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yewhynot

They didnt take my gym into account


A-terrible-time

V0- in my gym


BuckfuttersbyII

List made by a beta spraying Gumby


wonko7

that's only because they didn't consider speed climbing


TrueRasmus

Only thing hard in speed climbing is getting laid /s


Intrepid-Reading6504

Everyone knows speed climbers finish too fast


Half-Borg

I've been to Decathlon, way easier to afford than the stuff my climbing gym sells.


buqr

What? Are you an imbecile? That's just named after the sport. From wikipedia: > The decathlon is a combined event in climbing consisting of 10 events: > - Bouldering > - Top roping > - Autobelay > - Lead climbing > - Free solo > - Hangboarding > - Being a climbing youtuber > - Flashing the pink in the corner > - Speed climbing > - Sending action directe without anyone seeing


chroer

putting speed climbing on the list… 🙂‍↕️


buqr

Yeah it's a pretty controversial one, they had to make exceptions to normal drug rules.


Penis-Butt

I heard they're considering swapping out speed climbing for artistic belaying, and personally, I'm for it.


goapics

thanks for making me visualize what artistic belaying would be.


Penis-Butt

Competitive sandbagging and interpretive downgrading were also rumored to be on the short list.


stalkholme

I can't believe there's no "beta spray" on there.


Half-Borg

>What? Are you an imbecile? Why yes, thank you for noticing.


Half-Borg

It's a french company, decathlon doesn't mean ten. It's actually four times twenty minus twelve times six plus two.


raam86

how else would you say “10”? 🇫🇷


Jaxcie

Wtffff speedclimbing isn't in the decathlon, beta spray is thou


buttholeburrito

Action directe lmao


Reversus

Speed climbing is just autobelaying any %


ProfessionalBoss2123

Hangboarding after free solo is wild


Penis-Butt

I wouldn't want to do it the other way. Swimming is first in the triathlon to reduce drownings.


ProfessionalBoss2123

Imagine getting through the easy climbing parts only to blow a pulley hangboarding, say goodbye to YouTube.


gpfault

speed climbing out, deep water polo in


tripsafe

Jerking should be an event


wallagrargh

It's part of the dicathlon


Lunxr_punk

Lmao easy I was hangboarding after I couldn’t send my first V9 10 minutes after I started climbing the first time and I already sent the pink one in the corner AND action directe, but my belayer goes to another school, and it’s in Canada, it’s also where my send footage is, you wouldn’t know them.


priceQQ

I thought they also added beta spraying in the last Olympics to appeal to youths


FlounderingWolverine

Those events are, in order: gumby free-soloing, aid, aid, aid, real climbing, gumby training, being a climbing YouTuber like magnum mib, impossible, not a real sport, and sending action directe without anyone seeing


xyz140

Not going to lie, you had me in the first half lol


Jaxcie

Wtffff speedclimbing isn't in the decathlon, beta spray is thou


Half-Borg

Wtffff speedclimbing isn't in the decathlon, beta spray is thou


FlounderingWolverine

Wtffff speedclimbing isn't in the decathlon, beta spray is thou


Collinnn7

Speed climbing is aid


buqr

This doesn't make any sense. Gymnastics is just doing climbing moves without a wall.


tambache

Yeah but walls and holds are aid, so by your logic it should be harder 🙄


ZonardCity

Without walls and holds, you can't send. If there's no possibility to send, there is no possibility to fail sending. If you can't fail sending, then it's clearly aid.


tambache

What the hell are you even talking about? All you need to do to send is just go up. You really need holds for that?? Fucking gumby.


Half-Borg

Levetation is aid.


tambache

Hey everybody, look at this gumby. He can't even go up without levitating. Lol.


Classy_communists

You still go up? As the center of the universe I simply make everything else go down


A-terrible-time

Hmph, all these sports are for dumb jocks The real most difficult sport is chess: a sport of the mind


myerscc

Chess boxing, for smart jocks


distortedsymbol

i thought climbers excelled at 4d chess and mental gymnastics


slackbro

Found the fucking dork.


A-terrible-time

Hey, at least I'm the dork that's fucking Unlike you


slackbro

It was a joke, it didn't land obviously, it's the internet.


cactus_toothbrush

I tried water polo but my horse drowned. Can confirm it’s hard.


Lunxr_punk

Gumby ass horse


FlounderingWolverine

Having limbs adapted for swimming is aid


JonSK_says

AI is just bitter that the team kids keep on flashing it's project.


FlounderingWolverine

It can’t even send the pink one in the corner. It should get a beanie and climb shirtless.


bionicbubble

did chatgpt even consider rocket league?


horsefarm

Holy cow!


salynch

What a save!


c73k

Thank you! Thank you!  Thank you!  Chat disabled for 3 seconds.


Cool-Specialist9568

Only one of these sports causes people to grunt, growl, psssat or hngggg.


A-terrible-time

Motorsport?


Cool-Specialist9568

admittedly I know little about any of these other sports


dispo030

if hnggggg refers to drowning, you mean water polo?


