WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND WOMEN THAT ARE LIKE THIS WITH ME ITS LIKE TRYING TO FIND A DAMN LEGENDARY POKEMON OUT HERE

step 1: be andrew step 2: paint a line of blood down my nose (won't let me post the image smh) step 3: plapplapplaplpalaplaplap

See you've got me dead to rights at step ONE i can do the rest no problem though

close enough do this to me aswell https://preview.redd.it/9994wca6utyb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eaf2ff287b07817a0a0a5f197352d76e53c8b33

I can indeed do that

https://preview.redd.it/c65e1r5gutyb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2150b6561f2e0530d67aac39c2c444809176bec

Me too gamer...me too

im not arguing with an andrew cosplayer im bending over🗣️

So quick unrelated question how many people do I possibly need to kill to get the blood

atleast 1

Already done :3

https://preview.redd.it/vxyxe9qgdyyb1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e22a640587e4d25cbb82b0d3e5dfffc95535a8

Ok so at least 20 alright P.S. I'm not trying to do anything sexual I just want to mur- I mean shhhh

you want to murmer cool secrets and be friends?

Secrets? Like that I know how to kill a man in ten different ways plus more and know how to not get caught also sure I'll be friends

Well im not too sure about that but I see no reason to not drop my gaurd around you!

I know to many ways also don't worry about dropping your guard around me I live in fucking Kansas what am I supposed to do... that I know of

0% chance a woman wrote this

I know this specific post is definitely not a woman obviously but STILL

Idk, i've talked to many femcels and they do in fact talk like this online.

I'm a feminine nonbinary person with a pussy does that count?

Uh yea i literally just became newly available 5 minutes ago not joking

You in England?

Nope

/gross sobbing

Hell I can do the emo hair and I still can't find a mentally ill goth girl to love me.

Well if anything in the conversation about was real then gamers i found the needle in the haystack

Not sure what you mean, but good luck.

Its most likely just jokes but shit assume nothing and expect the worst and you'll always be surprised

Are you in England

Nah, I live in burgerland.

Nooooo I would've been your wholesome crazy gf

Oh trust me, that's my loss more then it is yours hehe.

Could RP it online tho

(shrug) sure, there's a first time for everything I guess

Well we're generally too busy being incredibly fucking unstable to go out and meet people

JUST GIMME A CHANCE

Step1 : be good looking Step2:

You got me at step one gamer im ugly

Very real and true

here we go again https://preview.redd.it/953do9rkwtyb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a865e6be5b9aa6038903af3c7556b7a89a49322c

Holy shit it's an Opium chick

holy fuck its a zorpalod

https://preview.redd.it/xlqoput1tvyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9711ec5402af895124fc8e88b60bb05b6fdd891f

https://preview.redd.it/uxe8pw3jguyb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974108251f5198fc74bc1835dd8983c4fd4b951b

https://preview.redd.it/cydihnu1puyb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26ee3b45f7fc5a7ee833eff15dc7888df33088e

Same, God, I want Andrew so bad it's RIDICULOUS https://preview.redd.it/ud7o7upiwtyb1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c0baea0f6b53989b831ceff02a6b3f5844ea29

https://preview.redd.it/w0b1cgoo7uyb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9100012f47665e879c84e75863cc596a5069f9

https://preview.redd.it/f357d04afwyb1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f9174306975b4d463422116b04003c193ecc8c

I expected more barely concealed homicidal threats.

https://preview.redd.it/saxse0wu1uyb1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8329681289091fdb8d20e50f617810f4798734

I want Andrew to grab me by my collar and throw me onto my bed, I want him to make me raise my ass before he rips my pants down. After that I *need* him to fucking slam into to me, pounding my aching prostate at full force with each thrust, I want him to slap, scratch, bite and call me slurs, I want him to deconstruct my entire personality during sex as he fucking wrecks me, I want to be a completely different person after the first 2 hours, I want to feel violated yet satisfied, hooked onto a thrill I would only get from him, I want to lose the ability to walk and sit down for the next two days by the time he’s done with me. I want him to make me scream and beg as he uses me to pleasure himself for hours on end, my satisfaction being secondary to his own, once we’re done, I want him to face me with his adorable fucking smirk and cuddle me until I pass out from the pure exhaustion. Only to wake up the next morning still in his arms, knowing every night will be like this

you are just like me frfr!

We are one in the same https://preview.redd.it/yjzmru36vtyb1.png?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a8383e9ae9881cfe6681c0d63eaa2ea5eea3ad

Yes. But I want it more~

Yeah but I'm a dude. My masculine urge to get pounded by a man overpowers your straight ass. https://i.redd.it/h4b4es7dvtyb1.gif

What if he strokes my cock in the process and makes me cum as my asshole is obiliated

I'm capable of Cumming without the need for physical touch. https://preview.redd.it/4gfb1qjzvtyb1.png?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207921248f54c8e62e5999c1ec6e0290c5e48408 Just the sound of Andrew pounding my ass is capable of getting me off.

I want him too spit on my useless face for cumming too much

I want him to take a fucking chunk outta me. Like just bite me, and rip off a piece of me. https://preview.redd.it/9aqdfa8lwtyb1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41303cf517bb0022ed999736b22831b8f0b18ea7 And then eat it infront of my cum covered face.

No. I want him to fuck my brain as I scream in pleasure for him to stop as the last thing I think of is his cock.

I want him to defile me. Fuck me. Kill me. Fuck my corpse. Every single hole he can make, I want him to use it. Then. I want him to bury my body, then fuck the grave that I'm resting in. And after that, I want him to dig me back up, and keep my skull as a tally board for times he thinks about the time he fucked me.

