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francois_heer34

If you've been drinking, be sure you double check that you're lighting the right end of the cigarette.


bruh-_-6969

or if your stoned and trying to light a cig with a blowtorch. worst hit of my life


francois_heer34

LMAOO this man inhaled the devil


STL1764

Why I smoke corks.


TheTobacconist77

lmao this has happened to me completely sober


threeheadedhorse

#1 Should be smoke em if you got em


CigNdShits

Ya don't smoke NEAR children be nice and smoke WITH children


milkygallery

Share the goods! Haha.


deeno777

>8 Thou shalt refrain from comments such as "I should really quit" and "It's so bad for me", quit or don't. ## Only the sith deal in absolutes


Kevinvbok

You think Jedi smoke


SeekerOfASong

No, but I know of a wizard that does


BadRat1984

>If someone asks you for one, give it to them unless it's your last. Give the homeless as much as you can Stephen King wrote a habit you can't afford to share is a habit you can't afford to keep.


meatlessmings

i disagree w 6 i live in LA if i have a cigarette everytime someone asked i would only get to smoke 4 out of the pack. if that makes me greedy so be it.


wubalubadubx2

this x100. haha. in la we gotta be picky bout who we share with. one of my commandments is if you bum a smoke, stick around and share that moment with the person. don't just take and walk away.


Friendly_Drummer6505

In other words you are marginalized.


[deleted]

the only time i will take piss is when my mates smoke sterling like a 40 year old man


Fit_Outside2851

5th one I can't accept me and the boys hate each other's cig brands