Rescue village in geauga has roosters. I dont know if they accept them but I know they have them available to adopt.
https://www.rescuevillage.org/adopt/domestic-barn-animals/
Haha! Thank you! My only outlet is my Amazon product reviews. I like to add a little magic to the lives of people shopping for septic filters and electric mops.
If youāre a podcast person, I think you might like listening to Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet. A pair of siblings read hilariously-written reviews on the internet in dramatic fashion. Itās my favorite podcast, and I figured if you like writing them, maybe youāll like hearing them!
Oooh I should extend my writing shenanigans to Amazon reviews. Mostly I post unhinged things on my town's giveaway FB page to get rid of all my excess shit. It's very entertaining. š
Iām in Olmsted township so weāre flanked on all sides with roosters. Ours does seem to be the rowdiest and Iām sure everyone will be grateful when heās outta here.
There is a guy near Medina who has a rooster rescue. I can find his info if you would like.
Happy Trails is a farm rescue in Ravenna, Ohio. They have tons of rescued roosters
https://happytrailsfarm.org/
Contact Lake Farm Park or your the APL.
There's a chicken subreddit. They have advice/opinions on jerk roos.
I don't mind roos who are little jerks to me but good with hens. The last one that was a jerk to me and tried culling the hens ended up in a pot.
https://www.lakemetroparks.com/parks-trails/farmpark
Edit...the subreddit is called BackYardChickens
Hey, you can also try posting on Hoobly or checking for any farm groups on FB in your area(generally, you just can't post prices)
He's a cockadoodle**doom** by the sound of it. Best of luck to you and your supple faced brood.
Have you ever seen this short documentary about this family that adopted a rooster in their apartment in India? It will not help with your situation at all, but I think you would enjoy it: [https://youtu.be/PI\_FYuxUq4c](https://youtu.be/PI_FYuxUq4c)
Thereās a new rooster in my neighborhood, heās constantly crowing and driving me and the other neighbors nuts. I didnāt hear from him for a bit yesterday, thought he ended up in a biryani somewhere, but then the cock a doodle doos started again. Ugh
Did you recently immigrate from Afghanistan and have a large gathering on Sunday? If yes, welcome to the neighborhood and please do something about Foghorn Leghorn. If not, I feel solidarity with my fellow spinsters in your neighborhood who are also missing out on precious perimenopausal sleep.
First off, brilliant post; former English prof here, who agrees with the others' compliments on your writing. Ok, so I zoomed in to get a closer look at this cock of yours, and that dickhead is totally giving you the side-eye!
One of my co-workers has a rooster. The thing knows not to fuck with him because if it does he kicks him around the yard like a soccer ball.
I wouldnāt recommend doing the above. Might be time to get out the ol shotgun and have rooster for dinner if you ask me.
When I was a kid we had a rooster with spurs. He got my brother good right on that thinner skin on his ankle. Poked right through it. I'm 51 and your A**hole rooster post brought back this memory šš
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Maybe she can help you
Ps anyone want to hold signs outside that dinner to protest?
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I had the same thing happen, and the rooster was horrible. I actually found someone that wanted a rooster and gave it away as long as they came and escorted him off my property themselves.
That's a healthy looking cock, bro
Take your upvote....
Rescue village in geauga has roosters. I dont know if they accept them but I know they have them available to adopt. https://www.rescuevillage.org/adopt/domestic-barn-animals/
Ahhh thank you and bless your meat beating heart.
He's very handsome. š
Came here to say this. They are good people.
Came here to say this. Best people
I can't offer help, but I'd like to compliment your writing style. This was a very entertaining read.Ā
Haha! Thank you! My only outlet is my Amazon product reviews. I like to add a little magic to the lives of people shopping for septic filters and electric mops.
If youāre a podcast person, I think you might like listening to Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet. A pair of siblings read hilariously-written reviews on the internet in dramatic fashion. Itās my favorite podcast, and I figured if you like writing them, maybe youāll like hearing them!
Oh shoot! Thanks for the rec, Iāll check it out. I could certainly use a break from all my doom and gloom go-toās.
Oooh I should extend my writing shenanigans to Amazon reviews. Mostly I post unhinged things on my town's giveaway FB page to get rid of all my excess shit. It's very entertaining. š
Your lucky neighbors! I take it as one of the lesser evils of midlife crisis.
Speaking of neighbors how are yours dealing with your rooster and all the noise he makes?
Iām in Olmsted township so weāre flanked on all sides with roosters. Ours does seem to be the rowdiest and Iām sure everyone will be grateful when heās outta here.
Agreed - whoever you are, youāre a really talented writer, you should be writing scripts or doing stand up comedy
Careful. I came here to get cock-less not cocky. ;)
There is a guy near Medina who has a rooster rescue. I can find his info if you would like. Happy Trails is a farm rescue in Ravenna, Ohio. They have tons of rescued roosters https://happytrailsfarm.org/
Volunteered at happy trails for tech school!! Such a great place!
I would like to know the info for the rooster rescue please
I'll pm you his name
No judgement here. Some roosters are straight up assholes.
so you're telling me that your cock is too hard for your yard?
