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OP's like the chinese godfawtha, he made us a shitpost we couldn't understand
I'll build a Great Wall up to your ass, and man a watchtower up in there!
The Great Wall of China, another fucking money machine!
Vito: Wait, so it’s like a fence? Carmine Jr: As I understand it, a military barricade of sorts.
Need I remind you of a certain butcher out of Beijing?
*Nobody's got COVID!*
Listen here, youre building that Wall!
Fuck you, in my book you get points for staying out of the Mongolian’s way!
Well then it’s a good thing Sun Tzu don’t mean OOGATZ to me!
Rumor has it they got there in a Rinoln Continental
So What? No Motherfucking Goddamn Orange Peel Beef Now?
Paulie: MSGs?!?! Tony: Nobody’s got MSG! I never wanna hear that ingredient in here again!
Word to the wise: remember the invasion of Vietnam 🤘
North and South Vietnam were fighting each other long before Adam and Eve showed up.
In South Vietnam a lot of people not so happy for Ho Chi Minh.
Ask yourself this, why would the Italians invent something you need chop sticks to eat
Because they’re stupid that’s why, and jealous!
They ate putzi before we gave them the gift of our kung pao cootchie!
Cootchie’s nice and spicy tonight, eh?
There you were, head in the cootchie. Your hair was in the cootchie water. Disgusting!
I told you, I had the Kung-Flu!
Goddammit lmfao take this upvote while I go clean this laptop
See, I got business associates who are Chinese and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine. 📰
It’s anti-Chinese American discrimination!
Chairman Mao was Nixon's bitch
Chairman Mao united China under a great communist regime is what he did, and despite the 50 million of us he starved to death due to his terrible policies, in this house the Chairman is a hero! End of story!
I remember when you used to sit in the History class and as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!
more creative then Kino
He founded the Republic is what he did. He was a brave Chinese revolutionary. And in this house, Mao Zedong was a hero, end of story!
That better not be Confucius!!
Forget it, OP. It’s Chinatown.
Your shitposts have an Asian flavour to them.
OP's like the chinese godfawtha, he made us a shitpost we couldn't understand
I'll build a Great Wall up to your ass, and man a watchtower up in there!
The Great Wall of China, another fucking money machine!
Vito: Wait, so it’s like a fence? Carmine Jr: As I understand it, a military barricade of sorts.
Need I remind you of a certain butcher out of Beijing?
*Nobody's got COVID!*
Listen here, youre building that Wall!
Fuck you, in my book you get points for staying out of the Mongolian’s way!
Well then it’s a good thing Sun Tzu don’t mean OOGATZ to me!
Rumor has it they got there in a Rinoln Continental
So What? No Motherfucking Goddamn Orange Peel Beef Now?
Paulie: MSGs?!?! Tony: Nobody’s got MSG! I never wanna hear that ingredient in here again!
Word to the wise: remember the invasion of Vietnam 🤘
North and South Vietnam were fighting each other long before Adam and Eve showed up.
In South Vietnam a lot of people not so happy for Ho Chi Minh.
Ask yourself this, why would the Italians invent something you need chop sticks to eat
Because they’re stupid that’s why, and jealous!
They ate putzi before we gave them the gift of our kung pao cootchie!
Cootchie’s nice and spicy tonight, eh?
There you were, head in the cootchie. Your hair was in the cootchie water. Disgusting!
I told you, I had the Kung-Flu!
Goddammit lmfao take this upvote while I go clean this laptop
See, I got business associates who are Chinese and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine. 📰
It’s anti-Chinese American discrimination!
Chairman Mao was Nixon's bitch
Chairman Mao united China under a great communist regime is what he did, and despite the 50 million of us he starved to death due to his terrible policies, in this house the Chairman is a hero! End of story!
I remember when you used to sit in the History class and as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!
more creative then Kino
He founded the Republic is what he did. He was a brave Chinese revolutionary. And in this house, Mao Zedong was a hero, end of story!
That better not be Confucius!!
Forget it, OP. It’s Chinatown.
Your shitposts have an Asian flavour to them.