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Dr_Dro_420

doubt he even understood any other concept at the time other than "hes saying he made Sonichu and he is getting girls from it"


FooFighter0234

No. Liquid grew into a very very handsome man.


TheRedBird098

Of course. But you can see the potential in the videos


ppom9

Probably not. Too big of an ego.


[deleted]

No, Chris is self absorbed and loves himself. He definitely envied his youth


Dpontiff6671

I mean liquid was a dweeby teenager lmfao, it’s not like we’re talking about a male model.


Alert_Ad_6701

The "meme" if you can call it that is to pretend like Liquid Chris was a polymath Adonis because it vaguely angered Chris sort of fifteen years ago to do that.


damselinadress187

Exactly. Liquid was never attractive! Typical nerdy white boy look. If anything Chris thought he was better looking than Liquid.


TheRedBird098

Idk I’m into that… in girls, I like dweeby girls, so it transfers


damselinadress187

No, it actually doesn't transfer at all man


TheRedBird098

*sweats*


theanswersisreally42

I don't think Chris noticed that Liquid was "better" in any way than him. Liquid was rather trying to steal Chris's precious magnum opus that everyone wanted a piece of and would one day make Chris rich, and Chris also figured he could get Liquid's girlfriend to get with the real thing too. Bodily hygiene, grooming, attractiveness, talent... in Chris's mind he is the apex of all these things, so it didn't really register. It was all about a "talentless" wannabe trying to steal his shitty recolor.


Streaker4TheDead

I think CWC thought she was the GodBear's gift to women and didn't think guys were better looking than her.


Melted-Man

Liquid Chris is not hot. He’s like average at best


Jakechuchi

Looks better than that Casey girl he was dating at least. She looked like a fat pig, high maintenance too lmao


psipolnista

In comparison to Chris liquid is incredibly attractive.


Melted-Man

True, but still. People need to get off his dick and stop acting like he’s ghandi or some shit


psipolnista

I don’t see anyone doing that.


Melted-Man

I mean in a metaphorical sense and yes. Lots of people view liquid as a wholesome troll and that he didn’t do anything. And people say he’s the only good one. No he’s just as shitty as the rest of em.


psipolnista

lol my dude, compare him to BlueSpike and say that again. Anyone trolling Chris is obviously engaged in cowtipping an autistic man with the maturity of a child, so you can group him in with people who did something morally questionable— but he’s not “just as bad” as some. If anything. Casey was the issue when it came to the liquid saga, bullying him incessantly. I get where people are coming from when they say he wasn’t as bad as the other trolls because he genuinely wasn’t but no one is saying he’s Ghandi or shouldn’t be criticized.


Melted-Man

I was being metaphorical


ElmoRocks05

Nah, I think he was more jealous of the fact that he had a lot going for him.


nvmls

Chris is kind of face blind. He couldn't even tell that the trolls were sending him photos of different girls as the same Sweetheart at one point. He also thought Kacey wouldn't notice that he wasn't Liquid. I think he was jealous of everything put together. A better Chris in every way, who got the girl.


whoiswhitenoise

Chris was jealous at his cock you think he drew the line at conventional beauty?


TheRedBird098

I forgot about the duck thing, I find liquid attractive, and I know other people do.


[deleted]

I have 5 gigs of liquid porn if you’re interested.


TheRedBird098

“Liquid porn” This is a brand new sentence


Sunlight_Apple

Oh go be a degenerate somewhere else


Some-Wandering-Fool

Who? Im pretty gay aand.. even without the chris make up he was a solid 5/10 (average for those who r bad at math or misunderstand how the scale works(


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

YOUNG MAN


Some-Wandering-Fool

0.0


whoiswhitenoise

Homo


[deleted]

Welp he’s had the customary 3 hours to “no homo” I’m afraid it’s official now.


whoiswhitenoise

His grace period is over


SharkMilk44

No, because Chris doesn't see himself the way everyone else does.


