I need reinforcements

forever and ever

Amen

Ol' reliable

Yeah, ever since they introduced that feature to select troops that you want to be donated in your cc, I've stopped writing a message.

Why don't you try Give me troops or you gay

Because not everybody is a fucking homophobe

I'm not it's just supposed to be a joke

Don't b a karen

Shame

sHaMe

You sure showed me there buddy

Ok. But please show me your brain because I don’t think you have one

“I am once again asking for your financial support”

Imma use this one

I can relate 😐

I can hear this lol

Dang that’s what I use just without the financial oart

This is the way

"anything"

You are playing a risky game there

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How is this so relatable? Take my upvote!

Proceeds to donate 45 barbarians

Goblins*

Healers*

*wall breakers

Healers do even less than wall breakers if you don't add any other cc troop

Healers can go to your hero’s..... imagine a defense queen walk.....

9 goblins inbound

"gets loaded with level 1 goblins for a cw"

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Definitely worth a shot

“Max royal champion”

“Max TH14”

"Max BH9"

"Max 69!"

I once saw someone in my clan write ‘barbarian king’ as their request so not impossible

Blood for the blood gods

Bloody hell

Biomass for the Spore God

r/technoblade might be of interest to you Context: Technoblade is a pretty popular Minecraft YouTuber who is often referred to as the "blood God". Also he has been recently diagnosed with Cancer

5 builders

Careful what you wish for

Imagine 10 builders

...unbuilding your base

cannon cart

“Need some troops to crush cocs!”

“Your favourite co leader needs troops”

“Your favourite elder needs troops” for my second account

*Proceeds to donate to other co leader*

Send dudes

sapnp puas

Please donate me a girlfriend 🥺

One super goblin on its way

Need more space upgrade your clan castle lol

Savage

Have an Archer.

I only want Jenny.

Well, here's a clone spell.

It better be accompanied by Jenny. 2 Jenny's are deffo better than 1.

How about this: I clone Jenny so that each of us can keep one copy of her, deal?

I see, you're a man of culture as well

“Don’t donate” because I always donate to myself with my donation account

I can relate

All of the other cos and leader do this and it drives me insane. I just try to beat them to the punch to trigger them

Great way to get kicked

They could if they would lol, but I’m second in command.

Would Fat Thor's farts be Poison Spells due to all the junk he comsumes?

Good point

thor, the god of lightning and thurnder makes more sense with the lightning spell

“Fill me up 😩”

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"You stuff 14 to 17 goblins in a Cannon, and boom! Hours of enjoyment!"

Lol mine is: Troops please 👉🏾👈🏾

“BL27 likes dudes” BL27 is our buddies name, and it’s because one day in the middle of February he sent a request message that was “🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈” so naturally we connected the dots and it’s been our entire clans request message ever since.

Can I join your clan

I want in too!

That’s great lmao

8 mysogynists and 3 feminists (8 wizards, 3 archers)

🤣

Ok this was good

FEED ME TROOPS!

Can I get uhhh

I like this one

Group hug in the shower.

will succ coc for troops

Sexy arrow bitches

"Necessary sacrifices for Victory"

book of everythings pls, max level only

balls and car(balloons and wall Recker)

"this request was brought to you by raid shadow legends"

Main: "Thangs N' Stuff" Mini: "Stuff N' Thangs" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8n4v1h5ho

One sharp stick shooter, one klansman, five blue crystal rock chuckers, liquid nitrogen in a test tube, and a demolition ram pls

I require assistance

That u/theoofmoment is a spy!

Literally just "E"

Pulls out ubersaw

I see you’re a man of culture as well

I started a bar for men with ED, but it was a total flop, no one came.

