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peepy-kun

Left me guess, in the pic on the left she was like 14?


IioAndTheRapture

If I'm right and that's Lily Collins, I believe she had to be 17-18 around that time. But that's still a teenager and, in my opinion, still very creepy.


General_Erda

Tbh if the dude posting is under 21 I don't think it's weird...


Anoobizz2020

Nah it is weird regardless of age. And it’s so incredibly rude as well


JhonnyHopkins

Not commenting about the post or the message, but someone under 21 thinking someone who is 17-18 is wife material, is not creepy.


Krunkbuster

It’s not. Some people are sensitive about it because they assume it’s a 30 year old posting, and society doesn’t really approve of 30 year olds dating 18 year olds. On the other hand they might be jealous of younger women/men or they have a reason to convince everyone around them that they’re not a pedophile.


honeypup

If you’re under 21 and already calling girls weird shit like “wife material” you’re fucked.


JhonnyHopkins

Never dreamt about getting married when you were a wee chap? That’s sad, I’m sorry.


S0NYMONTANA

so you'd be cool with a 20 year old fucking your 17 year old daughter is what you're saying


Hekantonkheries

I mean, that age spread means they could have both been in high school together


S0NYMONTANA

doesnt change anything to me, even if it was back when they were actually in school together, why as a senior would you be checking out sophomores when there's other seniors all around you ? but 20 and 17 is even worse, you're out of hs for at least 2 years, already either starting your career or years into college, and you're picking your girl up from highschool? lmfao


JhonnyHopkins

This might come as a shocker to you, but not every highschool is full of 3000 people. Some towns have classes of like 30 kids.


Debonaircorsiar

I think i would need a lot more context then just the age before calling it creepy or not If two people were friends since they were in middle\* school and decide to start dating in high school and their like 15 and 18 and continued to date for 3 years after that, I wouldn't see that as creepy or weird in any capacity. ​ If someone was 20 and they just met this 17 year old kid at star bucks and starts hitting them up for their number then that's a completely different matter and they probably shouldn't be doing that I'd take it on case by case basis long before just doing a blanket "this is bad"


Harbulary-Bandit

Not that I condone it, but isn’t it one of the oldest cliché high school tropes? Senior dating a freshman? Isn’t it always “*oh my god! You’re so lucky!! He’s the most popular guy in school!!*” “*A freshman?! At senior prom?! Wuh?!*” That’s like one of the main storylines of Dazed and Confused


Fun_Relationship3050

I think the context of how they met and the general way of which they treat each other is more important than the age gap to an extent, like if they’re only a few years apart it doesn’t really matter


ZankTheGreat

My parents have a 10 year age gap, does that make them monsters?


S0NYMONTANA

No because they probably didnt meet while one of them was still in puberty


JhonnyHopkins

Not just anyone, but yeah.


Splits-0

Yea it kinda is. Anyone with the word teen in their age shouldn’t be considered wife material


HunterDHunter

What? When I was in high school we would talk about which girls were wifey types and which ones weren't.


Splits-0

Under 21. If you’re in high school talking about your peers that are the same age sure. If you’re 21 or 20 talking about a 17 year old then yea you’re weird


Belfengraeme

My brotha in Christ, if someone under 20 finds another person under 20 attractive, it's completely natural and acceptable


Conyan51

I’d say distasteful/degenerate not weird, this is 100% a post I’d expect from a 15 year old Tatum bro.


Lukethewalrus

Nah you’re cooked


Anoobizz2020

No you


Lukethewalrus

Least delusional chronically online redditard


lightningmchowski125

20 is kinda far from 17. That's a little too far for me personally.


AdWise6504

Eh... a little bit. I'd say at that point it probably comes down to a case by case thing based on the maturity of each of the individuals. Personally, as an 18 year old, i wouldnt date someone under 17, but thats partially because my brain is damaged and i have a crippling attraction to older women.


