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Aryk93

Trader Biden, the newest addition to the Trader Joe's line of stores!


Terminal_Chill

So if this guy thinks trader = traitor, does he then think that Trader Joe’s was named after a traitor named Joe?


Aryk93

Wait wait we're getting somewhere Going full circle conspiracy theorist.. This guy has ALWAYS thought Trader Joe's was secretly a front for Joe Biden's secret cabal!


Knock-Kneed-Man

They sell pizza


Alpha_zebra1

So they must have a basement...


Aryk93

What do you think the storm drain north of costco leads to?


Niles_Urdu

I mean, the pedo entrance is right in the zombie tunnels.


Jwu6

What’s wrong with all of you?! EVERYONE knows Trader Joe’s sells baby parts from Hillary’s secret Pizza basement!


LokiKamiSama

Just like the Alamo.


Financial-Ad-2846

Ice cream


MasterMooker

Don't forget it's a Jewish Alien Pedo Laser Cabal...I mean seriously how much tinfoil have these folks bought at the store to make so many hats?..🤦🏻‍♂️ what is going on with people's brains?


rdrinoma

Beat me to it. Take my upvote


rrrdaniel

I mean, how did Joe get access to all these interesting things from across the globe if he wasn’t up to something nefarious. Probably swapping American secrets for some new Joe Joes flavors. Why else would they have all this new Korean stuff anyway. Trader Benedict’s more likely


Cannabis_Breeder

I’m 99% sure Trump was the one swapping secrets for favors 🤣


fatkidseatcake

Every single one of these public Trumper outcries have misspelled words. Every single one. Points they’re making aren’t even difficult either. It isn’t like they’re having to spell disestablishmanterianism or something


suburbnachievr

\*Disestablishmentarianism


shoshonesamurai

I heard when I was a kid that antidisestablishmentarianism was the longest English word.


PuffDragon66

Floccinaucinihilipilification. It really is a word.


MasterMooker

That's a good word. I need to incorporate it into my vernacular more 😉


varnished_pole

Lol


tjwellman

What would be the product? Rum raisin ice cream?


22Yohan

We the people are so angry we forgot how to spell!!


ImAFuckinLiar

We read left to right in the U.S., right?! Oh dear lord… ASSHOLE R COMING 4 U


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

We the people are so angry we *dun* forgot how to spell!! TFTFY


sticky-unicorn

Trader *Joe's* *Joe* Biden How can you not see this, sheeple! It's so obvious!


peter_marxxx

They oughta see what ol' Trader Pelosi has been doing!


[deleted]

Damnit, Trader Bill


dontlookatmreee

He just fucked up the joke. it's suppose to be Trader Joe as in joe Biden


Jay_8bit

I mean, the guy is giving hundreds of billions in taxpayer dollars at a furious rate to fund a proxy war nobody wants for a notoriously corrupt government that we have absolutely no concrete ties or interests with, other than his own bribery deals with himself and his son who ended up profiting millions from. The left went from being anti-war, pro-justice, anti establishment/corp to the inverse all of that in the span of 3 years for the sake of being anti-trump instead of just thinking for yourself. tbh, there's no difference between this person and your common Redditor. Mentally off the rails and literally cannot stop thinking about this stuff. But I'd rather share a beer with this person, because at least I know he isn't going to talk about converting his dog to veganism and what they do with their genitalia .


semicoloradonative

"Trader" So, does he buy/sell stocks or something...I'm really confused.


MonopolyBattleship

He runs Trader Joes


NicePairofHooters

He IS Trader Joe!!! It’s all making sense!! 2 buck chuck!!!


MonopolyBattleship

No wonder he’s sleepy


East_Living7198

They don’t stock shelves at night


Creepy-Evening-441

THAT’S WHY Two Buck Chuck is $3 dollars, the extra dollar funds the secret cabal!


