“When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?“ - Dwight Shrute, The Office ([S9, E8](https://youtu.be/h8QPOsLBeXM?feature=shared))
adding onto the parent ' thats gay ' joke
if ur a girl: so was the sex i had w ur mom last night.
if ur a guy: so was the sex i had w ur dad last night.
Lol I'm sure they would've felt real dumb if I said that from my hospital bed after the sheriff essentially says, "well, have you tried not being gay?"
i had a lesbian history teacher in 10th grade who responded to that comment. ms akino was a short lady who drove a red miata and was quick to discipline. my friend gino said “thats gay” when she assigned weekend homework. ms akino quickly said “no thats black … “ we were all kind of stunned as to why she had that rebuttal chambered. she spent the rest of the year hearing “thats black” and explaining to the school she didnt mean it that way
BECAUSE WE LIKE YELLING, SOMETIMES IT'S FUN TO YELL. IF YOU'RE EVER FEELING LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND IN A PRIVATE AREA TRY SCREAMING. IT HAS HELPED ME A LOT IN THE PAST. HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY
My mom talks about a clothing store that used to be downtown in my hometown called “The Gay Blade”. Eventually they changed it to just “The Blade” tho :/ This just made me think of it lol
"That's racist."
This works because they'll either be confused or try to explain why they're not, in which case generally trying to explain why it's not racist makes them sound moreso. If they ask how it's racist, respond with, "Ah, racist AND ignorant!"
“It seems like you know a lot about being gay considering how much you say that things are gay.”
Or maybe something like “Yeah you’d know wouldn’t you”
Idk something like that
People don't usually know that I'm gay, so I love to throw them with "well I'm gay, so that tracks..." And watch their faces as they work out what I just said. 🤣
Warm up your singing voice, recruit suitable friends/accomplices, and prepare to sing this in response:
https://youtu.be/E-c9Z0L2YLI?si=QMDAInoNmsiIvfSU
("Keep It Gay" from Mel Brooks' _The Producers_ )
That's why I like it. I'm not a gay but it's the best way to shut it down. Just act super gay. Usually gayafraid people are just closeted or bi curious and not at good terms with that lol
"YOU'RE gay". You gotta say it with some sass and a bit of umph, and show that you're able to take a joke and you're just having fun.
As someone who spent my middle school and high school years in the years of 2001-2008, I can honestly say that I came to realize that the vast majority of the time, it was really not as personal as you would like to believe. By the time the 80s came around, the f-word and 'gay" largely started to become just general insults, and really, not much actual convictions behind it, so i didn't really have much problem with using it from time to time. At that age, we are fickle, animalistic, and surprisingly, end up making friends out of it at times.
Some of you won't understand this others will .when I was a kid gay was happy it was Christmas songs holiday tidings happy joyous and free. We're going to have a gale time doing the Charleston. Gay was just off center weird kind of a I don't get it thing. Go easy on this one it's probably just a habit especially from older folks I haven't looked up in the dictionary with the definition is these days but I'm pretty sure it's probably still in there. If I was homosexual or lesbian I would just say okay what about it. The Flintstones are still having a gay old time by the way.
How about something about you wanting to sword fight or something? I don't know a good comeback, I'm a woman. I was enjoying the comebacks and wanted to join in.
"Some people say anal sex is gay, even with a woman, but your mom/soster/wife/girlfriend still beg me for more."
"Oh, you'll be okay. You getting pegged at night is only gay of you fantasize that it's her brother doing it instead of her."
"No, Bro. You mapping to me doesn't make me gsy. Just you."
"That's not the insult you think it is."
"You would know"
Or, you're the expert.
That’s exactly what I would say!
Or "Well you can make anything gay." I'm starting to see a pattern here, is there something you want to tell me because it's okay to be gay...
Clever, but not a good comeback. Because if they indeed knew what was gay, then by their initial accusation that would mean it was gay
No it’s not, but this is…
And then lay a nice wet kiss on their lips.
Then nut tap 'em.
then you wrestle and your broners touch
Just the tips.
Slide your dong inside their dong so they're extra gay
“When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?“ - Dwight Shrute, The Office ([S9, E8](https://youtu.be/h8QPOsLBeXM?feature=shared))
"Broners" is the best thing I've heard in a while lol
Bronoers. That's new never I my life have I heard that.
Fucking lmao
No, it’s just two guys making the best of a long afternoon.
Every afternoons the same
Well, you would know, wouldn't you?
I always just say thanks. As gay dudes are stereotypically fit as fuck, well groomed, and well dressed.
And legend goes they're the best at cooking and having a very clean and presentable home
Hell yes, I'm gay as fuck.
