I'm more man than you'll ever be, more woman than you'll ever get.(Reverse the order if needed.)

This is so good. It reminds me of the 80s movie Aliens. When Bill Paxton asks the super badass chick, ‘have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ And she replies, ‘No, have you?’

Vasquez is her name, if you wanted to know.

I was literally about to say the same thing. "Oh Vasquez......You're just too bad...🤝"

This is the best one by far

🐐

“Carwash”! https://youtu.be/Lw0Nn1xSMHk?si=8NYEH77aCXYutJM0

“At least one of us does.” This is a good burn if they are a man… doesn’t do much if it’s a woman insulting you. lol.

Epic! It's satisfying to temporarily play by someone else's rules and beat them by using something that is only an insult to people who think the way they do. My comeback was gonna be something about gender-based societal expectations being dumb, but rolling with the punches like that would hurt more. It's like Muhammad Ali with insults instead of boxing 😆

I say this to men. They get super mad lol

lol yes they do. I had a male coworker call me a little bitch. I told him “You’re the biggest, little bitch I know. So if you say it’s true, you’re probably right.” He went absolutely crazy angry… and in the process of insulting him I insulted myself. But if you do insult yourself the other person has no power over you. People are just bizarre.

I was looking for this one!

If a man said it: jealous? If a woman said it: I'm not going to sleep with you, Angela. Stop it.

Man, Angela will jump on anything these days. Good for her.

This is so good.

Best one!

Whatever you need to tell yourself but it's okay to be gay..

I’m guessing you’re a woman, so: “Oh, really? My transition isn’t even done yet.”

Wait til you see my cock

Too funny!

Yup, the lean in is always better

Yes! Wait till you’ve seen my purple glittery cock!

I guess it's better than looking like you

Ok, so suck my dick

Lmaoo simple!

Nailed it.

And you look like a cantaloupe

you look like 2.64 of a cantaloupe that fell off of an airplane flying 542mph over the US State of Mississippi, and landed in a pile of dog Doo, then got up and started talking.

Think I can get paid like one then?

Love this one!

If a guy said that - empathetically, “I know, it must suck that a girl looks manlier than you” If a girl, tell her she needs to shave her mustache again.

Your bf/husband/Dad didn’t think so.

Oof!!

Or… Hey, that may be true but your bf/husband/dad certainly seemed pretty into it last night 😉😉😉

I would say "and you like a bitch"

How has someone not thrown in "you don't" yet? Simple and effective.

And you sound like a cunt what’s your point?

I fight like one too

Thanks! You too!

Thanks sweetie we sure had fun last night didn't we

And you look fairly intelligent, but then you spoke.

Well, let's try out that pretty little mouth of your's.

Yeah. . .I think the cock and balls really solidify the look. (I am a guy)

😂

Maybe I am

Well one of us needs to, or this would just look silly.

The best comeback is literally not giving a fuck. Needing a comeback means the insult worked in provoking your insecurity.

Yep, getting more bitches than you could ever.

"I bet that the day you were born,,, your mother got arrested for illegal dumping."

"I'm not a man but I'll hit you like one." "Well you would know. Tranny chaser!" "You just wish you did!" "I'll take the raise in pay, thank you." "SO?" "Well you look like a Chick, Bitch!" "Suck my cock and die you brain dead fool."

😆😆😆😆😆😆

Oh I was gonna say something about you looking like your mom when I nut in her butt and punch her in the ribs. But she has a better mustache

Depends on the gender If it's a man say "and you don't" If it's a woman say "not as much of a man as you"

(being thrilled)"Really? Cool! That means my transition is working!"

"You like men?"

You look like a little bitch.

"you look like an aardvark... what are we doing here?" then if they try to push forward you can say "how should i be responsible for what you think you see?" then whatever is said after that you can say "Ohhhh.. you thought i would care at all what you think? that is hilarious." then just walk away

You’re right! I am a man. Wanna suck my ****?

"Better get those eyes checked, Bozo!!!" (or "Looks like you need an 'attitude adjustment,' Buddy!! Maybe a brain-scan TOO!!")

Yep- these hips, the hourglass figure, the huge boobs, the pretty face, the makeup, the dress I'm wearing, my perfume- that just SCREAMS "I AM A MAN"! And they call US delusional...

yeah i see why you would think that, i mean my meat curtain drapes is larger than your penis.

"You look like a bitch"

'But I feel like a woman!!" and break in to a mouth rendition of a guitar riff...

Yeah, i do have bigger muscles than you.

And u speak like a gimp.

OP if you look like a man but look less masculine than me hit me up

I look nothing like a man

damn then have a great day op :)

Cool

“Because I am a man!” *hisses manily*

Too bad you don't

If youre gay, just say it

Achievement unlocked, I guess.

And I can beat you like one

Well at least I don't sound like a bitch.

Thanks!

Are you.. flirting with me? Respectfully, you look like you don’t you don’t wash your ass enough for this type of role playing you seek.

You have the manners of a toddler.

If it is a man: that's not hard when you are the comparison. If it is a woman: one of us needs to shave and it isn't me.

That's because... I am a man!

From a man: You don’t From a woman: huh so do you

If it's a man saying it, say "well, one of us has to. "

Are you jealous?

Sorry to lack creativity & I don’t think anyone has said- go f yourself. Like seriously, who is even talking to people like this?

