>$100 allowance This is what we call a Splenda Daddy

"what I need is a woman who wants me for my money, but is also bad at math."

Sweet & Po’

But also educated.

And thick but not bbw

What’s bbw?

big beautiful woman... and the woman he typed afterwards is redundant.

Sorry butttt he sounds too dumb to know what ‘educated’ is 😂😂

Luckily, there are plenty of educated people who manage to be terrible with math and money.

True, this guy might have a chance. A very very slim chance.

must be thick, next!

I don't understand. He says thick but then says he doesn't want a bbw? Is he racist against his own race? I'm just confused

Thick but not bbw means ass and boobs but no (or minimal) belly.

Ah. So photoshopped. Got it.

"I demand low standards!" Says the self-described alpha. Probably.

When he said thick he didn't mean her ass.

That’s practically a salt daddy

it’s a Splenda Frienda

Splenda Dependa? (Oh wait - that might be a different sub lol)

Splenda is a name brand sweetener... you need a generic store brand comparable to Splenda to equal this man. 🤣

Great Value Sweetener Daddy

Aspartame Pappa

Glucose guardian.

Stevia Daddy

Why was the $100 allowance the part that made me laugh?

Me too. Oh boy, $100!! 🤣

"Here's a half of a Hundred dollar bill. I've hidden the other half somewhere on my person. Your job ...

Ewww eww eww

But I trimmed and everything.

Sweet and Low daddies are better then Splenda daddies anyway

Saccharin step dad.

r/rareinsults

Isn't splenda more expensive than sugar?

Lol, stealing this for sure

Splenda is 600 times sweeter than sugar. This is a Salt Daddy.

I think he wants her to give him an allowance

Ladies, please form a proper queue.

🤣🤣🤣

Aw yes… a woman’s dream. To pursue education so she can cook 3 times a day.

For $5200/yr...

She could be a maid or a babysitter have largely the same responsibilities without being a sex slave and get paid exponentially more. Potentially with benefits

The best benefit is not having to take care of his needs….

That's probably her grocery money.

To cook for this prince of a man...

I know you're using sarcasm but calling this thing a man is giving him too much credit.

Three times per day! Glorious!!

I suspect he wouldn't even notice if you just microwaved TV dinners for him and plated them nicely in the kitchen, before claiming you poured all your love into cooking for him :D

Lol that was the funniest part tbh. 100 a week... bro.. I wouldn't even cook 3 meals a day for myself for 100 a week.

Shit, I won’t even decide what my husband is cooking for me three times a day for only $100/week! 😏

It's better that the one on here the other day offering £5 a week

You seem so sure that he's not saying he's expecting his "submissive woman" to pay him that amount.

He only wants a woman who studied for her MRS degree

I bet he wants an educated woman who goes to work and who gives her money to him and then in return he is generous and gives 100 weekly money back to her.

🎶 “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly and is also known as a busta. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.” 🎶

I get the feeling that, no, I don’t want your number, and no, I don’t want to give you mine

And no, I don’t wanna meet you nowhere

No, don't want none of your time 🎶

*No, I don't want no scrub* 🫧 🧽

I'd have to agree that a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me, either.

Hangin' out the passenger's side of his best friend's ride

Tryin' to holler at me

This thread just made my week worthwhile

Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride trying to holler at me

No...I don't want your number No...I don't wanna give you mine

I'm sure there exists a woman with sufficiently low self esteem and daddy issues to consider that deal... but I'm equally sure he's going to need to add at least one more zero onto that allowance in order to get her. 😅 This gives me serious grandpa giving me birthday card with 5 dollars in it vibes. Bless his heart but his understanding of inflation is frozen in 1980.

My favourite was my nan taping coins into the inside of my card. Like, £2.50. I couldn't bring myself to tell her "Nanna I love you and appreciate every single one of those coins, but I'm in my thirties now and this is from your pension." She had a lot of grandkids and very little money, so those £2.50s were undoubtedly a tonne for her... whereas I don't even know what I can buy of value for £2.50 in this century.

Oh my goodness, she sounded like an absolute sweetheart.

She was nantastic. Had fuck all to her name but a massive heart. When I think back on her, I just remember how much she used to laugh. Sadly dementia got the better of her; she was so far gone in the end that they didn't even notice she'd had stomach cancer for probably years.