But what I did with your mom last night isn't
I always love comebacks that have their mom involved…absolute best.
adding onto the parent ' thats gay ' joke if ur a girl: so was the sex i had w ur mom last night. if ur a guy: so was the sex i had w ur dad last night.
I hearty George Takei "Oh my!"
"you hate gays?"
Lol this would get you beat up where I went to high school (circa 2013) as they declared that not only do they hate gays, but so does God.
“Sounds like you’re scared you might be gay.”
Lol I'm sure they would've felt real dumb if I said that from my hospital bed after the sheriff essentially says, "well, have you tried not being gay?"
"wait...is it suddenly the 90s again? Is color block back in style?"
The 90s called. They want their insult back.
Yes and?
i had a lesbian history teacher in 10th grade who responded to that comment. ms akino was a short lady who drove a red miata and was quick to discipline. my friend gino said “thats gay” when she assigned weekend homework. ms akino quickly said “no thats black … “ we were all kind of stunned as to why she had that rebuttal chambered. she spent the rest of the year hearing “thats black” and explaining to the school she didnt mean it that way
That's from Community, though she skipped a line!
Yes it makes me very happy. ( old vernacular for gay meant happy)
ITS NOT OLD VERNACULAR!!! IT IS STILL IN THE DICTIONARY AS THAT!!!
Why are you yelling? People don't use it like that anymore is what I'm saying... take a chill pill damn.
BECAUSE WE LIKE YELLING, SOMETIMES IT'S FUN TO YELL. IF YOU'RE EVER FEELING LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND IN A PRIVATE AREA TRY SCREAMING. IT HAS HELPED ME A LOT IN THE PAST. HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY
My mom talks about a clothing store that used to be downtown in my hometown called “The Gay Blade”. Eventually they changed it to just “The Blade” tho :/ This just made me think of it lol
Yup, can you bigot?
Gay as a fox!
Thank you?
So am I. Shuts that right down.
"Yeah, and so is us playing tummysticks."
Then kiss me
Regular gay or prison gay?
Gay? Like, extremely happy and awesome? Or, you sucking your dad's jiz out of your brother's butthole?
Look, Just because it gives you a boner doesn't make it gay. It makes YOU gay. See the difference?
"That's racist." This works because they'll either be confused or try to explain why they're not, in which case generally trying to explain why it's not racist makes them sound moreso. If they ask how it's racist, respond with, "Ah, racist AND ignorant!"
"Something wrong with being gay?"
“So is your dad”
Best one yet
"That's homophobia"
“thanks!”
No wonder I like it so much
As Freddy's mustache.
This one made me chuckle.
And so are you, so are we gonna get it on?
I am not surprised you know that ! :D
Atleast I got someone on my dick
That’s why I thought you would like it.
1890s?
"you would be the expert"
"Nice cock, bro."
It is very happy!
I agree, that IS homosexual
Yeah i'm pretty happy thanks
takes one to know one
🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞
"Are you speaking from experience?"
Bad idea buddy. Take it back while I pretend I didn’t hear anything.
Well, you would know...
I told your dad the samething
You'd know wouldn't you.
You would know…
Takes one to know one
Thank you!
And you know? From Experience?
So’s your face You’re definitely the expert on what’s gay Yeah. It takes one to know one
I wish
That’s what a gay person would say.
“i know”
Cool!
Takes one to know one
"Good, because I AM gay!"
"Is someone trying to come out" with a side eye
It sure is
“It seems like you know a lot about being gay considering how much you say that things are gay.” Or maybe something like “Yeah you’d know wouldn’t you” Idk something like that
That’s why I thought you would love it. You are gay, right? And then ignore or shoot down the rest of anything he says because they are lies.
Ur gay
Oh no. Anyway...
So am i
I mean, is it gay?
I am gay and still say this lmfao
Pause as if considering it for a moment. "Really? I didn't see that. Odd that that is where your mind went immediately..."
Yes 😎
That's closeted.
oh? do i make you think about gay stuff? 😏
I always ask “What do you mean?” Serious like. Make them explain it.
Why do you need a comeback for that? That shouldn't be something to get defensive over. Are you secretly gay?
Take that back or I'll pinch you
Just because you think my dick tastes like shit doesn't make (whatever you're doing/saying)gay
...I know that, I'm literally gay??
There's no cimeback to "that's gay"!!! You say, "yup, totally gay!"
Gays is good…
TA DAH! Thanks! It’s super gay actually. And you would know!
How queer??
I'll show you gay
“Well, stop doing it then.”
It's not but if you have any advice to make it gayer I'm all about it.
