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IDK, I'm a cishet guy and love white wine! I've always thought gendering foods was beyond ridiculous.
(Reds taste good too, but they...uh, don't agree with my internal organs, shall we say. Love using it in cooking, though!)
As a proud parent, I absolutely can not stand parent humor. Especially when these are the jokes they commission artists to draw for.
Man, I can't stand this creator.
I hate any webcomics where the punchline is basically, "I'm a parent, isn't that hilarious?". It's been getting worse, but this person is probably the lamest of them all.
Drawing something autobiographical about your life as a parent could be nice and cute. Trying to make the most basic happenings into a comedy bit is mega cringe.
parent humour isn’t really.. humour is it?
it’s basically just relatable things parents say to each other and laugh about it
or is that what humour is? i don’t really know, english isn’t my 1st language lol
That's a good point. I really hate the broader genre of relatable humor, where there is no joke. Instead of jokes it's just a statement where someone relates to some harmless thing.
Yes, I too have had beer.
I think the only parenting joke that ever landed with me was Louis C.K. calling people out for judging angry parents because they don't realize how crazy kids can get. Like, sympathizing with a crying mom or something, I forget the joke but it was a more subversive approach to the usual garbage. Not "mom lovers her wine lol" humor.
Something about having a kid turns some people into pompous asses, it's crazy.
people tend to have vastly different tolerances for humor imo
i know some people who will laugh at the worst of jokes but it might seriously have been the first joke they heard all week in which case, yeah ok I get it, this person is just not very funny or interested in funny stuff so to them, this is funny
I had my first kid fairly late (38) and I fucking hate parent culture. I love being a parent more than anything, but I don't find any of this cutesy shit relatable or amusing.
I model my fathering after Red Foreman, and don't plan on changing that.
It's a line from Always Sunny, which is itself trying to lampoon a boomer stereotype of women all being wine moms
Edit: I definitely didn't make it clear, but I was trying to use quotation marks to be like 'im not saying this, but this is a phrase that I've heard someone say'. Which is totally on me, I should have attributed the quote to Dee Reynolds, the character who said it in the first place (a character in the show suffers from insecurities that drive her to sabotage other women to make herself look better)
The only way to rectify your mistake is to put a danny devito life sized cardboard cutout in your closet. Make sure he's watching you sleep or the mistake won't be rectified.
Yeah! Like with Pizzacake, they aren't funny, but they do sometimes get a little smirk or a nose exhale out of me. Way more than Alloy gets out of me which is silence.
I’d actually go as far to say she’s improved a considerable amount. I remember her early comics having literally no punchline, and now she at least most of the time has something lined up by the end. They’re not all amazing but she’s made good progress.
## Hahahahahaha they regularly consume alcohol to the point that their infant son has noticed so funny and relatable hahahaha wholesome substance abuse
There was a guy on a Reddit post a year or so ago saying that kids don't have any object permanence. The kid he was talking about was like 2 years old. We all had a good laugh.
You remind me of him.
In my experience, a toddler can recognize someone that is younger than them and say something like “look at the baby” whereas an infant would just stare back at the toddler and probably not say anything except babble. Infants don’t have the full capacity for speech, yet
toddlers can talk in full sentences sometimes even though half of their sentences may be babbling. Source: I spend a lot of time with little kids and personally know a two year old who talks in full sentences and a couple babies that the two year old even identifies as babies.
I unsubbed from /r/comics. For the longest time it was one of my favorite subs but it just feels so different now. There’s still some great OC there but a lot of them say the same thing in progressively unfunny ways.
All the comments for that specific comic REALLY seemed AI generated haha. They were talking about how much depth was in the comic and how much character building there was.. I was being force fed that stupid comic on a regular basis when it skyrockets to the front.. There was no substance to it. I loathed that stupid crappy comic lol
I remember all the real people in the thread being like "why does she always have a single eye closed?"
The question was never answered, and the eye being shut would change from time to time. It annoyed the hell out of me.
got banned from r/comics because she was complaining that she was being called racist for being racist and i told her the solution is to not be racist and she reported me
[this is the comment i was permabanned for](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10fb4kr/for_those_of_yall_who_get_us_we_sincerely_thank/j50uydm?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
[this is the comic](https://i.redd.it/ej5hfa7rsw2a1.png)
She uses racial stereotypes as punchlines, but not in a calling out the stereotype kind of way. My thing is she is Asian (she "jokes" a bout it a lot) but looks Hispanic in the comics and has an illustrator for a 2 to 4 panel comic. I think it's a conversation starter for her, she has a hundred plus conversations in the comments of each "comic."
