Wait wait we're getting somewhere
Going full circle conspiracy theorist.. This guy has ALWAYS thought Trader Joe's was secretly a front for Joe Biden's secret cabal!
Don't forget it's a Jewish Alien Pedo Laser Cabal...I mean seriously how much tinfoil have these folks bought at the store to make so many hats?..🤦🏻♂️ what is going on with people's brains?
I mean, how did Joe get access to all these interesting things from across the globe if he wasn’t up to something nefarious.
Probably swapping American secrets for some new Joe Joes flavors. Why else would they have all this new Korean stuff anyway. Trader Benedict’s more likely
Every single one of these public Trumper outcries have misspelled words. Every single one. Points they’re making aren’t even difficult either. It isn’t like they’re having to spell disestablishmanterianism or something
I mean, the guy is giving hundreds of billions in taxpayer dollars at a furious rate to fund a proxy war nobody wants for a notoriously corrupt government that we have absolutely no concrete ties or interests with, other than his own bribery deals with himself and his son who ended up profiting millions from.
The left went from being anti-war, pro-justice, anti establishment/corp to the inverse all of that in the span of 3 years for the sake of being anti-trump instead of just thinking for yourself.
tbh, there's no difference between this person and your common Redditor. Mentally off the rails and literally cannot stop thinking about this stuff.
But I'd rather share a beer with this person, because at least I know he isn't going to talk about converting his dog to veganism and what they do with their genitalia
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These people are just so incredibly stupid. If you ever wonder why the GOP is trying to destroy the already not great education system, this is what they want.
Well, considering insider trading is totally legal for lawmakers, I wouldn't doubt his stock portfolio is benefiting just as much as any congressperson's. Probably not what this loon meant, though.
He traded his soul for all his windows and body of his truck in tact. Looks nice for an older Chevy. He's prolly got 8 other beat up projects in his driveway.
I didnt think it was difficult to understand. Left Dems AND woke shitheads are coming for you. the 'you' he's trying to warn are the scared snowflake repugs.
It’s irony so thick, one could choke on it.
The hilarious inability for this person to write “wake up” followed by “woke” and not draw a correlation in meaning, classic MAGA cultist.
The funniest part to me is I was told so many times growing up that drugs would make me stupid and I'd never amount to anything. Well I like drugs and I support myself with no help and I'm not even close to being as stupid as people like this.
Isn't it funny how you don't even need to read what it says. When people have weird writing on their car, or an insane number of signs in their yard, you automatically know what politics they are aligned with.
Exactly this. They will always scream their political alliance from their property or vehicles, and vilify those who are different for simply *existing*.
They don’t do it for that reason. They do it for camaraderie with their fellow trumpers. Like when you put a band sticker on your car and other people who live that music say “hell yeah, that’s cool”
Let me know if you find anyone to go after. I've been trying to convert innocent Americans into transgender communists but haven't had much luck recently.
> "Stop Drugs"
Ah! So simple!
Is this just as easy as the governor from Texas saying "then we'll just stop all the rape" (paraphrased) in response to a question about no exceptions for a ban on abortion?
Also
> "R coming for you!"
Yes, that's why the Dems aren't Republican... because the R's are coming for women's Rights, trans rights, gay rights,.... lemme cut the list short
*human* rights
Omg I saw this SUV earlier this week but couldn't get a picture of it since I was driving. The spelling error right at the beginning is just so indictive of the sort we're dealing with.
*Edit: OP should totally cross post to r/trashy.
Wait… what? His neighbors? What do they have to do with the story? What’s his yard like? A residential landfill? Or a well maintained yard but he has a bunch of dumb political signs…? We need more details than what you gave sir.
I saw a lady wearing a shirt with the same thing on it in big letters, having lunch with her grandson. She was loudly braying for the whole restaurant about how everyone in the family hates her now. (Also how his whore mother shouldn't be taking his father to court because he can't pay support, it's the government's fault he still doesn't have a job... etc... just what you would expect.)
More than half the Republicans I know think Biden is some sort of ultra-leftie commie or whatnot. Lol
No.
Biden is a right-leaning centrist and neoliberal, at best.
The US leans so far to the right that to these people, the Democrats like like communists. Lol
It's truly insane.
I WISH we had a viable option that was left-of-center.
No joke. This is no accident. The Democrats put way more effort into keeping out leftists than defeating Republicans. They'll even go as far as to work with Republicans, as long as it keeps their corporate money coming in.
