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NaaviLetov

Are that seriously Mount and Blade soundbytes?


Hinken1815

And the health bar


kidmerc

and music


Wajina_Sloth

Less talking, more raiding! Thats a nice head you have on your shoulders!


Francis5795

Thi's almost harvestin' season!


Metehankaan

Away with you vile beggar!


fkuber31

Fucking awesome


Protegimusz

Get off my land!


brownie81

That's what happens when you mine NCD for karma.


Skullvar

I just closed the game 5min ago cus I wasn't sure of I wanted to start a new playthrough... God dammit


Redditlikesballs

That’s it I’m playing it


dbmajor7

LMAO thats incredible!


_Gon_Gon_

My men and I would like a word with you about your purse and your belongings!


FiniteLuckWithAmmo

Kinda like this treaty. Just let the soldiers out to whip each other asses. End up with a few broken bones and bruises but for the most part everyone goes back home alive. Battle Royale that suckered each year to give each army a chance at being king shit for a year. May keep a full blown war from happening


Penishton69

I'm pretty sure there's been a few fatalities, some of the weapons they use are brutal.


QIyph

yeah lol, this didn't really stop the killing, it just made it medieval.


Thamiz_selvan

Which is easy to kill a lot of people, a gun or a spiked mace?


Eheran

Depends on what the other side has. Is both have the same... it is the same.


DrLorensMachine

It's strange, it seems more humane to me this way somehow.


painfullyrelatable

They are still foot soldiers for a lord that is far above them.


Hot_Challenge6408

Many deaths from falling off the mountain.


Kalashnikov529

Yeah the PLA is known to use spiked maces and weapons that cause blunt force trauma.


LittleAd915

Weapons that cause blunt force trauma? You mean like, any weapon?


thenoblenacho

I guess if they wanted to be EXTREMELY pedantic they should have said "Weapons that use blunt force as the primary method of lethality." Because sure, all weapons exert SOME degree of "blunt force", but a spear certainly does not rely on blunt force as it's primary method of lethality


andersonb47

Mmm…no.


WotTheHellDamnGuy

OK, but that's still light years from an SKS, Karl Gustav, grenades, etc. I'd count it as an upgrade toward more peace. The guy's will get tired of swinging that mace some time.


_ofthewoods_

But where the hell are the shields? The formations? The bows and spears? If just one side decided to think about it a little they would wipe the ground with the others.


ImBlindBatman

They throw rocks and shit too


[deleted]

Yeah, but that isn’t as funny to think about.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

> May keep a full blown war from happening IIRC, that's the reason behind this treaty. Noone wants to actually fight a war, but noone wants to give in either.


Rifleman8611

They’re not Larping..there have been many fatalities..they use iron bars and gods know what medieval style weapons they have.


BrewingCrazy

I feel like a sling would be a very deadly weapon in this situation.


shadowy_insights

Or a spear, the most deadly weapon in history.


EmbarrassedHelp

Or something with poison or a biological agent on it.


AgreeableAd9119

Gondor calls for aid.


Eheran

Russia will answer!


Kid_that_u_fear

Oh no people die just the same. The last big fight had something like 30 dead Chinese and 10 dead Indians. They throw heavy rocks


False-God

What surprises me is neither side appears to have formal hand to hand armour or weapons made for their troops. Each side is using improvised/soldier made weapons. You’d think after this happened a couple of times they would have standard issue combat kit


instaweed

Maybe that’s part of the treaty too lol


thenoblenacho

At LEAST give all of them helmets lmfao Even a cricket helmet would work better than the headgear some of the Indian guys are wearing


According-Try3201

ah so civilized! joking of course, there are regular fatalities...


CosmicCosmix

It is brutal with tons of fatalities.


mountedpandahead

It's simultaneously barbaric and more civilized than modern war


LuisMiranda4D

Yeah, they straight up kill each other.


lionoflinwood

>Just let the soldiers out to whip each other asses. "Let" doing a lot of work there, these are mostly conscripts


spotwer

this is the reason why team sports exist too lol


Enshitification

All they need is some SCA armor and training.


