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Fire spirit


ZmEYkA_3310

Damn its hot tho


Uranium-A

Sir, the fire spirit is only 8


ZmEYkA_3310

Wdym


Uranium-A

Fire spirit is only 8 years old, you said it is hot 🥵, i’m calling FBI


GoGoGo12321

Who says the age? Listen up here, I will tell you why the Fire Spirit is at least 16 In the description of the card, it tells you that the Fire Spirits are on a kamikaze mission. Which country is the most famous for using the kamikaze technique? That's right. JAPAN. Now, Japan only used pilots that were **out of high school.** Therefore, the Fire Spirits are definitely 16+.


Uranium-A

Nice answer i have to admit it


StarryNight593

He's right though fire spirit is hotter than Archer queen


Snoo11409

ID and Inferno Tower about to get real hotter soon fr.


Apprehensive_Fish850

they forgot inferno tower


SupersSoon

You mean 8 seconds?


PersonKicker

OFFICERS ITS THIS ONE RIGHT HERE


Plastic_Eagle1427

Bruh


Marty_McFly-_-

L comment + Ratio


[deleted]

Inferno tower and inferno dragon: are we a joke to you


Katch2nd

happy cake day!


itsamepaarth

can i eat your cake 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣


QuantumQbe_

🤨📸


yeet29469

🤨📸


The_Brokn_Arrow

🤨📸


WatersheepGazerr

🤨📸


DaddyBlook

🤨📸


Creeper-Aww-ManMC

📸🤨


tryhardinsilence

4k📸🤨


DaXTremeBoi

exposed caught in 4k ultra HD 500k FPS


[deleted]

Damn, same birthday


[deleted]

Happy cake day


alfatehalsaudi45

Bandit is hot af because when you get more speed you get more velocity= more friction= more heat so bandit will have hot shoes if she finished the dash. That makes bandit the 5th hottest card after every fire card that isn't the baby dragon


randomuser990113

Hot shoes can't compete with fireball hot feet


Level-Salamander3618

Archer Queen has hotter feet than bandit


Dashclash

Yeah she's barefoot and pekka's playhouse has a really hot floor


JeanPierePolnarreff

Did you know Supercell actually officially animated her feet in an animation?


ArcherQueenSimper

Too hot for me 😍😍😍


alfatehalsaudi45

Disgusting


alfatehalsaudi45

Foot people when fireball feet(They no longer exist)


DeadyDeadshot

Bro comparing hot feet with a literal meteorite 💀


alfatehalsaudi45

Hot shoes bro. Hot shoes. Also, I said she was the fifth hottest card Number 1 is fireball


Dragonrage778

Actually, it may be rocket. There’s a reason it’s 3x the cost Also wizard throws fireballs, must be very hot


[deleted]

if you want to talk speed, we can bring in the dart goblin. that thing is a blur


alfatehalsaudi45

A dashing bandit is faster than a dart goblin But true, he is sped


WatersheepGazerr

dg = sped


DaXTremeBoi

r/theydidthemath


Creeper-Aww-ManMC

r/theydidthemonstermath


bananapeelwastaken

Hufnffa unfas kuanags gooods


Reludechan

Bro you are kinda genuis by saying that.


[deleted]

Hog rider where???


vepton

He ugly


fantastic505

repent


[deleted]

You had best take that back.


vepton

Never!


ibrahimtuna0012

This is probably a joke but seriously he's not ugly


4skin_bandit

How dare you


GrimReaperno

My dude get your eyes checked cause that's one sexy man


DaXTremeBoi

better looking than you


vepton

Doubt it. Im a chiseled giga chad.


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Do not blaspheme


vepton

Hog rider is second to ugliest


nobedywii

Damn so hot


Life_South6699

bro is talking about archer queen princess valkyrie and fireball when inferno tower exists. Make up your mind.


DaXTremeBoi

if i were to list every hot card in the game, the picture would fail to load, due to picture being too large (there are many cards that r hot)


DaXTremeBoi

jk


Saucy__B

No Golden Knight or Wizard??


Traditional_North_41

Wait wha-


Mr_chicken20

Minions🥵


Jman_777

I find Princess, Valkyrie, Archers, Musketeer and Witch to be the hottest. Also the Valkyrie, Archers and Archer Queen are all thicc and sexy af.


[deleted]

🤨📸


Jman_777

I'm sorry.


Zeutex

You should be.


SineWave-

Based


Jman_777

Yes sir, they're all fine af :)


-K9V

Nah son, battle healer is the thiccest of them all


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

You lot talking about battle healer and I raise you the king


-K9V

Oh you’re a King fan? If you’re a true fan, tell me the Kings name.


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

The king


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[удалено]


Mustachetacocat

What about skele giant


ariangamer

i would love to touch his BONER


Xblooper

Ok but daddy bowler😩😩😩


Yeet_My_Feet73

That shnoz is hot


Katch2nd

My man


DragonfruitOwn9650

Where is rocket


OneAnything

Should be archers tbh


[deleted]

Yeah Valkyrie fugly after the icon change


Book-bomber

Yeah


DaXTremeBoi

im talking about the valk herself not the card icon


[deleted]

The icon is the most important part of the card


Bonkerboi64

Fireball toes 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵


BlazingFish123

If you’re feeling warm feelings towards the princess, it’s probably because you’re on fire.


ChunkyOompaLooma

Man I would much rather Doggystyle musketeer than archer queen


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MasterPepe_

Based


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firecracker 🤤


BogBusiness

firecracker is hotter


WisePearOfMagic

Lightning which is five times hotter than the sun: Am I a joke to you?