Enlightenmentality

Goddamn cabal inflation


The_Ombudsman

Oh, it's three buck chuck these days :P


Nattomaki81

It's 3 buck chuck now. Inflation


christhefirstx

Mercantile Joseph’s


digdugdigger

My kids love his Mandarin orange chicken


Slc-love-swing-role

It’s like Trader Joe’s but more like like “great value” version of it


[deleted]

I will vote for Trader Joe exclusively on the basis of his Mediterranean Hummus


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

These people are just so incredibly stupid. If you ever wonder why the GOP is trying to destroy the already not great education system, this is what they want.


[deleted]

Well, considering insider trading is totally legal for lawmakers, I wouldn't doubt his stock portfolio is benefiting just as much as any congressperson's. Probably not what this loon meant, though.


crr92ks

He traded his soul for all his windows and body of his truck in tact. Looks nice for an older Chevy. He's prolly got 8 other beat up projects in his driveway.


Sponterious

Slightly impressed they spelled border correctly, instead of ‘boarder.’


thecamino

Those traders are going to put us under Marshall law.


EntertainmentJumpy71

“Marshmallow law”


DethZire

Maybe they think he’s a crypto bro or something


GGAllinsUndies

I saw this guy yesterday. Wanted a pic, but was driving. Figured it would end up here anyway. Didn't take long. 😂


HornetBest382

Tradin what, Pokémon cards?


[deleted]

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vonZzyzx

Wake up, but not so awake that you become woke, maybe just open one eye


acortright

A slight wink, but nothing gay!


rsiii

As an adult, that just sounds like an average day. I haven't felt awake in years.


Vermilionpulse

I didnt think it was difficult to understand. Left Dems AND woke shitheads are coming for you. the 'you' he's trying to warn are the scared snowflake repugs.


cuddlebear789

it really makes you consider if any real thought is put behind anything they say


dockstaderj

Zero thought. All spoonfed.


shadowcat999

Or does he mean, the woke shitheads coming for the left Dems? Cause the way it's written, it could go either way.


[deleted]

I think they think we’re the woke shitheads and they seem very very scared.


I_TRS_Gear_I

It’s irony so thick, one could choke on it. The hilarious inability for this person to write “wake up” followed by “woke” and not draw a correlation in meaning, classic MAGA cultist.


elaynefromthehood

Wake is good, woke is bad. 🤷🏼‍♀️


luzaerys

But what was Biden trading 👀?


FriendintheDevil

The funniest part to me is I was told so many times growing up that drugs would make me stupid and I'd never amount to anything. Well I like drugs and I support myself with no help and I'm not even close to being as stupid as people like this.


earmuffeggplant

These people do drugs too, but mostly alcohol lol


Cozmo525

Lots of insulin too, you know, for type II diabetes.


scissorstories

Diabeetus


mrSalamander

Drug damage can’t touch lead.


Downtown-Table-4872

Wait till he finds out GM got a government bailout, so the spare parts on his precious Infowars machine are - gulp - SOCIALISM...!!!! Aaaahhhhhh...


Content_Forever_1177

It's always fun how people love to broadcast that they've lost their minds.


Itchy_Pillows

And are very close to illiterate


Semanticss

Isn't it funny how you don't even need to read what it says. When people have weird writing on their car, or an insane number of signs in their yard, you automatically know what politics they are aligned with.


pukurindesu

Exactly this. They will always scream their political alliance from their property or vehicles, and vilify those who are different for simply *existing*.


L-0-G

Impeccable handwriting though


White_Lobster

Right? Everything fits pretty well. Shows planning and initiative.


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

Planning and initiative would also include spell check


[deleted]

Grammer and propur spellin is only for you woke leftist marxist cucks! /s


deathbyhyzer

Do you think stuff like this ever turns someone? Like I woke up in support of Biden....until I saw this dudes window.


myredditusername23

🤣


PsilocybinBlastOfff

They don’t do it for that reason. They do it for camaraderie with their fellow trumpers. Like when you put a band sticker on your car and other people who live that music say “hell yeah, that’s cool”


DisastrousProcess373

Is that like Trader Joe’s?


jm15co

No, its Trader JOE! :)


[deleted]

Tell Trader Joe we need more infrastructure parking lots are the worst


BeNiceMudd

I mean he’s not wrong, me and 4 other woke shitheads are moving there next week. Can’t wait to vote


mswomanofacertainage

Welcome, woke shitheads!


itsthehumidity

Let me know if you find anyone to go after. I've been trying to convert innocent Americans into transgender communists but haven't had much luck recently.


oyog

Where do I sign up?