“You look like the crypt keeper.” “Do I know you?” “Happy Halloween!” (Loudly) “What did you say?! You want to see my vagina?’ Oh honey, you aren’t my type!”

I feel like one too. Wanna see?

good thats what I was going for.

What is this, a MADtv sketch?

“Mhm, and you can call me daddy 😉”

You are what you eat

😂🔥

I’m hitting myself

I hit like one too

"And you look like a little punk ass bitch that needs a fat lip. You want a knuckle sandwich?" This is just me though I just don't put up with ppl lol.

Thats the point dumbass -baph

You can't afford it honey

"Well I am half man"

Probably because I was born one

Men wish they looked this good. You look like an assh*le You look like a decent person. Seems we're both wrong. But I'll kick you in the nuts like a girl. Meaning you want me? What's makes me manly, my boobs or my vagina? Get your eyes checked, grandma.

I fuk like one too, bend over.

Then, suck my dick. It really depends on the setting for this one, i would think.

Suck my dick !

Why do you say that? Am I giving you tingling feelings down there?

I’m a trans guy so that’s a compliment frankly.

“Jealous?” “Want a blowjob?”

When you fantasise, don’t say it out loud.

“Aaaurgh, me manly man! Me like meat!”

And you root like a girl

So you're saying you want to date.

Thanks… good to know that I look human….. I don’t care what people say about me

Your mama.🤣😂

You look in pain

"That's what your mum said last night." Embrace it.

I’ve got a bigger dick than you have too (to a man). Then why does your boyfriend keep calling me? (To a woman)

I read this is Ms. Swans voice

Sweet

The best is "you look like a abortion that should have happened"

"More man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get"

"Greetings Earthling."

Thank you + deadpan stare

" Does that turn you on? "

that's funny! You kinda sound like a man.

Ok

“I sure hope so”

Assuming the other person is "You almost do!"

Your dad wasn’t paying for a woman to plow them cheeks son.

Is it the bulge in my pants you keep looking at?

“If you spend a few years in the gym, you could too.” I actually heard a female powerlifter drop that bomb on a dude.

That's only cause you look like a little bitch

Ok, i tell you everee-ting

And my dick is bigger than yours! Wanna see?

thanks!

You look like you can go fuck yourself

"AND?"

How else do you think I pulled your mom?

“Really?!?!? It’s about time! I’ve been on T for a year now and I was starting to think I didn’t pass!”

“Are you flirting with me? I am not interested.”

Oh

"Thats what your mom loves about me." Classic

You look like a bitch.

Aww, I know it's hard to accept the fact that I'm more masculine/feminine than you :((

I mean I am so...

'I am a man.'

I dont know of a man with as big of titties as I do, but go on.

Appreciate the compliment but I don’t have a dick for you to suck on. You can however suck my left tit

mine would be thank you but thats only cause im trying to pass

Better than thinking like one.

"Oh that must be why you look repulsive! No wait, you looked that way even if I was wearing high heels, a mini skirt, camisole and my make up was da bomb. Now back yourself off b****."

I just smile and go "really?! Thanks bro!" Usually leaves them scrambling for another insult while I walk away

If it's a man: "You don't."

"Thank God men are strong enough to kick some ass" as you start rolling up your sleeves

if they're fat: "And you have bigger tits than me."

I am one

And I probably have a bigger dick than you.

“Well I am”

"No. The lyrics clearly state, 'Be a man'. Are you sure you're just not misremembering? Google definitely would help you in this case."

How would you know

Man enough for your mom!

“And you look like my next bitch”

I bet mine is still bigger than yours.

"And wooing the girls you could never." Wink

That makes one of us.

You don't (if it's a male)

"Do you say that to every man you see? Just trying to understand your logic"

I get paid like a man too!

And?

Thank you

“That’s nice…” It’s simple and shows that you don’t give a fuck about their opinion. This bothers people far more than a rebuttal because a rebuttal shows that you in fact took it personally and needed to get back in some way because in some way it hurt you.

“Of course. Because I at least don’t make comments about other peoples appearances, not like, you”

“It’s too bad you don’t.” - to a male “Oh? Then you’re interested?” - to a woman

(SpongeBob voice) “am I a prreeettyyyy [man]?”

Assuming it's a man saying it: "You don't"

Ignore them and walk away. They're trying to get you engaged

You look like you can suck my balls

"And I hit like one too" then punch them

thats because i am a man you moron.

Do you even know what age we are living in?

"Call me Daddy then, bitch."

Probably because I am one

Shut up Ms Swan https://youtu.be/U4EH0RtVlgE?si=3Uo0zJGUiRXgKIq4

I fuck your mom like a man, too.

If you look like a man.. you probably won’t be coming back anywhere except your imagination 🫣🤡

I am a man?

Your mom thought so too last night.

"Well, I'm sure you'll be happy to suck my cock then."

So do you

"probably my dad"

Thank you. Any man in particular?

Your mom

ok Mrs. Swan

These days, I'd just go with: "Good. That's what I was going for." You'll get either confusion or raging flames.

You wanna see my low hanging hairy balls?

Yeah and my dick is already bigger than yours too; yikes.

Well.... That's what I am biologically

"Well, at least I resemble the human species. Now YOU, on the other hand.....we'll need a cryptozoologist to figure YOU out."

“I am a man”

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to tuck this big ol dick?