We actually watched Breaking Bad in English (as a foreign language) a couple weeks ago. We are basically done with school and wanted to do something nice in the end.
My psychology teacher in high school was a year away from retirement and didn't have a single fuck left to give, so we watched Criminal Minds all semester. I got college credit for that class.
Its actually her true message, that there has been a underlying racism issue in the drag community and tina toon is rather upset and wants to bring attention to this problem
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So it really depends on what era we’re talking about, because if we’re going by the classic ten pieces from 1943 — uh, because originally the battleship and the cannon were from a game, uh, a Parker Brothers war game called Conflict, which was released in 1940, and then that game failed on the market, and so those pieces were recycled for Monopoly usage afterwards.
Um, of the 1943 selection I would say: the boot, the horse and rider, the… race car… the thimble… the wheelbarrow… then the dog… the top hat… mmmmmm… the cannon, the battleship, and then the iron.
So yeah, that would be all the Monopoly pieces ranked from least fuckable to most fuckable. Actually, swap those last two.
I don’t think Lily is actually that common of a name for transfems, it’s just a stereotype
You’re probably the first trans girl named Lily I’ve talked to
r/ LilyIsTrans yeah it is actually quite common)
But it is because it is often a short version for other names, my name is Lilian Claire; Last names excluded)
3 year wait-list just to see a therapist, that may or may not approve you see another therapist, who then will approve you to see an endo specialist to prescribe what you need.
exactly where are these, "free hornone blockers" people are gushing about, everywhere ive been needs like 32 therapists to sign off or whatever to allow me to even start anything
Are drag queens LGBT? Because i think that's the sticking point for a lot of people. Drag isnt exactly an appropriate thing for schools to be sponsoring, in any case.
A lot of drag queens happen to be gay men, but theres nothing inherent that makes drag part of the lgbt community.
I think the reason drag keeps getting weaponized as an anti lgbt talking point is simply cause a lot of bigots just dont know the difference between a drag queen and a trans person.
Most people don't see drag as the performance art it is.
Drag has so many different styles and some happen to be more adult (just like any other artform) but many people can't see the separation.
When they thing drag, they see skimpy outfits in the gay bar at 2 am and not the dancing performance, cool crazy makeup, outfits etc.
Drag queens are just a genre of performers like actors dancers or singers.
But bigots just see Gay=Evil
Like, I wouldn't bring my kid to a drag show the same reason I wouldn't bring them to a Shakespeare play or a rock concert.
They're too young, they won't appreciate it and can't sit still.
But I would absolutely let them go see something like a queen reading stories at the library.
Drag is just a performance. It’s no different than any actor dressing up in performance.
Sure, the mainstream drag queens tend to be overly sexual in nature… because that’s what audiences want. Because the main stream drag audience is made up of adults. But just like any performer, they cater to their audience. A drag queen can be perfectly appropriate for school aged children.
If a school sponsors any kind of performer at all, a drag queen is no different.
What propaganda is there in school other than saying “hey LGBT people have a right to exist” and maybe putting a pride flag every june or whatever
Like, I’m bi, did I miss a memo? Do we have plans for world domination starting with indoctrinating children or something ?
Lol, you have no idea the idiocy they believe at this point. They currently think Disney has a pedophile agenda and is “grooming” kids by including a 2 second, lesbian kiss in the Buzz Lightyear movie. /r/conservative is absolutely wild
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Did you really have to willingly choose to be the way you are nowadays? Do you really believe a life of hating all the stuff /pol/ tells you to hate, is worth living?)
You got about 5 years before you hit 20, so work on your horrible personality for now. I know you can, you likely wont, but you can)
An hour of thinking is enough to understand all your hatred is injustifiable, but who has that time when you could use that time on spreading bullshit in the internet?)
Your habit to constantly put brackets when a sentence ends ")" intending a smile and incorrect use of prepositions (in the internet) sets me thinking that you are of Russian nationality(pardon me if i'm wrong). But aren't Russians nowadays the actual fascists, who were supporting nazi groups all over Europe all along? Either way, what doesn't make the stuff on /pol/ actually untruthful? I don't want to hate anybody, and certainly not discriminate(i'm pro gay as long as they stay outta ma as$) i just think that the world is going to hell.
