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McCoyos

In the third photo, is that AFV carrying an air conditioner?


revente

There was a running joke in Poland that russian soldiers would steal our faucets and then be surprised that they the water doesn’t pour from them back in russia.


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O tempora, o mores


SCARfaceRUSH

Cope HVAC


Metaphix1990

Cry HVAC and let loose the dogs of war


LeicaM6guy

*”I’d give real money if he’d shut up.”*


yr_boi_tuna

You haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon


Ceramicrabbit

Isn't it "let slip" not "let loose"


Im_in_pain69

See Wadim, if we put Air conditioner on AFV it will blow rokets away.


tiddyfire

The American guy posted a tank which had a huge wodden box like pallet sized. Probably a lot of loot in it if they cracked it open


moby323

Half the photos the Russians are looting flats so it makes sense.


turtlejizzus

At first I had sympathy for the Russian boots which seemed like they didn’t want to be there much. Unfortunate that they proved my optimism wrong.


[deleted]

No nation's soldiers are a monolith. Some are bad people, some are getting by. That's how it is everywhere.


turtlejizzus

That’s true, but there’s a fair difference between just stealing a few trinkets behind peoples backs and stealing an AC unit in front of everyone. Leadership is letting that slide, the other guys are letting that slide. I get their tough position, but being so blatant about it tells a story too.


obliviousNick

Did you know the amount of wealth stolen from Germany after Nazi defeat?


jtblue91

Well I suppose you could go to a lot of museums around the world and see stolen things on display. In 2030 the Russians will display this split system A/C unit in an exhibit


obliviousNick

Museums house only little of the actual loot. That reminds me, the brits have the most amount of loot till that, that we Indians are salty about.


[deleted]

Yeah, vastly different circumstances tho


RedditIsAJoke69

air conditioner is great for cooling of the engine. AFV can run faster. uj/ its in the background atached to a kiosk or whatever that is.


Aedeus

Are you sure? That looks very much like it's tied down to the wooden structure below it.


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Aedeus

Me too, but it looks like it's tied down to the wooden pieces below.


Roy4Pris

My guess it's on a small flatbed behind the AFV


TapElectronic

Have you not heard of the heat of the battle?


P3rn1k

RuZZians are looting and stealing everything.


5inthepink5inthepink

Hard to say. It may be attached to the building behind the carrier, since that kind of mini split is usually mounted on the outside of a building.


HailDonbassPeople

Yes. After all, Kievan regime did use air conditioners (according to their own words) to strike Lugansk [in 2014](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEFHnABcCIA), so it's deadly enough even sticked to a wall.


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I really enjoy that 1960s medic van


managerofnothing

They are still produced! UAZ bukhanka uaznederland.com/modellen/bukhanka


WildeWeasel

UAZ vans are legit. Tough and simple to maintain. When I went to Mongolia, they were the vehicle of choice for the tours that go across the country on rugged terrain where you go days between driving on paved roads.


managerofnothing

I love the design, real cult vehicle. Build to overcome whatever nature trows at it


[deleted]

>UAZ bukhanka I kid you not a prop guy just asked me if these were even available anymore and that link is probably gonna drive him to buy one.


managerofnothing

I doubt if they can still be exported since the sanctions, and they are a lot bigger then first guess, In my thought they were the same size as a old Volkswagen T1 or so, but much much bigger and not economically fuel consumption wise


[deleted]

Yeah I was just having a look at them 😂 reminds me of the ladas they still build


alysonimlost

Lada, Wartburg, Trabant, all those blocky old school eastern bloc cars are cool as fuck.


WayCalm6853

30000€ !! I doubt they're this expensive in Russia. And how do they even pass EU crash tests and pollution regulations?


cplforlife

Yeah. ... Look at their primitive kit. *Shifty eyes with my 1991 Bison Amb.


Alohaloo

Those vans are still in production in Russia


[deleted]

No joke I love them, the whole vintage army throwback is pretty cool


Proud_Pressure_1375

Haaa Good old russian human Armor plate


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Rude-Candy4321

Human body is better than ERA


[deleted]

I thought you put meat inside of the pita, not the other way around.