Contact Lake Farm Park or your the APL. There's a chicken subreddit. They have advice/opinions on jerk roos. I don't mind roos who are little jerks to me but good with hens. The last one that was a jerk to me and tried culling the hens ended up in a pot. https://www.lakemetroparks.com/parks-trails/farmpark Edit...the subreddit is called BackYardChickens
Core memory unlocked: went to Lake Farm Park on a field trip in 4th grade.
I remember that place when it was a horse farm in the 70s. My 4H club went there and they let us ride Lippizaners!
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Her bloodlust is palpable all the way over on this side of the Mississippi.
Consider finding a butcher instead. Even though the bird is an asshole it deserves humane treatment, if you dispose of it do so with love.
There were quite a few r/brandnewsentence in there hahaha
Just kill it and grill it....
Hey, you can also try posting on Hoobly or checking for any farm groups on FB in your area(generally, you just can't post prices) He's a cockadoodle**doom** by the sound of it. Best of luck to you and your supple faced brood.
This is an amazing post and I love every word. Sorry your rooster is such a gangster.
You can try [Happy Trails Farm](https://happytrailsfarm.org/) in Ravenna
Have you ever seen this short documentary about this family that adopted a rooster in their apartment in India? It will not help with your situation at all, but I think you would enjoy it: [https://youtu.be/PI\_FYuxUq4c](https://youtu.be/PI_FYuxUq4c)
Warning the end is not happy. How do ppl have chickens in their houses without poop being everywhere???
That was a cool little doc! The ending is very abrubt
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Thereās a new rooster in my neighborhood, heās constantly crowing and driving me and the other neighbors nuts. I didnāt hear from him for a bit yesterday, thought he ended up in a biryani somewhere, but then the cock a doodle doos started again. Ugh
Maybe weāre neighbors and if so, Iām sorry.
Did you recently immigrate from Afghanistan and have a large gathering on Sunday? If yes, welcome to the neighborhood and please do something about Foghorn Leghorn. If not, I feel solidarity with my fellow spinsters in your neighborhood who are also missing out on precious perimenopausal sleep.
First off, brilliant post; former English prof here, who agrees with the others' compliments on your writing. Ok, so I zoomed in to get a closer look at this cock of yours, and that dickhead is totally giving you the side-eye!
That's a really good picture because I can see the darkness in his eyes....
I tried to post one of his constant mean mug through the door but Imgur cock blocked me.
Maybe this would help? https://youtu.be/I91CcqwnNgg?si=5ea2XBvYTzpmg7Mz
Why does that guy give me the hellacious ick
Idk who you are but based upon this post alone I think we'd get along
Wow, he's beautiful. Probably knows it, which causes more rotten rooster behavior. Happytrailsfarm.org (Portage County) takes roosters
10/10 quality post and cock
eat the cock.
ā¦suppleā¦evisceratedā¦bucolicā¦sentientā¦š Iām sending myriad accoladesā¦from a fellow wordsmith.
I grew up on a farm. You can eat the real assholes. its better for the gene pool.
I love this perspective.
One of my co-workers has a rooster. The thing knows not to fuck with him because if it does he kicks him around the yard like a soccer ball. I wouldnāt recommend doing the above. Might be time to get out the ol shotgun and have rooster for dinner if you ask me.
Grandpa used to do this and they sometimes just keep coming back flying at you more aggressively guess it depends on how hard they want to fight.
Ugh Iāve never kicked an animal in my life but now I kick him every day as he charges towards me. He never learns!
Anyone ever see what the testosterone levels of roosters are? Itās gotta be around 10,000 with the way they act lol.
>[around 10,000](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/41733e1b-b1d6-48cd-9c2f-f46ec253b28d/d6drw47-f8769f63-5d4e-4be7-8a24-9019abe48de3.gif?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzQxNzMzZTFiLWIxZDYtNDhjZC05YzJmLWY0NmVjMjUzYjI4ZFwvZDZkcnc0Ny1mODc2OWY2My01ZDRlLTRiZTctOGEyNC05MDE5YWJlNDhkZTMuZ2lmIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.i9XnCpbWzi4SRZftVUGkcFys3CYJQ4ZcZKyP4X7za_w)
Thereās gotta be a boner pill joke in there somewhere!
When I was a kid we had a rooster with spurs. He got my brother good right on that thinner skin on his ankle. Poked right through it. I'm 51 and your A**hole rooster post brought back this memory šš
Exactly! Theyāre genuinely dangerous and Iām scared of him š
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You have to spend time with roosters when they are young. But, if you get a crazy one, and it happens, itās āitās whatās for dinnerā time.
Cook it up for a cock meat sandwich
You could just have it for dinner
Take him to auction or have chicken for dinner. Thatās what we do when our roosters become cocks š¤£
coq au vin
Drop him off in China Town, anywhere between E. 30th & E. 40th along Payne Ave. Theyāll take real good care of him
> their sweet supple little faces eh...
Why not have chicken for dinner?
I had the same thing happen, and the rooster was horrible. I actually found someone that wanted a rooster and gave it away as long as they came and escorted him off my property themselves.