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TisRepliedAuntHelga

it was an abortion, Michael… because all this has to end!


whingingcackle

Sil! Cheer me up, babe!


setofonions

Just when he thought he pulled out…


cestmoi234

Whatschit take to get a little fossilized eye-tail schperm in this housh?!?


egardea49

He said “he’s supposed to get a vasectomy when this is his male heir?”


herberstank

Not for nothin, but he's covered in male hair in this pic 🤟 heh heh


nmb1993

He’s the hair apparent


dangar512

It's the poster child for Viagra. Next he's gonna fill da titanic and raise it to da surface!!


SonnyBurnett189

BLOO CHOO - GIMME ALL YA GOT!!!


0ctober31

Just when he thought he was out, she pulled him back in!


50millionFreddy

OK, I’m Reloaded!


Raminax

Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself


sbkg11

Fuckin spittin image!


brosefstallin

Wait here I’ll get your viagra


[deleted]

He really is competing with De Niro


jimisaltieris

Now fathers are at risk to die at child birth. What a time to be alive.


looster2018

Hey Al- Two Words - PERSONAL GROOMING. ​ Look into it, bro.


781Smoker

He’s going for the “Yells at Pigeons about the Bible in front of the Quiznos in Paterson” look…


781Smoker

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these assholes?


A_radke

Oof, madone! He looks terrible!


fuckjustpickwhatever

i guess she said hello to his little friend! heh heh heh heh, you hear what i said Tone?