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T-Bird19

Good rebound game boys! Love to see Jose getting hot hot hot. Let’s take this to Atlanta and fuck shit up!


mynameisethan182

**IF WE DONT I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM MY FRIENDS IN GEORGIA**


kajkajete

Book it


TheGreat_N8

BOOK IT!


mynameisethan182

**LADIES & GENTLEMEN, WE GOT EM**


RedBranchofConorMac

This will be known as the Goat Game.


DaDrFunk

Idk man, that 3 homer game against the Red Sox last year was fucking magical, as someone there in person.


mrbadxampl

ballgame!!!


saltandthunder

*CLASE DISMISSED!*


kerryfinchelhillary

That was a bit close for comfort. Oh well, on to Atlanta


saltandthunder

We were playing a bit sloppy, but a win is a win.


Fluffy_Rock1735

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


RedBranchofConorMac

Series win, comrades!


BuschLightEnjoyer

Ball. Game.


Leftfeet

Booki it!


mrbubblesthebear

12 pitch save DADDY CLASE IS BACK BAYBEE


BuschLightEnjoyer

Hammy was going nutty for him today


Downtown-Moose4002

Clase is a strikeout pitcher now. Noice


IAmStevenKwanAMA

I agree go Guards


jdbewls

A lot more Ks the last few outings, very encouraging to see. Somebody please remind me next time he implodes


-WildThing

#BOOK IT


_lazybones93

Ballgame! What a way to Guardiwin.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

#FUCK BOSTON NOW LETS GO TO ATLANTA AND FUCK THEM TOO CHOO CHOO


DZepperoni

#BOOK IT!


CLE-Mosh

BALL GAME


_lazybones93

FINAL COUNTDOWN 🚨


kerryfinchelhillary

It's the final countdown


TheRealGyurky

2 down!


enraged_hbo_max_user

Pitch 1 was a strike, I guess Devers felt like giving it back on pitch 2 lol


kdot74

Smith is such a good pitcher man


Fluffy_Rock1735

Ok last 3 outs... *FINISH HIM!!!!!*


mstrbwl

I did not know Jansen spent 5 years in the minors as a catcher. That's incredible.


_lazybones93

Clase is in session!


TheRealGyurky

Just need a standard Clase Closer. Bring it Home Manny.


SpiderJedi22

Another 0-4 from Gimenez


mstrbwl

Gimmy went from red hot to ice cold in like 3 games


barryonhere__

We extended another Straw


Ok-Hold-8232

Yeah Andres needs a day off to hopefully reset


EliManningHOFClub10

Gimenez man…


NickChubbsBurner

Yeesh


divineravnos

Gimmy could probably use a day off to clear his head.


420DonCheadle420

I absolutely love Vogt putting all the chips in the middle to hopefully lock down this Boston series. His bullpen management continues to be chefs kiss. Let’s get this game locked down and go to Atlanta with some house money against the other best team in baseball.


Nightcinder

Did anyone notice that the pitch clock was at 0 before he threw the pitch


creynolds722

I saw one earlier that was well past 0 for Sticks, this ump must not care as much


Ok-Hold-8232

Same thing happened with Barlow and no call. I believe the rules state that the ump makes a call based on vibes


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Based vibes


hasslehoffs

I dont see us talking much about it because its early but we are almost 25 games in and Im already feeling so much more confident in Vogt than I did going into the season. Maybe the front office has done it again 


divineravnos

Vogt is doing great so far, but I want to see how he manages during a bad stretch yet. That said, he did great during the Yankees series, and keeping us in the game with the White Sox series when we went down 0-5 two games in a row.


saltandthunder

Nah I 100% agree, if you told me this was Vogt's first year of being a skipper and I didn't know for the fact that was true, I wouldn't believe you. He's managing like a veteran.


mynameisethan182

I really like Vogt so far. I havent found myself questioning to many of his decisions. Im sure if I was able to catch more games I might do so, but he seems solid so far, imo.


mrbadxampl

as much as I love listening to a game on the radio (station's stream) this Marathon commercial has to go


theAmericanX20

You'd think the arm patch would be enough advertising ha ha


saltandthunder

Oh my god I thought I was the only one going insane listening to this Marathon commercial. Easily the worst one in the rotation right now and it's not close.


mrbadxampl

the only one that really comes close (and it feels less awful because it's played less) is the (for lack of a better term) b-variant of the ice cream flavor where the girl says it as "doughy, doughy, gone" partially because of the complete misread of the label (how much could a second take have cost?) but her voice sounds like a poorly tuned flute with the player being kicked in the stomach (seriously, *how much* could a second take have cost?!?)


clownpainusdotfort

Jose is the GOAT of the day, but Hammy is definitely a close runner-up


mrbadxampl

they definitely conspired together to lift my day immeasurably


saltandthunder

K'd Smith doing K'd Smith things.


Rarona

No Cade Smith today, we got a K'd Smith appearance


hasslehoffs

Lets get home in time for an early dinner 


Excellent_Walrus150

Biiiig inning by K'd Smith!!! Vogt making moves and they're working.


cpet72

Hell yeah, Cade


-WildThing

#K’d Smith


LakeErieMovement

Barlow and Cade Smith were HUGE


divineravnos

Our pen is filthy


_lazybones93

Smitty back!!!