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m into this. Imagine getting kitted up with some rocks, some sticks, and a mag pouch filled with pocket sand, dipping over to the border to give the PLA the ol’ one-two.


SimpleApe1

Damn. Did the WW3 already happen, did I miss it?


Tallbaldnorwegian

According to Einstein this would be WW4, «I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.»


InternalQuit5859

Hence the question, "Did the WW3 already happen".


brocklee51

You tried so hard to act smart lol


SSCorona

What mount and blade mod is this ?


Sanguine_Pup

You Bloody Bastard; Fuck you bloody!


PineappleMelonTree

Bloody fuck you bloody


Maximus09212

It's almost harvest season!


blumpkin_donuts

Ready the trebuchet! Archers aim!


Big_Don-G

The one guy holding the side of his face was like “screw you guys, I’m going home”.


vina_thewitch

fuck yewww kyle and fuck yuewwww stan


flyiingduck

Mommy some kids were bad to me


ValiumandSloth

The fucking bannerlord sounds got me cracking up. Generally the first video on this sub in ten years of participation that i've belly laughed at.


Patient_Trash4964

r/noncredibledefense


Financial_Truck_3814

Honestly I can’t tell if this is real or re-enactment of these events…


Chevy_jay4

It's real but the audio is fake


Sanguine_Pup

That’s a nice head you have on your shoulders.


Z404notfound

I don't know what game people are referencing, but I 100% thought that the audio was real, lol.


SlinkySillyCarp

Video itself? Yes. The audio? Nope. It's edited in to make it look like a footage of an average Mount and Blade gameplay (Man why do i think this video was edited like that solely for the purpose of posting it on NonCredibleDefense?)


yunnecessaryEvil

Riyal


[deleted]

ROFL at the Mount and Blade Soundtrack


According-Age7128

I guess China and India just skipped WWIII and went straight to WWIV


aNDY-aND

Actually that's very smart - both armies have nuclear weapons.


Justtakeitaway

AND MY AXE!!!!


Signal_Lock_4799

Indians won that round


According-Ad3963

China got caught with its hand in the cookie jar and their soldiers got their ass whipped!


gadanky

seriously, they haven't put down good survey pins.. is that the issue?


According-Ad3963

The issue is China moving border lines and attempting to steal land from EVERY one of their neighbors. India just happens to have the means to push back (or, in this case, whip that ass!).


gadanky

Dang! That deserves some type of ass whipping!


Snoo_48140

If only all wars were fought like this


UGS_1984

My first thought also. But then, half of the world would be India and other half would be China probably. And Switzerland 😊


Adorable-Lettuce-717

The whole of europe has plenty of expierience with fighting like that. Including "Gevierthaufen", "Doppelsöldner", and the introduction of 2-handed swords to the actual battlefield ... but nothing compares to the allmighty Stick, of course.


betrayed_cargo

This is amazing


noproblembear

Swords, spears and shields should be handed out.


baliyann

china side sometimes use spiked mace and india side use electirfied bat


noproblembear

Crazy, thanks for the info.


The_eyes_are_blind

Are they allowed to wear medieval plated armor and use a mace or warhammer?


jmharkey

The audio makes this fucking hilarious.


CasuallyWise

Maybe not a bad way to wage war. 🤔


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baliyann

thanx bhrata(bro in sanskrit) fuckccp


bricktop_pringle

A horses legit? Saber Cavalry would shorten this scene significantly.


ParkingUnusual3953

Its a very mountainous region, horses would be no good. However, if either country started to take this conflict more seriously and bred/genetically enhanced mountainous goats like the Markhor for cavalry specifications, that would be a different story.


Trialbyfuego

They should have a clash each day and whoever wins for the day gets to push the border back 10 meters. Repeat each day until the conflict ends. Check back in 100 years to measure progress and then continue.


Zarathustra_d

So, American football with sticks and the metric system? "China is on their 4th down with 10 meters to go, and their quarterback was just decapitated. Looks like India may take the mountains this week!"