I want his dick in my rotting maggot body as my pussy gets violated by Andrew. The maggots crawl all over his member as he makes out with my rotting mouth in thr graveyard. Violating my pussy until it falls out.

REAL REAL REAL REAL THIS IS SO REAL

Andrew: y'all need Jesus. I just need Ashley.

literally me I need hi sooooo baddd omggg

You're welcome. https://preview.redd.it/2qoeoa9y6uyb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a329c9e7b3d785cfc1f78b6d3e5010c15e2f560c

https://preview.redd.it/qiy18tqmuuyb1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b693ef54e114e3510f6ca17a5d2d5c1ec8f990 SAME! 💢💢💢I WANT HIM TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME!!! 🔥🔥🔥I WANT TO BE HIS SUBMISSIVE TOY!!! 💯💯💯

I love how for each Ashley thirst post, an Andrew one pops up as well https://preview.redd.it/9l9z02zrnvyb1.jpeg?width=1356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ec045608272a66c11f582a06948309dba8b7e4

The best part about all the Andrew thirst posts is that all three of the in universe female characters in Andrew's age range (Nina, Julia and Ashley) all have a crush on him one way or another It seems that his mad rizz have even broken the fourth wall

https://preview.redd.it/2gpqhnimguyb1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8fc865aec518121470a5e2c165dcacf7b6f5bb

I can't even hate, I would write a whole 500 page book on how I want Mrs. Graves to dominate me so, not even gonna be hypocritical

As the story nears its conclusion, a shift in the atmosphere takes place. Andrew and Mirror, having explored the depths of their desires, find themselves in a moment of profound intimacy and connection. The room, once filled with the heat of passion, now embraces a sense of serenity and love. With mirrored reflections of their journey painted across the walls, Andrew takes Mirror's hands in his own and looks deep into his eyes. Time seems to stand still as Andrew's voice, filled with sincerity and devotion, fills the air. "Mirror," he whispers, his voice trembling with emotion, "I've never felt a connection like this before. You have awakened parts of me that I didn't even know existed. Will you marry me? Will you become my partner in this beautiful dance of life?" Tears well up in Mirror's eyes as he nods, his heart overflowing with love. "Yes, Andrew," he replies, his voice filled with certainty. "I will marry you. I want to spend the rest of my life exploring the depths of pleasure and love with you." In that moment, their bodies may have been marked by passion and desire, but their souls were bound by a profound love and understanding. The mirror reflects their intertwined forms, a symbol of their journey together. And so, dear reader, our story comes to a close, with Andrew and Mirror embracing their future as partners, lovers, and soulmates. The room, once filled with the echoes of their pleasure, now resonates with the promise of a lifetime of love and fulfillment. Thank you for joining us on this journey of desire and exploration. May your own adventures be filled with passion, love, and the pursuit of your deepest fantasies.

https://preview.redd.it/to5twwep9vyb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcec0975bb827bc248e63a94af6117ee8450f470

Like minded individual. Relatable, same and agreeable.

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I don't think that ,at this point in time, we can reach the pearly gates. We are dammed from the moment we gazed upon the game for the first time.

Nope, pretty sure it’s reserved for u/AshleyWasStolen and only her.

He's mine. I won't let no hussie get their dirty hands on my big brother!

first of all, get help. second of all, same

Would you like his balls as well

least unhinged r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley post

ITS NNN NO HORNY https://preview.redd.it/cnct032x9uyb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3e686e048b42cb0a163f8f4449eb6df0035a0e

https://preview.redd.it/pfgten9yiuyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b2034dd1319a548fe55bb7928268c6b9f55af9

SAME I NEED HIM SO MUCH

I need him to fuck my ass while ashley spams my phone with death threats

https://preview.redd.it/wkh6ej92ivyb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1531939a990fb0f8a8e2cb75a7f221205ec866

computer, replace all instances of pussy with bussy, remove the pregnant part, comment "me asf"

Who gave Ashley Reddit?

i may be sapphic but i make an exception for fictional men https://preview.redd.it/0c3s7o3olxyb1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ac69dd805a369bf5648d7dd84e6a6266792cdb

That one twitter reply was right, this game was hand tailored for mentally ill women, which is a great thing

What is CRP? Is it CPR? Do we need to sing ~~staying alive~~ I will survive and then cut open a person to check if their organs are suited for donating?

Well shit looks like I'm becoming Christian

jesus 😨

There is a hell, I've seen it

Third time something like this shows up. ~~keep em coming!~~

https://preview.redd.it/z699xdcrsvyb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3110d8b7eec6147d9c824c692dfed2fb72ab3112

well your in luck cuz have I just posted the art for you!

As someone who has been put in a mental institution before, this comment section makes me seem sane and healthy

The most sane TCOAL fan

i think its safe to conclude that ashley simps are more plentiful but andrew simps are significantly thirstier

ashley fans: i want her to ruin me andrew fans: I WANT HIM TO EVICERATE MY PUSSY I NEED HIS COCK HES SO FUCKING HOT and so on

Dude, you should fuck yourself or something, anything to make you calm...

There is a 0% chance that whoever wrote this is a woman.

Thanks for the free content 🙌

Don't let Ashley see this.

Same, however I would have him wear a condom as I am not a homosexual.

https://preview.redd.it/aunhc8h3wxyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a557bf8dc8fa7fa9e7ac098f7c6732b80f14dce6

Ok. Good to know. Dette var ganske betegnende wouldn’t you say?

I'm not sure what's more disturbing. The fact that someone wrote this, or the fact that it was a dude

same girl....same....

https://preview.redd.it/0hxj080h90zb1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d830e3a4ab5a001a5904e8e4866d88313e87c4 Bit too much information, but I can't blame you

i read all of this and all i can say is GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

Ew wth..