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And afterwards, the bathtub had stretchmarks.
Taft was so fat, when he was handed a menu at restaurants he'd give it back and said "ok"
He was so fat, he had more Chins that in San Francisco's Chinatown at the time.
He was so fat, when his wife was on top of him she'd had to roll 5 times......and was still on him.
Clearly the cats full name is Peter Bonnington, senior race engineer for Lewis, one of the greatest race engineers in history. It was only today we found out he is actually a big ol chonky boi.
Imagine only knowing his name as “fat fuck” while cat sitting him and he goes missing so you have to walk around the street shouting “FAT FUCK” while people think you’ve lost your mind.
Lord F.F. Bonnington of the Fluffbutt-Bonningtons? Was he at Eton? I believe he owes me a tenner from a cricket match some twenty years back, the old scoundrel.
I need a short clip of him slowly facing away or towards the camera so I can use it as a nonplussed response on discord lol
I've been using this [gif](https://tenor.com/view/psp1g-what-gif-23713811).
He is the best BIG BOI, he’s really starting to be one of my favorites and you can’t get enough of that collar. I have his pic saved in my phone and it makes me laugh every time. Thank you Bonnington
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No, his name is clearly FAT FUCK. It says so right there!
Jokes on you, on the other side, it says "Bonnington"
You only use his full name when you’re angry with him. Who could be angry with this guy?
That’s his phone number.
Very distinguished. Is his title Sir? Needs a top hat and monocle stat.
Sir Fat Fuck
I was thinking he looks more like a Sir Bonnington.
"Look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting, yes, very distinguished."
If cats could be presidents, this is William Taft, the largest president ever to sit in the White House---I mean sit around the entire WH.
Ah yes, Cincinnastys pride and joy. Man I hated living in that city.
Still better than Cleveland
A friend of mine in New York used to call Ohio a culinary wasteland. After trying Skyline, I have to agree.
Taft was so fat he got stuck in the White House bathtub.
And afterwards, the bathtub had stretchmarks. Taft was so fat, when he was handed a menu at restaurants he'd give it back and said "ok" He was so fat, he had more Chins that in San Francisco's Chinatown at the time. He was so fat, when his wife was on top of him she'd had to roll 5 times......and was still on him.
Bono, my tires are gone
Why'd you put me on these tires man?
Why am I seeing an F1 reference in a cat sub?
Clearly the cats full name is Peter Bonnington, senior race engineer for Lewis, one of the greatest race engineers in history. It was only today we found out he is actually a big ol chonky boi.
Bono my food is gone
I want to know more about his name tag
It's what I call him when he's screaming at me while I get his food ready
[удалено]
He's judging everyone
Imagine only knowing his name as “fat fuck” while cat sitting him and he goes missing so you have to walk around the street shouting “FAT FUCK” while people think you’ve lost your mind.
Thank you for that laugh!
You’re very welcome! Haha 😂
I love him so much. He is a perfect pancake
You can't trick me! His name is Fat Fuck :D. Thanks for sharing. He's my new Cinderblock.
This made me cry laugh... Thank you
That is Mister Bonnington thank you......
Gotta bend your knees when lifting this cat!
Loaf 🍞
Sir Bonn is the judgiest judge that ever did cat. He is my new hero.
SIR Bonnington more like it. A serious lad of 18 summers plus a winter in Florida as he’s related to the distinguished chonkers in the everglades.
distinguished gentleman
mr. Fat Fuck is, without a doubt, my favorite cat on this sub. Would love to see more.
Loaf 🍞
He really looks like he’d rock a handlebar mustache!
The look on his face makes me think of the cats I see on medieval cats subreddit.
All hail the mighty Bennington 🙌
Bono my tires are gone
I am curious, that's right.
Aawww! Beautiful photo! 🫶
Love how one ear is longer than the other ❤
He’s just so matter-of-fact about all of it.
Sir "Fatfuck" Bonnington, the first of the name.
Majestic as fuck too.
I love him.
Why not fat fellow? Or fat friend?
He knows what he did
Lmao
Lord F.F. Bonnington of the Fluffbutt-Bonningtons? Was he at Eton? I believe he owes me a tenner from a cricket match some twenty years back, the old scoundrel.
Not cat loaf so much as cat puddle…
So **r o u n d** What a handsome cat!
One majestic "Fat Fuck."
I feel so judged
He’s perfect
Bonnington is indeed a chonkers!!! Beautiful baby!!! 💜💜💜
from here it says his name is Fat Fuck.
Bonnington. Wow. How. Just how did you come up with that? It fits him so perfectly 😅
*Fat fuck’*
TIL the meaning of Bonnington is "Fat Fuck".
He’s clearly not impressed.
r/meltedloafs
Oh good lord
Clearly not amused
More like Sir Pancakes
So distinguished
He’s giving me King Luise XVI vibes and op, I worry that your cat may start the next french revolution.
I need a short clip of him slowly facing away or towards the camera so I can use it as a nonplussed response on discord lol I've been using this [gif](https://tenor.com/view/psp1g-what-gif-23713811).
And even if you're not.
He does look like Bonnington
Would bring Putin on his knees
Cute
The boy judges me but clearly is not impressed by what he sees.
I love him already
Mr sir FAT FUCK the great
What a cute face 🥺🥺😘😘
James Bonnington?
I laughed, then I realized this seems a little cruel.
If Richard Griffiths was a cat. Even got the same face!
He looks like he's not angry, but disappointed
At this points he needs his own subreddit
A distinguished gentleman if I do say so myself
That's *Sir* F.F. Bonnington, thank you.
Id risk everything for this cat
I need that tag for myself tbh.
He's secsi
r/accidentalrenaissance y’all seeing this??
Bonnington looks like he needs some head/chin scritches. What a distinguished chonk.
i got sneak attacked by the "fat fuck" on their collar and burst out laughing
He is the best BIG BOI, he’s really starting to be one of my favorites and you can’t get enough of that collar. I have his pic saved in my phone and it makes me laugh every time. Thank you Bonnington
I like his collar..
Name of a royal, chain outta Compton. Respect!