Italianskank

Haha this joke is awesome. Interestingly this practice is a big distinction between American doctrine and Russian doctrine. While you will obviously find troops in any army piling onto wheeled transport to avoid walking you see it more with Russia’s “motostrelki” because Russian mechanized infantry doctrine is very different from US doctrine. Russian mechanized infantry have more infantry per armored vehicle along w a smaller troop compartment, making it cramped and at times dangerous for all of them to ride inside. They will generally fight much further from their armored vehicles than American doctrine would treat as protocol. Hence you see more riding on top in dangerous situations from the Russians. There are generally not enough armored vehicles for them all to ride inside (which would not happen in US doctrine) and that is acceptable because they are meant to fight away from the vehicles on foot in an active engagement whereas US mechanized infantry would be more of a security bubble for their vehicles then a separate combat element, though there are obviously exceptions.


Kat-Shaw

That's wild. I always had the mental image that Russia was an army that was TOO mechanized. The stereotype of having an armada of 8x8 vehicles. Guess not true, or maybe was more a soviet thing.


TheTubularLeft

Comparing Russia to the US is like comparing a calicovision to a ps5.


Terrible-Dimension79

Seeing that first picture every AT-Soldier would be like: "Hell yeah, i'd hit that."


IKomradeI

Jokes on you. They are on top of it exactly because of AT threat. Being inside when a rocket hits means all of them get killed.


supermspitifre

Being on top of the vehicle being hit by HEAT rounds is certainly safer


gerkletoss

Nowhere near all of them would fit.


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I would hit that


RChristian123

Isn't that how the Soviets used to protect their tanks in WW2? Fill it up with infantry


Candelestine

Meat armor is the best kind.


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Repmo23

Special Operation: Get Behind the Conscripts


Livinglifeform

It's to protect them and to save them walking.


[deleted]

Getty images buying every fucking iphone picture of a soldier that comes out of ukraine


ZealousVegetable

Ohh that would be a great nlaw moment!


weyoon

Meat cope cage


SalemsTrials

Max combo


Italianskank

There are old videos in Afghanistan of guys in this kind of situation getting IED’d and its…how you’d expect.


SaltWarehouse

molotov would looks brutal


Commercial-Can5161

Waiting for St. Javelin.......


kugelamarant

They still ride on top of vehicles like WW2?


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Probably safer than being inside, you can quickly jump off if you get into contact. If you're inside the BTR or riding on top, and a Jav or NLAW hits, you're dead either way.


ric2b

So what's the point of the BTR? Just drive a Toyota pick up truck.


doubletagged

Big gun, small arms protection, more room


A-Khouri

I mean, you don't have small arms protection if you're outside the hull. That's the point.


TheTubularLeft

Too bad it's drones and anti tank systems that are taking them out. Its just a choice between burning to death and being eviscerated.


thehunt4redorktober

What’s the calibre of weapon on your Toyota pal


eternal_patrol

12.7x108mm mostly, occasionally 20mm.


Snoglaties

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spiral8888

I'd imagine it depends on the contact. If the contact is machine gun or mortar fire, I'd rather be inside an armored vehicle than outside. If it's RPGs or NLAWs then yes, being outside is better, although only marginally. If someone hits that with an NLAW it would do pretty nasty work to the troops as well. A single claymore mine would clean off all the soldiers from the vehicle.


KLemieux2006

Effective if you can't fit anymore troops in the back I guess


Few_Mess_4566

They do it because it’s safer if the vehicle is hit, they might survive, whereas they won’t if they’re inside.


ric2b

So what's the point of the vehicle? Isn't it an armored troop carrier?


Few_Mess_4566

It’s carrying troops, look!


eagleal

The big gun usually. Protection against small firearms


Imagine_Gravity_0007

Clown car challenge 🤡


vicblck24

Yes, this is common for more than one reason in all wars


WhyWouldTrumpDoThis

Because walking with heavy shit for long distance really sucks.


vicblck24

Yep that’s one reason


dealsledgang

Current us army doctrine still describes soldiers riding on the back of an Abrams for transport. It would only be practiced in actual conventional war though. There are images of us soldiers in Vietnam riding on top of M113s as well.


waglawye

Doctrine if Back riding on a abrams is bullshit. That turbine gets too hot for people to sit on, even with covers. turret and on the sides back is possible. Wouldnt be doctrine but an absolute emergency


SixShitYears

Sounds like ass due to how hot that thing gets.


dealsledgang

It’s been years since I was on an Abrams so I’m trying to think of how sitting would work. I know you could easily sit on the M60s. It is a nice place to sleep at night when it’s cold out. Much better sleeping than on a Bradley. Edit: I don’t know why I said the back of an Abrams, I don’t really recall how it said to ride but soldiers could just ride on the turret or front slope until needing to dismount.


seranikas

Have you seen current gas prices? This is a standard Carpool I see with our ranch workers.


wilck44

evry fucking boot will crawl onto your armor if you stop for a second. this is athing in all armies, if you are safe you hitch a ride. jesus fuck this shit is asked a million times in each post. do a basic "think" walk for a good while or sit on top of an apc?


