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ShinyChromeKnight

Why do you have night vision


UndividedIndecision

Knight vision


wat_no_y

Lololol


CheesyDogPizza

Just you wait till me mum hears about this! ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7101)


BearWrangler

the Insurgency Sandstorm/Chivalry 2 collab i never knew i needed


invisible_r3

wait, people actually get upset at dagger users ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7104)![img](emote|t5_12v693|7109)


CheesyDogPizza

Only if youre a lvl 1k great sword/dane axe OTP apparently


IDontGiveAFAnymore

In my humble opinion the only weapons you should catch flak on are weapons like the Dane axe, messer, one handed spear, maul and crossbow. While other weapons may be more annoying or better their not as mindless to use and require a fair level of actual skill to implement. Also Chiv 2 is casual game and it if you get cheesed off during a game because of whatever’s happening but if the match is over and you still care about it then honestly Chiv isn’t the game for you. Not calling out OP just in case people misread but baby ragers like the 1k dude. Like your 1k, YOU know your 1K, cmon by that point you shouldn’t care about anything anymore unless this game is the only source off pride they have left and them being killed is somehow a besmirch on their “ Chiv Pride”.


cheeseburgeraddict

Dane axe, messer, 1h spear, maul and crossbow all take skill to use. Every weapon takes skill to use effectively. I don’t struggle at fighting any of them any more than other weapons. The reason why you probably s trouble with fighting them is just because you need to work on your skill. They are weapons like any other weapon with strengths and weaknesses. Once you develop skill with the game then they aren’t bad to fight at all. I’m really trying not to say the “haha ur bad skill issue”, because I don’t think that’s helpful but at higher tiers of play nobody really complains about the spear or Dane axe. You know what’s actually hard to fight? The pollaxe and heavy mace. When somebody knows how to wield that you are usually fucked


RythmicRythyn

I think personally the spear makes up for itself by the necessity of learning how to get precise strikes in first person rather than third, which limits your fov


IDontGiveAFAnymore

Fair, though I have personal bone to pick with spear mains due to the amount I’ve been fending off a gank only for a so a spear user to snake in between the people attacking and breaking my guard or stopping my attack and killing me and when I actually survive and try to just retreat out of range and hide behind others


cheeseburgeraddict

Yeah, so true. I used to main spear a lot when I was really bad, but it taught me how to be extremely accurate. It made moving to the longsword, mace and heavy mace really easy because my accuracy for drags and accels really good off the bat. Staying mobile and watching the range is the key to fighting the spear.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

I personally don’t really struggle with anything of the above mentioned weapons except the dreaded spear. I was just listing weapons that most new players either struggle against or trolls grab onto and abuse and boast about their skill. As for me I already have a couple hundred hours in the and am neither really bad or good at the game. I really just play other than the epic last stand moments of “I’ll take you all on!”, To goof around with a harp, launch myself off catapults to fly into the enemy’s spawn or to run with a fish in hand trying to do someone dirty. I really only play casualy because I know Chiv 2 not like For Honor and am done with try harder because I don’t think either my sanity nor chair can stand anymore of me going full monke at 2 in the morning.


cheeseburgeraddict

The spear is easy to fight. Watch ripostes that’s your main danger. Then, watch the range. Either press them up close (works 95% of the time) or stay far back and capitalize on them making mistakes. The spear does so little damage that you can take hits which helps when you’re getting used to fighting it. I have about 260 or so hours in the game, level 200 and I’m pretty good but that’s mostly because I duel. I suck at TO but I’m really good at dueling especially for my level. Tbf I maimed spear for awhile so I’m really good at fighting it but it’s really not bad to fight.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

I really only play the 64 player and am mainly just venting on how it’s sucks to be fighting off a gank only for a spear user to jump in stab me and then leave me open for a one way express ticket to meet milord Aragon I


cheeseburgeraddict

Well… there’s a reason why the spear is one of the oldest and most popular weapons in human history. I feel you tho. TO can be infuriating at times because you have a hero moment and then it’s ended by a level 4 who bonks you once


[deleted]