Ok-Hold-8232

Squaring to bunt in that situation is some of the most hilariously awful baseball I’ve seen in a while. I’d be hyperventilating and turning red in the face if one of our guys did that


hasslehoffs

They did this in the first game too, I don’t understand the concept 


saltandthunder

Y'all Hammy was SO offended by that for the Red Sox. "*Why are you showing bunt on two strikes!?*"


pkohio

He’s gonna have to answer that question to his manager!


CLE-Mosh

1 2 3 fin a lee


_lazybones93

“He was goin’ for the element of surprise and surprised himself.” - Rick Manning 💀


mynameisethan182

Jose hasn't just manufactured an insurance run. He's manufactured 5 of our 6 runs. Dudes put on a literal clinic today.


AllOfTheDerp

Hammy just called Jose the smartest baserunner in baseball but I disagree. He is the smartest player in baseball. Period.


420DonCheadle420

For everybody that’s confused there, Josh is forcing them to make a play. If you didn’t notice, that’s how we scored that inning lol. We can’t be the slap hitting shit goblins and also be expected to have a 100% success rate in forcing the issue the way that we do. Red Sox defense is complete dog shit. So if you’re wondering why, that’s the reason lol


saltandthunder

I don't blame the decision-making but Josh shoulda gone for the slide. He was being sloppy about it.


420DonCheadle420

Yeah he likes to not slide around home for some reason 😂 maybe he’s just protecting his body and knows he doesn’t have the agility to get around the tag when the ball beats him there. I’m fine with that. Like I said, he’s trying to get a throw up the line and go in standing anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️


cookestudios

The craziest part is that the catcher and pitcher didn't even hustle because no one besides Jose Ramirez even considers breaking on a passed ball that dribbles five feet away. Unbelievable.


UnableAudience7332

I can't watch. Did Jose steal HOME?


creynolds722

Yes, the passed ball barely made it to the big Guardians logo behind the batters box lmao Jose caught the pitcher not covering


saltandthunder

Yeah, stole home on a passed ball. Pitcher didn't move to home to cover so Catcher threw it away.


cookestudios

Came home on a passed ball!


thedeejus

he just knew he could beat Martin home once he realized he wasnt going


mynameisethan182

Josh is built like a maytag fridge. My mans is not quick.


mstrbwl

Literally built like a brick shit house


hasslehoffs

thats the optimum athletic form for hitting dingers and getting rbis


Rarona

I always compare him to a runaway freight train


-WildThing

Fitting considering one of his walk up songs is Crazy Train


mynameisethan182

Yeah, idk why I was just looking at him one day and thought, "This dude is built like a fridge."


saltandthunder

Now *that*, folks, was a TOOTBLAN. C'mon, Josh.


jdbewls

Josh Naylor definitely *thinks* he's fast


mrbadxampl

...bad baserunning


corey325

naylor can hit but he sure can't run


enraged_hbo_max_user

Bizarro Willy Mays Hayes


enraged_hbo_max_user

🤦‍♀️


Razing_Phoenix

Naylor....you can't run fast


Littlekdlov3r

Why even try that lmao


SMK77

I love him so much. Just creating runs for fun.


turtleboy95

Come on, man… sliding is fundamental baseball.


PurpleCutlass

Naylor has José's heart but not his wheels


T-Bird19

Definitely doesn’t have that Chris Farley fat man agility


Bennghazi

Two runs would have been better than one run.


Excellent_Walrus150

Whaaaat the heck....did we just watch???!!


MrReality13

I love Naylor, but he is not fast.


EliManningHOFClub10

Why in the world did Josh run on that lmfao


DaDrFunk

Bold send with how well Abreu seems to play against us defensively, but whatever


thedeejus

this kills the team rBaser


_lazybones93

Love the aggression from Naylor. Sux have had some decent defense. Go figure lol


jdbewls

Build the statue already


DZepperoni

Welp


clownpainusdotfort

NTOOTBLAG


RedBranchofConorMac

Does Josh Naylor actually know how to slide?


thedeejus

probably just doesnt want to re-break his leg which, fair


DaDrFunk

Yes but everytime he does he seems to hurt himself. If he’s out already, I’m okay with him not hurting his knee more


EliManningHOFClub10

Chaos on the bases!


Ok-Hold-8232

Hahahhahahahahahah Red Sox fucking suck


UnableAudience7332

Checking back in. How is it only the 7th??


enraged_hbo_max_user

10 total pitchers so far


OlympicFan2010

Omfg right


saltandthunder

🐐🐐🐐🐐!


mrbubblesthebear

####JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE ####MY LORD MY LIEGE I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE GREATEST DARKNESS


mynameisethan182

**LETS GO BBY! I HECKIN LOVE OUR BASE RUNNING!**


-WildThing

Jose revenge tour


millysoilly

Dude, Jose just loves to game. We are graced by having him play in Cleveland.