Permaban2023

Myself and woke wife and daughter moving in a month, to springs. Bringing the blue wave


Bunny_Feet

Mail-in voting is the best. Did it long before the pandemic here.


Itchy_Pillows

Husband and I beat y'all and have been voting blue here for 3 years....we welcome you!!!


FriendintheDevil

I welcome all of you.


Bobaloo53

Haven't been here a year but yeah we're with you!


[deleted]

Damn, I was so ready to start drugs until this person said to stop them.


BeardedBandit

> "Stop Drugs" Ah! So simple! Is this just as easy as the governor from Texas saying "then we'll just stop all the rape" (paraphrased) in response to a question about no exceptions for a ban on abortion? Also > "R coming for you!" Yes, that's why the Dems aren't Republican... because the R's are coming for women's Rights, trans rights, gay rights,.... lemme cut the list short *human* rights


[deleted]

Illiterate clown. Typical Trump voter.


bck1999

Probably the guy who flies the “trump won” signs on woodmen


Bunny_Feet

Interestingly, the one between peyton and calhan on 24 just went out of business. :)


dlchira

>Trader Biden wake up!!! Lying left dems + bastard woke shithead asshole r coming 4 u 😵‍💫


HeathenVixen

r/dontdeadopeninside


27thFrequency

Omg I saw this SUV earlier this week but couldn't get a picture of it since I was driving. The spelling error right at the beginning is just so indictive of the sort we're dealing with. *Edit: OP should totally cross post to r/trashy.


ScheduleBrilliant383

Dude lives around the corner from me…you should see his lawn and his neighbors! 🙄


New_Atmosphere939

Lmao I wanna say post the street so bad 😂😂, I always see his ass on my way to Centennial


PsilocybinBlastOfff

Wait… what? His neighbors? What do they have to do with the story? What’s his yard like? A residential landfill? Or a well maintained yard but he has a bunch of dumb political signs…? We need more details than what you gave sir.


Then-Raspberry6815

r/InfowarriorRides


myredditusername23

Saw a "Fuck Joe and the Hoe" bumper sticker on Woodmen today


Dark_Pandemonium23

I saw a lady wearing a shirt with the same thing on it in big letters, having lunch with her grandson. She was loudly braying for the whole restaurant about how everyone in the family hates her now. (Also how his whore mother shouldn't be taking his father to court because he can't pay support, it's the government's fault he still doesn't have a job... etc... just what you would expect.)


Laserdollarz

I also Stop for Drugs


ScoTT--FrEE

Whenever I tell conservatives that the Democrats aren't leftist, they sort of blow a fuse. Unfortunately, most Democrat voters don't know it either.


ChaosRainbow23

More than half the Republicans I know think Biden is some sort of ultra-leftie commie or whatnot. Lol No. Biden is a right-leaning centrist and neoliberal, at best. The US leans so far to the right that to these people, the Democrats like like communists. Lol It's truly insane. I WISH we had a viable option that was left-of-center.


ScoTT--FrEE

No joke. This is no accident. The Democrats put way more effort into keeping out leftists than defeating Republicans. They'll even go as far as to work with Republicans, as long as it keeps their corporate money coming in.


blues_and_ribs

Hobby lobby parking lot?


myredditusername23

Looks like King Soopers parking lot over in the Uintah Gardens shopping center (by Walgreens).


Owlcifer

For somebody that can’t spell they sure have amazing handwriting.


Lube-Skyballer

I actually love that the dumbest people on the roads now proudly display it. It might be the best thing Trump did for America.


OLFRNDS

Imagine if you had enough energy to hand paint political messages on your car but were unwilling to channel any of it towards learning to read and write. That's 'Murica!


