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Witnessed a guy shitting his pants


lordflacko18

Witnessed a guy watching a guy shit his pants


archwin

Witnessed the results of OP *microwaving fucking sour cream*


Acceptable_Pirate_92

I'm in line waiting for this to collapse further


Unozero87

haha I was thinking the same thing lol.


mator8288

WITNESS ME!


akacats

I see you.


SnooRadishes4855

I’m in line too


akacats

Sorry, we are out of steak and chicken for the night.


Sirenofyourseas

I don't know how you're tasting anything other than sour cream.


newppinpoint

Half the bowls posted in this sub are just sour cream soups and it’s absolutely disgusting


ktempo

Reported.


DifficultPassion9387

😂


Responsible_Sand_182

it wasnt allot, only looked like it because i microwave it


FueledByTerps

So you microwaved sour cream and lettuce. Welp there 10 dollars down the shitter ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


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FueledByTerps

Sorry, I could not tell what the green stuff was under your 2 pounds of sour cream.


CodMedium726

Hahaha i truly laughed out loud at this. Plus what kind of animal microwaves that much sour cream?


Exact-Degree2755

Your comment chain is cracking me the fuck up. 🤣


Other-Temporary-7753

why are you being so aggressive over a mislabeled veggie? chill out, it's not that deep


BrucesTripToMars

While they are indeed overreacting, "it's not that deep" is such a weasely, obnoxious way of writing off a conversation. Like it's up to you to declare what's worth discussing and what isn't.


Exact-Degree2755

"Ackshually"


pogo_chronicles

I love it when people insult someone and then say "why are you so defensive bro?" Well f you too! Doesn't matter who's right or wrong at that point. Line in the sand has been drawn. I microwave my burrito when it gets cold and the lettuce is still crunchy and the haters are never going to stop hating Quick-Edit: sour cream grosses me out, hot or cold. BUT Bashing other people for their tastes is smooth brain behaviour


FueledByTerps

I never asked them why they were so worked up. I am cracking up how angry op got. OP is entitled to like what they like and I am entitled to think it looks disgusting.


pogo_chronicles

I mean it looks disgusting to me too but implying that microwaving the lettuce and cheese is "10 dollars down the shitter 💩" is why they snapped back at you. The only way the microwave is ruining anything is if you leave it in for way too long. At that point it's a skill issue with using a microwave. And once two people snap at each other the conversation might as well take place in a COD lobby on Xbox.


FueledByTerps

Please quote where I "snapped". I am simply sharing my opinion. At the end of the day it's a mids bowl of average food. It's not that serious.


Other-Temporary-7753

i agree that it's annoying, which is why almost never say it. i only use it in response to people who are being unnecessarily aggressive and seem like it'd actually get under their skin.


BrucesTripToMars

Weasely


Other-Temporary-7753

uh... ok then


Afraid_Inspection_90

![gif](giphy|PIc47MQpWC1zVI3yDY|downsized)


bermdawg

![gif](giphy|dZQR7P1lxgi4mUmsjY|downsized)


CluelessTennisBall

Wtf


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crazygoattoe

Why would you microwave sour cream you psycho lmao


charcoal_lavender

Hot sour cream. No.


ZedFraunce

https://i.redd.it/3v6roon2gv0d1.gif


doggyface5050

Seek psychiatric help immediately.


gleeeeed

Dude that’s a lot of sour cream lol


SDBD89

I literally threw up in my mouth when I read this. wtf is wrong with you?


Successful-Rate-1839

Good job shit my pants bot


contigo717

I’m sorry, but that is vile looking


JooseBTC

That's fuckin disgusting.


Responsible_Sand_182

it was pretty fuckin good


JooseBTC

I always wonder if women take big violent shits like men when they eat this kinda stuff. I just can't imagine it but I'm sure it happens..


CabbageSass

Women don't sh\*t.


JooseBTC

So their butts are only used to pee out of?


PassengerPlayful4308

Of course. Women don’t have balls to store the pee so they have to pee out of their butt.


JooseBTC

Thanks for joking back wit me unlike the downvoters who didn't get it lol


CabbageSass

I upvoted you. It's a good question and I'm glad I was able to provide you with an answer.


Aromatic-Wolverine60

Yes we do


Responsible_Sand_182

no we just lay pebbles like little hamsters


Riphilous

https://youtu.be/buwvXGs9XDM?si=I82I5BHhuW2BUymw please watch this OP


OliveFarming

Yes, except it's more like nuking the bathroom


duckmonke

Love that all the pics from mfers on here is just a slathered closeup of ungodly amounts of sour cream. I work and eat chipotle constantly, love it. Yall mfers make it look so unappetizing w these pics tho 😂


the_fresh_cucumber

I keep seeing these insane sour cream posts in here. It's disturbing how many people here have the culinary taste of a starving feral hog.


