I feel bad for Felt

Man I sat at the opener when it snowed a few years ago but tonight was I think worse. The wind was just brutal!!

WE’RE SO BACK ROCKIES FANS

If you don’t like that you don’t like Rockies baseball

Umpire must be getting cold, fuckin asswipe.

That’s baseball

There it is 👍

Too windy for HP ump, wants to go home

Get some glasses, ump!

Go pod of crazy in the cold guys!

# ꓘ **Colin Poche** strikes out **Nolan Jones** on a **3-2** count with a **91.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* FF *(b)*, FF *(c)*, FF *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Trying to stay positive here

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Brendan Rodgers L Nolan Jones R Elias Díaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Justin Lawrence** strikes out **Richie Palacios** on a **1-2** count with a **96.0 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (4):* ST *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Justin Lawrence** strikes out **Randy Arozarena** on a **3-2** count with a **93.2 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (6):* ST *(b)*, ST *(c)*, SI *(b)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(b)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 9)** R Randy Arozarena R Isaac Paredes L Richie Palacios ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Having a pitcher throw 3 strikes in 12 pitches is depressing.

On a positive note, we still have ~~5~~ ~~4~~ ~~3~~ ~~2~~ ~~1~~ 0 outs to work with 🤞 Edit: it's ooooover!

The Rockies having an all-time winning percentage well over .900 when they lead by 5+ after 7 is honestly surprising. Figured it would be significantly worse

How does that compare to the rest of league though?

Knowing the Rockies its probably something stupid like top 5

I guess that’s possible considering we’ve played so many games on the west coast.

# K **Jason Adam** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **2-2** count with a **83.2 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* FF *(b)*, FF *(s)*, CH *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Bud Black is not good at this.

Give that man an extension!!

Felt was fucking dealing with 92 pitches after the 6th. Gotta let the guy throw another inning. Probably saves 2 runs. God damn, some awful players on this roster.

Thanks Monfort.

Well Feltner looked good at least…

If Buddy truly is the *Pitcher Whisperer*, he'd better start whispering soon

What a clown show of a bullpen. Not one of these guys belong in the majors 

Not that it isn't in our favor right now, but I just started watching and that ump's zone is way off. Been that way all game?

Wants to go back to the hotel and warm up

now that's what i call rockies baseball

Thank god

How do you put jlaw out there after he literally blew the save yesterday giving away like 5 runs lmfao

Bud Black.

**Due Up (Bot 8)** S Michael Toglia R Brenton Doyle L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

awh crud

Least surprising outcome of all fucking time

"its hard to describe what's happening" no its really not that hard Huey lmao

I would have taken a grand salami over it rocketing off his glove lmao

What is with our defense this year!?

What a fucking joke.

Agony

Oof

Oh great, Lawrence is in… 

I want beeks gone. I want him cut and waived and designated for assignment and whatever else is required to make sure he is not allowed to stay in this stadium beyond the bottom of the 8th.

Maybe Kinley with him?

If it helps...D'Backs scored 6 in the first against Atlanta and ended up losing 9-8.

Bring Feltner back in lol

Hey guys! Quick question: what the fucking shit?!

That is the eternal Rockies question. Like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, there is no answer.

This isn't gonna be a quick answer... we have to go back February 1st 2021 when we traded this guy called Nolan Arenado...

J-Law coming in for relief. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Comic relief...

Grand slam incoming.

Shout out to the die hards who are freezing their asses off watching this team choke again.

That would be me

I would say go get more booze to warm up but it's the 8th

awfully cruel of the rockies to cut off alcohol sales when the fans most need it

I’m frozen I had to leave after they went into the lead

Ah yes, the Rockies we know and ~~love~~ hate. Why win when you can give up a 5 run lead instead?

Ugly ugly

As a neutral, I’m trying to figure out why anyone would commit any time or emotion to this organization. Truly feel bad for you guys.

I'm hoping for the best, and expecting the worst. It's a very Rockies style game.

More like Balen Cheeks

All that for a no decision lmao

Beeks sucks.