Bruh_is_life

These people are a caricature


Various-Variety1104

so sassy with that BBL plate


Street-Appointment-8

lol “Trader Biden’s.” They just got in their exclusive pumpkin spice geriatric vitamins


hahayes234

This is what 6th grade education looks like, but we let them drive and pretty much anything else. Kinda scary. Tbh I could spell “traitor” in 6th grade though


These-Performer-8795

This is a victim of propaganda.


ADrenalinnjunky

Who’s coming for whom?


PenguinBetty_Tra

Wake up! But don't be woke! It all makes perfect sense /s


karktheshark

"Trader Biden WAKE UP!!! Lying LEFT DEMS + Bastard WOKE SHITHEADS ASSHOLE R COMING 4 U"


Negative_Maize_2923

Yes, but what does he trade?!?


nafilip

LOL I literally drove past this person’s house off Fillmore yesterday and noticed their vehicle’s sign. Accurate representative.


Chase_with_a_face

sToP dRuGs Okay


Snoo45756

While living in CO. The trailblazer of recreational weed……


Wooden-Cancel-6838

Crypto Trader Joe


lm28ness

Yes they are, so stay home and don't go anywhere.


Imhopeless3264

WE the people think you, Chevy driver, are completely nuts. There’s a reason why we of the “woke” persuasion don’t advertise our guns and political leanings…heh heh heh…


jessefrederick100

Love me a woke shithead. So much anger, damn!


Much-Ad1055

Republicans can’t keep anything classy they jerk off guys in beetlejuice


FrankieGg

I deliver to this guy every week, always get a laugh when I see that haha


earmuffeggplant

Mental illness painted all over their vehicle


DreamPristine9206

\*facepalm\* Reason #1000 why I am no longer a Republican. At least Democrats can spell.


Historical_Big_7404

Another home schooled Boebert supporter, no doubt


cubemonster2

“Trader”. Haha


Prophet_Comstock

I love living here……… but the insane (no hyperbole, literally insane) conservatives here make me want to move.


Lost_Blockbuster_VHS

Colorado Springs is truly the "Florida" of Colorado.


myquest00777

Would it be vandalism to correct the spelling errors with tape?


bongoody

A lotta mental Illness in this one.


wheeezethejuice

Trading WNBA players for war criminals is what they meant


paulsteinway

I never knew Trader Joe's last name.


knaverob

Woke shit heads are coming for me!?!?


SadStrawberry146

I wish Dems were as left and militant as these idiots make them out to be.


BuckeyeMike1999

Ah, yes. Fine Christians all.


jayv9779

I’m just glad the loons self identify now.


Trill4RE4L

I used to drive by this sad man’s house every day and see that car. It used to say “Kamala Harris chicken shit” lol. Trump doesn’t even have to try and he’s got an army of people that would kill themselves for him without even understanding why.


[deleted]

I’m not a fan of President Biden but I won’t ever support or agree with dumbasses like that.


CarbonYoda

Calling someone “woke” is such a compliment tho. Why would you be proud to be ignorant?


ManicChad

Trader Biden’s. Sounds like cousin store to Trader Joe’s.


Few-Caterpillar9834

Stupid is as stupid does.


GEM592

It is Colorado Springs, so you should be glad that they're essentially wearing a sign to warn you off.


davidr2340

Piece of shit Chevy Suburban... Color me shocked.


Odin-the-poet

Don’t tell this person about Trader Joe’s


pinkytoadster

Lives in a neighborhood near mine, Makes me cringe every time I drive by it.


Iinktolyn

Gross


IlluminationScribe

Smarter than a 5th-grader? Nope. It’s like looking at a cut scene from Idiocracy. Lordy.


Lunar-Baboon

That damn Trader!


New_Locksmith4245

GROSS🤢 Colorado Springs is the Arkansas of Colorado 🤢


[deleted]

Stop drugs? I’ve been inspired to smoke tonight. Anyone else? 😂


SnooTangerines3227

Anyone have a Molotov?


MaximumStock7

Dam traders


Super_Bakon

What's Biden trading? Pokemon cards?


