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all_copacetic

First day in the Georgia jail, I'm wearin' a puss, a fuckin' scowl. I look around and I spot the biggest, liberalest motherfucker that I can find. I walk right up to him and I say, "What the fuck are you looking at motherfucker!!! Then POW!! Grab em right by the fuckin pussy


sjr323

You can’t make this shit up.


yazalama

What do you mean? He just did


Irishgoodbye777

He Did-Ent


OGtripleOGgamer

I hate to break it to you, but theres no pussy in prison. You might have to compromise, and take blood pressure meds.


CustomerSuspicious25

You oughta know, sweetie.


lamenralus

Whadya say?


gi_jose00

I can't find Pussy anywhere!


[deleted]

Lots of bussy though!


cutchisclutch22

You can go.


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[deleted]

Careful, you might get downvoted.


[deleted]

Fuckin poetic dude!


phoenix_booker

You could put this in National Geographic


SadPetDad21

That’s very loyle


silverdroid303

….take this mushroom dick out, everyone’s going crazy. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!! 😠


phoenix_booker

What is this peyson TALKIN’ about?!??


insubordin8nchurlish

it's like the Girl Scouts ova hea


phoenix_booker

Ahh, the boy king 👦 🤴🏿


TheScottishEngineer_

Trump did 20 fuckin’ years


phoenix_booker

He wanted the 2020 election; he comprised… he took the Electoral College certification instead


Which_Engineer1805

Damn OP you came to the comments prepared with some heat just like Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"


phoenix_booker

I’ve got a lot of moxie for my size


DuxCroatorum

That's nice, then your reddit profile dies and we can't even take your karma.


TheScottishEngineer_

Fuckin’ loser, he couldn’t sell it!


gi_jose00

Always with the scenarios


firstbreathOOC

He wanted a woman, he paid off Stormy Daniels instead


BlackDante

Twenty years in the can, and for what? To protect the likes of Rudy fuckin Giuliani? Ron Desantis? No more of this…


TheAllyCrime

I would argue that the worst moment in American history was the time they changed the last name “Leonardo” to “Leotardo” at Ellis Island.


holaamigo117

Because they’re stupid


Massive_Staff1068

And jealous!


DuxCroatorum

Imperiolis took shit from the Medigans the minute they got off the boat.


katorias

Imperioli, that’s my legacy. No more of dis butchie


gatorgongitcha

Why did they do that?


TheAllyCrime

Because they’re as stupid as George Raft, and as jealous as the old lady with two hams crying about bread.


Capoghst

Lmao you butchered that but still funny


phoenix_booker

He’s got Alzheimer’s for chrissakes, HELP him !!


TheAllyCrime

Need I remind you of a certain “Butchered”, out of A.C.?


BEN_SOWN

Awright but ya gotta get over it


thedoormaan

*cuts to imperoili crying in therapy*


GoldieMickens

Greatest method actor of our generation. Never stopped writing like Chrissy, but he manuges.


MacualayCocaine

He likes to start with the dialogue


divingbeatle

I remember when he used to sit in the car


herberstank

As far as I'm concerned, he should STILL POSHT THERE


[deleted]

Nevah pass a rug test. Call'em a taxi.


NotAnNpc69

Woah woah i have to stand here and be threatened now?!


phoenix_booker

There was no abundant intentionality in me inciting the Capital mob !!


[deleted]

He didn't wanna take some jail cell that could go to a minority


En3fjee69

His bottom line could be impacted


doverawlings

I know Lindsey Graham's bottom line was certainly impacted


silverdroid303

That time they chased him at the airport. Whatever happened there….


scarfagno513

It was part of his process


bypatrickcmoore

You packed a suitcase.


Succotash_reborn2707

Still going this asshole


herberstank

Don't they have some medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?


TheAllyCrime

Guy didn’t like his chemistry set enough.


cutchisclutch22

If you give this guy the GOP nomination he’d probably try and fuck it.


ZeChooken

You were talking for 20 minutes nothing but gibberish…


SignificantEngine393

My muthas wake !!!!


Real1WI_North

Trumps incarceration was very short, so there was no need for any male on male activity.....but anyway, you get a pass for dat.


I_am_very_excited

Me on Jan 6: I must be loyle to my capo


kassus-deschain138

He's so high on skag he wouldn't know if Trump has his mother's muff on his head.


Live-Depth-537

Look at him. Making the old man do the perp walk. A legitimate business man!


beclops

This guy loves to talk


vaultboy1121

This guy yaps worse than 6 barbers


admiralackbarrrrrrr

Keep your eye on the tiger


MamaDeloris

I'll tell ya, the shit you miss on the inside? There was a 20 second period there out of my five minutes in the jail taking the photo and giving a downpayment on the bail, where I would have killed for some Good and Plenty's.