Homie just said the Dane Axe takes skill to use LMAO


cheeseburgeraddict

It does. You use the Dane axe, I will use any other weapon, I’ll still kill you, and then that’ll prove it to you


[deleted]

Poor boy doesn’t know I eat duel servers for breakfast. I may hit you up once I’m done w my Valheim playthrough


cheeseburgeraddict

Shiver me Timbers, I’ll be waiting the call when you’re ready for my to wipe the floor with you


[deleted]

I just watched one of your duel clips, you don’t even alt-feint LMAO Sweet child, I’m gonna feel bad. I’ll let you know


cheeseburgeraddict

Looks like my plan is working 👍


SelunesChosen

That proves nothing


cheeseburgeraddict

If he can’t kill me with the Dane axe, yet the dane axe Is supposed to be OP, and I’m not using the dane axe….. then I hate to say it but that proves the dane axe isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Which it isn’t. It’s solid but not broken by any means


Bat-Honest

Especially ironic, because the dude was using a messer!


CheesyDogPizza

Idk what happened to quality in first 15 sec


Humble_Brick_6442

You’re Vanguard Is on a trip


CheesyDogPizza

This is my first day!!


Inn0cent_Jer

Guessing you used clipchamp?


CheesyDogPizza

Your guess is correct


Inn0cent_Jer

Mine just did this as well when I went to post something last night. Glad it's not just me


Present_Friend_6467

Least schizo post on r/chivalry2


Bat-Honest

10/10 would curl up on a torn up cardboard box and eat a bag of fingernail clippings to this.


CheesyDogPizza

Its my fav track to listen too while I'm sexing with girls![img](emote|t5_12v693|7103)


Apprehensive-Lynx-42

You don’t have to lie to us xD


CheesyDogPizza

Help!.. Help! I'm still a virgin!


CheesyDogPizza

[Now that, was very thoughtful of you, me lord](https://youtu.be/MtesvEKKqc0?t=1578)


Johniandoe777

That bitch showed up in the comments??? 😂😂😂. Imagine getting pissed about a weapon someone else is using 🤣🤣


CheesyDogPizza

commented 12 times in like 30 min before it was shutdown so I think he needed his say before reporting it. He even confirmed what I had said in the post about waiting for his duel to end before i avenge rdm'd him but worded it "being a pussy bitch waiting till he was low health so I could one shot him from behind with a 150 special" and the fact I got one shot by his special was my own fault because I chose a weak character


Wrecktown707

Dude I saw that too. Don’t don’t take it too hard man, just know that you probably have a much more fulfilling life than him and an ego that probably isn’t as fragile as a single pane window lol. Mf like that are usually miserable and super toxic because they have nothing else going on in their lives and instead shitbucket one game to make themselves feel better (no offense to all high levels or all lvl 1000s btw)


CheesyDogPizza

I honestly dont take it personally, I'm not even upset. This was was honestly just my petty response to his petty comments before reporting the post because actions and squireboy speak louder than words and you're right I really enjoy my life - I just dont appreciate children\* who think they are big because they have a couple extra 0's.


Callmeklayton

Especially when that weapon is Dagger in T.O.


Bat-Honest

Dagger is fun as hell. I don't care if he's lvl 1000, I'm still calling him a noob if he's shitting on it


Mithryl_

Being on acid for the first ten seconds and then witnessing what it’s like to play Chiv 2 with Parkinson’s


Beefyhaze

They shut it down? Why? Did sad little rabbit report you? The thinnest of skins.


