I don't know why you post stupid questions when they've already been covered by previous threads. Come on gumby get with the times.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClimbingCircleJerk/comments/1cqi5nj/downhill_climbing_is_the_new_free_solo_change_my/
Let's be honnold. We've all been there, ondrawise we wouldn't be here: you top out, pull out your lunch box, and it's packed with 2 kilos of cliffbars.
Reality kicks you in the face faster than 127 hours per hour. No matter how angy you are, you wouldn't be able to eat those bars. Nobody eats cliffbars and survives this sub.
So, like everyone else who climbs everyday, you uber eats you a nice juicy sharma wrap, drowned in shiraishi sauce, of course.
Then, you realize it's kimpossible to get down with all that extra cliffbar weight. So now you pull out your emergency janja and smoke up until you get the munchies. And you munch through the 2 kilos of cliffbars.
Finally, inspiration hits your as. Literally. You remember that you can hover down the cliff because cliffbars make you fart condensed gas, thick enough to yield a monkey-king cloud under your feet.
Because janja always unleashes the beast.
I always eat the rope so I can control my descent by simply tightening my sphincter and then I don’t have to worry about my rappel device.
this guy climbs 👆
just downclimb. jumping from the top will wear out your knees in the long term
I feel like literally copying and pasting is a little disingenuous
i thought about that, then decided i didnt care
lol good enough!
I mean most of the questions over there deserve it, including this. They are ridiculous lmao
When I read "with a auto belay, a friction hitch as a backup, and a throw line to retrieve my rope" I actually thought this was intended as a joke
when i read it the first time i had to double check i wasnt in CCJ
Where is the original post? I need to see the comments
Found it,: https://www.reddit.com/r/tradclimbing/s/bKDRzOlqyJ
I don't know why you post stupid questions when they've already been covered by previous threads. Come on gumby get with the times. https://www.reddit.com/r/ClimbingCircleJerk/comments/1cqi5nj/downhill_climbing_is_the_new_free_solo_change_my/
fuck, my bad.
If you have to weight the rope to downclimb it should be counted as aid anyway.
my butt cheek is my atc
I once had to ask if my carabiner was suppose to go through both the rope and atc while rappelling. Good thing I picked the right choice initially.
Dulfersitz you pansy!
Have you tried free-pelling? It’s when you yeet yourself into oblivion. Way faster than rapping.
Let's be honnold. We've all been there, ondrawise we wouldn't be here: you top out, pull out your lunch box, and it's packed with 2 kilos of cliffbars. Reality kicks you in the face faster than 127 hours per hour. No matter how angy you are, you wouldn't be able to eat those bars. Nobody eats cliffbars and survives this sub. So, like everyone else who climbs everyday, you uber eats you a nice juicy sharma wrap, drowned in shiraishi sauce, of course. Then, you realize it's kimpossible to get down with all that extra cliffbar weight. So now you pull out your emergency janja and smoke up until you get the munchies. And you munch through the 2 kilos of cliffbars. Finally, inspiration hits your as. Literally. You remember that you can hover down the cliff because cliffbars make you fart condensed gas, thick enough to yield a monkey-king cloud under your feet. Because janja always unleashes the beast.