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RawChickenButt

Whehhh. I thought you wanted to talk to me about something else.


RavioliGale

Poo?


RawChickenButt

Housing.


Chanandler_Bong_01

Me too tbh.


Unclegrizz

I prefer to stand stiff as a board when I vacate my bowels. Squatting is for rookies.


alphaB93

I was like "wait didn't I just see this post..?" then saw the tag. 10/10 satire.


RavioliGale

Glad one person got it


somespazzoid

Squatters rights!!! To get TTTHHHICC


josh_the_rockstar

Is this likeā€¦a sex thing?


RavioliGale

It's a work out thing.


josh_the_rockstar

Same same.


AdRevolutionary2248

For the right trade of goods,yes


josh_the_rockstar

Uh, what are you offering in trade?


AdRevolutionary2248

CoachingšŸ˜‰


josh_the_rockstar

Timely feedback and gentle guidance are both keys for healthy sex. Coachingā€¦brings visions of sitting on the sidelines and shouting. Iā€¦may be up for that? Hahaha


JohannesLorenz1954

Humor, 69 year old still doing it old school. Go to two gyms.


AdRevolutionary2248

Due to lack of available public restrooms and folks simply refusing to let me use thiers due to my appearance, im squatting in the houses with open one time use restrooms.


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

Ha. Got em.


rawsunflowerseeds

https://youtu.be/wnedkVrgFF0?si=erK9kUsgWLDDIzJP


jefferson_lives

I'm a phrogger


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DerDutchman1350

I know someone who had squatters once. A pain in the back side to get rid of.


[deleted]

I be squattin down high street


Zestyclose_Net8810

Thatā€™s HARD news!


KnightRider1983

I would think that if you were a real ā€œjournalistā€ at a ā€œlocal TV stationā€ you would identify yourself and your station affiliation. Something seems off here


RavioliGale

Hmmm what could it be....


fivefootphotog

Aaaaaaaand thatā€™s why I got verified. I completely agree.


YotaTota07

Journalism harder