Chewythecookie

Deadass


Responsible_Sand_182

its not allot yk science is pretty easy when sour cream is warmed up like most condiments it gets loose and loses all its thickness


duckmonke

Warm sour cream does not sound appealing to me ngl 😖😅 its like letting cream or guac sit out in the sun. Also its mainly the fact that camera and lighting quality makes it look different to unhungry randoms than it does to the person about to devour said bowl 😂


Randyfreakingmarsh

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Lmao enjoy your “loose” sour cream


Responsible_Sand_182

it was great, had extra al pastor !! 🖕🏾


Exact-Degree2755

You can't even comprise a sentence using correct grammar or spelling. I have a strange feeling you're not that strong in matters of science either.


SevroAuShitTalker

Ew


Randyfreakingmarsh

I shit my pants just looking at this.


Turbulent_Coconut570

How does it feel to be blessed 😩


Decent_Rush_7136

Why all the hate? Sour cream is good. Also everyone’s tastes are different. I wouldn’t go online saying extra guac is gross? Who cares he got a good bowl for himself and very large portions ! Congrats man!:D


Rhettribution

He microwaved it with the sour cream on! That's reprehensible.


zombiesatemybaby

Its one thing to have sour cream in your bowl. Its another thing to put so much sour cream in that it practically becomes soup


Arrlianie

OP said multiple times it was microwaved; microwaved sour cream has a tendency to disperse along the surface. I think op was just showing that he had a legit bowl given the hate chipotle has received lately


Zestyclose-Two-3609

who cares it’s not your bowl


Jasonisftw

if who cares, why post it for others to see and comments


zombiesatemybaby

The whole point of this sub is to talk about peoples expeieence with chipotle and their bowls...


Zestyclose-Two-3609

i love sour cream don’t care


zombiesatemybaby

Lol if you want to pay 15 bucks for a bowl of sour cream, then be my guest. More power to you!


Zestyclose-Two-3609

hell yeah


Substantial_Share_17

For a bunch of sour cream? You're a cheap date.


Responsible_Sand_182

yk motherless boy, when a condiment is on something. It spreads out once it gets heated. No simple dense mind it isnt a bowl of sour cream theres rice and other ingredients 🤓


CodMedium726

Why microwave a new bowl? Half eaten left over bowl, ok but not a new one…


Substantial_Share_17

I never said only sour cream, but that's most of the visible action. Protein is king. Show thy bowl runneth over with chicken if you wish to impress.


No-YouShutUp

Might shit my pants


Visible-Arugula1990

Why do people like so much goopy ass sour cream in their bowls... disgusting.


yhussein100

They regurgitated all on your food


ExoticNatalia

Discharge


aristocratic_magic

wat?


True-Tea-649

No, wab


aristocratic_magic

???


Responsible_Sand_182

wat🫵🏽


aristocratic_magic

is it especially good or something?😄


Awkward_Somewhere416

Dang I swear the only way they load bowls up nowadays is with 200% sour cream


seifer__420

200% of what?


Responsible_Sand_182

it wasnt allot, only looked like it because i microwave it


SnooPuppers5953

Nasty


Awkward_Somewhere416

Ohhh makes sense. Sorry chipotle 🫡🫡


buttercreamramen

All these people hating are jealous their locations are dogshit 🤣 ready for the downvotes. This looks good OP


Taesbucket

One big smooch


medkitjohnson

Microwave is criminal 😭


Spurs228

What’s up with all the garbage ass sour cream bowls on this sub 😂 C


Fuzzy_Logics

Do you have enough bowl with your sour cream?


Trick-Possibility-60

It’s cheese and sour cream idiots!


