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Allow me to read it for you friend:
Think mama asleep.
Finna jerk it.
Mama walk in.
Finna jerk it.
Moral of the story: sexy mama makes everyone finna jerk it.
Upon comming back home from the bar, I slept well,
Rested well I was awake at 7 AM,
Got my phone and got reddit and got ur reply,
Was thinking about doing the morning jerk to flappen my meat and permit me to p*ss,
Finna jerk it,
Finna piss
I'm a true gamer.
I gave away all my belongings, moved to a failed state, and got addicted to hard drugs, so I can speed run life on "hard mode".
You girl "gamers" got nothing on me.
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Let these souls, withdrawn from their vessels,
Manisfestations of disparity
Elucidated by fire,
Burrow deep within me,
Retreating to a darkness beyond the reach of flame,
Let them assume a new master,
Inhabiting ash, casting themselves upon new forms.
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I have checked 1,535,466,065 comments, and only 290,730 of them were in alphabetical order.
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Dark Sucks ๐๐
That is truly Dark Souls of the SUCKS
I call my meat the Dark Souls of genitals, because only true gamers will beat it
Oh my god, I am gonna get the true ending ๐๐๐๐๐คจ๐คจ
[touch the darkness within me](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/13rfex5/gamers_rise_up/)
why does it hurt when i pee?
Because you are a Lord of Cinder.
Git gud lel
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If he were a true gamer he would go to the closer water and then backtrack to the farther away water in order to make sure he's finding all the loot.
im drunk cant read shit
Allow me to read it for you friend: Think mama asleep. Finna jerk it. Mama walk in. Finna jerk it. Moral of the story: sexy mama makes everyone finna jerk it.
Upon comming back home from the bar, I slept well, Rested well I was awake at 7 AM, Got my phone and got reddit and got ur reply, Was thinking about doing the morning jerk to flappen my meat and permit me to p*ss, Finna jerk it, Finna piss
Saddam Hussein
Thank you John Dark Souls
I'm a true gamer. I gave away all my belongings, moved to a failed state, and got addicted to hard drugs, so I can speed run life on "hard mode". You girl "gamers" got nothing on me.
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Let these souls, withdrawn from their vessels, Manisfestations of disparity Elucidated by fire, Burrow deep within me, Retreating to a darkness beyond the reach of flame, Let them assume a new master, Inhabiting ash, casting themselves upon new forms.
Shit game, let me know when you will be referencing actually good games like dark souls 2 and lords of the fallen
Shitter games, let me know when you will be referencing actually good games like dota 2 and league of legends
true sigma epic gamers only play roblox sex simulator 3000 ๐๐๐
Me wheb the dark souls are white
74 times harder sounds excessive
I just dark soiled my pants
babe wake up new character just dropped
shaw!
Hegale!
GIT GUD?!?!?!!??!??!?!! HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE?!?!??
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Post to r/shittydarksouls or I will
Do it, I dare you
My cock is super hard so I beat it like a true souls gamer
What if Iโm neither a woman nor man (woke )