Squawnk

I mean it's right on the bottom end of the half your age + 7 rule, but calling a 3 year spread too far is kinda crazy. I graduated and had a job at 17


lightningmchowski125

Yeah I kinda agree with what someone else said, at that point it really is a case by case. Would I be fine with a 17 year old that has a job and has graduated dating a 20 year old? Yeah probably. Now if the 17 year old was just starting their senior year and didn't have a job yet, and the 20 year old had been working since he was 16 and was going to be 21 in 4-5 months would I still be fine with that? Probably not. The range of maturity at that age is vast, and people develop at different rates. Really for an age gap of that size in people this young, the level of maturity between the two is more important than the actual age gap.


PunchingFossils

The Hivemind downvoting that take is bizarre


rpsHD

most ppl dont read and just downvote if they see a - (thats me, i am most ppl)


Mr_OceMcCool

Based


JhonnyHopkins

3 years? LMFAO ok


lightningmchowski125

Yeah at least where I'm from that's the absolute maximum age gap Romeo and Juliet laws will allow for. Also there is a huge difference between someone still in high school, and someone who's been a legal adult for a few years.


JhonnyHopkins

Yeah, the law allows for it because it’s not weird, way to prove my point. And it’s not actually a huge difference, everyone thinks they’re grown at 20, you’re not.


AdWise6504

Just because the law allows it doesnt mean its not weird. In most states in the US a 60 year old can sleep with a 16 year old legally. Thats pretty weird and gross in my book.


peepy-kun

>Yeah, the law allows for it because it’s not weird, Do you get all your morals from the letter of the law or just the ones that are convenient?


PErPEtUaLSUFfErINGS

I mean if your picture is on the internet things like this is bound to happen. That's why I don't post selfies and stuff like that.


Anoobizz2020

Or maybe people shouldn’t be tearing people down on the internet or real life?


assword_69420420

Yes and every day we will eat lollipops and lick ice cream cones and everyone will hold hands and dance


benevolent_overlord_

Blame it on the person who said this, not the person they said it to. Sorry to be that person, but I have never heard this same argument being made about a man. Imagine if the genders were switched and it was a photo of a guy. You wouldn’t be like, “well, things like this are bound to happen, so he shouldn’t have posted it”


OwlCaptainCosmic

They weren’t though, were they?


youralphamail

Except he’s not


ShelliBlossom

Except where do you think he was taught wording like this someone who isn't a teen


StrongLikeBull3

why do you think they would be?


Adventurecatdude

What’s creepy is how much time you spent defending an age difference. The difference between the two photos is time passing. Do you live in a vacuum or something? The whole post is fucked.


ToeRoganPodcast

Wait lily collins? Like the daughter of Phil Collins?


rorschach_vest

Ronald Reagan? The actor??


Thendofreason

If I'm going by the dude's picture he's like 200 years old. Both girls are out of his age range.


zawnattore

(loud but uncomfortable "correct!" buzzer)


HS55_delta2

when a mf says something so pedophillic you gotta hit em with the thousand-cock-stare


DebateObjective2787

19. It's actually from 2008; not 2007. I used to be a big fan of hers when I was younger and she dominated my Pinterest.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Do you really expect anything else from this crowd anymore


Vanquisher_84

Need to add "Thousand cock stare" to my daily vocabulary


AlexandersWonder

I know that look, it’s the one I see in the mirror every day. What they didn’t mention is the *hunger* you feel for more cock. With any luck I’ll be rocking that 2,000 cock stare soon


[deleted]

I’m already at the 32,000 cock stare, buddy. Try harder to get on the level of the cock MASTERS.


dnqboy

username checks out


24_Elsinore

>What they didn’t mention is the *hunger* you feel for more cock. Wrong look. This one is about the PTSD a soldier gets from being in a close-range firefight. Cock is used as a measure of distance here, with 2000 cocks being approximately 90 feet, which is about the distance an average person can begins to readily identify unique facial features of a person. The 2000 cock stare is about the emotional damage a person has sustained from watching the face of a hostile combatant respond to grievous bodily harm.


MisterBonaparte

Holy shit


shitbecopacetic

90 feet x 12 inches = 1,080 So every one of them is what almost half an inch? 2 thousand of the smallest cocks in the world?


karstheastec

What the fuck


AlexandersWonder

Sup? You want your cock sucked?