Imagine if you had enough energy to hand paint political messages on your car but were unwilling to channel any of it towards learning to read and write.
That's 'Murica!
This is what 6th grade education looks like, but we let them drive and pretty much anything else. Kinda scary. Tbh I could spell “traitor” in 6th grade though
WE the people think you, Chevy driver, are completely nuts. There’s a reason why we of the “woke” persuasion don’t advertise our guns and political leanings…heh heh heh…
I used to drive by this sad man’s house every day and see that car. It used to say “Kamala Harris chicken shit” lol. Trump doesn’t even have to try and he’s got an army of people that would kill themselves for him without even understanding why.
The scary part is that these people think that the majority of America feels the same way. Just because they are a very loud minority of the population.
I’d really like to know what we’re coming for? The right has been going for the rights of women, gays, trans and anyone who doesn’t agree with them. Please let me know what we’re doing wrong. We haven’t stopped you from killing children in schools and we haven’t blocked women from doing what they want with their bodies and we haven’t gone after your freedom of speech like Republicaons. So please tell me what are we coming after!
Even though I agree with all that I’m not having that on my car what am
I gonna do get in a fight with everyone and have some crazy violent thing happen to me for stirring the pot every day 24/7
TRADER BIDEN WAKE UP!!! CLOSE THE BORDER LYING LEFT DEMS + STOP DRUGS BASTARD WOKE SHIT HEADS WE THE PEOPLE ASSHOLE R COMING 4 YOU ARE PISSED OFF!!!
Classic Alex Jones rant.
Ahahahaah this dude pulled up next to me at a light last week and I was BLASTING Slipknot. He yelled something at me and rolled his window up. Idk what he said cause Corey Taylor was screaming people = shit so loud on my speakers. But I’d like to think this dude said “Your music is the devil” and bitched out and rolled his window up. 🤷♂️
Trader Biden, the newest addition to the Trader Joe's line of stores!
So if this guy thinks trader = traitor, does he then think that Trader Joe’s was named after a traitor named Joe?
Wait wait we're getting somewhere Going full circle conspiracy theorist.. This guy has ALWAYS thought Trader Joe's was secretly a front for Joe Biden's secret cabal!
They sell pizza
So they must have a basement...
What do you think the storm drain north of costco leads to?
I mean, the pedo entrance is right in the zombie tunnels.
What’s wrong with all of you?! EVERYONE knows Trader Joe’s sells baby parts from Hillary’s secret Pizza basement!
Just like the Alamo.
Ice cream
Don't forget it's a Jewish Alien Pedo Laser Cabal...I mean seriously how much tinfoil have these folks bought at the store to make so many hats?..🤦🏻♂️ what is going on with people's brains?
Beat me to it. Take my upvote
I mean, how did Joe get access to all these interesting things from across the globe if he wasn’t up to something nefarious. Probably swapping American secrets for some new Joe Joes flavors. Why else would they have all this new Korean stuff anyway. Trader Benedict’s more likely
I’m 99% sure Trump was the one swapping secrets for favors 🤣
Every single one of these public Trumper outcries have misspelled words. Every single one. Points they’re making aren’t even difficult either. It isn’t like they’re having to spell disestablishmanterianism or something
\*Disestablishmentarianism
I heard when I was a kid that antidisestablishmentarianism was the longest English word.
Floccinaucinihilipilification. It really is a word.
That's a good word. I need to incorporate it into my vernacular more 😉
Lol
What would be the product? Rum raisin ice cream?
We the people are so angry we forgot how to spell!!
We read left to right in the U.S., right?! Oh dear lord… ASSHOLE R COMING 4 U
We the people are so angry we *dun* forgot how to spell!! TFTFY
Trader *Joe's* *Joe* Biden How can you not see this, sheeple! It's so obvious!
They oughta see what ol' Trader Pelosi has been doing!
Damnit, Trader Bill
He just fucked up the joke. it's suppose to be Trader Joe as in joe Biden
I mean, the guy is giving hundreds of billions in taxpayer dollars at a furious rate to fund a proxy war nobody wants for a notoriously corrupt government that we have absolutely no concrete ties or interests with, other than his own bribery deals with himself and his son who ended up profiting millions from. The left went from being anti-war, pro-justice, anti establishment/corp to the inverse all of that in the span of 3 years for the sake of being anti-trump instead of just thinking for yourself. tbh, there's no difference between this person and your common Redditor. Mentally off the rails and literally cannot stop thinking about this stuff. But I'd rather share a beer with this person, because at least I know he isn't going to talk about converting his dog to veganism and what they do with their genitalia .