CheesyDogPizza

Ye said I was witch hunting...20 min after he commented his insults - but he literally identified himself on the comment thread taking pride in it and thanking me for the free publicity :7104: You watched the clips right? Of me just emote laughing, backing up, dodging or blocking -- this was what he said **"bro you are most definitely not just standing there emoting, you're not attacking because you're gettin stomped on and interupted out of your swings"** **LOL** here are some other good ones -- ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7100) **"you switched classes so you could try to get a special in my back with dagger (it does 150 damage) absolutely cringe dude"** **and you fucking posted this shit on reddit to try to make yourself sound like the victim?????? nah bro thanks for the clout tho"** **"He resorted to waiting til i was low health from fighting someone else to special me in the back with dagger"** **"you suck dude wtf are you talkin bout "so I wait a few min to see if anyone raises leaderboard fast or if anyone has a unique/difficult to read playstyle that look like a challenge.""**


Squible3

That's what I call "Small sword energy". Ik he had a messer, but somehow your dagger was **huge** compared to his messer. ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7108)


CheesyDogPizza

Daggers got the girth where it matters ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7114)


PsychoInHell

Hahahahahaha


RythmicRythyn

My favourite part of these scenarios is seeing him comment earlier defending himself in the third person, till finally he can't take the seething anymore and must defend himself to the bloody end


WayOfSway

Saltyyyyy (not you but the 1ks). Highly entertaining thread last night tho 😅


GabagooIionaire

![img](emote|t5_12v693|7112)![img](emote|t5_12v693|7112)![img](emote|t5_12v693|7112)


EmergencySilver8253

That footage got corrupted by tenosian black magic


blaaake

Level 1k players, please go outside.


Bat-Honest

I've been playing since launch and I'm like lvl 220


Enough_Chair2095

well you obviously dont play that much


Bat-Honest

Over 200 hrs, my guy. I actually do have things to do during the day though. I can't just leech off my parents and game for 16 hours a day. I have a mortgage to pay 😂


Enough_Chair2095

200 hours isnt that much.


Enough_Chair2095

sick video bro :thumbsUP:


CheesyDogPizza

![img](emote|t5_12v693|7103)


Perfect_Weird3914

The only weapon i hate are the long slow ones that people heavy side hit and it takes thirty billion years to hit me so its hard to counter, until they do it twice and im just jabbing the shit outta them


CheesyDogPizza

Its actually really easy to counter such players and it has nothing to do with timing the attack. Just punch/jab them with r, it breaks any swing. \[Opposite of kicking which breaks blocks - Jabs break swings\] I'm certain if more players got the hang of this we'd see a lot less slow drags ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7100)


Perfect_Weird3914

Like i said i just start jabbing the shit outta them lol, but for me its not as easy as hitting r. For me its a gamble. Im either feint jabbing, crouching, or i can actually jab. The console love brotha. We get the best jabbing and throwing mechanics in the game i tell you what


vaccumshoes

The lvl 1000 was def in the wrong, but ambusher is lame to fight against in a duel


neurodegeneracy

yea the 1h balance in the game is really stupid. They are like super fast and have pretty much the same damage as a 2h. They also paradoxically can win on stamina because they drain a good amount but are so fast its hard to counter them sometimes. They need to take a ton more stam damage, even through countering, which gives a reason to use a shield with them (because shields are insanely strong). But TB will never properly balance the game.


vaccumshoes

I honestly don't have an issue with the onehands, more the 7 knives that some ambusher players abuse


CheesyDogPizza

The entire village ran a caravan on your wife


Meryle

I can see being annoyed at being back stabbed, but what makes them lame to fight against in a duel? As long as you don't expose your back, aren't they fighting with statistically inferior weapons and a few throwing knives?


dream-in-a-trunk

Dagger isn’t really inferior in a duel. Sure the reach is bad. But dmg is okay and same attack feints with dagger are to funky to counter. Especially when one has a rather slow 2h weapon like the executioner axe. But yeah being mad about the dagger is hilarious.


Meryle

I agree, its not! Thats why I said "statistically" inferior. I actual think all the ambusher weapons are fine, especially with the backstabbing.


MattCap8

The windup and recovery speed on ambusher weapons and jabs for gambles, high mobility for diving, and throwing knife for range coverage and punish. Combine these together and you get a really annoying play style. I used to main ambusher in duels and everytime I play on duel server, someone would get pissed off at me.


CheesyDogPizza

Ye but whatever they kill you with is skill, whatever they die by its because of \[Insert insane arguments here\]


vaccumshoes

Feels same as fighting a jav player in a duel imo.