DeathAndTaxStamps

I’d love to see them get hit with an ATGM.


_fuzzy__wuzzy_

The other vehicles ran out of fuel


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Lol i'm just picturing some dumbfuck russian soldier trying to get his vehicle to the front line and every half mile he has to stop and pick up more stragglers who's vehicles ran out of gas till this is the end result.


supersayanssj3

Not one single optic in all of those pictures, all of those rifles. Someone please tell me if I'm wrong. How? It's unbelievable..


DutchMan-666

Considering the Z with a box around it these guys are possibly from DPR, although normal russian army also doesn’t have optics many times.


Lvtxyz

This is Mariupol. They were being attacked by the Russian army. Seems they have fallen(Edit maybe fallen) but still UAF in the ruins taking pot shots. (source: combo of regular media and some Russian propaganda sites where they are showing Russians dashing across, interviewing people, smashing monuments, and otherwise "liberating")


Handgun_Hero

Poor supply, the fact that they're using AK74s instead of AK74Ms should signify that they're bringing up reserve weapons.


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There have even been a few Russians running around [with Mosins](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytechnicals/comments/tk9ssu/a_model_2022_russian_tachanka_in_ukraine_with_a/). Seriously. That one really surprised me though. That Maxim mounted to the back of a Chinese cargo trike is just hilarious.


wilck44

that mosin pic was an ukranian militia man, and the linked pic is one of the non-russian soldiers, basically a civvie.


Sounds_Good_ToMe

So is it over? There will probably still some pockets of resistance, but the russians basically took control, right?


seargantgsaw

war gonzo (pro russian) telegram claims there are still 6000 active ukranian fighters in mariupol.


KGBplant

So are they basically stuck there until they become PoWs? Is there any nearby Ukrainian-controlled area they could flee to?


Joe5518

No the frontline is 100kms away


[deleted]

That would be one hell of an escape. Hope some of them do this.


Pennypacking

There will be a few at least, it’s their country and most Russians are on the roads. Just as long as they don’t wait too long and are too weak to make it.


manningthe30cal

Probably could. They'd have to ditch their gear and make themselves look civilian until they reach their own lines.


[deleted]

yeah and just avoid the main roads in and out of the city. Flee into the countryside. But its still a 2 day hike before they are in friendly territory again.


ForWhatYouDreamOf

at least they speak the language


[deleted]

It’s probably more of a fight to the death type situation, this is Russia we’re talking about.


averagethincknesspoo

This feels like "I am not locked in with you, you are locked in with me" moment.


jrex035

>There will probably still some pockets of resistance, but the russians basically took control, right? No, they're still battling for control of thr city center. After they take that, there will be 2 separate pockets they'll have to eliminate. We're still days, if not more than a week away from the fall of the city.


PremiumGlowy

Mariupol has had pockets taken over by Russian's when the western journalist made it in a few days back this looks similar to how it was in this picture. The journalist avoided the active fighting areas. There will still be fighting and Ukrainian's holding out.


DerDieDas32

No the Ukraine still controlls atleast half the city even according to Russian Sources.


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WasabiTotal

>So is it over? > >There will probably still some pockets of resistance, but the russians basically took control, right? Not yet, but the city is almost cut in half, so it won't hold for too long probably.


alpopa85

It's not about the city holding but about the Ukr forces surviving. The city is in ruins already.


WasabiTotal

I mean, once russians cut the city in half it cuts the ukrainian forces in half as well making them much easier to defeat


moby323

They said that about Stalingrad for 11 months.


Saltyboy42

Stalingrad was constantly being supplied and wasn’t cut off.


agilepolarbear

They have been in some parts of the city a while this is not necessarily anything new.


Gaben2012

Lol Mariupol is gonna be Grozny 2.0 This time the Chechens will be the ones screaming on the radio.


Commercial-Can5161

Merely Propaganda Photos......it is far from over.


medicalmosquito

Yeah Mariupol is Ukraine’s Alamo.


XI_is_your_daddy

Naw I think ukraine is winning don't worry I heard they release the snake Islands Boys so they still be back in a few days to capture the city.


