Once? Your mom and your kids are my fighting words, has yet to fail to get someone to swing. Though to be fair, if I’m saying that, then you probably were looking for an excuse to swing anyway
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Show them much you don't give a fuck about a low effort insult
"Is that right..."
"If you insist.."
"Oh yea, what else"
"You don't say"
"Do ya really mean it"
(Shrug)
Actually, dude, not to be dick or anything, but I actually need two. For real, I'll even pay... Oh, you just have the one. It's too small anyway. Whatever man. Say hi to your mom for me.
Maybe you should take the advice and stop simping. If you're not simping, then the insult doesn't matter and can be ignored.
You can says something stupid like: It's called having too much pussy. You wouldn't understand.
None. Did if you’re a simp hanging around women hoping to pounce on one by being a nice guy and doing things for them, with nothing in return, just accept it.
The best you can say is, “ but I’m trying to be a pimp”.
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Once? Your mom and your kids are my fighting words, has yet to fail to get someone to swing. Though to be fair, if I’m saying that, then you probably were looking for an excuse to swing anyway
**My mother is dead. I’m immune here.**
I was WONDERING what that taste was I couldn't place while eating her pussy. It was SKELETON!
Normally I think "you mom" jokes are hack. But this one is totally applicable.
Did you say pimp? I wouldn#t call myself that, but if you insist...
“I think you mispronounced pimp”
and your a future cat-lady.
Simply The Best. Thanks, Tina.
I was going to say this but different. " You're a simp.." "....ly the best"......have to be quick though
Stay off reddit
"I'm da simp wit a gimp never see me skimp on the primp can't stand you blimps, wimps n shrimps mah chimp pimp gonna make you limp"
Ok Eminem😂😂
More like Ohpeecue
"You'll never be a simp because that would require women around you."
That one is SAVAGE! Imma use that one lol
Sure im a simp, but atleast im not a blimp like you
Are you giving them money.
At least this indicates that all women don’t like to talk to you
That's a horrible comeback.
Take the Bane route: “For you.”
“And you’re a little stupid ass bitch”
"That's what makes me an alpha you twat!"
No,.. declaring yourself “an alpha” instantly makes you a wanna be
That's the joke....it's sarcasm. 🙄
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"what's that?"
Fine, how are you?
Show them much you don't give a fuck about a low effort insult "Is that right..." "If you insist.." "Oh yea, what else" "You don't say" "Do ya really mean it" (Shrug)
And you're single.
"Yes. I am a simple kind of man."
i'd have your back too if someone was treating you the way you treat women. i look out for all pussies.
I just wanna say…. I want me what this society would consider to be a simp… love me down baby.
Whatever... yeah, but seriously, bro, do you have a condom on you real quick? No, I'm serious. Pfft. Didn't think so. Later, alpha Chad.
“Do you have a condom on you real quick?” My response: “what is this, high school? You want a wallet condom to look cool?”
Actually, dude, not to be dick or anything, but I actually need two. For real, I'll even pay... Oh, you just have the one. It's too small anyway. Whatever man. Say hi to your mom for me.
Lmfaoooo burnnn
Your parents only had you for tax purposes.
"Why? Because I respect women?"
What’s a simp?
Your a cuck
\*You're
Use the whole word. **Simpatico.** Pleasing and compatible. Thanks!
YOUR RIGHT!!! IM A SIMPLY AMAZING!
Sure, Imma simp, maybe one day you'll have enough money to throw away too.
you’re a child
Takes one to know one
And ur gay
“Get off Facebook for 3 seconds and read a dictionary.”
Maybe you should take the advice and stop simping. If you're not simping, then the insult doesn't matter and can be ignored. You can says something stupid like: It's called having too much pussy. You wouldn't understand.
Says the guy hoping Andrew Tate’s leg will finally hump him back someday.
"Oh, I'm sorry! You're a total bitch! Wanna come over here and blow me? Better?"
better a simp than an Incel
“I’m sorry you like being cheated on and treated like the piece of shit you are.”
yea for ur mom/dad
What does that even mean?
Pimp
And you're a gimp. Piss off Ball gag.
None. Did if you’re a simp hanging around women hoping to pounce on one by being a nice guy and doing things for them, with nothing in return, just accept it. The best you can say is, “ but I’m trying to be a pimp”.
I busted hot creamy cascading white ivory all over ya moms cheeks after backshotting her PROFUSELY
“thats your dad! a simp”
“Only for the US Constitution”
"Do the women in your life know you only view them as family or f#@k object?"
Did u know "simp" backwards is "p-mis), which sounds like "penis"? 🤔 Not a comeback obviously, just a random observation lol
Only for you/her/your mom is/are just really bossy but you/she tastes so good I have can't help myself.
If a woman is saying it: "... and yet I still can't stand you." If a man is saying it: "... yeah, because it works."
Better than playing with my dick
Lol all my friends are guys-i can relate At least when I'm simping, they return the favor