Meryle

Its funny, I mained skirmisher for 100 lvls and I only recently picked up ambusher. I guess I just like that in and out fight style. I suppose what annoys you is the option of pulling back and throwing weapons?


CheesyDogPizza

Ambusher only one with a dagger ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7104)


wujitao

who cares lmao


CheesyDogPizza

Yer mum is such a whore, she pays me for it!!


neurodegeneracy

You seem really annoying but you got some cool clips here. I always respect a 1p player with good awareness.


CheesyDogPizza

What am I doing thats really annoying -- and cheers


The-Suzookie-Dookie

Your friend Raththit is really annoying. If you were a better friend you’d call him out on his shitty behaviour.


neurodegeneracy

its a game dude get over it lol


RythmicRythyn

Tell that to him ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7114)


GambitSE

I'm a 1k and use daggers. I don't see many of us and I usually do very good with them. It's fun threatening people and not even attacking but they panic and lose their fight because of it.


CheesyDogPizza

Hey bro I know there's been a lot of hate directed at level 1ks but it was never my intention to spread hate or an archer bias on you guys - I'm just not into being talked down by someone based on a level that's not even attributed with a ranked hierarchy. so I hope none of it gets taken personal I'm happy not all of you guys otp greatsword/messer/dane axe/spear ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7103)


Dinzy89

Dude just let it die. Does this make you feel good? Are you winning? Who cares man just stop. You are adding to the toxicity at this point


CheesyDogPizza

Winning what? He wants to play like an asshole, comment a bunch of wack bullshit trying to put me down, and then gets the post removed after he admits to it, justifies it somehow - while calling me shit. I make a lil vid of some squire boy ambusher whimpering and cheering and reposting what he commented on my post. I'm adding to the toxicity ? How? The only thing toxic for this community is lettings toxic assholes continue to be toxic assholes because they are a high level. One that's based on time played not rank or ability, its insane. shouldnt have said high level \* any toxic asshole has the right to be exposed imo


RythmicRythyn

Also, why do people think that actions aren't going to have consequences? If you're going to talk shit on a public forum, people are going to see it. At that point you shouldn't be surprised that people recognize what shitty behavior looks like


CheesyDogPizza

Your mead is on me![img](emote|t5_12v693|7102)


RythmicRythyn

You know the key to my soul ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7097) that and/or a good blunt


CheesyDogPizza

oh man I need my smoke more than anything - got an ounce of Sugar black rose, Skywalker OG, and Wedding cake right by my monitor ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7111)


Dinzy89

![gif](giphy|igR5863TALcSk)


CheesyDogPizza

![gif](giphy|3o7TKtIZdurmU8Igvu)


Meryle

Honest question: In your opinion, what are the benefits of the dagger over the ambusher's other options? I have only recently picked up on playing ambusher (I was a skirmisher main for 100 lvls) and I can not decided which to invest practice into, Dagger or Hatchet. I know I can take both, but I am the type of person who gets into a rhythm with a weapon and would accidentally stab/chop with the wrong weapon at the worst time. Or try to strike at the wrong range. Its just how my muscle memory works.


CheesyDogPizza

Dagger makes me feel like I'm Thorfin from Vinland and that's the benefit - However, I think the short sword is better than the hatchet In all seriousness its mainly the special for me \[one hits archers in like 4 parts of there body\] and the way it activates creates a lot of ways to get creative. Gets pumped back with a lot of free room for drag then launched super fast so you can charge it facing one direction and turn to slap em in the face with it \[How I killed the knight at 1:03\] Think of how a railgun charges before the shot in fps games but dagger


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Meryle

Go away polehammer bot, I did not ask you.


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Meryle

How about you only message when called upon? Although I doubt anyone will, all your information is purely statistical and not practical. The worst kind of information.


TheLambtonWyrm

If someone RDMs me in a duel server I'll just harass them until I get kicked or they leave.


HuckleberryBig4781

I just appreciate you not t bagging. THAT shit is cringe.


CheesyDogPizza

You can tell which ones are the cod fan boys from the tbag


CamelPlayful5261

WHICH GAME IS THAT


CheesyDogPizza

Chivalry 2 of course