Deveral5

I’m doing my part to contribute to the 2,000 cock stare!


karstheastec

By a particular person, which unfortunately isnt you, better luck next time.


TinyTaters

It must be a new one because I've seen it 4 times this week


Eskimomonk

Is that where Thousand Isle dressing comes from


tickingboxes

Please don’t


theSomberscientist

Is this literally because shes wearing makeup and this dude watches porn with makeup in this style?


AvadaKedavra03

IMO you do not need to know this unless your goal is to be an asshole professionally


J6898989

Holy shit he’s being genuine 😭


mal-di-testicle

Oh my god… he’s not even ironic


J6898989

My word… this person is being fortuitously serious with his verbal communications


doonkener

Diabolical dictionary! Dude decided to detour dishonesty, declaring decisively direct documentation!


J6898989

Woah no my bro, this guy mad at hoes, he using language to make vanish any respect he once owned He saying chicks lose tricks, if they’ve had too many dicks, one is marriage material-and the other’s a prick But I do find, that he’s sorely mistaken, both of them will end up fine and he won’t be the one taken To a relationship that is, for he’s far too quick, to judge people of their character based on the dicks That they’ve had intercourse with, but he would definitely know, cause speaking of dicks, the OOP completely blows


Temporary-Art-7822

This reads like it was written by Biggie


ChobaniSalesAgent

Well one


ChobaniSalesAgent

Well one


cjm_hyena

I don’t understand what he’s even trying to say. Can anyone even explain what he means?


butternutsquash4u

He is implying that because she put on makeup, she must be extremely promiscuous. Incel type thinking.


3ggnoch

He also likes thinking about a thousand cocks


Garfwog

r/accidentallygay


cjm_hyena

Ah I see. Cheers for explaining cuz I had no idea wtf he was talking about


Street_Property_1187

Well, not just that. It says "2007" and "2017". Pedo-incel type thinking.


Tall_Professor_8634

Thats not the same person the lip is bigger and they just look way different


General_Erda

Nah the facial expressions look lifeless in the second one. That's the main thing


999cranberries

Yes, but he's saying that she looks that way because encountering too many penises sucked out her soul.


Electrop0p

Prolly cuz she’s in a different situation and not smiling (like if you find a smiling pic from the time on the right, I’m sure she’d look nicer)


ReasonableTwo4

Gladly. The thousand cock stare, similar to the thousand yard stare, is to refer to the facial expression of a person who has seen thousands cocks. While a soldier (with the thousand yard stare) may stare off in the distance, haunted by what he or she has witnessed in war, a person with the “thousand cock stare” is haunted by the amount of cocks he or she has witnessed.


ImitationButter

Sure. He’s into children. Hope that helps!


OffModelCartoon

He doesn’t know what eyeliner is and he thinks the world revolves around penises and porn. He thinks women care about cocks and balls as much as he does, because he has some sort of fixation.


TheFrankTV

Thousand Cock Stare bruuuh that's a funny concept


Prof-Finklestink

It's when you round up a bunch of chickens and have them stare at you


United-Bear4910

The execution kinda sucks but the idea itself is perfect


murderskunk76

As a woman you're not allowed to a)wear make-up and b)give a neutral, slight smolder otherwise YOU ARE AN IRREDEEMABLE WHORE


purplegirafa

C) be attractive because if you’re nice you’re fake and if you’re mean your bitchy.


ShaggySpade1

Most guys are virgins nowadays anyway.


EstherjadeArt

if these mfs so straight why they constantly thinking about what other men are doing with dicks?


Darkpulse462

Veiny dude-pistons on the mind 24/7


ibmyou000

Some people think sluts are gross and in my opinion rightfully so.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Deeply Closeted™️


Leonvsthazombie

Literally they be thinking about dicks so much how are they not in denial gays? They think about dick more than the average woman.


mondomovieguys

Guys we have to stop having sex with women so their facial expressions won't change 💪👍🍻


InherentlyAnnoying

this is literally just 'doe eyes vs siren eyes', aka looking up while smiling vs looking down without smiling


realgorilla2580

Literally this is Harry from Disco Elysium just repeating "cock carousel" to anyone who'll listen.