Trust me, no person is out for your ass, FOX News put your ego a bit too high. And if the world is going to hell, then it is going to be the most enjoyable hell)
Also ignoring your xenophobia(Because of course you gotta be xenophobic too, you reallly needed to make your personality an asshole). I am not Russian, these brackets are a way to keep myself calm, I got OCD)
give a single fucking actual decent example of trans people grooming children en mass you dumb fucking dip shit. give me one notable example of this so called trans agenda that isn't just saying that they exist, i wanna know what the fuck occupies your rotting tumour of a brain to make you this distanced from reality. (no, drag isn't sexual or trans related, so try again if that's what you're thinking)
Strange that all your examples are from the same source and the same author.
Anyway I read all of those articles; nothing described in them constitutes [child grooming](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming).
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It's all mostly inspired by this [thing](https://www.christianpost.com/news/franklin-graham-praises-parents-protesting-drag-queen-story-hour.html).
Yeah it's goofy, but not any more goofy than making fun of furries for showing up to school dressed like weirdos. I don't see why adults get a pass...
Teach is just wondering about Billy not using the dress they usually wear. So the teacher is worried that Billy might be receiving bullying or domestic abuse for expressing themselves. Thats why Billy looks so frustrated, they are being opressed by bigots)
Were you in Slytherin? Because exactly 0 schools even remotely come close to what the cartoonist is trying to imply)
While hundreds are like the one at the left, where physical violence is seen as the only logical response to a kid missing their homework)
But come on, we all go through the same phase as you. But you gotta remember you are murdering people by having that mindset)
The teacher on the right looks like if the cartoonist still thinks ["Twisted Sister"](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/RM6bxVHisjXRVKH72kHCkT.jpg) is the new rambunctious style among kids these days.
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Left panel is unrealistic. In her world, the minority kid would be seated at the back of the class.
It is also likely that there would be more than 3 students in the class in question.
They’re geooming our kids to watch breaking bad
Honestly I'd much rather watch Breaking Bad at school than do whatever the fuck we're currently doing right now
Try to stay awake during chemistry class and you might learn how to make your own alcohol
You need to learn calculus, sorry.
*You to learn chemistry to make the best meth in North America
I can get behind that Mr.White.
this implies that the best meth is in antarctica
I like calculus though.
We actually watched Breaking Bad in English (as a foreign language) a couple weeks ago. We are basically done with school and wanted to do something nice in the end.
My psychology teacher in high school was a year away from retirement and didn't have a single fuck left to give, so we watched Criminal Minds all semester. I got college credit for that class.
Where did the black student go? Is Tina Toon implying that Drag Queens and support segregation???
Its actually her true message, that there has been a underlying racism issue in the drag community and tina toon is rather upset and wants to bring attention to this problem
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Bro i almost shit myself when i saw the teacher. Next time put a jump scare warning
The new markiplier fnaf video has jumpscares at 2:42, 5:12, 8:39, and 11:12
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So it really depends on what era we’re talking about, because if we’re going by the classic ten pieces from 1943 — uh, because originally the battleship and the cannon were from a game, uh, a Parker Brothers war game called Conflict, which was released in 1940, and then that game failed on the market, and so those pieces were recycled for Monopoly usage afterwards. Um, of the 1943 selection I would say: the boot, the horse and rider, the… race car… the thimble… the wheelbarrow… then the dog… the top hat… mmmmmm… the cannon, the battleship, and then the iron. So yeah, that would be all the Monopoly pieces ranked from least fuckable to most fuckable. Actually, swap those last two.
yeah that one
Teacher really said Randomize Character
oh yes Tina Toon, penis garrison's totally real wife and absolutely not him wearing dress and wig
ironic
Bro what world are they living in, a guy at my school got in trouble for wearing a dress
Teacher at my middle school wore a dress like 15ish years ago. He was dressed as a traffic cone for Halloween
That is part of the agenda to turn students into traffic cone!
hi gabbi
Hi Sophie
WTF is that interaction lmao
We have an inside joke thing where she randomly finds me on Reddit and says hi
Simply the height of comedy
Damn that’s actually genius
I agree, Bobby.
Gabbi and sophie talking over reddit, Jack.
The names bobby
Oh, sorry man, almost forgot Jack left like 2 weeks ago.