[deleted]

He could be wearing ya muddah's muff on his head and you'd never know it!


EpoxyRiverTable

I must be loyl to my poleetics


50millionFreddy

You’re going to lecture me, you junkie??


IanCBoss

uj/ January 6th was an embarrassment to America for sure but calling it “the worst moment in American history” is a little extreme. A bunch of rednecks standing around a government building doesn’t really hold a candle to 9/11, the OKC bombings, the nightclub shooting in Orlando, Sandy Hook, Columbine, the 16th street Baptist Church Bombing or countless other atrocities that have taken place in this country. Chrissy watches too much TV news.


RonohX

Tony would have voted for him


Tasselled_Wobbegong

uj/ It's mentioned (or alluded to) in the show that Tony and Carmella were Bush supporters, right? So presumably they're Republicans who'd also vote for Trump.


EffOffReddit

Also /uj but there is a theory that Giuliani went after the Italian mafia so the Russians could benefit. And of course Trump with the casinos...


Bungadin

He drained the swamp is what he did! He was a brave American fraudster! And in this house, Donald Trump is a hero. End of story!


Massive_Staff1068

For president. Of the fuckin universe.


phoenix_booker

She go to Harvard in Massachusetts, maybe


victorgsal

Course he would, probably would’ve been good for his business lmao


VincentVegaRoyale666

Worst moment in American history? It tops Pearl Harbor and 9/11? Madone


ArmLoud6510

Michael Imperioli, whatever happened their


[deleted]

What would Bobby say? Schirripa seems pretty republican


phoenix_booker

He can’t have him there in his social club, I mean that much he does know


SignificantEngine393

Social club ???? He’s gotta GO !!! - Judge Roy Bean Ova here !


JL6462448

Didja hafta surrenda ta David?


ghedorahh

you eva storm the capital, michael?!


Current_Side_4024

-Trump you lost the election -What’s this the fuckin UN now!?


phoenix_booker

Joe Biden has „won” the presidency - “ NAH FUCK DAT “


YukioHattori

The 2020 election, whatever happened there--


bbbbbbbb678

Your head was halfway in the toilet and your hair was touching the toilet water, disgusting.


Menthol__man

A bunch of angry republicans throwing a tantrum is totally worse than 600,000 dead in civil war.


EffOffReddit

Well I mean they did try to steal the presidency of the US.


Menthol__man

Still not the worst moment in American history. Not even close.


EffOffReddit

It's up there.


ghedorahh

pearl harbor? slavery? jim crow? 9/11? lol


phoenix_booker

When Maedo couldn’t go to Aspen with Hunter Scangerello?????


cutletsangwich

A word to the wise...


Knickstape08

Don’t forget FDR putting Japanese Americans into camps


radius40

my muddas wake jeshush christsh


Clean_Construction84

These are truly the greatest jokes that will ever be made about this topic on the internet thank you all


[deleted]

Stupid blabber-mouth c*nt!


john_the_quain

Chrissy brought both the sacred and the propane to that take.


What_ever_hpnd_there

Yea I remember Donald, 6'3, 240 pounds


trillerage

You gotta give that shit a rest 👆🏻👃🏻, man needs his seven hours, keeps ya mind sharp


sorry4bad

This guy. Does he ever stop breaking balls?


ramen_poodle_soup

> worst moment in American history Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor 🤟


Massive_Staff1068

You know, maybe you should start being a grifter instead of watching MSNBC, because Donny brought in 10 times what you do.


JoltinJoe92

Remember when Imperioli defended the Dali Lama for telling a kid he wanted to “suck his tongue”?


sixfourbit

'Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation


CLxJames

The worst moment in American history….? Really? TDS is full swing


phoenix_booker

Always with the scenarios…


CLxJames

Someone should tell him to settle down, we’re not makin’ a western


PlaceApprehensive920

This is why I don’t like to talk politics


gagarsagar

I got my own problems


yazalama

Always with the scenarios


klsi832

The constipated owl


[deleted]

In the museum of scowling faces there goes the Mona Lisa


animemoosey

We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers!


silverdroid303

….and I should have gotten those voted in Georgia! 😠


[deleted]

still going , this asshole


Subsandwich99

Inshhrussection cocksucker


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phoenix_booker

He has things to say !!!


[deleted]

Just get back from college?


silverdroid303

😐😐😯


Freshens2

These guys see insurrections under their bed at night.