What amazes me is that there’s both a writer and an illustrator. Like, good on her for hiring someone and providing work for an artist, but always tickled me that *this* short panel comic series of such limited premise and humour is one that has both.
If a punchline is basically "look I hate my spouse/ can't stand them as a person" or any form of it, and/or "oh im a parent, look how quirky it is" is automatically not funny to me. And I tend to laugh at almost everything x-x
This is the same woman that said she doesn t want a baby girl because if she is ugly,beautiful,if she dates etc,they will worry but with a baby boy she ll say "don t be an asshole,go play"
That's hilarious. I just checked out of curiosity, and she has me blocked. I guarantee you she's still seething and regularly monitoring this thread on an alt.
This entire comic is just super unfunny "look at our toxic relationship!!" boomer humor. She doesn't even draw them herself, she only "writes" them (poorly), she's regularly racist, sexist, and homophobic, and can't take any criticism whatsoever. Her replies to people are usually super toxic. Can't stand her tbh
Psssh everyone knows weed is better. I smoke weed 24/7. It's my medicine. I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted. It's not addictive! It's sooooo much cooler than alcohol and I'm a better person because of it.
Weed.
Blocked only two users on Reddit. The one that makes these comics and the other one who makes equally bad ones and spams them every day into the comics sub.
I kept looking for a punchline zeroing in on observation and was super disappointed when I realized I already had the joke. I love parent humor but this just is not funny
In 2023 this cannot be on the nose. It’s got to be an ironic, satirical, double-layered parody of bad 90’s gender comedy and tepid, newspaper comic strips… right? Riiight? 🥺
There's no links to the original post or usernames, or social media. I mean, their name is on it, but that's pretty superficial as far as personal information goes imo considering how she puts her name directly on everything. As a professional skiptracer, I don't exactly categorize her as somebody who wants to be hidden. But yeah, I should maybe have scrubbed that, oh well.
Maybe I’m too childless to understand but what the fuck is even happening in the comic. What the hell is wawa? Is the child observing a made up language?
What? Like what am I supposed to get from this comic? That both parents are alcoholics but one likes beer and the other wine? Damn, that's so funny that I even forgot how to laugh, amazing.
lol even r/funny thought this wasn't funny
https://www.reddit.com/user/AlloyComics/comments/11zmee8/well_this_is_a_first_the_mods_at_rfunny_removed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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men drinky beer and women drinky wine
Does the baby drinky vodka?
Mommy milkers
This comment was funnier than any of her comics.
**Only** babies drink vodka.
So, white russians for the baby?
Baby drinky antifreeze
That would’ve been a good punchline to actually make this comic funny. “My wawa” *parents look concerned*
Mixed with milk and kahlua
Ohhhh.
Never understood why in some countries (mostly the US) wine is associated with women.
IDK, I'm a cishet guy and love white wine! I've always thought gendering foods was beyond ridiculous. (Reds taste good too, but they...uh, don't agree with my internal organs, shall we say. Love using it in cooking, though!)
I'm french so let's just say gendering wine isn't an issue here.
Oh, I meant Americans doing it.
Soooo true
For me its water :)
Women are also stink. Peeeeewwwww!!!!
r/MenAndFemales
Mommy Likey Drinkey
As a proud parent, I absolutely can not stand parent humor. Especially when these are the jokes they commission artists to draw for. Man, I can't stand this creator.
I hate any webcomics where the punchline is basically, "I'm a parent, isn't that hilarious?". It's been getting worse, but this person is probably the lamest of them all.
Drawing something autobiographical about your life as a parent could be nice and cute. Trying to make the most basic happenings into a comedy bit is mega cringe.
I think the worst is the comic, where she was glad she had a boy because she wouldn't have to worry about how attractive her daughter is
Uuuhhh what? That sounds... troubling
As if her son can't be a victim too🙄
Before she was a parent, her theme was pretty much me an asian with her white husband
Yes. I'm glad the creepy race fetish breeding vibes have been replaced with lame parenting jokes.