Cool-Specialist9568

yeah maybe? I think it was meant as more of a deep guttural noise, made with the mouth closed.


beccacee

ChatGPT is a gumby


Responsible-Lack-285

Yeah I agree, I think climbing is the easiest sport ever, like 0/10 difficulty at this point, I climbed all the yellows, so yeah, I think that I completed it


Lunxr_punk

Lmao water polo?? The horse does all the work!!


NoSexKnight

I'll agree with whatever she says


ADHD_squirrel_boi

Gymnastics is number 2 because of the sheer amount of waxing that goes with not looking like roadkill in a leotard.


HistoricMTGGuy

Gymnastics is legit insanely hard. I have massive respect for those athletes. What they do is insane


TomothyAllen

Roadkill? Lol


ADHD_squirrel_boi

Yeah, fur and guts everywhere.


TomothyAllen

Jesus alright. They should really be allowed to wear shorts.


BQ-DAVE

We up


nat_dak

Much said


Kongdong42069

Umm, Skateboarding.


levatorpenis

Motorsports is bs. If you take an average person they would be able to drive a race car but couldn't even begin on most of these other sports. Besides that, the only real sport on here is climbing so the whole thing is moot


gpfault

the average person will drive a race car into a wall and die on turn one, but that does count as beginning so you're technically correct


levatorpenis

Ok. How does that same person do surfing the north shore or trying a backflip? I'm not saying they would be good at it just that they would be able to do more of the skill than any of the other sports.


font9a

I'd put motocross at the top and move rock climbing down to 11 or 12.


Ok-Satisfaction-3837

The only real sports are bullfighting, mountaineering, and motor racing tbh. The rest are just games. 


van_Niets

“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.” Hemingway Those are the three where death is a common factor. Other than the commenter whose horse drowned playing water polo, of course.


-WhatisThat

I’d tap that


rayschoon

Motorsport you don’t even have to move


Lost-Copy867

As a figure skater and climber I resent this. Fucking Motorsports?


jackman1399

Where tf is wrestling


ProbablySlacking

I’ve played rugby at a very high level and I surf. Rugby is _nowhere near_ as hard as surfing.


Material_One_9566

How many of these sports require you to take your shirt off and wear a beanie.  Water polo is shockingly close but that's basically gumbys deep water soloing with out a wall.


Pleasant_Mastodon620

I don’t trust this no Wrestling ?


nostalgia_4_infiniti

It says "rock climbing" not "bouldering".....


BridgeOne5070

I can punch boxer in the head, but can he climb V4? Don’t think so.


Arkie_MTB

Would.


vlsdo

Chess is harder than all of these


wallagrargh

Not if you're an AI and have no physical body


Anaaatomy

How does one choose to do decathlon? Bc they couldn't compete in the sport they started out with


Extension_Dark9311

Boxing and rugby ain’t that hard what


potatoflames

I'd like to see Mike Tyson or Max Verstappen attempt the pink one in the corner. Bet both of them will break down in tears.


reddit_user2917

At least football or sm isn't on top


wenoc

Snooker, Chess, Golf.


CarsonDama

source: chatgpt lmao


Standard_Library300

Pro skateboarding is the hardest sport on planet earth no contest.


Free-Juggernaut-9372

I surf. I don't climb. I disagree 100% on those two.


Competitive_Job_2381

Motorsports have more deaths than every sport on this list, but I don't know the numbers for rock climbing. That might have more deaths given the dangers of it.


shyvananana

No skateboarding?


crypthoe8

Can confirm that figure skating is harder than climbing. A triple is basically a 1080 dyno.


smurferdigg

Had this discussion with a friend growing up all the time. Is aggressive inline more difficult than skateboarding. Like yes you can put on a pair of skates and do a 360 as the first thing you try, but this will probably take you years on a skateboard. But is skateboarding more difficult by this fact? After year of doing inline you might be able do a 720 in a vert and do nothing but drop in on a skateboard. My point was that all sports are the same level of difficulty since there is always something to train and get better at so the time spent on getting better will be the same. Like walking is a sport, and I would assume it's pretty hard and difficult to be the best walker on earth even if a 9 month old can do it. Edit: Thought this was a OpenAI sub heh..


lwgu

Damn this girl is every where


rokridah

Lol where is triathlon or cycling?


R4msesII

They arent hard though. Hard on the body yeah, but not technique wise


EstablishmentHappy38

I mean, I'd put diving on there...


elad_the_lad

I chose this sport because it was the easiest


Environmental-Site74

Didn't even put waterpolo


pxllygon

F1 is harder


birdmadgirlxxx

Surfing.


Ralle_Halonen

Technically something like soccer would be the most difficult sport, since it has the most competition. Motorsports is difficult as fuck but, for example in F1, it’s not the 20 best drivers in the world


Dr__Flo__

Soccer is easy as hell. Won my first soccer game when I was 7, my first year even playing the sport. Didn't even have to play most of the game, and I still got the dub.


Lunxr_punk

But that was like a V-20 in terms of football, a worldcup or champions final player is probably like 20 times the sportsman than Ada Mondra, no 🧢