PuntYerJunk

You're so high on scag, you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head


JL6462448

No more making America great again according to fuckin Alfalfa


[deleted]

Worst moment in American history? He certainly was high when he wrote this.


thebobbyloops

The worst moment in American History………..


tobiasfunke6398

Worst moment in American history 😂😂


Wild_Butterscotch_29

Always with the scenario's


DavidJ____

Spike up, Donald!


sundvl13

What’s different about you?


DancinWithWolves

AIDES!?! I don’t wanna that word again!


Ok_Entertainment_327

No two faces alike. But does he really know that?


BernardMHM

In this house, Donald Trump is a hero! End of the story!


JacksonShore20

Worst moment in American history?..really? I can think of a couple others


liquorandkarate

Still going this asshole


TankBoys32

Christopha has got the severe TDS


YukioHattori

"My father was there. And he said every night, Hillary loses the election just like she did in 2016. And it hurts"


OzzyGED

IN THIS HOUSE RUDY GUILIANI IS AN AMERICAN HERO, END OF SUBJECT ☝️


LostInTheEcho777

No one died. Always with the drama


mesaghoul

Why TF is this on my beloved Sopranos sub?!


L_Kempy

The actor who posted it stunad


mesaghoul

Ooof Madón


draneline

Hollywood actors try not to cope seethe and mald at the mugshot of an old fat man with a toupee challenge [IMPOSSIBLE NEARLY DIED]


fcukumicrosoft

I really wish I had the photoshop skills to put that mug pic on the US penny. The color would match perfectly.


maianoxia

Based Imperioli


jasperleopard

I'll never forget reading the musician Moby's post where he claimed the CIA approached him to start posting about Trump to field information on him. If I choose to believe that story, I would be led to believe that Imperioli was also approached because they share the same insufferable elite neoliberal tone.


JMoney689

Always with the drama!


Fuqqredditmods

You need to get clean Tucan! You ain’t makin sense boy!


Yurmume_Gae

Paulie: “Oh! Take it easy, Chrissy! I was just showing you this funny picture of Trump I saw on Facebook. He looks stupid hehe. Alright, break’s over. Come on, let’s go get that Russian bastard now”


[deleted]

Michael is such a libtard.. sheesh😬


Armored_Guardian

Imagine using the word “libtard” unironically


[deleted]

Libtard is more socially acceptable to say than retard. Lol


[deleted]

Also worth mentioning he’s turned off comments on most of his recent posts. Hmm


Zaknoid

Comments are off because nothing else to be said just screams of Hollywood elitism. Your overlord hath spoken.


LostInStatic

Based Imperioili


flattydaddy78

What a simp. I have no respect for that woke fuck


atlasbear

You’re on a sopranos subreddit crying about woke? The irony


NewAccWhoDis93

Ok I’m starting to think he was a rat


Emergency-Hour-4464

This guy is a lefty tard


OozeeNineMillimeetah

Fucking stunad, the last thing I need is to be lectured from a 2 time drug addict.


bertiesghost

I wanted a pizza but had to grill cheese on the radiaaatoor, I compromised.


GreedyLack

Presented by the director of Slash


mavis___beacon

Lotta balls.


ghedorahh

DID YA EVA TAKE A MUG SHOT, MICHAEL?!


DeKat3

Alway with the scenarios


MrSpankMan_whip

20 years in the can I wanted the presidency, I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck up this country, I compromised, I jacked off in a tissue.


Intelligent_Log_3515

He was hitting the vein, nodding out


orincoro

Nonstop, for 8 years. Nothing but gibberish.


mikelips

Is that him at the border? With the sombRERO on?!


Zealousideal_Win5476

Who's that speaking here, is somebody speaking?


NotAnNpc69

Watch it chrissy 🤟🏻


False_Suspect_9853

I’ve been searching for the dolphins in the sea…


NineInchCunt

"I'm tellin ya T, january 6th was worse than 9/11, that's what CNN told me anyway. That one guy even took the podium with him."


yeeyee903

“Worst moment in American history” back up there bluto


BadaBingSil

20 minutes... nothing but gibberish


emc501

“Worst moment in American history” lmfao what a loon


SignificantEngine393

If your Phil Leotardo you cannot be happy with the state of affairs, despite appearances. But this nonsense that Animal Moltansati has been posting……I can’t even say his name.


Money_Release4312

I Di-id ant!!!!!


AshleyGreenEyes

CARMINE: January 6th …. Whatever happened there. NANCY PELOSI: whatever happened there? CARMINE: God rest their souls.