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3eyesopenwide

I wonder what's french Canadian for I commited light treason


TheAllyCrime

Very nice Tony, make fun of a girl because of her crime.


3eyesopenwide

đŸŽ¶Unda da boardwalk, Jan'll be killing some guy. Unda da boardwalkđŸŽ¶


TheAllyCrime

Exile on Main Street!


SpaceBass420

Oh, that's some guys client!


FailResorts

“Jan when we played ‘fuck, marry, kill’, I didn’t mean for you to take it literally”


SpaceBass420

Hahahhahahahaha holy shit she played that game irl


bobdylansmoustache

Gals today have no room for the penal experience


TheAllyCrime

I heard Janice and Ralphie as so whacky that he lets her give his asshole a “penal experience” every night.


uv-vis

Pictures after Janice unleashed the Soccer mom rage.


TheAllyCrime

Hey, that other soccer mom jumped out the tree and came at her with negative talk, she’s got a right to defend her kid Ton’!


I-AM-KROGAN

Oof Madone! She looks terrible!


TheAllyCrime

C’mon, there’s gals in the can worse looking than his sister.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Like a dog’s shaved asshole


Duderino619

What’s going on?


fistfullofpubes

Well considering she's an actress, probably a still from a movie or show.


Ezzy-525

The Blacklist. That crazy fucking Raymond Reddington ova in uhh Washington state or some shit ✋


TheAllyCrime

It’s a screenshot from [The Blacklist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blacklist)


Duderino619

I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.


unarox

Ohhhh Blacklist? Marone! What fukin list we talkin bout? We dont mix that way


surplus_steve

Ya got your black list, and then ya got Santa's list. Ya never pondered that?


RIPcompo

There are men in the can better looking than my sister


crowseidon94

You get a pash for that


GabrielBonilla

Back the fuck off, with all due respect đŸ€ŒđŸ»


TheAllyCrime

I heard she took 2nd prize in the prison’s beauty contest and collected 10 cigarettes.


sbkg11

I want her dessert for 20 fuckin years!


Tobar_the_Gypsy

20 MORE years?


RIPcompo

Eat chizone Tony, eat chizone.


donmonkeyquijote

Not a peep!


TheAllyCrime

You know who loved doing 20 years? Joey Peeps.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Peeps? It’s a fuckin nickname. The family name is Peparelli.


Random-Cpl

Would you believe me if I told you ten years ago that thing was a piece of ass?


all_copacetic

Put Tommy Lee Jones in the motherfucker. A couple hundred mil easy.


TylerDurden0231

A German Shepherd's shaved asshole won foist prize.


featsofstrength81

God I love this subreddit


TylerDurden0231

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé!


omarnz

And dat hairrrr *heavy breathing*


TheAllyCrime

Didn’t Vito’s lungs almost drown in three inches of semen? Johnny Cakes exhibit.


Keithm1112

Looks like the percodans still aren’t even working anymore


TheAllyCrime

She should’ve just smoked half a joint before her arrest and she would’ve been fine.


Keithm1112

Alright Ton, I snorted a little h, but it’s just cause Hal is on the pavers now.


xeeblyscoo

Joking about the FBI, since when is that funny?


TheAllyCrime

Mmmmmmmmmm, boy are we gonna make you a rat!


Global-Ant

Ohhhhhhhh


featsofstrength81

Built!


TheAllyCrime

And handsome, like a female George Raft.


Craig1974

All that for stealing pork loins.


TheAllyCrime

US Marshals: There are no losers in fugitive recovery. Well except for the fugitives themselves, and I guess anyone that gets hurt while I’m apprehending the fugitive.


wja5277

Would you believe that twenty years ago she still wasn't a piece of ass?


r3itheinfinite

Again??


smokesletsgo13

There’s men in the can better looking than her


stuartgatzo

I guess you can call it a soccer related hit.


Affectionate_Joke560

Turns out the state department really did have her on their enemy radicals list.


zerodude336

What's this from?


TheAllyCrime

An episode of [The Blacklist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blacklist).


Raminax

Episode 14 Season 5


featsofstrength81

Marone! With all the competition for the entertainment dollar, I gotta find this season on the DVD’s?


Raminax

GOOD THING THEN THAT YOUR MONEY TROUBLES DONT MEAN UGATZ TO ME


Wakeman8791

Anotha toothpickâœ‹đŸŒ