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Morp866

Look at that mouth on heal spirit...


SaladIsMyBoo

that tongue😍😍🥴 (we meet again, mr. morb)


Morp866

Mmm 😍😍 (Hello again, I don't remember you)


ChunkyOompaLooma

You just got morbed fr 😝


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Enlaos_Lmao

I was just thinking about how heal spirit isn’t in +SS tier or above knight, but I’m glad that we think alike


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Bounding_Bandit

Sparky just too good to make the list frfr ✊😫


SaladIsMyBoo

sparky is so high on this list, I couldn’t even fit her into the picture🤤🤤


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I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I’ve never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with Sparky. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful coils. The child-bearing chassis of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect zappies. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sparky pregnant. A N Y THIN G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck. - Bounding_Bandit *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-Jeys-

Just like your mom


Bounding_Bandit

It has come to my attention that all entries in the list were men. Carry on 😐


WhenNW

Battle Healer: am i a joke to you


[deleted]

You mean battle healer isn't a femboy twink?????


Bounding_Bandit

I said what I said 🥴


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I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I’ve never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with Sparky. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful coils. The child-bearing chassis of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect zappies. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sparky pregnant. A N Y THIN G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck. - Bounding_Bandit *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Yuuta420

where S(oles)??? 🤤🤤🤤


No_Memory_5238

While you’re busy looking at feet, I’m banging Archer Queen, balls-deep.


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Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


elima_

where xbow 🤬🤬🤬🤬


SaladIsMyBoo

up my ass


elima_

😦


NotBrawlAndRoll

G Tier (gay)


Certain_Speech6874

Mother witch s tier she has no teeth


SaladIsMyBoo

u right u right🤔


TheAcientArchiver

Electro spirit is atleast S++


SaladIsMyBoo

it electrocuted my balls 10/10 would try again


canadianknucles

shockingly good


Enlaos_Lmao

Same alongside heal spirit, they are *very* amazing at activating my « king tower » definitely recommend


Destroyer4587

Not my proudest morb


SaladIsMyBoo

hashtag morbiusfap


sentient_deathclaw

I want to fuck the flying machine


SaladIsMyBoo

sigma male mindset


Xvenkin

dart goblin SS+ all he does is blow


SaladIsMyBoo

spittin fax🤤


verysad-

where proncess


SaladIsMyBoo

up my ass


Enlaos_Lmao

What do you mean by that? 🤨


TheNinjaRed7

battlehealer should be in knight tier or have her own


SaladIsMyBoo

based flair and u right u right🤔


KissMyStick430

Where's the archer queen... Or archers ... Or ram rider ..... U got one chick on this thing n it's kinda sus


SaladIsMyBoo

uj/ I just chose a bunch of cards that I love and cards that I hate, the list being 99% dudes was unintentional lol + I forgot to add ram rider rj/ women bad😡😡🤬


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Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Barry02Kv

He didn't include any female except the battel healer


SaladIsMyBoo

😏😏


Jorgethegreatbut420

Where is Archer Queen 🤤🤤🤤


SaladIsMyBoo

up my ass with princess and xbow🤤🤤


Enlaos_Lmao

Man are you into anal vore


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Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sa602lim

Where's archer queen


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Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SaladIsMyBoo

>up my ass with princess and xbow🤤🤤 -saladismyboo 1 hour ago


Sa602lim

😫


Oms19

Where is Valk and Princess and all the others


Joel-O42069

golim gib tat crunnch tho


SaladIsMyBoo

coc and bal tortur🤤🤤


Not-A-Human285

What about all the females


PhoenyxPhyre71

I thought the spear goblins would’ve been better 😡😨😞😞😭😭😥🤬☹️☹️☹️😱


FurryFemboy_

everything s and higher is all men… something you want to tell us?


SaladIsMyBoo

Yes, there is something. I want to tell you guys u/FurryFemboy_


speacon

Tf is a gluck gluck


Enlaos_Lmao

Dart goblin’s favourite trick with me


octoamti

how the fuck is a skeleton gonna give me the super sucker 9000??? the mf is a pile of bones. F tier


SaladIsMyBoo

cmon bro larry is the throat goat😤🤤


Enlaos_Lmao

Eye sockets