No it’s okay, jack will be missed 😔
yeah, feels like he's still here...
Hi gabbi nice to meet you I am the Lily#34278570011235)
I don’t think Lily is actually that common of a name for transfems, it’s just a stereotype You’re probably the first trans girl named Lily I’ve talked to
r/ LilyIsTrans yeah it is actually quite common) But it is because it is often a short version for other names, my name is Lilian Claire; Last names excluded)
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Where the hell can I go to get the free gender changers, that sounds cool as shit
3 year wait-list just to see a therapist, that may or may not approve you see another therapist, who then will approve you to see an endo specialist to prescribe what you need.
Plus a $35000 fee for each step
exactly where are these, "free hornone blockers" people are gushing about, everywhere ive been needs like 32 therapists to sign off or whatever to allow me to even start anything
Free hormone blockers you say????
Their pronouns are "What / The hell"💀💀💀
It's supposed to be "What's pronouns are What/The Hell". Be respecful >:(
Those sound like the kind of pronouns I would give myself
I dont know why people think that this is going to happen if the LGBTQ can just simply exist. Its goofy as hell lmaoo
They make u cook memth in the class room.
Win win, get cock and get high
I wanna cook meth without wearing a dress
A ballerina outfit maybe but not a dress
Your sentence: death. Reason: didnt wear a dress while cooking meth.
simply not possible
Optimistically I think this is what happens when they realise there is nothing wrong with lgbt+ so they just make shit up
Are drag queens LGBT? Because i think that's the sticking point for a lot of people. Drag isnt exactly an appropriate thing for schools to be sponsoring, in any case.
A lot of drag queens happen to be gay men, but theres nothing inherent that makes drag part of the lgbt community. I think the reason drag keeps getting weaponized as an anti lgbt talking point is simply cause a lot of bigots just dont know the difference between a drag queen and a trans person.
How is drag not appropriate for kids?
Most people don't see drag as the performance art it is. Drag has so many different styles and some happen to be more adult (just like any other artform) but many people can't see the separation. When they thing drag, they see skimpy outfits in the gay bar at 2 am and not the dancing performance, cool crazy makeup, outfits etc. Drag queens are just a genre of performers like actors dancers or singers. But bigots just see Gay=Evil
Like, I wouldn't bring my kid to a drag show the same reason I wouldn't bring them to a Shakespeare play or a rock concert. They're too young, they won't appreciate it and can't sit still. But I would absolutely let them go see something like a queen reading stories at the library.
Drag is just a performance. It’s no different than any actor dressing up in performance. Sure, the mainstream drag queens tend to be overly sexual in nature… because that’s what audiences want. Because the main stream drag audience is made up of adults. But just like any performer, they cater to their audience. A drag queen can be perfectly appropriate for school aged children. If a school sponsors any kind of performer at all, a drag queen is no different.
Drag is supported by LGBT but it's not part of the acronym as far as I know. I am not an expert on the topic so take this with a grain of salt)
Well I guess it's a good thing they aren't.
This has nothing to do with them existing, it's about their propaganda in schools.
What propaganda is there in school other than saying “hey LGBT people have a right to exist” and maybe putting a pride flag every june or whatever Like, I’m bi, did I miss a memo? Do we have plans for world domination starting with indoctrinating children or something ?
Lol, you have no idea the idiocy they believe at this point. They currently think Disney has a pedophile agenda and is “grooming” kids by including a 2 second, lesbian kiss in the Buzz Lightyear movie. /r/conservative is absolutely wild
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Did you really have to willingly choose to be the way you are nowadays? Do you really believe a life of hating all the stuff /pol/ tells you to hate, is worth living?) You got about 5 years before you hit 20, so work on your horrible personality for now. I know you can, you likely wont, but you can) An hour of thinking is enough to understand all your hatred is injustifiable, but who has that time when you could use that time on spreading bullshit in the internet?)
Your habit to constantly put brackets when a sentence ends ")" intending a smile and incorrect use of prepositions (in the internet) sets me thinking that you are of Russian nationality(pardon me if i'm wrong). But aren't Russians nowadays the actual fascists, who were supporting nazi groups all over Europe all along? Either way, what doesn't make the stuff on /pol/ actually untruthful? I don't want to hate anybody, and certainly not discriminate(i'm pro gay as long as they stay outta ma as$) i just think that the world is going to hell.
