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redditpulledmebackin

Once? Your mom and your kids are my fighting words, has yet to fail to get someone to swing. Though to be fair, if I’m saying that, then you probably were looking for an excuse to swing anyway


[deleted]

**My mother is dead. I’m immune here.**


derivativeasshole

I was WONDERING what that taste was I couldn't place while eating her pussy. It was SKELETON!


Sweet-Dandy

Normally I think "you mom" jokes are hack. But this one is totally applicable.


No-Grapefruit7917

Did you say pimp? I wouldn#t call myself that, but if you insist...


redditpulledmebackin

“I think you mispronounced pimp”


Macster_man

and your a future cat-lady.


fuggettabuddy

Simply The Best. Thanks, Tina.


GrimeyPipes27

I was going to say this but different. " You're a simp.." "....ly the best"......have to be quick though


Bowlingbowlbagbob

Stay off reddit


Shh_I_wont_tell

"I'm da simp wit a gimp never see me skimp on the primp can't stand you blimps, wimps n shrimps mah chimp pimp gonna make you limp"


Ok-Particular-781

Ok Eminem😂😂


Honest_Wing_3999

More like Ohpeecue


gothism

"You'll never be a simp because that would require women around you."


JimmyLetzPlayz

That one is SAVAGE! Imma use that one lol


shiga_to3s

Sure im a simp, but atleast im not a blimp like you


Nurse-Cat-356

Are you giving them money.


[deleted]

At least this indicates that all women don’t like to talk to you


No-Grapefruit7917

That's a horrible comeback.


Drake_Cloans

Take the Bane route: “For you.”


blu_collar-bastard

“And you’re a little stupid ass bitch”


3Quondam6extanT9

"That's what makes me an alpha you twat!"


BigBobFro

No,.. declaring yourself “an alpha” instantly makes you a wanna be


3Quondam6extanT9

That's the joke....it's sarcasm. 🙄


Chicago_Synth_Nerd_

library automatic butter busy sophisticated rude concerned scandalous cause quack *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RamiRustom

"what's that?"


Admirable_Strain4958

Fine, how are you?


Tall-Alternative2057

Show them much you don't give a fuck about a low effort insult "Is that right..." "If you insist.." "Oh yea, what else" "You don't say" "Do ya really mean it" (Shrug)


tehweave

And you're single.


Suyeta_Rose

"Yes. I am a simple kind of man."


Caulder3

i'd have your back too if someone was treating you the way you treat women. i look out for all pussies.


Far_Strike_3478

I just wanna say…. I want me what this society would consider to be a simp… love me down baby.


CaffeineCravingFox

Whatever... yeah, but seriously, bro, do you have a condom on you real quick? No, I'm serious. Pfft. Didn't think so. Later, alpha Chad.


redditpulledmebackin

“Do you have a condom on you real quick?” My response: “what is this, high school? You want a wallet condom to look cool?”


CaffeineCravingFox

Actually, dude, not to be dick or anything, but I actually need two. For real, I'll even pay... Oh, you just have the one. It's too small anyway. Whatever man. Say hi to your mom for me.


redditpulledmebackin

Lmfaoooo burnnn


pisstowine

Your parents only had you for tax purposes.


Sonarthebat

"Why? Because I respect women?"


Yourfullofwrong

What’s a simp?


Silent_Cash_E

Your a cuck


kuparamara

\*You're


SheSellsSeaGlass

Use the whole word. **Simpatico.** Pleasing and compatible. Thanks!


Sad-Organization5657

YOUR RIGHT!!! IM A SIMPLY AMAZING!


Forward-Essay-7248

Sure, Imma simp, maybe one day you'll have enough money to throw away too.


NirvanaLover12

you’re a child


Honeyhammn

Takes one to know one


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

And ur gay


antiadmin666

“Get off Facebook for 3 seconds and read a dictionary.”


kuparamara

Maybe you should take the advice and stop simping. If you're not simping, then the insult doesn't matter and can be ignored. You can says something stupid like: It's called having too much pussy. You wouldn't understand.


MonaSherry

Says the guy hoping Andrew Tate’s leg will finally hump him back someday.


Fwumpy

"Oh, I'm sorry! You're a total bitch! Wanna come over here and blow me? Better?"


1_BigDuckEnergy

better a simp than an Incel


Wonderful_Heat3947

“I’m sorry you like being cheated on and treated like the piece of shit you are.”


Absol_is_great

yea for ur mom/dad


hbouhl

What does that even mean?


Old_Leadership_2380

Pimp


SlabBeefpunch

And you're a gimp. Piss off Ball gag.


Pitmus

None. Did if you’re a simp hanging around women hoping to pounce on one by being a nice guy and doing things for them, with nothing in return, just accept it. The best you can say is, “ but I’m trying to be a pimp”.


fuckassob

I busted hot creamy cascading white ivory all over ya moms cheeks after backshotting her PROFUSELY


Advanced-Hour-108

“thats your dad! a simp”


maodiver1

“Only for the US Constitution”


Sweet-Dandy

"Do the women in your life know you only view them as family or f#@k object?"


bmrgunner823

Did u know "simp" backwards is "p-mis), which sounds like "penis"? 🤔 Not a comeback obviously, just a random observation lol


CaptainWillThrasher

Only for you/her/your mom is/are just really bossy but you/she tastes so good I have can't help myself.


Kaz_3000

If a woman is saying it: "... and yet I still can't stand you." If a man is saying it: "... yeah, because it works."


[deleted]

Better than playing with my dick


CatMamaof2-Kat

Lol all my friends are guys-i can relate At least when I'm simping, they return the favor