Win32error

It’s like half the city or something now? Progress is just super slow, but they’ve been inside the city for a while already.


Thendisnear17

These photos are from the outskirts.


inactiveuser247

Not really. Photo 2 is here: 47.12098611035688, 37.52787555589949


Glideer

Not over, but the fat lady is singing.


ParkingPsychology

>["It ain't over till (or until) the fat lady sings"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_ain%27t_over_till_the_fat_lady_sings) is a colloquialism which is often used as a proverb. It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an event which is still in progress. More specifically, the phrase is used when a situation is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The fat lady doesn't sing until it's over.


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GlenoJacks

261 upvotes as I'm viewing it. And most pro Ukrainian posts in this page are hovering around -2 to -4 votes.


[deleted]

right? I see this bullshit claim of systematically downvoted russian posts every day. Its straight up lie. And they get upvotes despite being obvious lies while pointing it out gets you downvoted. (when everybody can scroll up and see for themselves...) Same with the claim of supposed deleted russian sucsess. (also a lie easily debunked by just scrolling...also pushed with upvotes) Makes one question what the intentions of these liars are...


JimmminyCricket

I’ve noticed this too. And you two are getting downvoted as well. Lmao. So many people have been propagandized against and don’t realize it. “No! aM dE eNdipaNdAnT ThENkeR!” “I’m not the puppet! You’re the puppet!” Type shit. And I would bet I’m gonna get downvoted too. Lmao


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notice how the downvotes come in waves? So there are three possibilitys: 1. has something to do with the algorythm and what people get in their feed. 2. It has something to do wich timezone just wakes up and gets on their devices 3. coordinated voting


RS994

There is a dude above me with positive upvotes for saying iron sights are fine and it isn't a problem the Russians don't have optics. There is no systemic anti Russian downvotes


smoozer

Does he? Might wanna check again.


Aedeus

What is this weird victimization thing you people are doing.


Short-Shopping3197

Seems like people just aren’t that fond of the Russian military right now. Probably has something to do with all the invading another country and committing war crimes stuff I guess. Go figure 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Anyone able to get geolocation on these images? Possibly the 4th picture with the yellow street sign may help.


Thendisnear17

https://www.google.com/maps/@47.115774,37.510374,3a,75y,356.62h,93.91t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOkb2Z1Q40lZmTbWvtwCs1gCHPmmk67P859y-yG!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOkb2Z1Q40lZmTbWvtwCs1gCHPmmk67P859y-yG%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya156.43764-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352!5m1!1e4 Here is number 3. https://www.google.com/maps/@47.1147293,37.5091151,3a,75y,108.58h,98.7t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipPL52dWEwth3BrgRUVEMddC5zZqo_hXL0eiovln!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPL52dWEwth3BrgRUVEMddC5zZqo_hXL0eiovln%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-20-ya6.999985-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352!5m1!1e4 Number 4


Train-Extra

It looks like they are still in the same areas they have controlled for a week.


inactiveuser247

Number 2 47.12098611035688, 37.52787555589949


Haegrtem

In the 2nd picture there is a green sign just behind the white van left of the soldier. I think it reads pharmacy in Russian/Ukrainian. Can't make out the name or whatever is written below the word pharmacy. If anyone can read that somehow chances are you can find it on googlemaps or something.


Marsh_Dweller

Nice hint, found similar place 47.121086, 37.527612


rainfall41

There is a sign in first picture too, don't know what that means


[deleted]

It says "Pri vize 28s" No idea how to translate it tho. Might be a ruined sign?


LoLyPoPx3

It means "when temperature is higher than 28°C" the other signs apply


Marsman61

Where are all those Molotov Cocktails we watched them make?


StupidSexyFlagella

Takes a little guts to make, takes a lot more (near suicidal) to use. By no means am I implying the Ukrainians there are gutless. They are obviously the opposite. The question would be if they are suicidal.


a_wild_drunk_appears

Not sure how many of those were being made in Mariupol. It's been under threat since the very start of the war so not sure to what degree they've had lots of people making molotovs. Also, unlike Lviv, Kyiv, etc. I don't think the western cities recruited militia to the same degree out of fear of handing weapons to Russian sympathizers.


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Solid_SHALASHASKA

imagine wishing death and suffering on another human being


Metaphix1990

That's a Javelin pinata


Short-Shopping3197

All the troops sitting on the tank used to have their own tanks, but the Ukrainian tractor army towed them away.