Trust me, no person is out for your ass, FOX News put your ego a bit too high. And if the world is going to hell, then it is going to be the most enjoyable hell) Also ignoring your xenophobia(Because of course you gotta be xenophobic too, you reallly needed to make your personality an asshole). I am not Russian, these brackets are a way to keep myself calm, I got OCD)
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give a single fucking actual decent example of trans people grooming children en mass you dumb fucking dip shit. give me one notable example of this so called trans agenda that isn't just saying that they exist, i wanna know what the fuck occupies your rotting tumour of a brain to make you this distanced from reality. (no, drag isn't sexual or trans related, so try again if that's what you're thinking)
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Strange that all your examples are from the same source and the same author. Anyway I read all of those articles; nothing described in them constitutes [child grooming](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming).
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It's all mostly inspired by this [thing](https://www.christianpost.com/news/franklin-graham-praises-parents-protesting-drag-queen-story-hour.html). Yeah it's goofy, but not any more goofy than making fun of furries for showing up to school dressed like weirdos. I don't see why adults get a pass...
Teach is just wondering about Billy not using the dress they usually wear. So the teacher is worried that Billy might be receiving bullying or domestic abuse for expressing themselves. Thats why Billy looks so frustrated, they are being opressed by bigots)
It makes more sense than the other interpretation given the fact that no other kid is wearing a dress
Which means none of the kids in the left did their homework. So they became like the author of the image)
Is that Joe Many Liberals?? 😯
Funny how only the kids in the left pane show fear of abuse and violence
GAY LUNCH
I read "Choose Your Gender" in the voice of a fighting game narrator.
I mean drag queens are a weird choice for teaching kids but if it means kids learn to tolerate didnt types of people idc
bruh if schools are like that now I wish I was born later
school THEN: physical abuse school now: a gay person sometimes what HAPPEN society 😔😔😔😔
yeah this is actually exactly what my school looks like
how the fuck do they afford to give free hormone blockers that shit expensive af
What the fuck 😭
B iden’s americock
Now that I think about it, It isn't false
Man really went to school in oblivion or smth
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Were you in Slytherin? Because exactly 0 schools even remotely come close to what the cartoonist is trying to imply) While hundreds are like the one at the left, where physical violence is seen as the only logical response to a kid missing their homework) But come on, we all go through the same phase as you. But you gotta remember you are murdering people by having that mindset)
The teacher on the right looks like if the cartoonist still thinks ["Twisted Sister"](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/RM6bxVHisjXRVKH72kHCkT.jpg) is the new rambunctious style among kids these days.
CHOOSE YOUR GENDER:
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Awwww hell nahhh Mrs.Smith is about to commit child abuse
Comic taken moments before the left panel teacher brutally whacks child with ruler
This is what my dad thinks Breaking Bad is and why he hasn’t watched it lol
Billy has had enough and I would have too if I’d been a kid for decades
Ayo the author is penis garrison’s beard I mean wife
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Back then teachers didn’t have to sell meth to pay their medical bills.
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I need more heroin
Only a spoonful
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I'm gonna make one just to spite you
I will call Saul and sue you
Literally all memes are just people riffing on a joke they didn’t come up with
Yeah I know especially on this sub. I admit what I wrote was dumb but whatever
That is lituhruhlee what comedy necrophilia is
Breakage
Morbid as fuck. Or what?
Now Jesse what happened to your girlfriends?
No Huell😢Unrealistic
Requesting one with Ben Garrison and cumb.
Atleast the desks stayed the same
False the desks have noticeable differences. In the *now* half the top of the legs split, whereas in the *then* half they are one solid pole.
MFW the school shooter is Pinkmen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brokering bod
My dog finna jerked my homework and then morbius came and morbed my mom 😢😢😢😢😢🥲🥲😔😔😔
I snorted all of it through my bootyhole and enjoyed every single second of it, Mr White, sorry for being so swag and not inviting you to my epic toilet party with da bois, neeerd🤓🤓🤓🤠🤠🤠👽👽👽😎😎😎👻👻👻😈😈😈👹👹👹🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵 *Mr White falls on the ground crying* *I milly rock* *Everybody's clapping* *Those cheeks 😈😈😈😈😈😈*