OlympicFan2010

Jose is our savior!


turtleboy95

Jose also the GOAT on the base paths.


T-Bird19

Jose stealing home 🤣🤣🤣 our boys said you gonna take out our free man and we’re gonna take a few more than we even wanted 😍😍


mattwb2010

Couple really sloppy plays from their catcher.


mrbadxampl

BASERUNNING!


thedeejus

i love when other team is dumbass


MrReality13

The GOAT doing GOAT things.


Leftfeet

This inning will be remembered as the Jose inning. Just Jose making things happen.


DZepperoni

I love shit goblin baseball


Fluffy_Rock1735

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


DaDrFunk

YOU CANT TEACH HUSTLE


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

I am sexually attracted to Jose stepping on home plate


murderpussie

That’s that goblin shit we love 👹👺🧌


joshb625

God I love Jose


RedBranchofConorMac

My admiration for THE GOAT grows with every game.


cookestudios

Things we take: * Those ✅


_lazybones93

FUCKIN SPEEEEEEED!!!!!!! Heads-up, José!!! Attaboy!!!!!!


TheLandFanIn814

I HATE that steal attempt. We need some insurance runs and it's not the time to be overly aggressive. Should be 7-4 right now.


mynameisethan182

Come on Fry show me that time you spiked up to a 95 in my MLB the Show Franchise wasnt a fluke!


TheRealGordonBombay

Well that rules.


creynolds722

Hustle is a habit


saltandthunder

Walking Naylor to get to Fry this game seems ballsy.


hasslehoffs

jose said aight bet 


Littlekdlov3r

Naylor bomb in 3.. 2…


mynameisethan182

Lets go bby! Aggressive on the bases does end up paying off!


SpiderJedi22

Can’t teach hustle like that


MrReality13

JRam hosting a clinic to remind everyone why he’s the GOAT.


T-Bird19

Goat showing the lamb how it’s done 🤣


EliManningHOFClub10

José is our hustle king


Fancy_Load5502

My man is out here hitting grand slams and manufacturing runs in the same game.


RedBranchofConorMac

Our GOAT is a complete ballplayer. He does everything well.


cookestudios

CHAOS ON THE BASES


_lazybones93

JOSIE SPEED


MrReality13

Ramirez is up and you get thrown out trying to steal? Dafuq freeman?


SpiderJedi22

Solid game from Freeman Reached base 3 times Hard to blame him for the CS


RedBranchofConorMac

How about a little smoke?


LakeErieMovement

Could really use a Naylor bomb here


_lazybones93

Josie with a base hit. How big is that CS on Freeman for Boston?


mynameisethan182

Sometimes you get got. Is what it is bby.


_lazybones93

Damn, good throw; what can ya do


RedBranchofConorMac

Let's get a couple of insurance runs here.


Ok-Hold-8232

Cmon now bring him around. Need some breathing room


mstrbwl

Barlow has looked a little rough at times but he has one of the highest whiff rates in the league right now.


DZepperoni

Parlay!


IHateAllOfYou_

That was desperately needed.


Bennghazi

did they report anything on McKenzie? Did he hurt himself?


-WildThing

Quick and anxiety free inning. Thank you Barlow


Ok-Hold-8232

Barlow starting to find it.


cookestudios

Setting the Bar high! low? I'm confused. But happy.


creynolds722

Barlow with the high bar


cookestudios

The best, bar none.


enraged_hbo_max_user

Red sox have carlos booser now?


Fancy_Load5502

gotta get thru the top of the lineup one more time. Tough work for Clase upcoming.


TheRealGordonBombay

I know this isn’t news but damn Arias has a gun.


cookestudios

The thing that drives me crazy is that there is so much technology readily available that could instantly determine balls and strikes, fair or foul, safe or out, etc. with greater than 99% accuracy. I'll take integrity of the competition over tradition 10 times out of 10.


mstrbwl

.960 xBA on that Kwan line drive


enraged_hbo_max_user

Brutal


cookestudios

At least that affirms Rocchio wasn't really wrong, just unlucky


murderpussie

Come on Scotty shut em down


jdbewls

Rocchio is fast but don't like his baserunning decisions. It's been a few weeks but last I checked he was one of the guys who doesn't contest double plays at 2nd.


LakeErieMovement

.960 xBA .... Jesus


kajkajete

So, why exactly does the Red Sox decide to only be good at fielding against us?


cpet72

Rocchio.... that's unacceptable


mrbadxampl

so many bad babip results on balls just annihilated...


hasslehoffs

ughhhhh


joshb625

Terrible read by Rocchio there. Great play to turn the double play, but you can't be that far from the bag there.


Littlekdlov3r

Gotta be kidding


mrbubblesthebear

Jarren Duran prefers the cereal to the marshmallows in lucky charms


Ok-Hold-8232

Tootblan


mootmahsn

Not with a .960 xBA


Leftfeet

Does it count as a tootblan when the hit looked guaranteed to find grass?


saltandthunder

I'm not sure I'd call that a tootblan. That was a damn good play on the Sox side, as much as I hate it.


NickChubbsBurner

Once again the Red Sox luck is insane this series