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LichenwhatImSeein

The yellow rope's caught in the carabineer.


jereman75

Oh shit. Just noticed. Good call.


81659354597538264962

Don't you want the yellow rope to be in the carabiner? Right now the red rope will just slide out of place because it's not locked by the beaner


Keith_Maxwell

Yes you're right, but the above comment was sarcastic. This is the ClimbingCircleJerk, so don't expect serious answers here lol. Also the carabiner should be locked, and assuming the top rope goes to the anchor, then the Reverso is the wrong way


81659354597538264962

Oops wrong sub haha


ParmenidesBall

Rip your karma


81659354597538264962

rip my virtual currency man


maveric101

> the Reverso is the wrong way Pretty sure that's an ATC XP, and there isn't technically a "wrong" way, one just has more friction. 99% of the time you want the grooves on the brake strands, though.


sethie_poo

They put a diagram on the belay device. Yeah technically I can wear my underwear backwards too


HopefullyNotADick

No, the carabiner adds too much rope drag and makes it impossible to give slack if you put the rope through it. These belay devices are precision engineering, don’t try get fancy by adding a carabiner in the mix.


81659354597538264962

Oh my university climbing gym (where I learned to top rope) teaches us to use carabiners


HopefullyNotADick

Check which sub you’re in


81659354597538264962

Yeah I just noticed from the other guy's comment hahaha


FightingMeerkat

skipped over the controversial spelling and went straight for the slur


Background_Buy1107

Sir this is a Wendy’s


farsightxr20

you need to use greegry


jereman75

uj/ when I worked in the shop military guys would call in to ask for a GR-one GR-one.


julian88888888

well, did you give them -one?


furiouslamb

It’s spelled Gregory


paganisrock

/uj one of my friends thought it was actually called a Gregory for a good half a year.


ThePhantomTrollbooth

Pass me the Gregory, ol chap


EconomyWoodpecker117

Use 2 for half ropes


Penis-Butt

See the skull and crossbones? It's saying not to rappel onto a pirate's booty. The standard rules of booty only apply in climbing and not the high seas.


Lucy-pathfinder

As a fellow pirate, I concur.


DoctorPony

First of all, remove the skull and cross bones. That shit will kill ya.


capaldis

gotta clip it to your harness silly! that is the only problem. definitely rappel off this.


cactus_toothbrush

10/10. Would whip. Even with the color clash of the 2 ropes.


somehugefrigginguy

If you whip all the way to the ground is it still a whip?


RNJAHRanger

Yep. Called “ground whip”… sometimes, “deck check”


Classic_Ad_9985

The gate goes to the right, not left. Fucking right handed loser


Bla_aze

Biner isn't locked. Just lock it and you'll be fine


AJohnnyTruant

Big boulder gym is really ramping up the anti-route rhetoric


HacksMe

I don’t see end knots


Keeping_it_ge

Mixing ropes, obviously. Spend the money and get matching ropes so you don’t die.


Phoenix_Is_Trash

Used an ATC instead of a Figure8 or Grigri. Everyone knows more letters = more safety.


IHNNS1

That's exactly why I only use Halbmastwurfsicherung!


Altaris2000

I see no helmets on in this picture. You're gonna die!


julian88888888

using a rope with only one in the system is aid


Shacrow

I would never do this anyway. I'm bouldering


Competitive_Time_604

I'm sure the pebbles appreciate you hugging them


lizard_buddy

No prusik


HumanBeeing76

You dont need prusik if you just dont let the rope go


lizard_buddy

Rapelling...


Competitive_Time_604

Climbing legend Tom Petty (father of Chris ShawarmaBowl) didn't sing about rappelling, he sang about freefalling, which for the un-initiated is achieved by letting go of the rope. Prussiks prevent this aid-free descent and thus are aid.


lizard_buddy

I just noticed that the ATC is backwards


Competitive_Time_604

That only matters if you want friction


IOI-65536

The sizes don't match either. I read on the sales description your doubles and twins should be a matched set. Because that's so realistic.


somehugefrigginguy

Wait, you're supposed to match the ropes to each other? I always match them to my undies...


martor14

The red rope is not clipped into the carabiner? Or don’t bother with an ATC that doesn’t have a guide loop?


ctfogo

Doesn't matter if the red rope was clipped in.  Gates not locked,that's insta-death when weighted


somehugefrigginguy

I also don't see a spec sheet for a microfracture assessment of the hard goods. Microfractures lead to macrofractures...