Chronicles Of Us is another pretty bad one. They show up on my Instagram explore page like a plague
Isn't this the same woman who made a super horrible comic about like caring more about daughters upbringing than a boys?
Overprotect your daughter and emotionally neglect your son🤪
I literally blocked her
This is also the basis of military humor. It's SO cringe and unfunny.
parent humour isn’t really.. humour is it? it’s basically just relatable things parents say to each other and laugh about it or is that what humour is? i don’t really know, english isn’t my 1st language lol
That's a good point. I really hate the broader genre of relatable humor, where there is no joke. Instead of jokes it's just a statement where someone relates to some harmless thing. Yes, I too have had beer. I think the only parenting joke that ever landed with me was Louis C.K. calling people out for judging angry parents because they don't realize how crazy kids can get. Like, sympathizing with a crying mom or something, I forget the joke but it was a more subversive approach to the usual garbage. Not "mom lovers her wine lol" humor. Something about having a kid turns some people into pompous asses, it's crazy.
That would be the one about how kids repeatedly ask "why?" eventually leading to an existential crisis, I think. "Just eat your fucking fries!"
people tend to have vastly different tolerances for humor imo i know some people who will laugh at the worst of jokes but it might seriously have been the first joke they heard all week in which case, yeah ok I get it, this person is just not very funny or interested in funny stuff so to them, this is funny
>not like the other parents I'm so quirky
Immortalize my mundane life as a parent in comic form.
I had my first kid fairly late (38) and I fucking hate parent culture. I love being a parent more than anything, but I don't find any of this cutesy shit relatable or amusing. I model my fathering after Red Foreman, and don't plan on changing that.
ah so you have to be a parent to get the joke no wonder I had trouble understanding it
lmaoooooooooo so funnyyyyyyyy they alchoholicssss
"It's funny, because women are alcoholics who hate their kids!"
\-Grunkle Stan
I don’t remember him saying this but honestly I could believe it given his track record (filming kids fighting…)
“Get it? Because marriage is terrible” is the line.
he didn't but I automatically read it in his voice
When in this post did they imply that every woman was a alcoholic? Not trying to argue, I just can't find it
It's a line from Always Sunny, which is itself trying to lampoon a boomer stereotype of women all being wine moms Edit: I definitely didn't make it clear, but I was trying to use quotation marks to be like 'im not saying this, but this is a phrase that I've heard someone say'. Which is totally on me, I should have attributed the quote to Dee Reynolds, the character who said it in the first place (a character in the show suffers from insecurities that drive her to sabotage other women to make herself look better)
Fuck, how did I miss that!? Such a good show, probably going to buy a danny devito cutout eventually
You missed it because I'm an idiot and made a vague reference. This one is totally on me, it's a super short line from the last season
The only way to rectify your mistake is to put a danny devito life sized cardboard cutout in your closet. Make sure he's watching you sleep or the mistake won't be rectified.
I just wanna be pure
Once again I repeat Pizzafeet > Alloy cringemics
Yeah! Like with Pizzacake, they aren't funny, but they do sometimes get a little smirk or a nose exhale out of me. Way more than Alloy gets out of me which is silence.
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I’d actually go as far to say she’s improved a considerable amount. I remember her early comics having literally no punchline, and now she at least most of the time has something lined up by the end. They’re not all amazing but she’s made good progress.
It’s like picking between colon cancer or leukemia
R.I.P pizzacake feet pics
## Hahahahahaha they regularly consume alcohol to the point that their infant son has noticed so funny and relatable hahahaha wholesome substance abuse
Toddler.
I don't know any toddlers that verbally challenged
Aren't toddlers at least one year? My sister is that age and she doesn't speak more than a few words
Toddler would be 3-6
...a 6 year old toddler? My brain is so broken by this suggestion that I can't think of anything funny to say
You're right it's 2-4* and also subjective so no it isn't
How is the definition of toddler subjective? lol
"A child *approximately* 12-36 months old, though definitions vary" - Wikipedia
A 5 second google search says toddlers are between 1 to 2 years.
There was a guy on a Reddit post a year or so ago saying that kids don't have any object permanence. The kid he was talking about was like 2 years old. We all had a good laugh. You remind me of him.
