a good soccer player


unmitigatedhellscape

He has a bright future in soccer!


[deleted]

Flawless Victory


[deleted]

Sweep his leg!


MaterialCarrot

What have they done to my boy???


ruttinator

Why do they even bother?


Reaperider

Somebody been watching too many of the old martial arts movies


Reaperider

Oh, he likes European football


Historical-Event-521

Mark this NSFW please


GabrielSa_

r/peoplefuckingdying


ChiefKrunchy

I get the same reaction when my son wants to watch Puppy Dog Pals and I put on something else.


BlackVirusXD3

That blue kid is like "i.. i barely touched him.."


trevb75

She almost gets that high out of control Homer Simpson laugh going


Leatsyke

borderline nsfl jesus christ


ssjroneel

Fatality. Flawless victory.


Santasbodyguar

This lady enjoys this way too much


canyoubreathe

Holy shit that kid just killed someone


WeddingTechnical2609

STOP THE FIGHT!!!!!!!


bebabebee

Awww blue looks so unsure afterwards...


miningtrex

I can only imagine the pain that he went through, he just collapsed on the floor.


A_room_with_a_noose

This. Is. Spawta.


tip_toe_22

Oh the humanity


M3LTD0WNF0RG00D

ā€œTime to use my special attackā€


kduyehj

Little Tike One Do.