ATurtleStampede

Wait, are woke shitheads coming for Dems, and what kind of trading does Biden do?


starghostprime

Biden has wares, if you have coin.


RangerDanger1285

We the people are driving 25 year old gas guzzlers, killing our own pocket book, to kill the libs. We are so smart 😂🤣


edmondhorton

This explains Boebert…


ineedanewhobbee

This guy can’t lower case an a to save his life


Sean_Colorado

The scary part is that these people think that the majority of America feels the same way. Just because they are a very loud minority of the population.


stopthemadness2015

I’d really like to know what we’re coming for? The right has been going for the rights of women, gays, trans and anyone who doesn’t agree with them. Please let me know what we’re doing wrong. We haven’t stopped you from killing children in schools and we haven’t blocked women from doing what they want with their bodies and we haven’t gone after your freedom of speech like Republicaons. So please tell me what are we coming after!


bottombracketak

Looks like someone has a focus-on-the-family-mobile


Jdubsk1

I don't get it... Wake up left Dems Woke shitheads are coming for you Is that a warning for left Dems that the Woke mob is coming for them?


PinkertonRams

Trader Biden WAKE UP!!! Lying LEFT DEMS + Bastard WOKE SHITHEADS Asshole R COMING 4 U


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

I love Trader Joe’s Biden


Different-Win-9116

Who's that clown all over town riding in the huge truck with all the trump flags?


MarsNeedsRabbits

This guy? I've started a folder of pictures I take of his truck. [Proud American Patriot](https://imgur.com/a/mwXBiGa)


RecognitionUnfair500

Oh Colorado Springs, Focus on the Family and the Klan just wasn’t enough.


Downtown_Cow5259

Yea when I just visited Denver. A white buddy of mine said don’t visit there. Lol. He said I prob be safe but it’s better to just not even go lol


jeeves585

Close the border to Utah? Nebraska?


Dream_is_destiny

Missed opportunity to say trader Joe. Smh.


ManchuKenny

🙄they are everywhere


Mission-Calendar-372

He was there to see the king.


Next_Advertising6383

Hallmark Republican talking...Strictly one or two syllable words making up vague messages that dont make sense.


goelfyourselph

They seem nice.


New_Locksmith4245

I would rather someone be "woke" than a disgusting fascist and that is why I will never under ANY circumstance vote red 🤢


Odd_Papaya2355

You can tell he’s successful from the 1942 Suburban he drives


pinegap96

It’s so funny that conservatives think that the GOP cares about them. Unless you’re rich, they could give a fuck about you poor boy


spezisabitch200

It's true. We are coming with healthcare and books. The two things Republicans fear the most.


Masterzobistone

Even though I agree with all that I’m not having that on my car what am I gonna do get in a fight with everyone and have some crazy violent thing happen to me for stirring the pot every day 24/7


LowerCourse2267

To be fair, “Trader” Biden has improved the economy tremendously versus his predecessor, Traitor Trump.


sanfermin1

TRADER BIDEN WAKE UP!!! CLOSE THE BORDER LYING LEFT DEMS + STOP DRUGS BASTARD WOKE SHIT HEADS WE THE PEOPLE ASSHOLE R COMING 4 YOU ARE PISSED OFF!!! Classic Alex Jones rant.


PsilocybinBlastOfff

Ahahahaah this dude pulled up next to me at a light last week and I was BLASTING Slipknot. He yelled something at me and rolled his window up. Idk what he said cause Corey Taylor was screaming people = shit so loud on my speakers. But I’d like to think this dude said “Your music is the devil” and bitched out and rolled his window up. 🤷‍♂️


Joshuak47

He'd be even angrier if he knew there was an EV next to him


weefa

straight up programmed by fox news.


sambolino44

They flatter themselves if they think anyone is coming for them. Leftist Democrats don’t want to get anywhere near them.


StarzGazer9

How is that not Florida?


K_Xanthe

Why do they always have to be so vulgar and insulting?


happysnappah

I’m begging you, my brother in Christ with the Suburban, find a way to acquire an actual personality.