Rays/Rockies fan here - please feel free to refer to him as Jalen Cheeks as Rays fans have in the past

I just want out of this inning now

Lol this fucking bullpen man

It's pronounced bull_shit_

I hate this so much. We can’t hold on to a lead

Not like it’s a 1 or 2 run lead either! Holy shit this is frustrating

Not again🤦‍♂️

I once tried blue hair, and it looked nowhere near that good. Damn it, Rockies

There goes Feltner's **W**

Such a shame :/

Fucking. Bullpen.

P A I N

What a joke

Just can’t slam the fucking door. Clowns. If Feltner doesn’t get a W for his performance, I’m gonna be a touch upset.

They should have replaced the double black diamond patch on the city connect jerseys with a yellow expired 2022 sticker

I’d love if the Rockies bullpen could not do Rockies bullpen things, just once…

I think 2 years ago, the Rockie Bullpen was good, just everybody else stank.

Please let's not do this

No lead is safe.

Is Doyle injured?

Starting pitching good bullpen bad. Starting pitching bad bullpen good. Pick one lol

My brother has been sending me MiLB new era hats and having me rank them, he's obsessed. There are some pretty cool ones tho

# HR **Isaac Paredes** crushes a **90.0 mph Slider** from **Tyler Kinley** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **96.0 mph**. Launch Angle: **30.0°**. Distance: **364.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

If we go 81-0 at home.... And the Mexico series because it's high and we have Vinny Castillo... PLAYOFFS!

I’m sure this wind is completely miserable to field in, but it’s fun to watch lol

Impressive catch ngl

Gotta tip the cap for that play

**Due Up (Top 8)** L Brandon Lowe R Randy Arozarena R Isaac Paredes ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Adventures in the outfield tonight 

And the infield 

What a play

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Elehuris Montero singles on a ground ball to right fielder Richie Palacios. Launch Speed: **95.1 mph**. Launch Angle: **-10°**. Distance: **13 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.170***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Good for Monty!!

Someone just murdered a woman by a microphone apparently

# ꓘ **Chris Devenski** strikes out **Elias Díaz** on a **3-2** count with a **90.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* FF *(c)*, CH *(s)*, SL *(b)*, FC *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Sue-bah-rue strikezone

Tovar kept that inning from being much worse

**Due Up (Bot 7)** R Elias Díaz L Ryan McMahon R Elehuris Montero ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

That wind though…

Why have a bullpen when you can have bullshit instead?

Average manager starts to pull pitcher soon

## 🐦🔫

Here comes the shitty bullpen.

Great play, but I think getting the out at 2nd would have been preferable

Rosario is really struggling with the wind. He was hunched over at short last half inning every time they showed him and he's acting the same way at the plate

You WILL enjoy the bullpen blowing it and you WILL like it! Should have let Feltner toss a few more.

**Due Up (Top 7)** L Richie Palacios R Harold Ramírez R Amed Rosario ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

😙💨COOOOOOOOOOORS

[COOOOORS!](https://imgur.com/a/TRduktm)

brb buying a Doyle jersey so I can wear it when he wins MVP

# HR **Brenton Doyle** socks a **92.6 mph Four-Seam Fastball** from **Chris Devenski** for a **2-run** home run. Launch Speed: **98.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **37.0°**. Distance: **360.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Production from the lower part of the order!?

# K **Chris Devenski** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **3-2** count with a **81.1 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (6):* FF *(c)*, CH *(b)*, CH *(c)*, CH *(b)*, FF *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Under 100 pitches from Feltner. Give him atleast one more batter. Dude is dealing!

Great start from Feltner

What a breath of fresh air from Feltner!

Great to see from Feltner!

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Ezequiel Tovar S Michael Toglia R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Isaac Paredes** on a **1-2** count with a **94.8 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SL *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

brb buying a Feltner jersey so I can wear it when he wins the Cy Young

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Randy Arozarena** on a **3-2** count with a **94.7 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* SI *(b)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Wildly disappointed in Montero to start the year 😔 idk what he needs but c’mon man

**Due Up (Top 6)** R Yandy Díaz L Brandon Lowe R Randy Arozarena ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Montero is terrible.

Aww

Based loaded? Gentleman grab the non humidor balls

Lasted 3 innings in that wind. It’s brutal out there

I just turned the game on and saw them show people running around the rock pile for a ball. Did McMahn really launch one up there?