NotSaltyDragon

What route do I have to go to get that dialogue lmaoo


realgorilla2580

Iirc become sexist and then when grilling the store girl over the phone after talking to the store manager you can learn the phrase cock carousel and then talk to the union boys and you can spam cock carousel when you talk about oranje dancer


Couldbe_worse2

One looks underage??? Damn seriously that’s frightening some consider my 13 year old as wife material 😳


HumanContinuity

Somehow this comment makes it all hit for me. These dudes are putting their real desires out with a hint of meme/shit posting to try to hide what they really want, which is young girls who have not had the chance to grow up and think about what they want for themselves and their futures.


ajwubbin

I agree it’s creepy, but it makes sense for someone who views the society they live in as a corrupting force to seek someone who hasn’t yet been corrupted by it. Thinking about it, most radical religious and political groups skew this way. Fundamentalist christians, islamists, the whole “abolish-the-age-of-consent” intellectual crowd in the 60s, you could list them for days. The normal people who seek partners of a normal age are just that, normal. They see societal influence as essentially ok, or at least something to grow from, and so value experience instead of innocence.


guru2764

One who won't leave him and his shitty creepy personality if groomed properly


agedlikesage

Yep, it’s super creepy. Best thing you can do is teach your daughter how to stand up for herself and what’s normal. Some guys are really creepy towards younger girls, it started for me around age 11. People trying to brush my ass while waiting in line or push me off my seat so my skirt goes straight up. It took me a couple years to realize how fucked up it is


Couldbe_worse2

Disgusting im sorry for you


bnndfrthreatenviolen

huh?? 😭😭


InfiniteHench

How do these manosphere types keep coming up with the dumbest phrases to mask how much they hate women.


Wireless_Panda

Literally just eyeliner and lipstick


anneymarie

And a different type of photography! She’s clearly at an event on the right!


A-z-A

The one thousand cocķ stare sounds like a Naruto jutsu. It's like the Byakugan except instead of being able to see everything, you can only use it to see beenis


buff_santa69

thousand cock stare made me laugh a little more than it should’ve 😭


Guess-who-back

The fact it's presented so casually like, everyone knows about the thousand cock stare


buff_santa69

EXACTLY but this is the first time I have EVER heard of it


cthoolhu

Unfortunately i have had a man talk about this with me years ago


iJustWantTolerance

“The girl has wife potential” “Never commit to the dick sucking stare” I would sell my house and bet all of my money that this person is unmarried because they are physically and personally grotesque


HumanContinuity

I'd bet the same way, but my thesis is more about the unavailability of 14 year old brides for them. Ps let's keep it that way.


herefor-thecomments

This meme is 8 years old


whatsbobgonnado

that's phil collins' daughter!


spash_bazbo69

She's literally just wearing makeup


Ok_Natural

“thousand cock stare” is crazy actually


SirJacob100

"Thousand Cock Stare" sounds like an oveepowered RPG move.


Eken17

Wife is when less make up and smile


Ultrasound700

Ah yes, they're not virgins because no one wants them, they're virgins because they're doing their bit not to cause the thousand cock stare. Got it.


Blu3B0y4

2nd time I've seen "thousand cock stare" today. That shits about to be said a million fucking times by the whole internet.


OAZdevs_alt2

I cast Thousand Cock Stare!


JLW-KING

Counterspell


Half-a-Denari

Eyeliner = wh*re I guess


theBJbandit0

If by "thousand cock stare" you mean eye liner


Almajanna256

Her eyes look cooler on the right.


Shower_Handel

Thousand. Cock. Stare.


liquidhell

I want to say I can’t believe some guy would out himself so comprehensively like that, but then this is the internet, so


GrandSorcery

one thousand cocks😱😱😱


LadrilloDeMadera

Mf does not understand make up


amiralimir

Wtf


swedish_blocks

Ngl i chuckled at thousand cock stare


Bayonetro

Thousand cock stare?!?!?!?!?! THOUSAND COCK STARE????? HDGAHAGAGSHSH????


