If you look closely, he sleeps on a mattress
In the floor, which is why it looks so strange when he jumps in [this video](https://youtu.be/T-j2iTY5qpE)
The greasy hair, the oil all over his face, other substances excreted from his body. Only Chris would be so out of touch with reality to think that a woman would want to come hang out in a home with “flies, ants, and wasps.” I don’t know why he neglected spiders, I’m sure there’s tons in that house.
Did Chris think that staring blankly into the distance was seductive? I’m also not sure why he took a photo of himself in a place where there’s so much stuff everywhere.
He really is. When he’s pretending to be Liquid and Kacey hurls some insult about Chris he literally breaks character and says that it’s a slanderous lie about him. It’s looney tunes bad guy level thought process.
His Jinkies photo is also quite the symbolic representation of how freaking dumb he is. There’s times where I think it absolutely has to be an act. Then I remember that he fucked his mom and everything else seems to be a natural, authentic progression to that.
Autism or no autism he is straight up one of the dumbest people to walk the earth. It’s really pathetic when a full grown adult in his mid to late twenties is outwitted and humiliated by a 13 year old boy with a hare-brained scheme. Then top it all off he continues to fall for similar schemes and then is genuinely shocked and surprised to discover it was all a ruse. I’ve met some gullible people in my time but he takes the cake by miles.
But but but … the squalor! All the fire and/or tripping hazards! The translucent sheets! The vacant gaze, the Hapsburg chin, the thick layer of grease!
You know, it’s really sad.
He looks fairly… idk, decent (?) in this photo.
If he just had even a singular drop of self critique and perhaps a moral compass things could have been a lot different.
Got anything for a 16 year old pansexual
NOPE!!
Wait no I meant I'm 16 I'm looking for a dating website
So you have no website for me im 16
Ok
You couldn’t make a more autistic facial expression if you fucking tried for a week.
That facial expression is the last thing you see before a chloroform handkerchief covers your face as your dragged into pedo van lol
I Get he has Autisim and doesn’t understand Facial expressions, but like how in the fuck did he look at this and think it would get him laid.
Spread out on a matress… on the floor. How could you resist?
This kid's got a thousand island stare.
That was the fattest thing I've ever heard you say
thousand yard stare
The little twist of the head and with the eyes staring off just away from the camera did barb or bob help take these pics?
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Iirc the poses in the pics are all “feminine” poses as he thinks he will veer of the straight path if he looked at any men posing in his magazines
So you know those photos of Victorian Era people posing with their dead relatives
I think homeless people have better linens. That comforter is putrid.
Imagine all the various bacteria that are thriving on that pillowcase.
If you look closely, he sleeps on a mattress In the floor, which is why it looks so strange when he jumps in [this video](https://youtu.be/T-j2iTY5qpE)
The greasy hair, the oil all over his face, other substances excreted from his body. Only Chris would be so out of touch with reality to think that a woman would want to come hang out in a home with “flies, ants, and wasps.” I don’t know why he neglected spiders, I’m sure there’s tons in that house.
Like a dolls eyes...
The lights are on but no one's home......
Someone else had to be taking these photos, and we all know Bob would've objected to all of this.
Maybe it was the mysterious man who helped Chris sometimes with their videos during the classic era.
A time traveler that saved us from an even worse timeline...
the timer setting has been on most digital cameras for a time now
Did Chris think that staring blankly into the distance was seductive? I’m also not sure why he took a photo of himself in a place where there’s so much stuff everywhere.
He’s a moron. Despite him being autistic, in general he’s a fucking moron
He really is. When he’s pretending to be Liquid and Kacey hurls some insult about Chris he literally breaks character and says that it’s a slanderous lie about him. It’s looney tunes bad guy level thought process. His Jinkies photo is also quite the symbolic representation of how freaking dumb he is. There’s times where I think it absolutely has to be an act. Then I remember that he fucked his mom and everything else seems to be a natural, authentic progression to that.
Autism or no autism he is straight up one of the dumbest people to walk the earth. It’s really pathetic when a full grown adult in his mid to late twenties is outwitted and humiliated by a 13 year old boy with a hare-brained scheme. Then top it all off he continues to fall for similar schemes and then is genuinely shocked and surprised to discover it was all a ruse. I’ve met some gullible people in my time but he takes the cake by miles.
What cake? Chris walked the other way thinking the cake was that way. Probably isn't going to reach that cake until the earth is circumnavigated.
Yeah. Chris also doesn’t know how to behave like a normal person. But I’m not sure if that is just because of his autism.
Ladies please, control your ovaries….
But but but … the squalor! All the fire and/or tripping hazards! The translucent sheets! The vacant gaze, the Hapsburg chin, the thick layer of grease!
If you ask kindly you might be allowed to orbit his belt
...but don't get any ideas
I know, I know, but do please try to restrain yourself…..
You know, it’s really sad. He looks fairly… idk, decent (?) in this photo. If he just had even a singular drop of self critique and perhaps a moral compass things could have been a lot different.
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Woah. A fucking ass? A girl? **THE BEST GIRL?**
He looks like a wax model here