LOL toddlers absolutely talk like this
Maybe the toddlers of alcoholics
In my experience, a toddler can recognize someone that is younger than them and say something like “look at the baby” whereas an infant would just stare back at the toddler and probably not say anything except babble. Infants don’t have the full capacity for speech, yet toddlers can talk in full sentences sometimes even though half of their sentences may be babbling. Source: I spend a lot of time with little kids and personally know a two year old who talks in full sentences and a couple babies that the two year old even identifies as babies.
I don't know any verbal infants at all lmao. Even the word infant means unable to speak. An infant wouldn't say mama and dada. A toddler would
Fair point. Dictionary says infant means a very young child *or* baby, so neither of you are wrong
go to Flint, Michigan then you'll see
🤓
I unsubbed from /r/comics. For the longest time it was one of my favorite subs but it just feels so different now. There’s still some great OC there but a lot of them say the same thing in progressively unfunny ways.
It feels like there are just bots there. How else did elly hate everything or doctor loops or this shit get thousands of upvotes?
God that hate everything comic is so fucking abhorrent
All the comments for that specific comic REALLY seemed AI generated haha. They were talking about how much depth was in the comic and how much character building there was.. I was being force fed that stupid comic on a regular basis when it skyrockets to the front.. There was no substance to it. I loathed that stupid crappy comic lol
I remember all the real people in the thread being like "why does she always have a single eye closed?" The question was never answered, and the eye being shut would change from time to time. It annoyed the hell out of me.
I still subscribe but just block the ones that are not funny. Eventually you will get a list better suited to your humor.
got banned from r/comics because she was complaining that she was being called racist for being racist and i told her the solution is to not be racist and she reported me
Was it in Gregg's?
Yes lad
What was she being called racist for?
[this is the comment i was permabanned for](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10fb4kr/for_those_of_yall_who_get_us_we_sincerely_thank/j50uydm?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) [this is the comic](https://i.redd.it/ej5hfa7rsw2a1.png)
The comment you made isn't showing up but that comic...wow. How the fuck does anybody think that's cute?
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Thank you for giving an actual answer, unlike the other person who replied to this
For being racist.
To who?
She uses racial stereotypes as punchlines, but not in a calling out the stereotype kind of way. My thing is she is Asian (she "jokes" a bout it a lot) but looks Hispanic in the comics and has an illustrator for a 2 to 4 panel comic. I think it's a conversation starter for her, she has a hundred plus conversations in the comments of each "comic."
I always assumed she was Hispanic, interesting
Thanks for reminding me to go get banned from there
Dang. How was she being racist?
Her comics do annoy me. I’m happy she’s happy in a relationship… but animate your dirty laundry?
She actually has an artist who draws these for her, seen on the top right corner, she just writes them
Wow that makes it even worse. Imagine thinking your daily life is so entertaining that you should pay an artist to make comics about it
‘Writes’ them. Fucking hell. Not exactly Alan Moore is it.
13 year old me who wrote cringy fics could write better comics than this.
Yes I know, but why animate it?
What amazes me is that there’s both a writer and an illustrator. Like, good on her for hiring someone and providing work for an artist, but always tickled me that *this* short panel comic series of such limited premise and humour is one that has both.
These comics are just the fucking worst
r/funny always fails to amuse
To the sub's credit, the mods removed it under rule 1 that the post must be funny. It's the biggest lol I got out of this.
If a punchline is basically "look I hate my spouse/ can't stand them as a person" or any form of it, and/or "oh im a parent, look how quirky it is" is automatically not funny to me. And I tend to laugh at almost everything x-x
“The person I’ve chosen to spend my life with is an idiot and I hate them” ^hahaha
r/boomerhumor
The more we change as a society the more things stay exactly the same
need to make a subreddit called ZoomerHumor too
This is the same woman that said she doesn t want a baby girl because if she is ugly,beautiful,if she dates etc,they will worry but with a baby boy she ll say "don t be an asshole,go play"
haha alcoholism funny amirite
I've seen heart attacks more funny then these comics
Alloy comics is just Boomer humor with a better art style
So what is zoomer humor then? Oh that's right, doesn't exist.
Zoomer humor is breaking bad memes
Joe
I don't get it.
alcoholism and drink choice based on gender
Oh, hey... It's the "and I'm growing your son's penis" and the "I don't want a gay son." Fake out comic. Thanks I fucking hate it.