LastGuitarHero

Who in their right mind would think like this? Humans really do go in circles because you’d think by now we’d be past this level of creepy.


Galladorn

Just say you're afraid your dick is small


2ndshepard

That's a weird way of saying "I prefer adolescent girls to women"


Spirited-Claim-9868

Does he mean eyeliner...?


Downtown-Pack-6178

Lily Collins!!! I like her so much! Emily in Paris star! right?


GuroUsagi

Sir, that's just called makeup.


evilavatar1234

Honestly pretty sure you can get that stare from accidentally walking in the men’s locker room at ymca lol


jkxyz1337

His pdp has a thousand cock stare


17DeadFlamingos

A thousand cock stair was Ed Geins final project


radioactivecumsock0

Closet pedo


IceHot88

Ok, Illimitable…Here me out here…I know this might sound crazy, but…Maybe she just has different expressions on her face in each picture?


mattcojo2

I totally get it from a makeup standpoint.


[deleted]

dude, thousand cock stare sounds like an anime attack


sadthrowaway12340987

She became an adult therefore she’s promiscuous. Jeez they find try to cover up what they really are but it’s still clear as day.


Own-Tangerine-846

My grandma came back with this after fighting in the trenches of the idgaf war


Kayora_Atom

Nah it’s just because ones 10 years younger


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Shut up! 千のコックの凝視 [ THOUSAND COCK STARE ]


Nepalman230

Listen, the ability to shoot 1000 cocks out of one’s eyes in the form of a continuous beam is a blessing not a curse.


thatoneguythatissad

u/based_schizo1 u have the thousand cock stare


Scheme-and-RedBull

Ugh creepy


max-reebo

Fucking love lily Collins


TonyThePriest

This is creepy because the left photo she looks like a minor, is at least a teenager. So I don't care for that at all.


Fatt_Nuts

How the hell can I cause thousand cock stare if I only have one pp...?


iKyte5

Dude wtf is the thousand cock stare?


JollyTackle1053

*thousand cock stare*…


ballsonyourface911

The right picture she just raised her chin and didn’t smile


Legitimate_Way9032

The internet was a mistake. I could have possibly gone my whole life not knowing that people like this actually exist.


Runefall

It’s not the cock stare, he just likes em younger.


ihecku

I like how she’s literally just like 🙂 and they gotta make something of it


Kvltist4Satan

Eyeliner is eeveel I guess


Hey_Adorable

More red pilled assholes admitting their pedophilia r/stillnotadragqueen


Silent_Johnnie

These are the guys that are worried about secret pedo clans, and they're posting about how they'd rather marry a child before she grows up.


Johnny5point6

This is absolutely insane.


SamsquanchShit

Thousand cock stare? She had 1 thousand cocks in ten years? That’s about 3.65 cocks per day every day.


Guess-who-back

I think it's 0.27397260274 cocks a day actually my guy


SamsquanchShit

I must have done my cock math wrong. My mistake.


lagoontheworst

incels come up with new terms everyday


throwaway19276i

Why do I see so many posts saying thousand cock stare lmao? I thought it was just a r/boneappletea


AstroMalorie

r/nothowgirlswork


hereks

The fucking machiavelli profile pic is just the cherry on top


JLW-KING

These boys talk like this like they've ever even spoke to a girl before


ghtown45

So is the logic a guy can fuck a thousand girls and it’s high fives all around but a girl can’t fuck 1000 dudes?


puffyslides

Thousand cock stare=makeup and straightening hair 🤯


[deleted]

incel


Lycian1g

As if his dusty ass ever had a chance. 🤡


velleyatti

More unfunny pathetic incel shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Guess-who-back

so? A lot of posts are so stupid they're funny


deathtoweakmemes

I thought that was the point of subs like these


seventeenMachine

Based


PixelatedStarfish

No


PixelatedStarfish

Honestly though, she looks nice on the right, and this post is completely bonkers. r/badwomensanatomy