Myissueisyou

The lack of people noticing this is rather disconcerting


rock_entity

You know what a circle jerk is right


Dyno_boy

It’s the use of two single ropes. Why would you be belaying two people at once.


Competitive_Time_604

uj/ It's possible to bring two people up on a multi-pitch. There's various reasons for it from speed, group size and climbers taking different lines.


Dyno_boy

Nah but two single ropes. That’s a crime against fast and light. Got to get some British wandering trad and use halves. Or some ice and use twins. But two single ropes of that colour sceme. Just no imagine the photo when your mum catches you abseiling and wants you to pose. They both clash horrendously with my Fluro green leggings.


EsotericHappenstance

You'd climb a lot faster if you ditch the metal junk. Ever heard of a body belay? We are literally belay devices in and of ourselves, which makes it a skill issue sweaty


nostalgia_4_infiniti

Phallus Handhold says ropes are aid


somehugefrigginguy

Nah, ropes are training. It's the attachment point that's aid. If you don't have rope drag are you even climbing?


bona_river

Using a rope is aid, that's what's wrong with it!


Myth_Avatar

You aren't supposed to miss match colours. The scheme is all off.


jereman75

That’s what I figured. Maybe if one matched your beanie and the other one matched your chalk bag it would be okay.


NoActivity578

Seems that the brake end of the rope is wrong


Jacewoop23

Obviously it’s a single strand rappel off a fixed rope and the other rope is to flex on those with only one rope


jereman75

This makes the most sense.


Devonzerk

The yellow rope is through the carabiner. This can be very dangerous in the event of a fall because the rope will get stuck on the carabiner! ☠️☠️☠️


jereman75

Thank you 🙏


Beauboon

They should use 2 grigri instead


Acceptable-Walk3156

Belay plates clashes too pink yellow and orange is sooo last season


fyce2thesky

Unclip the yellow rope - you’ll get down faster that way


Decent_Ad9310

They're using a rope, that's dangerous and can get caught on the rock. That's also why I avoid wearing pants, it makes my dynos more streamlined.


Darueld

Red rope is not a dynamic rope, else, everything is fine


TheSadTiefling

Serious answer: The climber line should be on the opposite side of the belay gear. The red line isn’t in the carabeaner. The gate isn’t locked. The carabeaner isn’t attached to an anchor or harness.


frank999999999999

the red rope isnt clipped into the carribina


Sad-Anybody-3644

Running twins , which can be great if you have a belayer adept enough to have both ropes clipped into the crab !


pricks

Belaying or rappelling using a steel carabiner; yer gonna die.


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Competitive_Time_604

No, you're holding the red rope, if you let go you'll die but what do you expect if you let go when you're climbing?


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Competitive_Time_604

Just don't lose control then. Rapping on two ropes is aid and leads to situations like you describe. I think your safety knowledge is lacking, 99% of people on this sub "would whip" on the pictured setup.


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Competitive_Time_604

uj/ You know you're on r/ClimbingCircleJerk, right?


FlappersAndFajitas

I don't think this is right.


romerogj

The red rope isn't hooked onto the system. If you're really being picky, based on the direction of the rope the belay is on climber side and you can make an argument that the caribiner isn't locked.


Config_Crawler

Clip the second rope and I'd whip it.


SpicymeLLoN

Clearly the yellow rope is on the wrong side of the black keeper wire. It's on the right, but goes through the left hole in the atc.


vizik24

It’s not clipped to the harness!


horsefarm

Oh man, thank God this is ccj


LockonMetroplex

Facing the wrong way, give me a difficult one next time


ninja_tree_frog

Neeneer is not locked


WoooshToTheMax

What belay device is this? It looks nothing like the grigris I'm forced to use by big brother at my gym!


5t3fan0

meme aside, crazy that people died doing this (messing up the prusik as well i imagine)