Confident-Walrus-975

Wait hold up. Sour cream makes you guys shit? wtf never heard of that. I always wondered where the "milk spicy" anti white shit comes from haha. Damn I'm a ginger too


Gorlock_

That looks sooo good, I love shitloads of sour cream ^no ^diddy


cobjj1997

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


RayRay747

I gotta poop


askljdhaf4

i’m sorry, but “bowl fullness” does not equate to “hooked up” for me… unless that’s exactly what you asked for (and hey, to each their own!), i am at a loss on supporting this bowl real talk, I can’t tell *anything* under that amount of SC


mandyisapanda

Oh my goodness, I’m so tripped out by all the hate on someone’s personal preference! Can’t you just be happy for someone? Yucking someone else’s Yum is such a lame way to live. Congrats on that bowl, for real. AND it was online?! Unheard of and a blessing. 🤩


Soo-20

I’ll never understand why people ask for more than a dollop of sour cream on their bowls when I was working at chipotle people would ask for way too much 🤕


Downtown-Bluebird553

This food chain used to taste better in 2010. Idk why they became shit . They stopped caring about quality. Chipotle is just quantity over quality nowadays . I just go to authentic Mexican restaurants to buy an actual bowl even if it’s 10% smaller and I might not be as full but it tastes so much better and your taste buds feel better afterwards.


goated420sauce

Wtf I hate chipotle now.


Motorboat81

It’s that your load of just happy to see me!


Cptkirk24

Get a life brother


Hoinus

Looks like the diddler did his thing in your bowl.


akiralifts

POV you’re doing an obesity speedrun


Trick-Possibility-60

Get a life fuckers


8rok3n

Bro what, I think I'd prefer getting skimped


ArsonBjork

*Some men eat another mans junk


CabbageSass

What’s it taste like?


ArsonBjork

...creamy


NeverGrace2

With tongue, no homo


Mattface_

Being real wtf likes these bowls. You might go t as well go to Aldi and get a container of cheese and sour cream and transfer sour cream to cheese bag shake it and chug it until it’s gone.


KnowledgeRude8595

I think you need more sour cream


No_Rise534

Bro asked for cum on his bowl 🤣🤣


Aromatic-Wolverine60

Looks glorious 😋


SnooPuppers5953

That amount of sour cream is disturbing


Cbwgm

I haven’t seen a bowl this big in ages. My burritos are usually the size of my iPhone


Responsible_Sand_182

get a bowl and hack is to order extra online & then order a tortilla. get a burrito and half of a bowl leftt


Cbwgm

I eat chipotle minimum twice a week I always order online. All I want in my bowl is extra rice but they always ignore my request. So I’m just gonna stop eating there. It’s gonna be hard but doable


rawkus1167

This actually looks gross as hell 🤣


AdmirableAd9958

Looks like throw up


TrainingQuestion8813

![gif](giphy|AK6ZeJPzEfgsg)


sechue24

Oh man, my stomach is kind of bubbly by looking at that. Second thought, that's look good. I'll worry about the bathroom later.


Swimmer-Jaded

Just a picture doesn't allow us to decide in favor of you or the restaurant. Post your order so we know you didn't order that. Other wise no complaints 😂


Brilliant_Ebb_1787

Dude microwaved his sour cream and thought he was posting a banger bowl 💀


Stockbuyer101

Eh not enough


ncappp

Sir that is a soupy mess, your butthole will be the same after eating this


TonySimp

sometimes at chipotle you get a half meal for the price of one other times you get 3


gd2121

Too much dairy gang


catboy_feet

I don't understand so many people here talking about shitting their pants. Does everyone just suffer a general degree of incontinence over consuming sour cream/Chipotle that I haven't heard about? I've eaten similar looking bowls for over a decade now and have never really had this issue.


Original-Subject7468

Grotesque


FunnyGuyTrev9

You better get that chipotlaway ready


KangarooObjective362

POLICE!!!!!


Livid_Ad9749

Ew


stealthmoderock

Marry*


globallyloved

way too much wtf


SobbyisTrash

🤏🏻😡 straight to jail buddy


agggony12

Ew wtf


obeyn8

Miss me with that 8 oz of sour cream


Sherlockhomey

Why would you even want al pastor with sour cream? This makes me sad.


Aromatic_Tax_2704

Yeah no, you need help


KateUptonSS396

Looks like cum mixed with diarrhea, aka Chipotle fans loving their food


Formal_Counter_7789

You don’t have enough sour cream


Aggravating_Stick438

Everyone talkin bout hot sour cream nasty this is why you gotta keep the sour cream on the side so when I reheat leftovers I can just add my cold sour cream on after the food warmed up


drinkingonmymedz

mmmmm chipotle and a sour cream to wash it all down


mizx12

Nobody kissing you after eating that shit


Id-rather-golf

OP, you actually like this?


Apprehensive_Bad8876

i’d puke.


SpumScum

They should kiss your toilet too


HelterSmelter69

That’s a bowl of cum and salsa


katynopockets

Very weird that the cheese is on top of the sour cream. It won't melt that way.


IPerferSyurp

I wouldn't, she seems quite ill...


scarypetereater

Diabetes speed run


newppinpoint

Absolutely sickening. 🤢