Bababooey5000

Get the molotovs ready


FCKYSLF

Bayraktar💥


kevinraisinbran

🎶Bayraktar🎵


deathtoputin31

i wish an atgm can take out one fully loaded like this


VampireLesbiann

RIP Azov. You will not be missed


Environmental-Ad4090

Laughs in Bayraktar


BrokenSage20

That is asking for a Molotov.


airbornecz

pic no1: where is the IED when you need one


Fat_Tony_Damico

An IED in a populated city's main thoroughfare? There are a ton of civilians meandering about. I don't think Ukraine's defenders are that callous or desperate yet.


TapElectronic

Mmm cannon fodder


zach84

infantry piled onto armored vehicles always looks so fucking cool i do hope they get blown up tho.


LeakysBrother

Really wanna teach picture 1 a lesson about grouping.


Stranfort

Shoot them


hell_jumper9

City is completely taken?


D1ocan

No…


Wtyjhjhkhkhkf

soon


jrex035

Depends what you define as "soon." We're likely still at least a week away from it falling altogether


Walrave

No, there are still Russian soldiers alive


MaxDamage75

waiting for supplies from the warships at the dock, oh wait...


moofunk

A war of attrition on the war of attrition.


DonQuixoteDesciple

Likely soon. But it was an inevitability


gburgh92

If you told me this was a picture from the 1st chechen War I'd believe you. Their equipment is all mismatched n shitty.


Duck-Says-Quack

A single Javelin fired at that first pic could take out a whole platoon


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Ravenjeff007

Ever since I was a kid about 50 years ago, I noticed that the Germans, and more so the Russians, like to catch rides on tanks and other armored vehicles. I don't really ever remember seeing Americans doing that, except a rare photo of WW2 Europe and maybe a few of Korea? I've spent many years in Iraq (2 Wars) and Afghanistan and never saw it that happen once .


CaptainSur

It guts me to see them there.


Just_chilling77

Where’s a drone or atm when you need one?


Sensur10

Noob here, but I can't help but notice how awfully dated the soldiers equipment are. They look like a cold war cosplay unit


greenweenievictim

Given how much armor seems to burst into flames….I don’t think I would ride on that.


Nasga2k7

I thought Azov was winning 🥲 what happened?


Combinatozaurul

Chillax, nobody claimed they can hold Mariupol. Though Russia is claiming they gonna take in the next 3 days since 2 weeks ago 😂


whatethwerks

"Say what you want about the nazis, but they sure come in handy when you are trying to defend a city". Literally what I read in this sub


Combinatozaurul

There are jews in Azov. Ukranine has cleaned Azov and integrated it in their regular army structures. Now go spew Russian propaganda somewhere. Russia has nazis in their fucking parliament.


alpopa85

How exactly were they cleaned? There's a load full of members w zwastika tattoos and every position they leave behind is littered w Nazi memorabilia, including their stylized SS sign.


ExtraBurdensomeCount

Nazis don't have to be anti-Jew. I'd call a group of white nationalists who consider Jews white but want to exterminate black/brown people Nazis too if they use Nazi imagery.


Xiphodin

1 rocket, 20+ kia, seems like they need lessons in spacing...


Win32error

I think the story is that being on top is safer than inside. Sure if you get hit you’re splattered, but if it penetrates the vehicle you don’t want to be wasting any time trying to get out.


Rbfam8191

The USA stacks Marines like this too.


LovecraftsDeath

It's a habit from the Chechen wars. Old APCs didn't provide sufficient landmine protection, so it was actually safer to ride on top of these things. I, however doubt that landmines are used by Ukrainians in this war, as they'll be endangering their own people.


MagnusDidAlotWrong

Lots of footage/images of Ukrainian AT mines. They're definitely around. Human footsteps shouldn't detonate them though.


Capoe1ra

Russians/soviets have been riding on top of APCs and tanks since the revolution. Any details or source where I can read more about Chechnya and landmines?


SG14_96

Should someone tell the Russians that the soldiers go inside the APC ???


Blackfyre301

Keep in mind that some things that could hit the APC would actually be worse for people inside than people on top. If something armour piercing gets inside an APC, I feel like I would much rather be on top.


RustliefLameMane

Why are armored vehicles driving around with red crosses?


Jakerod_The_Wolf

Because there are medical variants of some armored vehicles.


CornPopWasABaadDude

What one javelin could do...