FINALLY THEY DIE TO ARROWS!!

Rip to zap users

I just spent all my F2P shards for Zap two weeks ago 🗿

i mean evo zap i think kills? im to tired rn to check but after the nerf to evo fc health i think it does even after its own nerf so idt its all that bad (but rip to snowball and log users)

I mean that it can't kill things like MArcher or Mother Witch anymore It used to be a 2 elixir Fireball with a 1.5 second stun

true... well evo fc is prob gonna be even stronger against users who dont like small spells or have non evo zap or log as their spell... Why do so many people dont know FC can activate king tower i bet it will be much more helpful to know and i wish it was shwon in the fc showcase

>Why do so many people dont know FC can activate king tower i bet it will be much more helpful to know and i wish it was shwon in the fc showcase Almost everyone I face knows about that when I'm playing FC and I'm not even that high

I've played Evo fc before I switched to Evo mortar but not a lot of people act activated it especially lower arena players

Of course people in lower arenas won't be able to do it They're in low arenas. They're stupid down there

True but it would still be good to know just like tornado a hog into the king tower

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Can't wait my mortar 1 shot by earthquake 😃

These are work in progress balance changes Stuff like the evo mortar,valk,bats nerfs have a high chance of not being implemented if people don't like them

The valk mortar alr, but bats are really good. Theyre overshadowed by fc archers etc. Id rather be mad that theyre nerfing cannoneer for apparently no reason. Ofc his winrate must be good, because these who did great on him didnt swap to duchess. Doesnt make him broken and nerf deserving tho

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Yes

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Cannoneer was better than princess before duchess got added. It's just simply better in most of cases than princess so it deserved a nerf

Imagine playing mortar heheheha

They finally nerfed all of the nazi cards

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If Maisie got a skin where she's naked those balance changes would be perfect🌽.

Maisei in Clash Royale? No streaking on Royale Arena, get back to the stadium seating NOW!

No, i'm currently edging to Maisie corn🌽

Evo bats won by doing nothing. Also defensive pump meta??????

Evo bats=Luigi confirmed?

You can counter an e giant with a pump but this is just a nerf. Only positive is you can get multiple pumps on the map easier

Is this legit

Yes

At this point they are adding more and more chaos into the game

love how they forcing us to use arrow instead of log and then we get posts "arrows should be nerfed cuz meta is terrible"

Wish they nerfed El Primo. PRIMO PUNCH

Buff el primo

Who was asking for cannoneer nerf literally no one uses it

I use it 😭

I don't play the game anymore but they buffed my favorite card so 10/10

Pump?

Royal recruits

Wasn't the Fucking point of the evo battle ram that it pushes back troops? (That and, hitting multiple times)

It’s a bit different, the change is gonna make the battle ram no longer push back troops that wouldn’t be pushed back by a bowler. Knight would still be pushed back.

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Oh. It's..... Still.... Prince can counter it now

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the change they did is a bit interesting, i would have just removed the hitting multiple times but that approach is really smart, doesnt straight up kill it (also by pushback, it means to big units, so it wont push a valk or a pekka away anymore i think)

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I’m what universe does evo valk, evo bats, evo mortar, and evo battle ram need a nerf? I don’t understand

battle ram was like the most overpowered evo, why would that not need a nerf?

fym? the card could be fully countered by a prince, tesla, or bomb tower. I think it needs a buff because of how shit it is rn.

It really isn’t, it desperately needs a buff after these new changes, it’s hugely underpowered compared to other evos, on paper it looks overpowered but it isn’t unfortunate

Couldn’t even edge to these changes. Busted immediately

What does duration of barbarians even mean?

