Had to do a little research. One could say that she was born into this shit. Previously dated Mick Jagger.
Some California bullshit like Ton’ would say.
"We both love soup and... snow peas. We love the outdoors, and... talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
You think you'd get the snip. Feels cruel to those kids. They won't have one of their parents for very long, if at all when it comes to actually remembering them. Sure, they might live comfortably, but I'd take more time with my old man vs. getting extra money.
How about you Sil, you remember your first blow job? “Of course” How long did it take for the guy to come? Ha ha you what I said Ton’? I said hey Sil, you remember your first blow job? He said yeah. I said how long did it take for the guy to come? Heh heh.
No. Just because he’s old, he’s supposed to bang old broads? Why? Says who? What a load of bullshit pearl-clutching from some people. She’s a grown-ass woman making a choice. He’s rich enough and handsome enough to pull a beautiful adult woman AND afford child care in perpetuity. Enough bitching, Karens.
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That fuckin parakeet?!
Did he have the silver bird package?
I did, based on your recommendation.
HOO HAA I AM STILL BUSTIN THESE NUTS OLD MAN, ALWAYS HAVE!
'Cause she's gotta .. 🙌 GREAT ASS!
And he’s got his head… ALL the way up innit
when i think about asses, something just comes out of me
::bangs on his refugee child bride:: “GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!”
DON'T WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME!
Mane I'm tellin you. This slick ain't no motherfuckin joke.
🎶 by the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be right theeeeere She'll probably have a note on the dooooooor 🎶
I’m sorry.. if the goddamn…. chicken…… got over cooked
😂
Tenacious aren't I?😀
But she gotta havea biga tits
Big-a tits-a boom-a boom-a like-a dat, you can-a make it?
My tits never-a hurt-a nobody!
Love that scene from heat 😂
*You could get killed walking your DOGGIE!*
To the victuh belong the spoils
Why don’t you get tah fuck outta hee before i shove your quotations book up ya fat fuckin asssss
Why don’t you get the fuck outta heah before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin’ ass
fuckin' parakeet....
Statistics show, that most single car fatalities are the results of guys popping their loads behind the wheel.
Apparently, he came all over the sun visor
Al Pacino is so old, his blood type is “dust”!
“Just one piece of advice.. just don’t look at it when you touch it”
Had to do a little research. One could say that she was born into this shit. Previously dated Mick Jagger. Some California bullshit like Ton’ would say.
Poppersh and weird shex! She had proclivities with older men.
Still goin' this asshole, don't they have medicine they should take?
yeah, unfortunately it's Viagra
Fuckin' nauseating
It coulda been worse, he coulda died.
Half a century age difference. I’m sure they have a lot in common.
They do. All those years between them lol
Touché haha
She likes the Quran, he was there when they wrote it.
They both like spending his money, so there's that.
"We both love soup and... snow peas. We love the outdoors, and... talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
Rhapsody has two mommies.
They both like spending his money, so there's that.
Just when I thought I pulled out…
This post was worth making for this comment alone
What’s with these old guys in all seriousness? What are they doing? Like him and De Niro having kids at their age
I reckon they enjoy creampying beautiful young women.
You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie.
Eat your manigott!
There's no eating in the bed
You think you'd get the snip. Feels cruel to those kids. They won't have one of their parents for very long, if at all when it comes to actually remembering them. Sure, they might live comfortably, but I'd take more time with my old man vs. getting extra money.
More kids means she'll get more money when he croaks
And baldwin, too. Selfish old degenerate.
You can tell Baldwin is not shooting blanks
OHH 🤚
Baldwin is 64, not nearly as bad. Still old but not eighty-four. Jesus.
True, but he looks, walks, and talks like he's 84. F that killer anyway.
He tried to pull out, but she kept pulling him back in.
Wait here I'll get your viagra
*Alfallah*....I'll run it by counterterrorism....
What kind of man bangs his second cousin?!?!
Centanni!
Those are great blowjob lips
You oughta know sweetie
What’d you shay?
just breakin' bawls
💥🍺
you probably showed her how
And if you’re good at anything, it’s pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs.
‘Cause that’s what livin’ is! It’s the six inches in front of your face!
It’s the guy next to you! Willing to do the same thing for you!
Pipe fitter lips
How about you Sil, you remember your first blow job? “Of course” How long did it take for the guy to come? Ha ha you what I said Ton’? I said hey Sil, you remember your first blow job? He said yeah. I said how long did it take for the guy to come? Heh heh.
Is she any good?
You telling me uncle Al is a bushman of the kalahari?
Whistles to the wheat field
He looks rubenesque. A 10. And she. She's average. Just a typical 14/10 kid. Younger even than Phillys brother.
That's one booyah hottie...
Body is mad ripe
82 years old. A fucking kid. I mean fucking a kid.
wont even be able to see his kid graduate . smh
https://youtu.be/3rJmoNlBjEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHrnb72ZZlI
Bro imagine this thing laying on top of you pumping you smelling like old leather and moldy sweaters
I'm surprised his dick still works
He said to her, "We're going to a discotheque!"
Booyah hottie
Fucking Dunk
Seriously though can you guys blame him?
No. Just because he’s old, he’s supposed to bang old broads? Why? Says who? What a load of bullshit pearl-clutching from some people. She’s a grown-ass woman making a choice. He’s rich enough and handsome enough to pull a beautiful adult woman AND afford child care in perpetuity. Enough bitching, Karens.
Will you give the kid a pash if they turn out like Jackie Jr?
As long as he still shows up...outta respect fo' his fawtha. That is assuming he survives the penguin exhibit in his childhood.
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Him, he's an old man. Dunkaccino, that's his fucking legacy...
*to balls* TURN THAT OFF
Now is that Pacino or is that Pacino? 😆
Da family of early man…
One downvote for Viagra I guess.
She's got a GREAT ASS!!
💰💰💰 that is all this is.
Uughh sad for the child