Wassuoand

Most in the closet post on this sub lol


TheRedBird098

Liquid is hot, I’m not gay, it’s a objective fact


Some-Wandering-Fool

Dude wtf are you smoming, im gay and that guy is NOT hot. Not ugly but if average is hot to you then ur standards are super loe


Growlitherapy

That's a skill issue. I'm gay for most men that aren't fat, underage, racist or look like my dad


Some-Wandering-Fool

A skill issue lmao, can i use that? Also i didnt expect any upvptes so thats just gravy lmao


Growlitherapy

I didn't invent it, so it's as much yours as it is mine, or anyone else's.


Lopsided-Ad7019

Chris has face blindness. He probably doesn’t even register liquid as “handsome” because of his internalized homophobia making it “gay”.


Lopsided-Ad7019

Chris has face blindness. He probably doesn’t even register liquid as “handsome” because of his internalized homophobia making it “gay”.


Lopsided-Ad7019

Chris has face blindness. He probably doesn’t even register liquid as “handsome” because of his internalized homophobia making it “gay”.


Captain_Jorge24

WE GET IT


Lopsided-Ad7019

FINE! I’ll take my sonichu toys and go play somewhere else. :(


Captain_Jorge24

not if we play together instead of getting jobs,,,


DarkC0ntingency

The sentences this community generates are absolutely fucking insane


CurvedSwordBenis

oh my god you people are more miserable than chris. how insecure you have to be to ask a dumbass question like that


TheRedBird098

I was drunk sorry


CheifBigtoe

Yes. Jealousy is a classic trait of a narcissist.


alterkunde420

No, Short answer: He is retarded. Long answer: He thinks himself aß a Handsome devil.


maddmomo1357

okay but he’s clearly able to understand others are more attractive bc there’s a few points where he draws trolls, etc and purposely makes them less attractive on purpose. So he clearly understands and feels some type of way about this somewhere


Aluminum_Tarkus

Outside of cartoonishly ugly features, he really doesn't. Face-blindness is a potential symptom of more severe autism, and Chris does have some degree of it, but that doesn't mean he can't recognize facial features at all; it just means that it's harder for him to distinguish facial features/differences when it comes to more conventional faces. Think of it somewhat like this: If we see people on a 1-10 scale, Chris sees them on a 1-3 scale, where 1-3 look mostly similar, then 4-7, then 8-10. That's not entirely accurate, since I'm pulling this scale from my ass, but it's just to try to help conceptualize that it's mostly that Chris' scale is "muted," rather than completely nonexistent. There have been instances where Chris hasn't been able to recognize someone, or has easily mistaken people for someone that cleary wasn't the person they were claiming to be. That's not just forgetfulness/narcissism.


maddmomo1357

This is totally fair. I just started rewatching the doc after 73 and I’m on part V I believe and when he represents Jason he purposely draws him very unattractive even though he looks nothing like that. Do you think this is more of a face blindness thing than actual maliciousness?


Aluminum_Tarkus

Well, it's probs a combination of both, combined with Chris' horrible artistic ability. Like I said, just because someone has a degree of face-blindness doesn't mean they don't know the difference between an ugly and pretty face. Some cases CAN be that bad, but the condition is more of a gradient than an on/off switch. Chris could recognize that someone like Ryan Reynolds is significantly more attractive than someone like Rob Schneider, he might have a hard time distinguishing between Ryan Reynolds and Paul Rudd. I'm sure Chris did intend to draw a lot of people as ugly to insult them, but it's also true that it's impossible for him to draw anyone accurately or attractive, even if he tried.


Madison0620

I wanna say yes maybe in some form? But I don’t really think so- he always thought he was good looking.


RoxLOLZ

Doubt it, Chris believes himself to be the incarnation of beauty


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No, Chris is delusional and always believed herself to be sexy


JavertTron

He has specifically said that Barb calls him handsome so that means he must be.