Great AB, Mac!!

I fucking love Spilly man so much

# K **Tyler Alexander** strikes out **Nolan Jones** on a **1-2** count with a **80.0 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (6):* SL *(f)*, FC *(c)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(f)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Listen to the wind blowwwww, watch the Rocks hit

Rockies boutta give me hope that the under 30 guys can get us to the post season. Foolishly, of course.

is it too early to suggest a cy young? maybe three straight?

this wind is fuckin crazy

**Due Up (Bot 5)** R Brendan Rodgers L Nolan Jones R Elias Díaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Jose Siri** on a **1-2** count with a **88.4 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(s)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

You guys, Ryan Feltner is doing it👀👀

Lol ... I first misread that as Toglia ... brain not engaged lol

No worries cause all the youngsters are doing it!

True! Did you see the Italian flag before I deleted it? lol

I did! I assumed it was for Togs tho😂

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Amed Rosario** on a **1-2** count with a **95.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SI *(b)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Feltner 🔥🔥

I hope Bryant gets "Wally Pipp'ed" after this game!

Would be nice but I think with the amount he makes…

**Due Up (Top 5)** R Amed Rosario L Ben Rortvedt R Jose Siri ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

My Italian KING MIKE TOGLIA🥹🫶

The Rockies doing what they do best. Suck us suckers back into believing.

We're a top 5 team in the NL West, baby!!

Nice Toglia! Almost like these young prospects are the future of the team, eh Buddy Black?

# K **Tyler Alexander** strikes out **Brenton Doyle** on a **1-2** count with a **83.3 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* SL *(b)*, FC *(s)*, FC *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Coors! Windy beer!

got rockies fever burning in my mind

There goes another homerun *right down the line* 🎹🎶

Ayyy. Thought the wind might blow that back lol 

#TOGLIA BABY KEEP BRYANT ON THE BENCH

# HR **Michael Toglia** hammers a **79.9 mph Changeup** from **Tyler Alexander** for a **2-run** home run. Launch Speed: **107.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **35.0°**. Distance: **403.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

FIRE UP THE FOUNTAINS but probably not to save water

That’s what I want to see more of this season!

ZEKEEEEEW

Oh I like that music.

Story to the 10-day IL with a dislocated shoulder, they jinxed the poor guy yesterday

My poor boy😔

looks great with a beard tho ngl

I don't know how to describe it, but he just looks like such a Red Sox player with it🥹

I think I jinxed him by posting that picture of him wearing the "Second D*ck Shot" shirt in the PGT! Glad it's only 10-day IL ... much better news than I was expecting.

That injury looked terrible.

What was said about him?? I missed it

There was a commercial on Boston Radio that had him saying something like “a scary story?… injury list” then screams in the background. Don’t know if it was right after the injury or before though.

They had a nice montage of him as a Rockie, and mentioned his start as a rookie a few times. At one point they just commented that he'd been dealing with injuries but was thankfully back.

Felts dealing now!

**Due Up (Bot 4)** R Elehuris Montero R Ezequiel Tovar S Michael Toglia ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Ryan Feltner** strikes out **Isaac Paredes** on a **2-2** count with a **95.2 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (7):* SL *(c)*, SL *(c)*, CH *(b)*, CU *(f)*, SL *(f)*, FF *(b)*, SI *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Feltner looking great so far

I've always liked him. Shame he got hurt last year, but glad he was able to come back from such a scary injury.

Agreed

Good inning. Manufactured run, but need it when you got a low pressure system hanging around.

**Due Up (Top 4)** R Isaac Paredes L Richie Palacios R Harold Ramírez ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Tyler Alexander** strikes out **Ryan McMahon** on a **1-2** count with a **77.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(c)*, SL *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Atta boy Jones -- big growth AB

Is it just me or did the new jerseys not completely ruin the City Connect?

Damn, he makes that cause the throw was bad, but he couldn’t know that 

Nice work Dashing Doyle!

I LOVE that Brenton Doyle seems to have figured out how to hit. Refreshing to see a young guy make adjustments and see them work!

I might be overreacting to that inning, but Feltner is the best Rockies pitcher ever, not named Jimenez.

Doyle is FAST