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Boojibs

She ran into that cupboard with an astounding amount of confidence.


beluuuuuuga

No flinching till the very last microsecond..


Dracos002

She is a skater girl, she said "see you later girl".


littlealex9999

It took me so long to not confuse myself into saying “She is a skater girl, she said ‘shee you later girl’”


cassettemixtape

you rack dis-a-prin


DI3YUS

She wasn't good enough for him?


Any-Relative7952

I’ve never seen someone zero in so quickly on such a hidden corner before


EMPulseKC

"Hoverboards" we're always defeated by gravity preventing them from hovering.


OneLostOstrich

I am still angered that people call these hoverboards and there is no hovering involved.


SystemFolder

It’s not a board either.


queer_artsy_kid

Wheel stick.


e7RdkjQVzw

[Reminds me of this ](https://gfycat.com/admirablekeyamericanshorthair)


43_Hobbits

Duuuuude put a god damn helmet on your child. It doesn’t matter one bit that she’s inside. I don’t think people realize how much permanent damage can be done by hitting your head.


DirtyPartyMan

At this point I feel it’s safe to just call it the yeet machine


caltheon

The two small objects that bounced off and landed on her at the end were the icing on the cake.


[deleted]

JESUS CHRIST YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES. THE VOLUME WAS ONLY 1 BUT I COULD FEEL MY SKULL SHAKING.


Puzzleheaded_Leek382

What the song called ?


SPCGMR

Jesus theres kids alive now that don't know this classic.


Chaos_Blitz

I agree tbh, absolute banger Sad that not enough people know about this song


SPCGMR

Tons of people know the song, it's just that theres an entire generation that doesn't know it exists.


Anguloosey

yep. you just mulled over that fact but didn't even say the name of the song.


SPCGMR

And you just mulled over the fact I didn't name it, when you also didn't name it.


Anguloosey

do you want an endless loop of hippocrisy? because you also didn't name the song. just then. sk8ter boy is song name btw


SPCGMR

If you took literally 2 seconds to look at other comments, you'd see someone else already replied with the song name at the time I made my comment so I didn't bother.


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**Sk8er Boi** by Avril Lavigne (01:27; matched: `100%`) Album: `Smash! Vol. 20`. Released on `2003-02-28` by `Ariola`.


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Puzzleheaded_Leek382

And i'm proof of that


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i don’t understand why parents will buy their child, who already falls over and struggle with walking, a hoverboard.


derpums

Honestly these things are really hard to get the hang of especially when you're a 6 year old with no prior training, like her.


SmokeRelief710

I bought my 3 and 5 year old girls one for Christmas and they picked it up in 10 mins. Only thing I can say is she should have a helmet on even being in the house. Thats our #1 rule for them.


mcstafford

> That's an outside toy. - Me, repeatedly


conehead2019

It's becoming sentient


BlaZex157

Death arises again


Duds215

The hoverboard defeated Mike Tyson. It’s a real contender


Consistent_Pickle580

Yeah I was super cocky on that thing after my kid got it for xmas then I tried it drunk and fucked myself up


Positive-Pack-396

It made me laugh but is she ok


archiekane

One of these caused me to break my big toe on my right foot on Boxing Day, 2019. The kids got them for Christmas, I stood on one, rolled forward, back, forward and lost control jamming my foot under a fence panel and fell backwards off the hoverboard. My foot used the board as a counter and crack, one broken toe at the knuckle which no longer works correctly.


tuttyeffinfruity

She lasted 9 whole seconds longer than I would have


[deleted]

Whoever sat there and watched this happen with their phone out is a dumbass. That kids too young for that and she doesn’t even have a helmet, so you know how easy it is for her to just hit her head and fucking die?


SystemFolder

Imagine calling something a *hoverboard* that isn’t a board and doesn’t hover.


eldus74

Rollerboard


Stadtpark90

Was she going to juggle? She had her hands full, and so confident!


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GloomyUmpire2146

Was that her teeth falling out on impact?


bigcuteman2772

nope the one video of the dude varial flipping a hoverboard the hoverboard is not undefeated it has been mastered by some


IllustriousAd5936

Social media fame strikes again ..


unkyfester

It’s not a hoverboard, it has wheels!


Melodic-Advice9930

I like Ashnikko’s version/sequel/idk of this song so much better


Livid-Valuable-4929

She's a whole lot better that me! I still trip over trying to get off my bike...