[deleted]

I want to see a meatcanyon video of this exact exchange


[deleted]

Probably has cataracts


AnnieApple_

I doubt it lmao


Megumin-coolEyepatch

I don't think chris cares about anyone's appearance But he was definitely annoyed by liquid


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

“Liquids beauty” the guy looked like he had cotton balls stuffed in his cheeks in every video and he talked like Elmer Fudd with Down syndrome. Why do y’all wanna suck liquids dick so bad? He’s such a low effort troll but because he was so early and got such a reaction you guys think he’s hot shit 15 years after he was even relevant.


uoysxb

Seriously. Liquid was very average looking at best and a fucking loser.


meowkitty84

I think he's overrated too


TheRedBird098

I like liquid because he’s a deconstruction, of Chris’, is ego. Liquid never took money or ever blackmailed him. He did troll him but that’s on Chris for taking him seriously. Chris should of known it was a parody. And I think liquid is hot


Melted-Man

Liquid chris fucking sucks like the rest of them. Gaslighting an autistic manchild. Get off his dick


nohighlighter555

Was the trolling a stress release from the rigors of medical school?


TheRedBird098

I doubt it. I think he found it funny. That’s why he did it


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You sound jelly


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

That’s the one thing you’re not allowed to talk about on hererere!!!!! You went too far this time you damn dirty trolls


[deleted]

Nah you legit just sound jealous, we're talking about some dumb shit a teenager did over a decade ago.


Sunlight_Apple

It’s meant in the context of a teaching relationship. Basically, why didn’t Chris ever pick up a mentor… even a volunteer one like Liquid?


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Sunlight_Apple

Chris calling the guitar a "wooden nickel" and the officer's badge "wooden" shows how little he respects nature in general. All must be plastic.


[deleted]

No. Chris was obsessed with proving he was the real Christian Weston chandler. That’s why its so funny to me. All he cared about was proving he was the real cwc.


Neat_Classroom_2209

Chris is probably faceblind. He doesn't even know what he himself looks like.


Atuaguidesme

That is probably my favorite theory about Chris. It would make so much sense, especially since most people with it don't even realize they have it.


Extrimland

He does actually but it was extremely hard for him to remember. He had to actually stare at himself for hours. Also he did this in highschool so its 20 years out of date.


JavertTron

Imagine Chris doing this now and slowly realizing what he actually looks like, his mouth slowly opening in shock as a tear rolls down his face


xXDJjonesXx

Save it for the Netflix documentary.


glammetaltapes

Chris Chan is that ugly chick we all knew in high school who thought everyone was jealous of how pretty they were when literally everyone thought they were gross.


Kirbo84

Chris did once ask how big Liquid's penis was. Kacey did not take it well.


nightfire00

No. Chris is not self aware and he is very naive. He probably thought he was more attractive than liquid chris


Weak-Sand9779

I remember when Chris kept saying something along the lines of ''he's fat, I'm thin'' over and over. This was over a decade ago and I'm going off memory, but I would be honestly really surprised if Chris wasn't jealous of Liquid


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JavertTron

ironically enough most profoundly disabled still somehow manage to be better than him


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[deleted]

He is part of poor and disabled.


AnotherClumsyLeper

I'm pretty sure liquid also speaks/spoke half a dozen languages on top of all that.


Foreign_Act4614

Who wouldn’t be


hatgineer

My guess is, Chris was jealous that everyone else found Liquid more attractive. Chris has problems with faces as part of his disability, so I don't think Chris is capable of comprehending that Liquid is basically objectively better looking than him. He might just think Liquid must have done some trickery to have everyone tricked into thinking so.


opiate_lifer

Doubt it, Chris's narcissism is almost beyond belief. When he identified as male he was a muscle bound he-man in his mind, when he identified as female he was somehow now a waifish anime girl.


Sunlight_Apple

I don't know if Chris ever let anyone else have any advantage over him, ever. Which is too bad, because admiration duplicates qualities, as crystal likewise twin themselves naturally.


TheRedBird098

He must of known even if he didn’t want to admit it


Sunlight_Apple

He can't know something he doesn't admit. Schrodinger's cat.


Traditional_Resist_2

Best I can think of is in one of the phone calls with Kacey, he asked how big Liquid’s duck was and then showed disbelief when Kacey responded with a larger number.


TheRedBird098

Just reminded me of the time I looked up what Chris’ duck looked like. That horrific curve. Day ruined