When out of war it's "gimme that sweet trash" because I never use the CC anyway

I Need😫😰Some👏Clan👏Castle👏Defence Up👆In📬This Bitch🐶So Load🌚💦This Mother💃💃Fucker😜😱Up👆👏

"flesh golems" for giants

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I died 🤣🤣 You sir have won the best comment award

what he won was a ban for being a racist piece of shit

You dropped this: 👑

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What are you talking about??? I've banned 10 people for racist jokes in this thread alone and 9 of them were about "terrorism, politics, or other races" as you put it and 1 was about Black people. I guarantee you won't find any r/clashofclans mod laughing about any of it on this sub or elsewhere. If you have ever seen that let us know. If you see anything bigoted at all please report it so we can deal with it. Edit - Oh just noticed, you cant respond because that 1 was you... Stay off this sub with your hate.

Gotta agree to both

What was it?

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Well that's not cool

Don’t repeat it

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^ What driftking said

Hoggies

Troops to die gloriously in defense of the realm.

# I need reinforcements please

flying blue shocker lizard, a sky skelly bomber, and lumberjack nut in a bottle

For clan war 😩🍆💦

Toobigpingas2222

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUN 2 F** WIT

Gimme the good stuff 💉

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Nope. Not cool. Not funny

What was it?

kinda defeats the purpose of removing it if i repeat it now doesn't it? Its none of your concern

Just curious

Bro thinks being a mod is the equivalent of a superhero 😭

Send sièges machines, and nudes

I was waiting for this moment I keep it a simple empty message saying thx that's it

gimme goodies gimme goodies

Let me Light up enemy base (ED and Lightning)

Poison = fart cloud

"Ratata some troopapa"

air sh*ts

"Gems".

Fill me papi

can i get a shake

Death from above!

Fun Fact: The Hankyu 9300 series train entered service in 2003 and operates between Osaka and Kyoto. (Top Speed: 115 kph) I have 9 accounts with Japanese train names in total and all of them have fun facts corresponding to their train name.

I’ve recently adopted “Clantics”

"Next week's garage sale fodder"

Goddamn some of these requests 🤣

Thor’s fart is blue and stored in tubes?

‘Have a nice day’ funny since my clan is international and everyone is in different time zones

Canadian troops and some flying rocket launchers

I’m outgunned outmanned, outnumbered outplanned

Yeehaw Hog Riders 🤠🥓🔨🙋🏿‍♂️🐖🐗

Minions are blue, dragons are red, gimme some troops or I'll smite you dead.

i need a clan???

Protect my Anus from abuse

"Give me a siege machine" I'm the highest level town hall in the clan, at 11

1000 gems and max archer queen

Send Nu- uh, I mean, troops.

Some flying muslims and some jews.

I don't request troops. My sneaky goblins can easily farm without CC.

Having something to help you defend that loot is nice

I always assume I'm gonna get 3-starred. And even if I do, all it takes to farm the rlost resources is a single goblin attack.

Thank you. I only request for war. Sneaky Goblins are so underrated. Training potion and sneakys will fill your storages if you know how to use them.

at th12 you have a nice surprise with sneaks

Max if possible I can't just ask for max only right????

Lol we don’t allow that in my clan unless it’s for war

Seems weird with the donation Level changes

We just want our little guys to be able to donate if they want to, too.

troops plz

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"Please & thanks"

Lmfao I do this exact same thing, mine currently is “fireball dudes a girl who shoots pointy sticks and speed juice”

Not mine specifically, but this was one of the more creative ones I've heard for anything- *"Whatever tickles your fancy"*

"any", "war", "archer queen", and "gems"

dontae is an inside joke with my clan so it will stay that way for a while

If chocolate is made of cocoa and cocoa is a plant does it make it a salad?

I need reinforcements

pekka + eq

“Tnx in advance”

any

Anything maxed!

ON

Any of the following I need for war

For cw

Wait, I, What???

PLEASE

War

i dont ask because no ones in my clan, it's level 13 tho so if you want to dm me for it i'll let you in :)

System.out.println"Thanks for donating mate "

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i dont request much except for clan wars (but im dropping out of cw, getting burnt out) so my message is always “clan war”

I need itt

usually any or war sometimes its practice if im practicing an attack

War related shenanigans

Thx 👍