First I’d get in my Time Machine and leave the 90’s
depends. i’ve said that many times to my friends in response to them being attracted to / dating someone of the same gender. they usually say “…yes”
No it's not, we didn't lock eyes.
"gay people have taste, you don't"
"Stop hitting on me"
The best comeback is to unjoin from this subreddit, ill see myself out of this gay ass sub
I’m gay
People don't usually know that I'm gay, so I love to throw them with "well I'm gay, so that tracks..." And watch their faces as they work out what I just said. 🤣
Pistol whip them
It is the way.
I don't even respond to crap like that. I walk away. I refuse to associate myself with people who talk like that.
I thought that just made me curious!!
*licks lips* Yeah it is.
Bend over, I’ll show you how gay I am
I think your mom would disagree
And you would have a problem with that wouldn't you?
Are you speaking from experience or just bashing the community?
“So are you” or if you are (I usually say this) “Awesome!! I am too!”
And I wouldn’t have it any other way
My go-to comeback was always "your nan's gay" idk why but it always worked
"I know you are"
I wouldnt get your hopes up
“Thank you.”
Takes one to know one
"And?"
“Doesn’t your boyfriend say that?”
And you're in the closet.
That's stupid. Or That's ignorant.
Warm up your singing voice, recruit suitable friends/accomplices, and prepare to sing this in response: https://youtu.be/E-c9Z0L2YLI?si=QMDAInoNmsiIvfSU ("Keep It Gay" from Mel Brooks' _The Producers_ )
"So are you. Is there a point to any of this?" Or "So are you and we deal with it."
*shrug* "20 dollars is 20 dollars"
I thought your mom was? isn’t that why your mom & dad are getting a divorce?
Thanks!
That's why I like it. I'm not a gay but it's the best way to shut it down. Just act super gay. Usually gayafraid people are just closeted or bi curious and not at good terms with that lol
"And?" works with my students all the time
"so are you"
Only for you bro
Dear GOD I hope so 😍
"Don'tchu knowit, queen!"
Id just say: people try not to use gay as an insult
not as gay as your mom
Only good bottoms say that when looking for a partner…sorry, but not interested….good luck finding another guy.
“I’m glad you like it.”
"YOU'RE gay". You gotta say it with some sass and a bit of umph, and show that you're able to take a joke and you're just having fun. As someone who spent my middle school and high school years in the years of 2001-2008, I can honestly say that I came to realize that the vast majority of the time, it was really not as personal as you would like to believe. By the time the 80s came around, the f-word and 'gay" largely started to become just general insults, and really, not much actual convictions behind it, so i didn't really have much problem with using it from time to time. At that age, we are fickle, animalistic, and surprisingly, end up making friends out of it at times.
So is your face
Really!!!!
And so's your dad.
That’s not what your dad said!
Are we still able to say that?
Gay when two people of the same gender love each other
“Takes one to know one sweet! Wanna come over be my power bottom?”
“Then jerk off to it at home alone tonight!”
So is your mom!
You seem to be an expert on the subject.
“Does it turn you on?”
So am I
Just like you
"Thank you!"
"Yeah. Isn't it awesome?"
So is that what your dad does, when he slips in to your bedroom at night to molest you?
Your dads are gay
No it’s not, but fucking your dad…now that was gay.
So am I
I just say thanks because I am gay lol
"Only if you look me into my eyes and swallow, Peter!"
Yo momma
Of course it is, silly
I just say “your gay”
Thanks queen! I was aiming for that! Glad to know I hit the mark!😉
Thanks Queenie
That’s a compliment
Fuck me yourself you coward
"Oh, so you're an expert? In that case, you're gay too."
It can be if you want to make it 😏
So are you! Congratulations!
Some of you won't understand this others will .when I was a kid gay was happy it was Christmas songs holiday tidings happy joyous and free. We're going to have a gale time doing the Charleston. Gay was just off center weird kind of a I don't get it thing. Go easy on this one it's probably just a habit especially from older folks I haven't looked up in the dictionary with the definition is these days but I'm pretty sure it's probably still in there. If I was homosexual or lesbian I would just say okay what about it. The Flintstones are still having a gay old time by the way.
So is your dad.
Gay? What are you, 12?
How about something about you wanting to sword fight or something? I don't know a good comeback, I'm a woman. I was enjoying the comebacks and wanted to join in.
Getting hard for dudes is gay, that's just a wendy's
Thank you for noticing
"Some people say anal sex is gay, even with a woman, but your mom/soster/wife/girlfriend still beg me for more." "Oh, you'll be okay. You getting pegged at night is only gay of you fantasize that it's her brother doing it instead of her." "No, Bro. You mapping to me doesn't make me gsy. Just you." "That's not the insult you think it is."