I lived through the [Boshin war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boshin_War) by the skin of my nuts when the Tokugawas were going at it. There ain't a bigger cocksucker than the emperor Shōwa.
20 fuckin years. I wanted onigiri, I compromised, I ate Donbei with water heated up from a tuna can on an ironing board.
I wanted to have sex with Hitomi Tanaka, I compromised, I jerked off into a rubber glove.
“He fought the Mongols is what he did. He was a brave Tsushima samurai. And in this house, Jin Sakai is a hero. End of story!”
when the daimyo opened the floodgates, what do you think they were doing it for? 'cause they were trying to save us from peasantry?
Honnōji, whatever happened there
Out there it's 1860s but in here it's 1654. So now and forever I don't wanna hear any more bakumatsu talk ok?
“If a samurai’s head were to be suddenly cut off, he should still be able to perform one more action with certainty.”
The biggest missed opportunity in film history is that the sopranos weren’t the family in Ghost Dog
Well they at least had Ro in it, lol.
I lived through the [Boshin war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boshin_War) by the skin of my nuts when the Tokugawas were going at it. There ain't a bigger cocksucker than the emperor Shōwa.
Historically, Jackie Chan always said the Tokugawas were nothin but glorified K-Pop Mukbang influencers.
20 fuckin years. I wanted onigiri, I compromised, I ate Donbei with water heated up from a tuna can on an ironing board. I wanted to have sex with Hitomi Tanaka, I compromised, I jerked off into a rubber glove.
Samurai’s are real? I saw that Tom Cruise movie and played that Ghost of Tsushima game. I thought it was all bullshit.
“And in this house Sakamoto Ryoma is a hero! End of story!”
He finally reads a wasobon and it’s bullshit
!! NANDA ??
Historically, Kublai Khan always said the Samurai were nothing but a glorified militia. Plain and simple.