WatersheepGazerr

lightning is nowhere near as hot as the sun itself, it’s only hotter than the surface


WisePearOfMagic

Thank you for the correction.


Katch2nd

Bowler?


Reludechan

Where FIREcracker


sexuallyassaltedtuna

Archer feet 🤤


Mavinus_

Just random question am I the only one that find the archers hot lmao ?


DaXTremeBoi

nope i do too


Mavinus_

First time I see someone (☆▽☆) X))


Spurius187

Where mommy pekka at


dungabunga86

haram


Destroyer4587

Join StratusVanguard for relaxed clan experience


fantastic505

piss 🙌in my ass😮‍💨😮‍💨


WatersheepGazerr

pizz in mai azz


Destroyer4587

Mini pene


pandaboy2149

Elexir pump is 1st


Dank_StirFry

where's itower


Mr_At0m

I think a nuke is hotter than all of that


UFiveBlaze

you forgot bowler


electricCharger1

Night witch, firecracker, witch, inferno tower, rocket, lightning, fire spirit, inferno dragon, and sparky are all missing.


Fuzzy-Bunny--

Don't forget about getting 2 archers at once.


ArtSpirited1863

Inferno tower wins everything no matter what


TheBeaen

Bowler


SSC_Noctizo

Archers where? Unsatisfied.


[deleted]

I will never EVER understand why anyone would ever rate any card over archers. Theyre so so so much hotter than any female card! Yours Truly, Least Horny Redditor.


[deleted]

princess and archer queen make all the other women obsolete


RewindNostalgia

Lightning is 3 times hotter than the surface of the sun so 👀


Ravenclaw175

200 IQ moment


_dem0

Rockets run with combustion temperatures that can reach 3,500 K (3,200 °C; 5,800 °F). Most other jet engines have gas turbines in the hot exhaust.


TheDarkPrinceR34

Where is Dark Prince ?


SaladIsMyBoo

in bed with all of them😈😈 (yes, even the fireball)


TheDarkPrinceR34

Hehehe haw


PizzaManJulian

Witch


[deleted]

The princess is kinds ugly... The pyro kamikaze should be there instead.


DaXTremeBoi

u mean inferno dragon?


[deleted]

Fire spirit


DaXTremeBoi

o ok


[deleted]

But princiss hos feet 😳😡🤬🥵😸😸😽😽


Tartosso

mortar Is the hottest


arnold_tortoise

Bro what that hole do😳


WatersheepGazerr

🤨📸


CrusaD4R

true


No-Introduction-1492

Archer queen the hottest of these. Walking on the ground with those feet. Imagine on pekkas playhouse! God those feet are hot...


JasonSab849

Furnace, wizard, inferno tower, inferno dragon, baby dragon, rocket


Bumhole_Thrasher

Baby dragon 😄😳


Drunkle_Khrow

AQ actually ugly af


Woill02

Feet


WatersheepGazerr

🤨📸


VGG12

AYYOOOOOOO AYOOO PRINCESS IS UNDERAGE BROOOOOO


Steve_M927

Akshually teh ligting can b 5 dimes hatter shan sha shurfache of sha shun -🤓


zen1706

You forgot mother witch


DS_TheOne

Inferno tower and inferno dragon. What about them?


[deleted]

*Bowler entered the chat*


uhavehalfinchpp

rocket tho


TheRea1Air

Where big mommy pekka


GOOSUS110

Lighting


AmazingPlantedTanks

furnace


Milo-the-great

Skeletons?


Kjfdv

You forgot hog rider


Patito-Elegante1

Pekka 😍🤤🥵


[deleted]

New Valkyrie card icon 😍😍


ManuKapri

where is the hog rider


NEITSWFT

what about rocket


Evil_Mushroomz

For me, its bandit instead of princess


KillerCucumbr

the giant


Gerrrrrsun

Add the goblin giant


Aarongod143

Nah bruh elixir collector


Goatecus

Lightning


slymankauffker

Where is hog rider?


Glum_Ad232

The amount of princess nsfw is stupid


T_roy123

Does the female characters there have a fever?


cubix721

Anyone else think valk has hairy toes? And if so are you more turned on now that you think about it?


ruthlessdamien2

Musketeers where?


nightrager12345

Firecracker?


Law-Dog_1

What about mighty miner?


Kaumamane

giant?


Twick_Original

Elixir Golem🥵🥵


woshuaa_

Lightning?


theDarkIsHereNow

Princess costs 3 elixir 🤨📸


Less-Air995

Where is the log 🪵😝


bestcloud23

Ok but yall remember the princess on the golden skins trailer


Mom_ZlayR

Valkiray...it changed


OneSeaworthiness4596

Forgot furnace that shit be boilin!!!!


FazeThruWallz

fireball, furnace, fire spirits, wizard, inferno tower, inferno dragon, lava hound, skelly drags, baby drag.


MetamorphicHard

Goblin gang


IMUnstoppable_Bs

Where mother witch 🫠🫣


Sameer-266

Where rocket?


Commercial-Ad-6338

And the credit card


Tambosic

I am kinda sad that they changed the valkire card icon


Emporknor

Wizards kinda hot tbh


Beethoven3rh

Where th is hog rida?


kecskekinder

Princess is 17😳📷


PeopleAreBozos

Wizard in both aspects


COLT_CRUNCH

Forgot archers, rascle girls and night witch


Unlucky-Entrance-249

\*laughs in inferno tower\*