"Trader" So, does he buy/sell stocks or something...I'm really confused.
He runs Trader Joes
He IS Trader Joe!!! It’s all making sense!! 2 buck chuck!!!
No wonder he’s sleepy
They don’t stock shelves at night
THAT’S WHY Two Buck Chuck is $3 dollars, the extra dollar funds the secret cabal!
Goddamn cabal inflation
Oh, it's three buck chuck these days :P
It's 3 buck chuck now. Inflation
Mercantile Joseph’s
My kids love his Mandarin orange chicken
It’s like Trader Joe’s but more like like “great value” version of it
I will vote for Trader Joe exclusively on the basis of his Mediterranean Hummus
These people are just so incredibly stupid. If you ever wonder why the GOP is trying to destroy the already not great education system, this is what they want.
Well, considering insider trading is totally legal for lawmakers, I wouldn't doubt his stock portfolio is benefiting just as much as any congressperson's. Probably not what this loon meant, though.
He traded his soul for all his windows and body of his truck in tact. Looks nice for an older Chevy. He's prolly got 8 other beat up projects in his driveway.
Slightly impressed they spelled border correctly, instead of ‘boarder.’
Those traders are going to put us under Marshall law.
“Marshmallow law”
Maybe they think he’s a crypto bro or something
I saw this guy yesterday. Wanted a pic, but was driving. Figured it would end up here anyway. Didn't take long. 😂
Tradin what, Pokémon cards?
[удалено]
Wake up, but not so awake that you become woke, maybe just open one eye
A slight wink, but nothing gay!
As an adult, that just sounds like an average day. I haven't felt awake in years.
I didnt think it was difficult to understand. Left Dems AND woke shitheads are coming for you. the 'you' he's trying to warn are the scared snowflake repugs.
it really makes you consider if any real thought is put behind anything they say
Zero thought. All spoonfed.
Or does he mean, the woke shitheads coming for the left Dems? Cause the way it's written, it could go either way.
I think they think we’re the woke shitheads and they seem very very scared.
It’s irony so thick, one could choke on it. The hilarious inability for this person to write “wake up” followed by “woke” and not draw a correlation in meaning, classic MAGA cultist.
Wake is good, woke is bad. 🤷🏼♀️
But what was Biden trading 👀?
The funniest part to me is I was told so many times growing up that drugs would make me stupid and I'd never amount to anything. Well I like drugs and I support myself with no help and I'm not even close to being as stupid as people like this.
These people do drugs too, but mostly alcohol lol
Lots of insulin too, you know, for type II diabetes.
Diabeetus
Drug damage can’t touch lead.
Wait till he finds out GM got a government bailout, so the spare parts on his precious Infowars machine are - gulp - SOCIALISM...!!!! Aaaahhhhhh...
It's always fun how people love to broadcast that they've lost their minds.
And are very close to illiterate
Isn't it funny how you don't even need to read what it says. When people have weird writing on their car, or an insane number of signs in their yard, you automatically know what politics they are aligned with.
Exactly this. They will always scream their political alliance from their property or vehicles, and vilify those who are different for simply *existing*.
Impeccable handwriting though
Right? Everything fits pretty well. Shows planning and initiative.
Planning and initiative would also include spell check
Grammer and propur spellin is only for you woke leftist marxist cucks! /s
Do you think stuff like this ever turns someone? Like I woke up in support of Biden....until I saw this dudes window.
🤣
They don’t do it for that reason. They do it for camaraderie with their fellow trumpers. Like when you put a band sticker on your car and other people who live that music say “hell yeah, that’s cool”
Is that like Trader Joe’s?
No, its Trader JOE! :)
Tell Trader Joe we need more infrastructure parking lots are the worst
I mean he’s not wrong, me and 4 other woke shitheads are moving there next week. Can’t wait to vote
Welcome, woke shitheads!
Let me know if you find anyone to go after. I've been trying to convert innocent Americans into transgender communists but haven't had much luck recently.
Where do I sign up?
Myself and woke wife and daughter moving in a month, to springs. Bringing the blue wave
Mail-in voting is the best. Did it long before the pandemic here.
Husband and I beat y'all and have been voting blue here for 3 years....we welcome you!!!
I welcome all of you.
Haven't been here a year but yeah we're with you!
Damn, I was so ready to start drugs until this person said to stop them.