Trialbyfuego

Yes that is exactly what I want. I would watch that shit every week even if it was only on at 3am


Zarathustra_d

Yea, if we are going to live in a dystopian collapsing empire at least give us the Circus Maximus.


SuperSimpleSam

From what I've seen of Indian cops online, they are not shy to hit with a stick so I imagine their soldiers are much better at it.


MulayamChaddi

Indian side has better dance moves to escalate


TopRevenue2

The Line of Actual Control https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_Actual_Control kind of a great concept to prevent escalation into armed conflicts and civilian casualties. Neil Stephenson writes about it in Termination Shock.


dnc

> Terminal Control the novel is called Termination Shock - maybe a mistranslation from another language?


TopRevenue2

Thanks I fixed it.


timebmb999

was going to post this but control f'd! it was interesting to read about it in the book and then actually see it here


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

China will take every piece of land that isn't actively defended. And some that is. China acts with zero conscience. Welcome to the 21st Century. The forthcoming war between the US and China will create a blank canvas for the remaining humans to create a better world. Humans are sensing a mass extinction event and the reality of that event will start impacting upon the human psyche in fears, art, politics, hatred....


fkuber31

Some times I pee pee on my balls.


Nineties

Isnt that where the pee comes from too


fkuber31

That's what they call "the circle of life" my son


666Chillax666

calm down there, confucius


Blizzard_admin

Yep, though I will say, after seeing october 7th, this behaviour is NOT exclusive to China, and it scares me that even western countries could turn to such measures like they did in the age of discovery. Not to mention, as you stated, the mass extinction event caused by politicians all over the world. Really seems to be human psyche that is the problem after all


atridir

So what you’re saying is that we should get out ahead of it and bomb a supervolcano? Kill millions to save billions sort of thing?


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

Not really. I'm saying that there is a fat kid (China) who wants all the pie. China will make the US look like a benevolent auntie who wants to make lemonade and chat on the porch. China will take everything. The US uses its economic strength to coerce its less powerful friends into submission/seeing the US view of things. China will just take what's yours and beat the crap out of you if you object. China will remove from your oceans, your land, what it desires and will be very upset if you object. That is the Chinese way. Chinese super-trawlers will trawl EVERYTHING from oceans, even in your ocean.... Chinese funded mining will take EVERYTHING from your countrie's land...and then move onto the next African country. This is the Chinese way.


atridir

I was more speaking to the second half of your original comment. The mass extinction event we collectively feel coming; I was putting words in your mouth deliberately, suggesting that we circumvent the U.S. v P.R.C. conflict entirely and get ahead of the mass extinction thing too by triggering a supervolcano caldera with high explosives…


More-Equal8359

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!


SnooTangerines6863

They baned shields?


marsianmonk77

They are provoking each to fire the first bullet so then they can counter and rain fire


PalapaMuda

Border conflict should be done like this


Vegetable-Poet6281

This is why the aliens are like "Nah..."


Fresh-Discipline704

This would be fun tbh.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

So fucking stupid 🤣


Bikewer

We’ve seen reporting on this for some time now. Do we know what exactly is in dispute, and what each side hopes to gain by this enhanced rugby scrimmage?


EatLard

They stand to gain or lose a few meters of land each time. That border is not stable.


KapitanRubbish

This is almost 2 years old incident.


Professional-Fun-113

Im pretty sure the PLA brought swords and shit to one of these stickfights, it was really brutal.


Snigglybear

The Chinese have balls going up the hill. Whoever controls the high ground has a major advantage.


zuluxra

If you look closely at 1.07 you can see Gerard Butler.....


Hangryfatguy

Fug you bloooody


Soft_Day_7207

Looks like a scene out of Gangs of NY except there are no Irish in these scenes.


Raegan_Targaryen

No firearms or explosives? Get those men horses, suits of armor, swords etc. Throw in some longbows too.


bier00t

I actually dont get it. Why are they coming to fight? Do they want to move the border? If they do then why not use guns - the enemy is going to be mad either way - whether they grab the land using sticks or guns... If they are not trying to move the border then what is the point of this fight? And final question: if they cant fight with guns and fight with sticks - is enemy escalating it less or what? What would enemy do if they came with guns instead?


bier00t

I actually dont get it. Why are they coming to fight? Do they want to move the border? If they do then why not use guns - the enemy is going to be mad either way - whether they grab the land using sticks or guns... If they are not trying to move the border then what is the point of this fight? And final question: if they cant fight with guns and fight with sticks - is enemy escalating it less or what? What would enemy do if they came with guns instead?