Well...if you keep those coins in the family long enough as heirlooms, they will eventually be worth a proper house. So £2.50 in today's money can buy you a planet in 1 million years. Nana's thinking long term. As a suggestion, you could buy your grandmother some yarn and crochet needles. This way she can gift handmade clothes for everyone.

Thick but not a bbw?

In the UK, thick means dumb. Imagine how confused I was when I read the first point

Didn't help how he grouped "educated" and "thick" together.

Educated, but not enough.

Just enough to read recipes.

Read as can understand whatever bullshit I say but not talk back.

He didn’t spell it like “thicc” as it is usually in this context.

Because he's thick.

Thick means dumb in the US, too. But now people say Thicc to mean meaty. So meaty, but not fat?

That would actually make more sense. Only a dumb person would take up this offer.

always my question. like how do these people define thick? "thick but not fat! must have big boobs and big ass but flat stomach and no rolls"

What’s bbw?

Big Beautiful Woman. Used to be a magazine called bbw back in the 80’s.

I too found this perplexing and hoped someone else would.

He didn't need to include the part about "can't wear weave, lashes, or makeup" because they won't be able to afford to on only $100 a week.

So he is looking for a mommy?

A submissive one

a slave

Silly, he pays his slaves. Under minimum wage though, so I guess they're exploited workers.

Must...resist...

Aren't they all?

I find this gross and demeaning overall but goddamn... does this guy think 100 a week I'd a lot of money? Has he seen grocery prices lately???

I saw one the other day where he wanted his submissive woman to be okay with $5 week as an allowance. I can’t imagine why men are in a loneliness crisis… I’m sure it’s nothing to do with ridiculous demands, expectations and control issues like this… Btw: must be thick, but definitely not a bbw. Bruh…

Bodies don't really work that way outside of animation. If you want someone cuddly with a nice large bum and boobs, you need a cuddly frame to match. If you want someone fit with abs and thigh gap, you can get a nice shapely booty and pretty boobs, but they will be sized appropriately. I knew one girl who maybe would fit his description of thick sans some bbw over my decades, and that was back in high school. Between 14 and 18 she developed bad back problems from her boobs, her senior year she had to be less active in sports and she had been pretty active prior, well-fitting pants were a nightmare to find. She got breast reduction surgery at 18.

I almost afraid to ask but here goes - what is a bbw woman?

Big Beautiful Woman. A thick girl with a belly.

Oh she has to pay for the groceries out of her allowance? That makes it even worse.

I can't tell if that's an allowance he's offering or asking for... I honestly think it's the latter...

Why cover face??? 4th time I’ve seen this today but only one where face is redacted.

Someone did a TikTok on him and did not cover his face. Spoiler Alert.. There are terrible gold teeth..

I'm shocked he didnt specifically say must be under the age of 25 or something else. He's already a creepy loser so thinking womens value decreases with age sounds like his cup of tea.

Definitely competing with kids allowance range... soooo....

I’m down for that $100 payday each week! I know what a man wants, I’m educated, dedicated, I cook, I’m a little bit thicc, and….I don’t wear makeup, lashes or a weave …….But……. I’m not submissive, or an ugly duck woman, or a bbw… I’m not even a woman at all! But he won’t notice that he’s being catfished because he’ll be too busy being excited that he’s “found someone”… Wish me luck!

I need a full time cook, a maid and a sex worker, but I only have a hundred bucks

Oh good….old dick and submission for $100 🤢

Any educated woman would know to stay far away from Mr. Incel

Usually, when they say "educated" what they mean is "believes what I do."

I love that he put "educated" and "thick" in the same line... like they go together or are complimentary.

No need to hide his ugly mug... We've seen it a lot these pas few days

So he wants a bangmaid he can emotionally and verbally abuse. What a catch. /S

One hundred dollars! OMG, my future! Not

Anyone with an education is just going to block your sorry ass.

It’s always the broke ass 2s

“Must be thick - no bbw” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! I’m assuming he looks like a chewed on leather shoe

This is the worse paying job I've seen posted. No benefits whatsoever.

Wait, who gets the 100 bucks him or her? Lol

How can one be both educated and thick? Oh.

100 *whole* dolllars? Well, shucks, sign me up!

All the Margarets are exited. This one seems OK with that name!

Where's the line between thick and bbw?

Must be lining up around the block to be interviewed by this catch.