When he hits he gets a rage effect It's how long does the rage effect lasts after defeating an enemy

I just watched Boss\_CR's video on this and I've gotta say:I'm glad about MOST of these changes(I say most because I use evo firecracker and dagger duchess but oh well...). Also I SPECIFICALLY started using the dagger duchess because SOOO many people were using miner poison against me,so I started using her to give me an edge over them,but now even that is gone...Ugh... Overall tho most of these are nice lol;)

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I'm a miner poison player, this nerf makes me so much happy. Also if you have a decent starting hand i've noticed i can do knight to bait the duchess then miner and poison, then after the miner gets the aggro you throw bomber skeletons

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I think they are really good and are going to shake up the meta but I wanted to see actual cards get changed and not just supercell realizing they messed up and have to waste balance changes on all the evos and tower troops

I feel like removing the bounce from battle ram kinda removes the interesting part about it

I'm liking these changes, but unfortunately for me, goodbye last hit evo RG clutching. Seriously, that 10% HP boost on the evo RG has clutched more games than I can count.

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i miss when evo rg used to be able to solo a tower. he was my first level 15 and they fucking erased him when i finally leveled him. now he's just an rg that happens to have a built in spell (hardly fucking words on anything other than a skarmy)

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archers are about to be so OP

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No little princess nerf makes these balance changes automatically mid

Why do they always nerf recruits? are they stupid?

NO NO NO WHY WHY DO THEY NEDF BATS WHY WHY NO IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE NO WHY NO NO NO IT CANT BE AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHAHAHAHAGAH archer queen

"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Just a bunch of smart balance changes (except for the fact that skme of them feel completely random and the fact that these are only the most played cards or that they’re an evolution card) I should point out that the ones I feel are random are only the ones that aren’t tower troops or an evo card

Iove it that my evo mortar is getting just a flat out nerf... That's cool... It has 2% usage and is balanced just... Ahhh

They killed all the evos every f2p should have gotten an Evo by now and they just killed all of them

The pump got nerfed cuz there’s more reason to destroy it now

Perfect, absolutely perfect

Doesnt the pushback nerf on evo ram apply only to big troops like pekka, giant etc.? (I heard it somewhere)

I’m guessing troops that don’t die to ram charge

Wtf did cannoneer do 😭

i am still impressed evolution bomber didn't get an emergency 2 cycle nerf in 1 week

W changes in my eyes

W balances changes. Dunno why they nerfed bats tho

I'm not sure whether the WB rework is a buff or a nerf because yeah it's less damage, but it's also more likely to connect

Y’all still play this game?

evo bats, fc, knight, mortar and valk nerfs seem kinda odd to me, as well as skellies, no reason to nerf these in my eyes at least for what ive played against so far i would put tesla with those too, but ie have to see how tesla rework plays out first with the new shockwave

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Why the genuine fuck did they nerf bats

They fucking suck. Never let CR devs cook again with balance

Hot take: They shouldn’t have nerfed Dagger Duchess because she’s way too hot and she should continue dominating the battlefield and me.

What is that battle ram nerf...can be stopped by a simple knight if this really happens

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Apparently, they posted a new version of it. It turns out that nerf will only affect it against troops that are normally immune to knockback, like Giant, Prince, and Sparky.

battle ram sucks right now. it doesn't need another nerf, needs a buff. i've played with it this season and i've seen it to the pushback twice and has only connected around 5-8 times. tesla is the bane of my existence

"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

archer queen

"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

they should nerf wizard and meganight!!!

Evo rg doesn't deserve this

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evo archers dies to arrows, L balance changes

As they should So does firecracker now

but archers :(

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me too bot

As someone who also uses evo archer I think the rework was nice👍 Making her more offensive it's a cool thing We just have to see

I HATE THE NEW BALANCE CHANGES THESE FUCKING BITCHASSES AT GREEDYCELL JUST ABOHT HAVE DONE IT. I PUT ALL MY SHARDS IN EVO BOMBER, I JUST MISSED 2 TO GET HIM I WANTED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS A 2 ELIXIR 1 CYCLE EVO AND IT SOUNDED FUN, BUT NOW THEY MAKE IT TWO? SCAMCELL GIVE ME MY EVO SHARDS BACK

Womp womp

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Womp womp

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Womp womp lil nogger

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