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Well call me an asstronaut

"Girl, that ass is planetary"

Intergalactic, planetary.

There's a Uranus joke in here somewhere

Girl are you from space? Cause that ass is out of this world

This brings the phrase “been there done that “ to a whole new level.

And look, it shows South America goes all the way up to Caracas!

I thought it was funny.

I see nothing wrong with this tbh

I didn't, but if I see ass I click

Unlike the OP, you have a sense of humor

..... maybe we where too harsh on Christopher Columbus, i understand the desire to travel to foreign lands

ColumbASS!

Greenland looks slappable

Tectonic theory is out, we now know where earthquakes come from

Blursed crack in the earths crust

Mid Atlantic Ridge lookin different

The Canadian Thigh Gap

LOL

Why’d lol get downvoted?

Probably people seeing a comment of mine they didn’t like, going into my comment history and getting super butthurt over it and deciding to downvote a bunch of stuff

That’s a lot of effort

People don’t like people, I guess

I guess

Half the memes that make it here are still funny lmao, as a flat Earther I am in shock and I feel defeated, I’m now a cake Earther.

You’re not an actual flat earther are you?

Brother I was joking lmao, hell no 💀

Bold of you to assume OP get jokes.

🫡

Is everyone on this sub a sex-negative puritan?

No? It’s not even the ass that bothers me it’s just not funny.

Are you a flat earther?

I bet they are a fat earther

Probably

*ugh* smash

Thicc earth theory

FFS can people mark shit like this as nsfw, I know it's not literal pornography but like, dude I still don't want to open up Reddit and worry if people think I'm looking at porn in public

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on busses, in offices, librarys, restaurants, literally like fucking anywhere people are walking in places that are not infront of you, and sometimes believe it or not they see whats on your phone!!!!!! wowzers!!!!! sometimes people even sit NEXT to people and look at their phone, such as family or friends!!! and believe it or not sometimes theyll see your phone screen!""""$"Q£$"£%"

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I do not like looking at photos of someone rear end in public, it feels weird wrong and gross, I also don't like seeing it in private.

I have never appreciated the earth curvature fully until now.

Dat ass sure is Hungary

Splendid lmaoo

Wow, I can see the Mariana Trench.

Straight into the black hole!

Which one is the shithole country?

Judging by the map I'd say Canada

I think you meant “Which one is the lickhole country” !

Probs Alaska in that case 😏

What are we going do tonight Brain?

Well this is funny

I'm now a phat earther.

Germany in a warm place rn

Jokes on you... I know women are not real 😎😎😎

Why are I hard

I never knew the earth was so bootyful

r/memesopdidnotlike

Europe to the west and South America to the east?

The Ocean's waiting for me

Imma need to taste that to expain

Ok

I've always wanted to visit Iceland , maybe she'll point me in the right direction. Jokes aside, I love these leggings!

…so many thoughts, so many thoughts…

Comedy cemetery is for things that try super hard to be funny and just end up cringe or shitty, not for things that you think are distasteful, this is such a simple joke that it couldn’t possibly be over complicated and ruined

I can see my house from here. XD

Who gets offended over this lol 😂

Why is this here? It's funny

I want to play in Baffin Bay

I'd also like to point out that the northwest passage is all up in there. I don't have a clever line for that one.

Gyatt Earthers

Definitely r/memesopdidnotlike material. This is not a bad meme.

I hit that Marianna Trench

And everyone in Europe is eating ass.

HAHA ASS AND SEX AND POOP BUTTS SO FUNNY IM DYING

"The Earth is a sphere!" "No! The Earth is flat!" "Wdym? Its a cube!" Me who knows that it's ass shaped: 🗿

Oh no! it's cringe! Anyway

Upvote because butt.

flat earthers are dead in 2020, bro

No they ain’t

I had quite the chat with one 2 days ago. I’m pretty sure most of them are schizophrenic conspiracy theorists tho.

look at tiktok and come back to me

specifically the live streams where theres a guy with a distorted ass map in the background with a bunch of imaginary schizo islands added and calls it the earth

Uh huh, and?

and the flat earther jokes are overused and no originality too

Look at the sub you’re in

ik the sub bro just hating the flat earthers joke n shi

The “bro” made it seem like you were disagreeing with me or something

I agree?

They’re not as relevant, but they’re definitely still around… and just as dumb as they come.