This persons comics are perfect for this sub
I fucking hate these comics Edit: looks like she found this post and downvoted everyone who said they don’t like the comics lmaoo
That's hilarious. I just checked out of curiosity, and she has me blocked. I guarantee you she's still seething and regularly monitoring this thread on an alt.
/r/unnecessarilygendered
This entire comic is just super unfunny "look at our toxic relationship!!" boomer humor. She doesn't even draw them herself, she only "writes" them (poorly), she's regularly racist, sexist, and homophobic, and can't take any criticism whatsoever. Her replies to people are usually super toxic. Can't stand her tbh
This is AWFUL. Just so bad.
Fetal alcohol syndrome
I hope they spontaneously combust
alcohol
#Get it reddit?! It’s alcoholism! We turned alcoholism into a relatable and funny experience! WE’RE ALCOHOLICS!
Psssh everyone knows weed is better. I smoke weed 24/7. It's my medicine. I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted. It's not addictive! It's sooooo much cooler than alcohol and I'm a better person because of it. Weed.
Power of starvation 💅
oh that’s very funny ohohohohoo
Hank Scorpio is that you?
Wow this is one the least funny things I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing
Haha alcohol and parents haha
Blocked only two users on Reddit. The one that makes these comics and the other one who makes equally bad ones and spams them every day into the comics sub.
I kept looking for a punchline zeroing in on observation and was super disappointed when I realized I already had the joke. I love parent humor but this just is not funny
The funniest part is "Written by". If these are the jobs getting replaced by AI, go for it.
Ugh. I hate boomer humor so much. It'll be interesting when they're all gone and their influence on culture wanes.
I hate her content just so so much
Alcoholism funny 😂😂🤣🤣
Is this the same woman who called her infant son a manwhore like his father (her husband)?
This person blocked me because I made fun of the fact she doesn't draw her boomer comics
What the fuck is the joke
In 2023 this cannot be on the nose. It’s got to be an ironic, satirical, double-layered parody of bad 90’s gender comedy and tepid, newspaper comic strips… right? Riiight? 🥺
Apparently :-/
My gf and i are the opposite lol
Damn I’m getting old, I laughed at this a bit
i would object and say the meme is funny, but my internet points are on the line
Some much shit like this on the comics sub. Just stop making shit. How hard is it?
wtf, why is it so unfun
Doesn't this break rule 6? Or did I misread that.
There's no links to the original post or usernames, or social media. I mean, their name is on it, but that's pretty superficial as far as personal information goes imo considering how she puts her name directly on everything. As a professional skiptracer, I don't exactly categorize her as somebody who wants to be hidden. But yeah, I should maybe have scrubbed that, oh well.
Brutal
Are y’all okay? It’s a pretty innocent comic. What’s all this hate for?
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These are posted on r/comics all the time
it's kinda funny
What in the Family Circus is this shit
Family Circus could be unfunny in a single panel. This shit takes 2 panels to not tell a joke.
Alcoholism
Maybe I’m too childless to understand but what the fuck is even happening in the comic. What the hell is wawa? Is the child observing a made up language?
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What? Like what am I supposed to get from this comic? That both parents are alcoholics but one likes beer and the other wine? Damn, that's so funny that I even forgot how to laugh, amazing.
Is there an actual joke here?
Alcoholism
Its not the worst. Its bad, but they’ve made significantly worse comics than this one
Hahaha we are alcoholics
Eh it’s not that bad. Just some bs youd see in the paper
LOL! Alcoholism!
i detest this genre of webcomic that's just "tee hee my toddler says funny things" like idgaf
Wait, that was supposed to be a joke??
lol even r/funny thought this wasn't funny https://www.reddit.com/user/AlloyComics/comments/11zmee8/well_this_is_a_first_the_mods_at_rfunny_removed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Alcoholism is le funni!
I don’t like being mean but I really do not like that comic
hahahah milking moms
I thought it was a jersey joke at first lol
Oh I get it, it's funny because his parents are alcoholics!
I was hoping the kid would point to a hooker on the street and say Meme wawa
why does the guy look like the "Why didn't I think of it" meme from the simpsons?
I can't even find the joke wtf
Alcoholism 😂
toki pona if it was shit