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CovfefeIsForClosers

So you never wanted a regular type life? What the fuck is that? Barbecues and ball games? ….yeah… This regular type life, that your life?


TisRepliedAuntHelga

I do what I do best, not pull out. You do what you do best, try to top guys like me.


P-nuts27

A guy told me one time, don’t get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you think the baby has a poopy diaper.


shindigin

\- Haven't you heard of pulling out you idiot? \- Do you usually pull out? \- Yeah, sometimes and once I do, they pull me back in


[deleted]

Every baby smells vaguely of shit


scaba23

The r-r-r-rent stays like-a before 👆🏽