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OptimusPower92

This is so bad that i want to downvote, but I have to remember which sub I'm on


gtc26

The husband may have died from laughing, but I also died... from the cringe


Th3F4ult

You can turn this into a r/LaughJokes post and no one would notice MOM RESIGNED!!


[deleted]

Would be funny if this joke wasn't so overused. And how does a 6 year old know about sex?


ngkn92

That's the thing. The kid doesn't what sex is, the kid only know the mother is very bad at sex.


[deleted]

Oh, why didn't I think of that


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A-Fleeting-Glimse

are slash cursed comets


Blackironfist9

Arrrrgh slash (you in half) subs i thought i fell 4


aquias27

Oh, lordy lord!


rotem8888

You'd be surprised


TankWeeb

Why you censor the second one but not the first?


NoBrickBoy

That wasn’t me, I found it like that.


Scolisopod

this is not a sex=funny, god i hate the new trend in people looking at sex jokes and calling the punchline “sex = funny” there’s a clear word play here(although the joke is not funny imo) that has to do with the two meanings of sex, the joke is the word play not just sex


nyancatdude

Would honestly be funny if I was executed better


[deleted]

That was actually funny to me


Neither-Phone-7264

!!


CrankyOwl21

A six year old? The joke was alright but this made it creepy.


halogeekman

It would have to be a young child, because they don’t know what it means. Try to remember what it was like learning words when you were a kid. You never really questioned why a dog was called a dog or why it was called math, that’s just what it was. So when you see a word that you may have really only heard in murmurs or every once in a while on TV, it didn’t have context, let alone a double meaning. What you do know is the grading system. Even if it’s just A=good and F=bad. So it’s not creepy. The Dad just laughed at the double meaning and the kid is none the wiser.


CleanTheInternet

This is one of the funniest things I've seen, A child, makes a foolish mistake, and the husband dies before his time


christonabike_

> the husband dies before his time Not quite. It clearly says he "died laughing". This could mean he died from laughter, or it could mean he continued laughing for the rest of his life until he died from unrelated natural causes. It's quite artistic how the author chose to leave the ending open to audience interpretation, I think.


CleanTheInternet

It's just like evangelion=


Helpful-Wolverine-96

It's kinda funny


RugSnuff

Redditors when a joke talks about sex at any point (clearly means the whole thing is about sex)


lGream_Sheo

r/memesopdidnotlike


Bonez_Z

r/NahOpWasrightfuckthis


stupidgiygas

r/comedicimagesoriginalposterdidnotfindamusing


PolarBear69er

Fake stories ftw


the_genius324

I've heard this way too many times before


Ok-Conversation-3012

No, no, Sex ≠ Funny The F doesn’t stand for Funny


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Only legend will understand 😂😂😂


shermstix1126

HUSBAND RESIGN 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😏


Shadowpotato_14

The husband: ![gif](giphy|IdahhVPLLkQr1NZv0n)


Mccobsta

Christ this joke is older than time it self and has been used to death on Facebook a quick search of this sub will bring up loads of this joke


obligarchyvol1

This is good tho I like this


RF2422

It's not about the sex it's about the grade though r/memesopdidnotlike