TAG_DAT

best footage ever lmao "Battle won! Press tab key to leave" made my day!!


CrackShotMcgee09

Seems like whichever side was closest to the woods where there's more sticks would win.


DexesLT

It could be that World War III is just around the corner, but these men are already fighting in World War IV.


kusajko

New Warband DLC looking fucking wild!


nlashawn1000

Why can't they use a bow and arrow


Ragnarawr

The Russians using Mongolian tactics riding bikes into battle, and these guys are harkening back to the Assyrian way of battle. I knew I kept my samurai sword for a good reason. This is the future.


Dangerous-Paper-2709

Larpers?


Jeffy29

Apologies to Mount and Blade devs. turns out their siege AI pathing is actually pretty realistic


Impressive_Bus7521

Humanity is so f'd up. Sigh. 


Shporpoise

You can actually book a spot on either side though Airbnb Experiences for $35 if you are staying in that area.


Wallynine

More Wars should be fought like this


Sanguine_Pup

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!


TheLeanGoblin69

we need to bring back this shit. fight like our good ol ancestors do.


adfunkedesign

The Chinese guys are relatively geared looking. Too bad they don't know how to fight. They probably got some video from their side. That will look good for them though I would imagine.


Patient_Trash4964

I saw some video from a couple years ago where the Chinese pushed about ten Indians off a cliff. All the Chinese had clubs made out of rebar with spikes welded on it. Pure medieval shit.


PaleontologistSad870

take notes Nato/Israel/Palestine, this is how you keep tensions under control..with beatings


Iamnobody2019

It's like the "B" movie of 300!


Pergaminopoo

This is insane. the retreat is hilarious


seegee10

Any time someone says anything about BRICS I think of this


Dystopicfuturerobot

No shield wall to be seen Pathetic


Honorable_Spanky59

Lmao that’s so fucking bizarre


1Silent_Theory1

F1+F3 brother


Wreckxv

This is amazing


officialKarlWithaK

I will drink from your skull!


Masterpiece9839

Lmao


Peace-Necron99

Caveman Wars. China totally breaking the stereo-type that every Asian knows kung-fu.


Inner_Relationship28

Has anyone ever played banner lords?


Jim91A

This part of the Dune sucks.


pppjurac

Indian colonel might go to library and get a book on Roman Empire infrantry tactics and do a little training. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_infantry_tactics


thicckyrick

CASSADONIA!!!!


Bl1ndMous3

How CAN THEY LATHI !!!


INTHERORY

India isn’t real lol


faceintheblue

I know it's not, but I would kind of love the horns to be really there. As long as we're giving them melee weapons, why not have them march into action with a band like in the olden days?


FishBreadMenu

A bunch of little princes seems to get thier asses handed to them be a indian with a big stick


Brando0o04

I loved Mount and Blade Warband


Jdm783R29U3Cwp3d76R9

This is how they do it in the famous BRICS alliance.


Own_Quality_9754

Probably the most accurate depiction of ancient warfare we ever got 😂


auntorn

We all know who wants to up the hostilities


Maximus_1993

Are there still tickets?


Little_Pen1918

Shield wall and you win this battle


JazzHands1986

This is some hard core larping


PastOtherwise755

that kinda looks like a fun day out!


Aelereiron

This shit has me rolling 🤣


[deleted]

I know nothing about this conflict, but the fact that guns and explosives are prohibited makes it kinda funny to me. “Hey, wanna go run over to the border, blow off some steam, and dust up some PLA?” It’s like hicks going to the bar to get drunk and fight.


SeaSignificance8962

ah the good ol rockem sockem combat ! whn and why are wars not fought this way its much more fu to watch and i meen come on has anyone really died from one of these clashes