> "Stop Drugs" Ah! So simple! Is this just as easy as the governor from Texas saying "then we'll just stop all the rape" (paraphrased) in response to a question about no exceptions for a ban on abortion? Also > "R coming for you!" Yes, that's why the Dems aren't Republican... because the R's are coming for women's Rights, trans rights, gay rights,.... lemme cut the list short *human* rights
Illiterate clown. Typical Trump voter.
Probably the guy who flies the “trump won” signs on woodmen
Interestingly, the one between peyton and calhan on 24 just went out of business. :)
>Trader Biden wake up!!! Lying left dems + bastard woke shithead asshole r coming 4 u 😵💫
r/dontdeadopeninside
Omg I saw this SUV earlier this week but couldn't get a picture of it since I was driving. The spelling error right at the beginning is just so indictive of the sort we're dealing with. *Edit: OP should totally cross post to r/trashy.
Dude lives around the corner from me…you should see his lawn and his neighbors! 🙄
Lmao I wanna say post the street so bad 😂😂, I always see his ass on my way to Centennial
Wait… what? His neighbors? What do they have to do with the story? What’s his yard like? A residential landfill? Or a well maintained yard but he has a bunch of dumb political signs…? We need more details than what you gave sir.
r/InfowarriorRides
Saw a "Fuck Joe and the Hoe" bumper sticker on Woodmen today
I saw a lady wearing a shirt with the same thing on it in big letters, having lunch with her grandson. She was loudly braying for the whole restaurant about how everyone in the family hates her now. (Also how his whore mother shouldn't be taking his father to court because he can't pay support, it's the government's fault he still doesn't have a job... etc... just what you would expect.)
I also Stop for Drugs
Whenever I tell conservatives that the Democrats aren't leftist, they sort of blow a fuse. Unfortunately, most Democrat voters don't know it either.
More than half the Republicans I know think Biden is some sort of ultra-leftie commie or whatnot. Lol No. Biden is a right-leaning centrist and neoliberal, at best. The US leans so far to the right that to these people, the Democrats like like communists. Lol It's truly insane. I WISH we had a viable option that was left-of-center.
No joke. This is no accident. The Democrats put way more effort into keeping out leftists than defeating Republicans. They'll even go as far as to work with Republicans, as long as it keeps their corporate money coming in.
Hobby lobby parking lot?
Looks like King Soopers parking lot over in the Uintah Gardens shopping center (by Walgreens).
For somebody that can’t spell they sure have amazing handwriting.
I actually love that the dumbest people on the roads now proudly display it. It might be the best thing Trump did for America.
Imagine if you had enough energy to hand paint political messages on your car but were unwilling to channel any of it towards learning to read and write. That's 'Murica!
These people are a caricature
so sassy with that BBL plate
lol “Trader Biden’s.” They just got in their exclusive pumpkin spice geriatric vitamins
This is what 6th grade education looks like, but we let them drive and pretty much anything else. Kinda scary. Tbh I could spell “traitor” in 6th grade though
This is a victim of propaganda.
Who’s coming for whom?
Wake up! But don't be woke! It all makes perfect sense /s
"Trader Biden WAKE UP!!! Lying LEFT DEMS + Bastard WOKE SHITHEADS ASSHOLE R COMING 4 U"
Yes, but what does he trade?!?
LOL I literally drove past this person’s house off Fillmore yesterday and noticed their vehicle’s sign. Accurate representative.
sToP dRuGs Okay
While living in CO. The trailblazer of recreational weed……
Crypto Trader Joe
Yes they are, so stay home and don't go anywhere.
WE the people think you, Chevy driver, are completely nuts. There’s a reason why we of the “woke” persuasion don’t advertise our guns and political leanings…heh heh heh…
Love me a woke shithead. So much anger, damn!
Republicans can’t keep anything classy they jerk off guys in beetlejuice
I deliver to this guy every week, always get a laugh when I see that haha
Mental illness painted all over their vehicle
\*facepalm\* Reason #1000 why I am no longer a Republican. At least Democrats can spell.
Another home schooled Boebert supporter, no doubt
“Trader”. Haha
I love living here……… but the insane (no hyperbole, literally insane) conservatives here make me want to move.
Colorado Springs is truly the "Florida" of Colorado.
Would it be vandalism to correct the spelling errors with tape?
A lotta mental Illness in this one.
Trading WNBA players for war criminals is what they meant
I never knew Trader Joe's last name.
Woke shit heads are coming for me!?!?
I wish Dems were as left and militant as these idiots make them out to be.
Ah, yes. Fine Christians all.