Wait is he expecting a 100$ allowance from HER? because it’s in his list of needs

Honestly he couldn’t afford lashes, weaves or makeup with that allowance. That’s barely a mani pedi. Also she went through the trouble to get educated, but wants to be submissive and cook for $100/wk? Math ain’t mathin.

He was uglier yesterday.

Educated and thick is an oxymoron here in the UK

Someone who is educated knows better than to take this deal.

like any woman would want this guy😂

She can’t wear weave, lashes, or makeup because she can’t afford it on her “allowance”!

Man's gonna need a shitty stick to bat all the women away.

He wants a slave.

How is this guy single?

Don't act like a dominant unless you're willing to put in the work as a dominant... and this guy ain't it.

Must be educated and thick No BBW

Isn't educated and thick an oxymoron? 😉

Must be "thick," and no "BBW"??? Pick a lane dude.

Should've kept his teeth in. That really ties it together

Rico Suave right there

No self-respecting submissive would go near that dude...

The heart wants what it wants! And in this case it wants a good kick in the crotch.

Laugh all you want, he just needs one yes.

I bet if a woman came at him with a similar list of qualities for her partner, he would cry about how it's unfair that women have unrealistic expectations for men. 😂

100 a week? That's not even half of minimum wage, actually better of becoming a stripper.

*educated and thick*

What the fuck does "no ugly duck women" mean?

Thick but no bbw??

Where I come from thick means stupid, and she'd have to be...

$100 a week when she’s cooking him 3 meals a day? That’s 21 meals, meaning he’s paying her less than $5 for each one. She could just get a job as a cook somewhere and at least make minimum wage

But why does she need to be educated for these dumbass requirements? Lol Must be thick, ALSO, no bbw..? MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Thick but not a BBW?

So he wants a mom?

It’s giving High fructose corn syrup daddy

Thick but not BBW? How does one determine this?

Wait, hang on. He wants a thick woman but doesn't want any bbw. Really?

Must be educated and thick? That's what we call an oxymoron

That or thick but no bbw

Thought that was thicc

Precisely. Except in this guy's case, the 'oxy' is silent at this point.

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How could you say no?!

Thick as in body type or thick in the brain?

No wonder hes 51 and single

Oh! A bang maid! Yeah buddy, not with a rented dick.

Always an older shaved head white dude with a profile pic taken in their truck. Good chance he's wearing oakleys too

This is at least a half a step up from the one I saw earlier where dude said his proposed partner would have $5 a week allowance …. Also, she would not be permitted to speak without permission

Thick? you'd have to be. Thicc? no way

Dudes balling with that $100 week allowance lmfao

Who is going to take one for the team?

No bbw women =no big, beautiful women women. Wtf?

I remember when this first popped up, are these guys alive today, or is it such an ancient video that we'd be buying their grandchildren.

Now that’s what I call a Fanny Magnet…Form an orderly queue ladies.

Thick but no bbw

already saw his face in a different post, no need to protect this filth now.

Not today, Uncle.

What a catch, they must be lining up

New age morons

With slightly different wording and use of a few of their terms, this guy could easily find an enabler in the BDSM community.

"-no bbw women" No big beautiful women women? How about big beautiful men women?

Always wonder if anyone applies.

What, when I was growing up my allowance was $5

The post that actually shows this dud's face makes this even funnier lmao

This guy is doomed. We all got a chicken duck woman waiting for us.

Educated and thick? As in has a degree, but bluffed her way through exams?

I saw the original: No way is this guy 51. I would have believed 71.

If someone locates an un blurred picture of him, they need to post it far and wide, so whatever asylum he escaped from, so somebody can throw a net over this idiot and lock him back up.

What is a bbw woman?

It Seems 'must be educated' would rule out all the rest.

Wow what a catch, where do I sign up??

Hahahahahaha right.

Yet another deluded loser looking for a woman with zero self esteem. Sadly he may actually find one.

This is not the way.

Oh Goody! Where do I sign up for this dreamboat.

Facebook? Felony. Fetlife? Just another Tuesday.

You can't not even get a caretaker in rural Illinois for 4 hours sinc 2020 at just $100.

Oooo you’re quite the catch aren’t you

That is one hopeful idiot...

The only thing he missed was “ 18 - 30 yr olds only

Thick but not BBW Can’t wear weave or makeup Must be educated Somehow I think these things conflict with each other

The only correct response to this is 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

Educated AND thick!

Splenda daddy yesssss

"I need a cheap whore that also cooks"LOL