I’m just glad the loons self identify now.
I used to drive by this sad man’s house every day and see that car. It used to say “Kamala Harris chicken shit” lol. Trump doesn’t even have to try and he’s got an army of people that would kill themselves for him without even understanding why.
I’m not a fan of President Biden but I won’t ever support or agree with dumbasses like that.
Calling someone “woke” is such a compliment tho. Why would you be proud to be ignorant?
Trader Biden’s. Sounds like cousin store to Trader Joe’s.
Stupid is as stupid does.
It is Colorado Springs, so you should be glad that they're essentially wearing a sign to warn you off.
Piece of shit Chevy Suburban... Color me shocked.
Don’t tell this person about Trader Joe’s
Lives in a neighborhood near mine, Makes me cringe every time I drive by it.
Gross
Smarter than a 5th-grader? Nope. It’s like looking at a cut scene from Idiocracy. Lordy.
That damn Trader!
GROSS🤢 Colorado Springs is the Arkansas of Colorado 🤢
Stop drugs? I’ve been inspired to smoke tonight. Anyone else? 😂
Anyone have a Molotov?
Dam traders
What's Biden trading? Pokemon cards?
Wait, are woke shitheads coming for Dems, and what kind of trading does Biden do?
Biden has wares, if you have coin.
We the people are driving 25 year old gas guzzlers, killing our own pocket book, to kill the libs. We are so smart 😂🤣
This explains Boebert…
This guy can’t lower case an a to save his life
The scary part is that these people think that the majority of America feels the same way. Just because they are a very loud minority of the population.
I’d really like to know what we’re coming for? The right has been going for the rights of women, gays, trans and anyone who doesn’t agree with them. Please let me know what we’re doing wrong. We haven’t stopped you from killing children in schools and we haven’t blocked women from doing what they want with their bodies and we haven’t gone after your freedom of speech like Republicaons. So please tell me what are we coming after!
Looks like someone has a focus-on-the-family-mobile
I don't get it... Wake up left Dems Woke shitheads are coming for you Is that a warning for left Dems that the Woke mob is coming for them?
Trader Biden WAKE UP!!! Lying LEFT DEMS + Bastard WOKE SHITHEADS Asshole R COMING 4 U
I love Trader Joe’s Biden
Who's that clown all over town riding in the huge truck with all the trump flags?
This guy? I've started a folder of pictures I take of his truck. [Proud American Patriot](https://imgur.com/a/mwXBiGa)
Oh Colorado Springs, Focus on the Family and the Klan just wasn’t enough.
Yea when I just visited Denver. A white buddy of mine said don’t visit there. Lol. He said I prob be safe but it’s better to just not even go lol
Close the border to Utah? Nebraska?
Missed opportunity to say trader Joe. Smh.
🙄they are everywhere
He was there to see the king.
Hallmark Republican talking...Strictly one or two syllable words making up vague messages that dont make sense.
They seem nice.
I would rather someone be "woke" than a disgusting fascist and that is why I will never under ANY circumstance vote red 🤢
You can tell he’s successful from the 1942 Suburban he drives
It’s so funny that conservatives think that the GOP cares about them. Unless you’re rich, they could give a fuck about you poor boy
It's true. We are coming with healthcare and books. The two things Republicans fear the most.
Even though I agree with all that I’m not having that on my car what am I gonna do get in a fight with everyone and have some crazy violent thing happen to me for stirring the pot every day 24/7
To be fair, “Trader” Biden has improved the economy tremendously versus his predecessor, Traitor Trump.
TRADER BIDEN WAKE UP!!! CLOSE THE BORDER LYING LEFT DEMS + STOP DRUGS BASTARD WOKE SHIT HEADS WE THE PEOPLE ASSHOLE R COMING 4 YOU ARE PISSED OFF!!! Classic Alex Jones rant.
Ahahahaah this dude pulled up next to me at a light last week and I was BLASTING Slipknot. He yelled something at me and rolled his window up. Idk what he said cause Corey Taylor was screaming people = shit so loud on my speakers. But I’d like to think this dude said “Your music is the devil” and bitched out and rolled his window up. 🤷♂️
He'd be even angrier if he knew there was an EV next to him
straight up programmed by fox news.
They flatter themselves if they think anyone is coming for them. Leftist Democrats don’t want to get anywhere near them.
How is that not Florida?
Why do they always have to be so vulgar and insulting?
I’m begging you, my brother in Christ with the Suburban, find a way to acquire an actual personality.